NaN/100 votesLoading...#1 - Texas Sold 'Em
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 12/6/2011
The Storage Wars spread to the lone star state. Buyers Ricky and Bubba Smith look past the grime to find a vintage air compressor. Antique Aficionado Dr. Moe Prigoff sniffs out some stunning lithographs. Slick New Yorker Victor Rjesnjansky stumbles across a unit with a disturbing past. And new storeowner Lesa Lewis bids to keep her doors open and her assistant Jerry's mouth closed. The buyers have to be at the top of their game. Like oil, these lockers look crude, but to the trained eye, they're as good as gold.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#2 - Bounty Hunter Bubba Fett
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 12/13/2011
The auction action heads to Irving, TX -- a town located directly between Dallas and Ft. Worth. Lesa Lewis and Moe Prigoff go toe-to-toe for a unit with a mystical item. Victor Rjesnjansky flips a small locker for twenty-five times his initial investment. And Ricky and Bubba hit pay dirt with a locker containing sci-fi memorabilia. How much profit can one man make? From crystal balls to jedi masters -- the buyers will have to trust in the force to be named the Irving winner.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#3 - Snake, Rattle, and Roll
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 12/20/2011
From stadiums to amusement parks, Arlington has the Texas buyers on the lookout for memorabilia and collectables. Ricky and Bubba play up their country roots in an attempt to juke the competition. Lesa Lewis treads on a snakeskin ensemble. And Victor Rjesnjansky goes after a scooter with a three thousand dollar potential. Though the buyers search for storage gold--in this arena, it's a silver item that takes first place.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#4 - Mo' Money, Moe Prigoff
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 12/27/2011
As the bidders arrive at Walt's Longview auction, they notice one major problem. There's a 100-buyer swarm--all of whom are geared up to spend. Ricky and Lesa duke it out for a power tool bonanza. Victor Rjesnjansky strikes it big with a midcentury unit, while Moe Prigoff uses an old friend to transform his locker of junk into a unit of "fabulous" furnishings. With droves of bidders on the prowl--one buyer will have his clocked cleaned, while another cleans up with some antique clocks!
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#5 - The Good, the Bad, and the Hungry
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 12/27/2011
When a recently deceased tycoon's unit goes up for sale, the buyers ready themselves for all-out war. Bubba and Ricky find some antique kitchen gear. Moe Prigoff unearths some "mad" finds. While Victor Rjesnjansky and Lesa Lewis fight tooth-and-nail to become the new tycoons of storage. From an eight grand payout to a fistful of burgers, the buyers will have to come, guns ablazin' if they want to win this auction.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#6 - Remember the Alamo?
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 1/10/2012
The storage warriors journey back to Ft. Worth, Texas to a facility known for its deceptively bad looking lockers. Lesa Lewis tries to find value in an old cookie jar. Victor Rjesnjansky becomes a New York Yankee in King Arthur's court. And Moe Prigoff hopes for a high score after missing Walt's auction. Looks can be deceiving, as the worst-looking locker delivers the biggest payout.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#7 - Home on the Strange
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 3/6/2012
When the buyers head to the conservative town of Burelson, Texas, they find items that are anything but ordinary! Moe Prigoff is on the hunt for oddities. Lesa and Victor battle for a store display worth $8000. While Ricky and Bubba find what they believe is an electric hemorrhoid donut. Faster than lightning, more powerful than a steaming locomotive--when the buyers head to this Texas Bible belt, the competition gets weird.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#8 - The Surgeon, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/6/2012
A tornado is coming! When the buyers head to East Texas, the race is on to grab a locker before the storm hits. Ricky and Bubba go after a table with an ancient purpose. Victor tries to talk Moe out of a disastrous investment. While Jerry and Lesa stumble across some radioactive materials. In the wake of the storm, two buyers will have to band together to turn a profit. Who will nab a locker and who will be running for shelter?
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#9 - Puffy in the Sky With Diamonds
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 3/13/2012
In the city of Irving, the buyers are on the hunt for old heirlooms. Victor employs some underhanded tactics to rattle the competition. Lesa and Jerry find some valuable roping gear. Ricky and Bubba try to get the inside scoop from their connections. And one team scores a locker with a potential 50 grand hit. The big question at this auction: who will find the diamond (or diamonds) in the rough?
