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The Best Episodes of Storage Wars: Texas

Every episode of Storage Wars: Texas ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Storage Wars: Texas!

The Best Episodes of Storage Wars: Texas

Storage Wars: Texas is a reality television series on the A&E Network

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  1. Background image for For a Few Lockers More
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - For a Few Lockers More

    S1:E14

    The Storage Stampede hits the Dallas metroplex with back-to-back auctions. If the buyers can't keep up with the crowd, they risk missing a locker of a lifetime. Ricky and Bubba enlist a fisherman's strategy. Victor Rjesnjansky gambles on some video poker machines. Jerry forces Lesa to buy a contractors unit, while Moe Prigoff gets caught up in some monkey business. Through a bevy of auctions, the buyers will have to show grit, stamina, and the ability to read a map, if they hope to win.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Background image for Mo' Money, Moe Prigoff
    7.2/10(19 votes)

    #2 - Mo' Money, Moe Prigoff

    S1:E4

    As the bidders arrive at Walt's Longview auction, they notice one major problem. There's a 100-buyer swarm--all of whom are geared up to spend. Ricky and Lesa duke it out for a power tool bonanza. Victor Rjesnjansky strikes it big with a midcentury unit, while Moe Prigoff uses an old friend to transform his locker of junk into a unit of "fabulous" furnishings. With droves of bidders on the prowl--one buyer will have his clocked cleaned, while another cleans up with some antique clocks!

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Background image for Hell's Half Acre
    6.9/10(16 votes)

    #3 - Hell's Half Acre

    S3:E19

    The auction action returns to Fort Worth, and the home of Hell's Half Acre once again inspires hot blood and sharp tongues. Bubba, going solo, reckons with both East Texas Kenny and Cowboy Matt to win prize finds, though Mary could be the one reeling in the big catch. As Bubba goes James Bond with a hidden camera, and Matt ends up bloodied, the buyers discover that the most belligerent fighter often ends up the biggest loser.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  4. Background image for Hate to Burst Your Bubba
    6.8/10(15 votes)

    #4 - Hate to Burst Your Bubba

    S2:E3

    Auctions take place in Lake Highlands, Texas--a wealthy suburb of Dallas. Victor Rjesnjansky snakes his way into Bubba's mind--turning him against Ricky. Jenny Grumbles scours the lockers, while working for a very picky client. Mary Padian bids against her former mentor. And Dr. Moe Prigoff returns to the auction--finding an item that blows up in his face. From repurposed to refurbished--the buyers will have to hustle to pump up their profits.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  5. Background image for Take That Beethoven!
    6.8/10(17 votes)

    #5 - Take That Beethoven!

    S3:E10

    The auction action goes down in Dallas, where Lesa and Jerry return to play havoc with Mary and Jenny, and Ricky and Bubba seek revenge against Cowboy Matt Blevins. One find leads to a horse trainer, another to an art gallery, while one team's difference of opinion over the fate of a musical instrument ends up with everything in a shambles. In the big city, where big money means enormous risk, some folks will break the bank, and others will break up for good.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Background image for Cardboard Couture
    6.8/10(17 votes)

    #6 - Cardboard Couture

    S3:E13

    The East Texas town of Tyler hosts the auction--Kenny Stowe's territory. Ricky and Bubba throw down the gauntlet and run the gantlet against Kenny and the other East Texas locals. Mary is forced to be crafty while Jenny finds a Holy Grail of the music world. With bidding and tempers running high, Tyler becomes a turf war for its buried treasure--with one buyer losing money before the auction even begins.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Background image for For the Benefit of Mr. Charles
    6.8/10(17 votes)

    #7 - For the Benefit of Mr. Charles

    S3:E27

    The buyers head east to Longview, Texas, where Jenny attempts a bold new strategy. Rangers Ricky and Bubba attempt to both go big and go home, Matt Blevins resorts to scare tactics, and Mary shows up with an old friend who keeps people guessing. With this East Texas auction full of alarms and surprises, the brave will soar with the raptors, and others will run screaming for cover.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. Background image for Grounded & Pounded
    6.7/10(14 votes)

    #8 - Grounded & Pounded

    S3:E18

    Mary intends to get a step up on the competition when the buyers visit a storage auction in Plano, Texas. Ricky, flying solo, goes home with a pretty little doll, while Jenny the Dazzler gets devious and a locker of MMA equipment puts Kenny in a compromising position. While the auctions have shown in the past that winning storage lockers is often a mental game, Plano proves to be a place where the big can beat the clever.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Background image for Puffy the Auction Slayer
    6.7/10(16 votes)

