French kissing etiquette on a first date. Applying makeup on the move. And Emma, who's looking for a sensitive tough guy with a good sense of humour who takes himself seriously. And can fly.

Lessons in how to get lucky on a first date, a song about walking in the wrong shoes, and exotic dancing in public. And a drunken vet gets a bit over-confident in her abilities.

A woman is terrified as she's chased relentlessly through the streets. By a leaf. And there's wedding day woe for a bride with a sizeable signature.

There's some not-so-sensual coffee drinking, and Kirsty is after a gay man who fancies women. One woman has a novel way of getting served first at the pub.

Following dogs in the park. A man who's got a very clingy ex-girlfriend - literally. And a vet who has trouble identifying animals doesn't fill pet owners with confidence.

The heights some go to for a smoke. A home viewing gives new meaning to chimney breast. A holidaymaker gets ahead on postcard writing. And Zara Vixen Bitch Warrior faces... Susan in Girlie Fighter 3.

Flouting the dress code on the production line. Nurses - they're fun, right? Is pulling on a cow's big old long udders any job for a woman? And does anyone enjoy working on a quacking spreadsheet?

Fishing for compliments on a date. A pub with a unique attraction. And one woman proves you never need to carry a bag when you've got a perfectly good bra.

Briony is looking for 'the one before The One'. A woman goes on an unnecessary trip to an STD clinic. Abattoir cheerleaders. And a frantic hunt for Alice the unruly hawk.

A rather dubious diabetic goes into shock at a petrol station. One woman's boyfriend gives us a lesson in how not to say goodbye at the airport. And just how do you have sex on a waterbed ?

Be careful who you let use the photocopier before you. There's a graphic response to the question, do you like my outfit? And two women try to enjoy the great outdoors without bumping into anyone.

A pervy student at a life drawing class doesn't go down too well with the model. A solicitor's best legal advice all relates to Flashdance. And how to deal with an annoying housemate.

Always stretch properly before entering the swimming pool. Do people walk dogs or dogs walk people? And, really, what should you expect when you visit someone's living room for some spiritual healing?

The intricacies of approaching someone you fancy in the office. Intrusive thoughts continue to be a problem for one woman. And a shelf stacker slightly misinterprets the subtle art of shelf stacking.

There's an unusual, slightly alarming find on an archaeological dig. Meanwhile, a postal worker gets more than a little upset when she struggles to read road names.

Indiscreet undercover police officers botch their case. An ex-punk with an unfortunate tattoo is searching for a date, and a woman undergoes a painful full-body wax.

From a coffee shop where it's impossible to know what to order, to a day out at the beach with a not-so romantic couple. And one man's proposal doesn't go to plan.

A Spanish woman gets lost in translation at an airport. A man puts a rather peculiar proposal to his girlfriend. A tiff between bomb disposal experts. And why the ideal girlfriend doesn't exist.

An exuberant case of mistaken identity. A photocopier malfunction gets a little bit cheeky. Do vitamin supplements work? And a door-stepper is pleased to be invited in, but gets a nude awakening.

What happens when a surgeon pushes boundaries of medical science? Having something on one's face at a party can really escalate. Nobody likes a partner who has the audacity to sleep when you can't.

One woman isn't happy about what her boyfriend gets up to while she's away, while another hasn't quite got the hang of sexy messaging. A doctor has a peculiar attraction.