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#10 - If I Were a Tibettin' Man
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 3/13/2012
The buyers venture to a Ft. Worth facility with the potential for low costs and huge finds. Ricky and Bubba find football autographs, which may or may not prove authentic. Lesa Lewis buys a unit to prove she's no bottom feeder. And Victor Rjesnjansky goes head to head with hell on wheels. When a locker filled with high-end furniture goes up for sale, the race is on for a potential 100 thousand dollar score.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#11 - Dallas Cowboys and Indians
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 3/20/2012
The buyers head to Ft. Worth, Texas in search of western collectables and old heirlooms. Ricky and Bubba bring a legendary cowboy for some celebrity help. Victor Rjesnjansky tries to make peace with the locals. And Lesa Lewis finds the ultimate weapon to squash her New York adversary. Though a civil war relic is found, the real question remains: how much is it Ft. Worth?
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#12 - Who Bought JFK?
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 3/20/2012
The buyers head to a high-end facility in Lake Highlands, Texas. Lesa Lewis battles for a locker with a dark item, Victor Rjesnjansky hunts for the key to a padlocked treasure chest, and one buyer stumbles across a real piece of American History. With conspiracies and collaborations afoot, the question on everyone's mind--who bought JFK?
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#13 - High Tea Tighty
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 3/27/2012
Lewisville, Texas is known for its glittering lakes and well-to-do residence--meaning it's the perfect place for the buyers to strike it rich. Victor and Lesa duke it out for a locker with a player piano. Roy Williams finds an alarming item, while Ricky and Bubba learn a thing or two about tea parties. The treasure is everywhere, but who will take home the winning item is anybody's guess.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#14 - Fandom of the Opera
Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 4/3/2012
In the refined country town of Tyler, Texas--the hunt begins for rare art and designer furniture. A tantrum from Lesa Lewis forces Jerry to carry the weight of the team. Bubba Smith's claustrophobia jeopardizes the Rangers' chance of scoring. And Roy Williams unearths a six flag brochure from the 1970s. With Victor Rjesnjansky at a home court advantage, the rest of the storage warriors will have to put their personal strife aside to keep the Outsider from sweeping.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#15 - A Fistful of Auctions
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 4/3/2012
The buyers have a big decision to make: go to an auction with safe "bread and butter" lockers or risk it all at an auction in a developing neighborhood. The claws come out, when Lesa battles with a hot young buyer. Ricky and Bubba find a collection of antique gunslingers toys. Victor Rjesnjansky tries to wash over the competition, while Roy Williams calculates a new strategy. With one big decision to make, who will go for broke and who will go home broke?
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#16 - Flight of the GrumbleBee
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 3/6/2012
Season 2 returns with brand new buys, all-new finds, and a few new faces. The buyers journey to the resort and spa town of Mineral Wells. "Rangers" Ricky and Bubba face off with Victor for a luxury household locker. New buyer Jenny Grumbles tries to exterminate two pests: a swarm of termites and a lovesick buyer. "The Outsider" takes some old wood to an old friend. And a classic lighter sparks up a fortune. With a massive payout at stake, the buyers will have to learn that big things often come in small packages.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#17 - Mary Had a Little Blom
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 3/6/2012
The buyers travel to the transportation hub of Irving, TX. Dr. Moe's prot g e, Mary Padian, returns -- giving refurbisher, Jenny Grumbles, a run for her money. Ricky Smith learns a valuable lesson in human anatomy. Victor Rjesnjansky buys a secret agent's locker. And Bubba Smith is forced to find a buyer for some explicit art. Dr. Moe once said, "Mary's imagination really blows my socks off!" As the buyers are about to discover -- her mind is far stranger than expected.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#18 - Hate to Burst Your Bubba
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 3/13/2012
Auctions take place in Lake Highlands, Texas--a wealthy suburb of Dallas. Victor Rjesnjansky snakes his way into Bubba's mind--turning him against Ricky. Jenny Grumbles scours the lockers, while working for a very picky client. Mary Padian bids against her former mentor. And Dr. Moe Prigoff returns to the auction--finding an item that blows up in his face. From repurposed to refurbished--the buyers will have to hustle to pump up their profits.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#19 - Vic in the Head
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 3/13/2012
The buyers head to Tyler, Texas--a country town with a thriving art scene. Ricky tries to remove the "Vic fungus" that s invaded Bubba s head. Jenny Grumbles finds a rare insect display. Victor Rjesnjansky brawls for a unit with an antique train set. And Moe Prigoff reveals a dark secret in hopes of getting Mary s help. While one team enlists Grand Slam Champion Anne Smith to make heads of their tennis heads, another goes to an old friend to make sure their sculptural bust is not a bust.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#20 - No Stash, Moe's Stache
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 3/20/2012
Carrollton, Texas hosts the auction. Moe and Mary debate their team name. Victor Rjesnjansky tries to blend in with some camouflage hunting gear. Jenny Grumbles wages war with Mary Padian for a unit with some glass blowing items. And Ricky and Bubba visit in old friend for a lesson in drugs. With the buyers acting crazy, who will be able to turn their storage stash into cold, hard cash?
