In the pilot episode, Simone reluctantly lets her best friend Audrey fill out her online dating profile.

Simone's first date with Elisa starts off in Pleasantville but quickly veers into AreYouOnCracktown.

Simone bravely agrees to date a musician, with shocking results.

Simone's a bit miffed that everyone thinks her date, Caramel Kiss, is "out of her league".

After her hot night with Caramel Kiss, Simone goes to her audition for The Albatross Appeal and finds that albatrosses aren't the dirtiest birds.

Simone discovers her CSIS:ForensicSwat character is getting shot - so she's keen to connect with the show's new writer.

After a rough day on the Albatross Appeal set, Simone comes home to a "surprise" from Audrey.

In the heat of passion, Simone makes a promise to Sylvia that she may end up regretting. A LOT.

With the grief-stricken wallowing over her break-up with Sylvia complete, Simone finally picks out a date herself. Her name is Leslie. And she is an accountant.