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Comedy set in a small Police Station filled with self serving corrupt coppers!
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Season 1

  • The Unwanted Prisoner
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    The Unwanted Prisoner

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 7/9/1979

    Spooner isn't amused when the inscription 'Spooner's Pigsty' is daubed on the noticeboard; or when Constable Bulsover drives straight into his superior's car.

    Director: William G. Stewart

    Writer: Ray Galton, Johnny Speight

  • The Morning After...
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    The Morning After...

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 7/16/1979

    Spooner emerges from his flat above the station, still in his dressing gown and suffering a hangover with accompanying memory loss.

    Director: William G. Stewart

    Writer: Ray Galton, Johnny Speight

  • The Share-Out
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    The Share-Out

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 7/30/1979

    Bribery and corruption? Spooner and Goatman make a stout denial when the golf trolleys they trundle into the station prove to be full of wine, groceries and other goodies.

    Director: William G. Stewart

    Writer: Ray Galton, Johnny Speight

  • The Presentation Clock
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    The Presentation Clock

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 8/13/1979

    Spooner's great ambition is to win the golf club championship and the presentation clock that goes with it. In spite of cheating, he fails, but a surprise awaits him at the station.

    Director: William G. Stewart

    Writer: Ray Galton, Johnny Speight

  • Par For The Course
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    Par For The Course

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 8/20/1979

    Nothing goes right for Spooner on the day he is to play golf with the club president - from trouble with pensioners to being badly chauffeured by Bulsover.

    Director: William G. Stewart

    Writer: Ray Galton, Johnny Speight

  • The Mayor's Brother
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    The Mayor's Brother

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/19/1980

    The Mayor, one of Spooner's few admirers, asks him to keep an eye on his house while he is away. Greta, the au pair, is certainly worth keeping an eye on...

    Director: William G. Stewart

    Writer: Ray Galton, Johnny Speight