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#21 - Out of Af-Ricky
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 3/20/2012
The buyers venture to Cedar Hill, Texas--home of the rich and fabulous Dr. Moe Prigoff. Jenny Grumbles tries to toast Victor for a locker filled with chotskies. Bubba journeys alone to the heart of storage darkness. Mary tries to keep Moe from losing his mind and buying a locker filled with BBQ sauce. And Victor brings his truck to sweep the competition. From civil war prosthetics to voodoo statues--one buyer will curse his locker and one locker will curse its buyer.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#22 - Bubbapocalypse Now
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 3/27/2012
The auctions take place in Oak Cliff, Texas. Jenny battles Mary for a locker containing antique electronics. Vic finds that it s all about the Washingtons. Ricky and Bubba discover a Vaudeville curio with a hidden surprise. Moe and Mary pursue a locker containing what could be Mary s new truck. While one team s dream gets crushed, another learns that a belief in magic can allow them to take flight.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#23 - Night of the Pondering Dead
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 3/27/2012
In the small town of Ponder, a dark secret looms; the townspeople pounce on lockers like hordes of zombies. Ricky and Bubba spend $2,900 on two units – one with some intimate objects for cattle and the other containing much hunting gear. Jenny Grumbles scrambles for antique furniture. Victor buys an $800 unit and hears the voice of doom when appraising motorcycle gear, while Moe and Mary uncover an object that may have been built by Benjamin Franklin with their $600 unit. As the buyers quickly learn in the town of Ponder, the rabid citizens are quite fond of brains.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#24 - Jenny Bears All
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 4/3/2012
The buyers ride out to the cowboy town of Mesquite. Mary Padian tries to impress Dr. Moe with buying a unit for $1,050 containing a sleak, refurbished pool table. Jenny Grumbles uncovers a hot and steely garden item in her unit. Ricky and Bubba duke it out for a unit with some antique equestrian gear, while Victor Rjesnjansky attempts to snatch up his piece of the pie. But when Jenny suffers a blow to the head, her dreams of storage glory go up in smoke.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#25 - Aust-in-Translation
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 4/3/2012
Walt Cade and his buyers hit the road to Austin, the capital of the state and home to a multitude of proudly eclectic weirdos. Moe and Mary battle for an antique unit with an 8 grand payout. Jenny gets a lesson in rock and roll. Victor finds an energizing item. And Rangers Ricky and Bubba use their home turf advantage to kick out the tourist competition. In a city whose motto is "Keep Austin Weird" one team will truly learn the definition of an oddity.
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The Worst Episodes of Storage Wars: Texas
Every episode of Storage Wars: Texas ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Storage Wars: Texas!
Storage Wars: Texas is a reality television series on the A&E Network
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Network:A&E
Worst Episodes Summary
"Texas Sold 'Em" is the worst rated episode of "Storage Wars: Texas". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 12/6/2011. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Bounty Hunter Bubba Fett".