    #9 - Puffy the Auction Slayer

    S3:E26

    The upscale hamlet of Haslet, Texas hosts the auction, and some old hands show up to compete for abandoned treasures. Ricky's mother Puffy, herself a veteran of storage battles, quickly finds herself in the sights of a territorial Lesa Lewis. Jenny takes on a refurbishing gamble, Mary makes a literal gamble, and Ricky's discovery takes him to a place where men fear to tread. With all of the scrapping that goes down in Haslet, most buyers are lucky just to take home the scraps.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. Background image for Raiders of the Lost Arkana
    6.6/10(17 votes)

    #10 - Raiders of the Lost Arkana

    S3:E1

    In search of old furniture and new territory, the buyers travel east to the border town of Texarkana. Slick Vic goes silent and stealthy to acquire a unit with action figures. Jenny the Dazzler may find diamonds in the rough. Moe and Mary go big after raw materials while Rangers Ricky and Bubba Smith uncover an unforgettable antique. Even in terra incognita on the State Line, the bevy of local border bidders learn not to mess with Texas.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Background image for Winners of the Centuries
    6.6/10(17 votes)

    #11 - Winners of the Centuries

    S3:E9

    The auction takes place in the old Chisholm Trail city of Fort Worth. Englishman David Kay returns and gets chippy with the competition. Victor finds spy equipment, while Ricky and Bubba go for something large and dangerous, and Mary and her brother Blom try not to get burned. With some unusual items up for bidding, the buyers are forced to go to unusual lengths, and an old-fashioned Texas standoff could be on the dance card.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Background image for Yo! Mary Raps
    6.6/10(17 votes)

    #12 - Yo! Mary Raps

    S3:E11

    The buyers return to the Dallas suburb of Carrollton, where they find shocking surprises are in store. Ricky and Bubba will never be the same after a discovery directs them to a den of deviance. Kenny returns confident, but discovers it's not like riding a bike. Mary taps into a side of her personality that we've never seen and has a roaring crowd on their feet. As our buyers know, the suburbs often hold dark secrets, and while some leave triumphant, others are happy just to leave quickly.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Background image for Hands Off the Embroidery
    6.6/10(14 votes)

    #13 - Hands Off the Embroidery

    S3:E12

    Fort Worth--a perilous place in the 1800s--is host to one more showdown when Cowboy Matt moseys in and pushes his weight around. Mary discovers something that could help her take flight, while Ricky and Bubba attempt to fly under the radar. Jenny uncovers something obscure that leads to a photo opportunity, and Matt puts his hand somewhere dangerous. Panther City has a history of settling its own scores, and when the heat gets turned up at the storage auction, someone inevitably gets burned.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Background image for Spurs of the Moment
    6.6/10(16 votes)

    #14 - Spurs of the Moment

    S3:E14

    The auction returns to the small Texas town of Ponder, where Rangers Ricky and Bubba look to extend a lucky streak. Jenny discovers her inner ballerina while Mary takes a cue from her ex-partner and works the crowd. Cowboy Matt Blevins returns, provokes Ricky and Bubba, and ends up seeing stars. In a little town like Ponder, there can sometimes be less to go around, but the buyers are reminded once again what can often be found in small packages.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Background image for Pirates of Pantego
    6.6/10(17 votes)

    #15 - Pirates of Pantego

    S3:E15

    The small town of Pantego hosts the auction, and a battle of the sexes, when Cowboy Matt Blevins goes over the top and gets under the skin of the female buyers. He battles Mary for a gearhead reclamation project, but Jenny blows the whistle. Bubba deals with a gut-wrenching decision as he and Ricky end up in a flurry of action. While a small pond like Pantego is no place to make enemies, some risky buyers find it's just the spot for a huge catch.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  17. Background image for Float Like a Bubbafly
    6.6/10(16 votes)

    #16 - Float Like a Bubbafly

    S3:E16

    The auction action takes place in Dallas, where the big crowds get a jolt from the big wallet of Kenny Stowe from east Texas. Jenny fires her shot in the battle between the sexes while Mary aims to please and ends up with a real clown. Bubba, meanwhile, takes on Kenny blow-for-blow in an auction battle for the ages. Who will walk away the champ and who will end up on the ropes?

