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The Worst Episodes of Smoggie Queens

Every episode of Smoggie Queens ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Smoggie Queens!

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Dickie—along with drag queen Mam, self-styled hun Lucinda, awkward Sal, and newcomer Stewart—navigate love, life, and their pride for a town that feels neglected in its own little corner of the UK.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Smoggie Queens Season 2 Episode 4 - A Smoggie Match
    6.8/10(37 votes)

    S2:E4

    Mam is managing a team for a local charity football match, where Dickie and Lucinda compete to become the best wags!

    Director:Tom Marshall
    Writer:Phil Dunning

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  2. Smoggie Queens Season 2 Episode 6 - A Smoggie Show
    7.3/10(32 votes)

    S2:E6

    Dickie’s been booked for a drag gig and has invited a load of agents in the hope of making it to the big time, while Mam faces a ghost from her past.

    Director:Tom Marshall
    Writer:Phil Dunning

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  3. Smoggie Queens Season 2 Episode 1 - A Smoggie Search Party
    7.4/10(46 votes)

    S2:E1

    Dickie, Mam, Lucinda and Sal throw a surprise coming-out party for Stewart at Keith’s World of Carpets, which turns into a venture in wonderland.

    Director:Tom Marshall
    Writer:Phil Dunning

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  4. Smoggie Queens Season 2 Episode 5 - A Smoggie Pagaent
    7.4/10(32 votes)

    S2:E5

    It’s that time of year again. The Mr. Teesside Beauty Pageant and the grand prize is £20,000. But someone foul lurks in the shadows to attempt to fix the competition.

    Director:Tom Marshall
    Writer:Phil Dunning

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  5. Smoggie Queens Season 2 Episode 3 - A Smoggie Social
    7.6/10(40 votes)

    S2:E3

    There’s no place like home when Dickie takes his work mates on a Wizard of Oz night out.

    Director:Tom Marshall
    Writer:Phil Dunning

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  6. Smoggie Queens Season 1 Episode 1 - A Smoggie Break-Up
    7.8/10(89 votes)

    S1:E1

    Dickie's friends and family gather round when his boyfriend dumps him on the doorstep. Can he fight for his love and win back his man?

    Directors:Tom Kingsley, Andrew Chaplin
    Writer:Phil Dunning

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  7. Smoggie Queens Season 1 Episode 2 - A Smoggie Fairytale
    8.3/10(82 votes)

    S1:E2

    Sick of dating creeps, Lucinda is given the royal princess treatment courtesy of her fairy godmother. Sal auditions for a talent show, and Dickie offers sage advice in the work place.

    Director:Andrew Chaplin
    Writer:Phil Dunning

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  8. Smoggie Queens Season 1 Episode 4 - A Smoggie Murder
    8.3/10(75 votes)

    S1:E4

    It's games night, and Dickie has concocted 'an absolutely amazing' murder mystery evening full of twists and turns. Solving the murder should be easy, if he can keep it all on track.

    Director:Andrew Chaplin
    Writer:Phil Dunning

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  9. Smoggie Queens Season 2 Episode 2 - A Smoggie Date
    8.3/10(47 votes)

    S2:E2

    Our queens get Stewart ready for his first ever date and invite themselves along as well.

    Director:Tom Marshall
    Writer:Phil Dunning

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  10. Smoggie Queens Season 1 Episode 5 - A Smoggie Birthday
    8.4/10(76 votes)

    S1:E5

    The gang learn that it's Stewart's birthday, but he doesn't want them to make a big fuss out of it in case his grandmother or colleagues find out he's gay. The queens come up with a cunning plan.

    Director:Andrew Chaplin
    Writer:Phil Dunning

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  11. Smoggie Queens Season 1 Episode 3 - A Smoggie Feud
    8.5/10(89 votes)

    S1:E3

    All aboard the Teesside Princess for Mam's Titanic-themed drag brunch, but the event hits a proverbial iceberg when Mam is faced with an unwelcome blast from her past.

    Director:Andrew Chaplin
    Writer:Phil Dunning

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  12. Smoggie Queens Season 1 Episode 6 - A Smoggie Pride
    8.8/10(90 votes)

    S1:E6

    It's Middlesbrough Pride! Mam is hosting the main stage and has booked a Girls Aloud drag tribute act. It 'promises' to be a banger.

    Director:Andrew Chaplin
    Writer:Phil Dunning

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Worst Episodes Summary

"A Smoggie Match" is the worst rated episode of "Smoggie Queens". It scored 6.8/10 based on 37 votes. Directed by Tom Marshall and written by Phil Dunning, it aired on 5/22/2026. This episode scored 0.5 points lower than the second lowest rated, "A Smoggie Show".