Season 1

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  N/A/100 votes

  Single Lesbian Psychos

  Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 6/9/2009

  In the pilot episode, Simone reluctantly lets her best friend Audrey fill out her online dating profile.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Please ... Please Stop

  Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 6/9/2009

  Simone's first date with Elisa starts off in Pleasantville but quickly veers into AreYouOnCracktown.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Hammer Toes

  Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 7/26/2009

  Simone bravely agrees to date a musician, with shocking results.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  A League of Her Own

  Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 9/17/2009

  Simone's a bit miffed that everyone thinks her date, Caramel Kiss, is "out of her league".

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Dirty Birds

  Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 11/5/2009

  After her hot night with Caramel Kiss, Simone goes to her audition for The Albatross Appeal and finds that albatrosses aren't the dirtiest birds.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown