Gigi meets Johnny's mom and discovers how "Mary Poppins" wrecked her showbiz career—and Johnny's childhood.

Gigi lands a record deal of epic proportions; Bam and Rehab quit the band to become DJs.

Johnny sets Gigi up on a date with someone her own age; Bam and Rehab invent a new music genre.

Greg Dulli sets Gigi up with a well-respected producer from the west coast, which Johnny loves because Flash doesn’t.

Johnny dies. On the internet. And decides to stay dead for financial reasons. Which leads to a big break for Gigi.

Gigi and her bandmates challenge Johnny to write songs without drugs or alcohol.

Gigi’s success on the NYC scene leads to The Heathens finding out they are somehow still big in Belgium.

Gigi asks Johnny to get a tattoo of her name as a sign of true fatherly commitment.

Gigi insists the entire band see a noted music therapist.

Watching a sold out Afghan Whigs reunion show leads Johnny to try and get his old band back together.