Tim and Eric examine the mysteries of the universe. Pierre launches a PSA about food poisoning. The Zillions crew is back with a very special episode of a Celebrity Zillions.

Jim and Derrick board, Chug, and get chill with Elisha Cuthbert in the zone. You just got bonged! And damn... Drez plays it all back. Also, Cinco's Pep Pep makes an appearance. (Elisha Cuthbert and John Mayer)

An infomercial for the vending machine-sized database of every work Tairy Greene (Zach Galifianakis) has ever acted in.

The Adventure Begins. Spagett goes Hollywood, and a friendship is threatened. Love is not always hard. (John C. Reilly, Brian Posehn, Steve Schirripa)

Eric hits puberty naturally before Tim, causing Tim to seek out synthetic ways to activate puberty to catch up with Eric. Fortin' with Will.

Tim and Eric embark on a road trip. James Quall goes Back to Squall.

An old man photographs himself by mistake.

The half-hour series finale. Tim and Eric are gearing up for the holidays when they begin to lactate. Thinking quickly, the boys (and Eric's son Koi) decide to bottle their man milk to give as holiday gifts. However, they neglect to pasteurize the milk, killing everyone. Meanwhile, Ben Stiller and Ben Hur join forces to form the dynamic comedy duo Ben StillHur, Cinco unveils its Privacy Helmet, David Liebe Hart sings about overseas STDs, and Paul Rudd watches dancing men on a computer and becomes smitten with Tayne.

Tim learns a problematic new magic trick; free portraits on Hollywood Boulevard.

The Innernette comes with 103 websites and virus protection! Get your Pussy Doodle and have your cat paint you a picture.

A short film featuring the brothers Cinco; Mark (Tim) & Terry (Eric). During CincoCon, Terry is officially charged with the murder of his wife Lynn. The company rolls out their "E-Trial" software, which takes the place of an actual trial.

Steve Mahanahan will be going to jail for touching a clown, but his father Donald's Original Child Clown Outlet remains in business. Disaster strikes when the Stontmehn Brothers perform the "exploding pumpkin" trick on Feminine Perspectives.

Tim and Eric hold a seminar on how to build a successful sitcom writing career.

A chunky lady's love for her mean boss reaches a boiling point.

Tim's life is saved by the Snuggler.

One Word - Jackie Chan. Channel 5 celebrates 100 years of Jackie Chan. Steve Mahanahan advertises a Child Clown training video.

When a blizzard snows in Tim and Eric, they reminisce over hot chocolate and urine with David Liebe Hart and Richard Dunn.

Tim writes the semi-autobiographical novel Choices: The Problem with Eric Wareheim, much to Eric's dismay. Meanwhile, the Cinco H'amb saves another life by offering a cheaper alternative to expensive food products (Guest starring William Sanderson). Two actors discuss their achievements in All Dolled Up, and Dr. Steve Brule delivers a depressing message.

Tim wears a Cinco Musky Tusk Necklace for good luck, while claiming that Eric's rabbit's foot necklace has no effect. Pierre dreams of a barbecue while under the influence of Dream Cream. The Cinco Bro-oche is advertised in a parody of the Eye Tanning System from "C.O.R.B.S."

Dilly is surprised when he finds a batch of cooked shrimp washed ashore and Krunk trips on his way to investigate.

The 50th Anniversary Show.

A tape that Carol made for Mr. Henderson is revealed, and her worst fear is realized.

Tim gets embarrassed when Eric shows a naked baby picture of him. Steve Brule gets drunk while doing a report on wine.

When Tim and Eric run out of show ideas, Aboxa balloons drops by. Steve Brule has a report about the internet, where he then makes a video, and hopes it will go viral. C.O.R.B.S (Cops on Recumbent Bikes) attempt to stop a group of Colombian terrorists trying to take over a sugar factory, which ends in a terrible tragedy, and some sound effects. Grill Vogel teaches you how to hug appropriately in a workplace. We're also introduced to a family dealing with divorce, and the Cinco Eye Tanning System. (John C. Reilly and Ray Wise)

Larry gets jealous of Mr. Henderson and Carol's date together. Burps with Tim & Eric. Tairy Greene's acting class continues. Bobby Stoan performs on the Channel 5 Child Showcase.