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The Best Episodes of Smack the Pony

Every episode of Smack the Pony ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Smack the Pony!

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The stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips. Distinctly contemporary. Decidedly maverick.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Smack the Pony Season 3 Episode 3 - Episode 3
    7.9/10(27 votes)

    #1 - Episode 3

    S3:E3

    Lessons in how to get lucky on a first date, a song about walking in the wrong shoes, and exotic dancing in public. And a drunken vet gets a bit over-confident in her abilities.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Smack the Pony Season 2 Episode 1 - Episode 1
    7.8/10(38 votes)

    #2 - Episode 1

    S2:E1

    French kissing etiquette on a first date. Applying makeup on the move. And Emma, who's looking for a sensitive tough guy with a good sense of humour who takes himself seriously. And can fly.

    Director:Roberto Bangura
    Writer:Robert Harley

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  3. Smack the Pony Season 2 Episode 4 - Episode 4
    7.8/10(31 votes)

    #3 - Episode 4

    S2:E4

    A woman is terrified as she's chased relentlessly through the streets. By a leaf. And there's wedding day woe for a bride with a sizeable signature.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Smack the Pony Season 2 Episode 2 - Episode 2
    7.7/10(37 votes)

    #4 - Episode 2

    S2:E2

    There's some not-so-sensual coffee drinking, and Kirsty is after a gay man who fancies women. One woman has a novel way of getting served first at the pub.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Smack the Pony Season 2 Episode 3 - Episode 3
    7.7/10(31 votes)

    #5 - Episode 3

    S2:E3

    Following dogs in the park. A man who's got a very clingy ex-girlfriend - literally. And a vet who has trouble identifying animals doesn't fill pet owners with confidence.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Smack the Pony Season 3 Episode 5 - Episode 5
    7.6/10(26 votes)

    #6 - Episode 5

    S3:E5

    Briony is looking for 'the one before The One'. A woman goes on an unnecessary trip to an STD clinic. Abattoir cheerleaders. And a frantic hunt for Alice the unruly hawk.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Smack the Pony Season 3 Episode 6 - Episode 6
    7.6/10(25 votes)

    #7 - Episode 6

    S3:E6

    A rather dubious diabetic goes into shock at a petrol station. One woman's boyfriend gives us a lesson in how not to say goodbye at the airport. And just how do you have sex on a waterbed ?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Smack the Pony Season 1 Episode 4 - Episode 4
    7.5/10(35 votes)

    #8 - Episode 4

    S1:E4

    The heights some go to for a smoke. A home viewing gives new meaning to chimney breast. A holidaymaker gets ahead on postcard writing. And Zara Vixen Bitch Warrior faces... Susan in Girlie Fighter 3.

    Director:Ben Gosling Fuller
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Smack the Pony Season 2 Episode 6 - Episode 6
    7.5/10(28 votes)

    #9 - Episode 6

    S2:E6

    Fishing for compliments on a date. A pub with a unique attraction. And one woman proves you never need to carry a bag when you've got a perfectly good bra.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Smack the Pony Season 3 Episode 1 - Episode 1
    7.5/10(29 votes)

    #10 - Episode 1

    S3:E1

    Indiscreet undercover police officers botch their case. An ex-punk with an unfortunate tattoo is searching for a date, and a woman undergoes a painful full-body wax.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Smack the Pony Season 3 Episode 4 - Episode 4
    7.5/10(28 votes)

    #11 - Episode 4

    S3:E4

    From a coffee shop where it's impossible to know what to order, to a day out at the beach with a not-so romantic couple. And one man's proposal doesn't go to plan.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Smack the Pony Season 2 Episode 5 - Episode 5
    7.4/10(31 votes)

    #12 - Episode 5

    S2:E5

    A pervy student at a life drawing class doesn't go down too well with the model. A solicitor's best legal advice all relates to Flashdance. And how to deal with an annoying housemate.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Smack the Pony Season 3 Episode 2 - Episode 2
    7.4/10(26 votes)

    #13 - Episode 2

    S3:E2

    One woman isn't happy about what her boyfriend gets up to while she's away, while another hasn't quite got the hang of sexy messaging. A doctor has a peculiar attraction.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Smack the Pony Season 1 Episode 2 - Episode 2
    7.3/10(43 votes)

    #14 - Episode 2

    S1:E2

    Be careful who you let use the photocopier before you. There's a graphic response to the question, do you like my outfit? And two women try to enjoy the great outdoors without bumping into anyone.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Smack the Pony Season 1 Episode 6 - Episode 6
    7.3/10(33 votes)

    #15 - Episode 6

    S1:E6

    Flouting the dress code on the production line. Nurses - they're fun, right? Is pulling on a cow's big old long udders any job for a woman? And does anyone enjoy working on a quacking spreadsheet?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Smack the Pony Season 2 Episode 7 - Episode 7
    7.3/10(32 votes)

    #16 - Episode 7

    S2:E7

    There's an unusual, slightly alarming find on an archaeological dig. Meanwhile, a postal worker gets more than a little upset when she struggles to read road names.

    Director:Roberto Bangura
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Smack the Pony Season 3 Episode 7 - Episode 7
    7.3/10(24 votes)

    #17 - Episode 7

    S3:E7

    A Spanish woman gets lost in translation at an airport. A man puts a rather peculiar proposal to his girlfriend. A tiff between bomb disposal experts. And why the ideal girlfriend doesn't exist.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Smack the Pony Season 1 Episode 1 - Episode 1
    7.2/10(60 votes)

    #18 - Episode 1

    S1:E1

    Always stretch properly before entering the swimming pool. Do people walk dogs or dogs walk people? And, really, what should you expect when you visit someone's living room for some spiritual healing?

    Director:Ben Gosling Fuller
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Smack the Pony Season 1 Episode 7 - Episode 7
    7.2/10(30 votes)

    #19 - Episode 7

    S1:E7

    The intricacies of approaching someone you fancy in the office. Intrusive thoughts continue to be a problem for one woman. And a shelf stacker slightly misinterprets the subtle art of shelf stacking.

    Director:Ben Gosling Fuller
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Smack the Pony Season 1 Episode 5 - Episode 5
    7.0/10(36 votes)

    #20 - Episode 5

    S1:E5

    What happens when a surgeon pushes boundaries of medical science? Having something on one's face at a party can really escalate. Nobody likes a partner who has the audacity to sleep when you can't.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Smack the Pony Season 1 Episode 3 - Episode 3
    6.9/10(42 votes)

    #21 - Episode 3

    S1:E3

    An exuberant case of mistaken identity. A photocopier malfunction gets a little bit cheeky. Do vitamin supplements work? And a door-stepper is pleased to be invited in, but gets a nude awakening.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Episode 3" is the best rated episode of "Smack the Pony". It scored 7.9/10 based on 27 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/25/2002. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Episode 1".