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Background image for Excuse Me, I Think You're Stupid
    6.6/10(14 votes)

    #17 - Excuse Me, I Think You're Stupid

    S3:E17

    The buyers return to the fierce battleground of Fort Worth, where big egos from all over the state vie for some of the best hidden treasures in Texas. Ricky and Bubba sneak off with a collection of potentially valuable rockets as Cowboy Matt and East Texas Kenny duke it out for furniture. Jenny hopes to bob and weave her way to a profit while an antique map may still leave Matt holding a panhandle. In contentious Fort Worth, ego blinds many a buyer, and fights here often have no winner.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Background image for Fear the Short Fat Man
    6.6/10(14 votes)

    #18 - Fear the Short Fat Man

    S3:E20

    The buyers head to the small town of Waxahachie. Ricky and Bubba find some green and end up putting it all away, while Jenny makes a scandalous find that could net her the profit of her lifetime. Meanwhile, Mary finds an old hand-powered machine that gives her a real buzz. With a rare stop in this outlying country town, the professional buyers aim to outbid the locals and still net a bargain--if they don't bid each other up first.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Background image for When Vic Comes to Shove
    6.6/10(15 votes)

    #19 - When Vic Comes to Shove

    S3:E24

    The buyers brawl in the city of Henderson; Vic and Sonny receive a shot in the arm; Jenny arrives on four wheels.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  21. Background image for Moe's Def
    6.6/10(15 votes)

    #20 - Moe's Def

    S3:E28

    The auction season concludes with a bang in Fort Worth. Moe the junk-hoarding foot doctor, now limited to one locker a year by his wife, returns for his annual purchase. Mary decides to bid up her former mentor, and Ricky and Bubba devise a devious plan, while Jenny attempts to stock her store in advance of a sale. With lucrative big-city lockers up for grabs, the auction season ends with records truly being broken.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Background image for Texas Sold 'Em
    6.5/10(22 votes)

    #21 - Texas Sold 'Em

    S1:E1

    The Storage Wars spread to the lone star state. Buyers Ricky and Bubba Smith look past the grime to find a vintage air compressor. Antique Aficionado Dr. Moe Prigoff sniffs out some stunning lithographs. Slick New Yorker Victor Rjesnjansky stumbles across a unit with a disturbing past. And new storeowner Lesa Lewis bids to keep her doors open and her assistant Jerry's mouth closed. The buyers have to be at the top of their game. Like oil, these lockers look crude, but to the trained eye, they're as good as gold.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  23. Background image for Mary Had a Little Blom
    6.5/10(17 votes)

    #22 - Mary Had a Little Blom

    S2:E2

    The buyers travel to the transportation hub of Irving, TX. Dr. Moe's prot g e, Mary Padian, returns -- giving refurbisher, Jenny Grumbles, a run for her money. Ricky Smith learns a valuable lesson in human anatomy. Victor Rjesnjansky buys a secret agent's locker. And Bubba Smith is forced to find a buyer for some explicit art. Dr. Moe once said, "Mary's imagination really blows my socks off!" As the buyers are about to discover -- her mind is far stranger than expected.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Background image for Night of the Pondering Dead
    6.5/10(15 votes)

    #23 - Night of the Pondering Dead

    S2:E8

    In the small town of Ponder, a dark secret looms; the townspeople pounce on lockers like hordes of zombies. Ricky and Bubba spend $2,900 on two units – one with some intimate objects for cattle and the other containing much hunting gear. Jenny Grumbles scrambles for antique furniture. Victor buys an $800 unit and hears the voice of doom when appraising motorcycle gear, while Moe and Mary uncover an object that may have been built by Benjamin Franklin with their $600 unit. As the buyers quickly learn in the town of Ponder, the rabid citizens are quite fond of brains.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Background image for Piñatas and Ta-tas
    6.5/10(15 votes)

    #24 - Piñatas and Ta-tas

    S2:E11

    The buyers once again return in Austin and having a successful day. Jenny Grumbles aims for furniture and buys a $600 unit, but gets a new set of wheels. Ricky and Bubba get mean to get a locker, which is successful by scoring them a $2,225 unit and hoping for good profit. The team of Moe and Mary joins Victor in the piñata-selling business by both teams purchasing units with piñatas, leading to a turf war on Sixth Street where only one piñata seller will be left standing.

    Director:Unknown
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  26. Background image for Breaking Bubba
    6.5/10(14 votes)

    #25 - Breaking Bubba

    S2:E18

    Arlington, Texas hosts the auction action. Ricky and Bubba take their finds off to the races. Jenny gets a chance to trade makeover for makeover. Vic eyes a unit that Bubba guesses was used for nefarious purposes. The Doc and The Junkster show up with Moe at less than full strength--and things take a turn for the worse. As the buyers discover, even having all of your faculties is no guarantee to for success, and hard work sometimes isn't enough.

    Director:Unknown
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Best Episodes Summary

"For a Few Lockers More" is the best rated episode of "Storage Wars: Texas". It scored 9/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/27/2012. This episode scored 1.8 points higher than the second highest rated, "Mo' Money, Moe Prigoff".