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The Worst Episodes of Storage Wars: Texas

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The Worst Episodes of Storage Wars: Texas

Storage Wars: Texas is a reality television series on the A&E Network

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  1. Background image for Home on the Strange
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    #1 - Home on the Strange

    S1:E7

    When the buyers head to the conservative town of Burelson, Texas, they find items that are anything but ordinary! Moe Prigoff is on the hunt for oddities. Lesa and Victor battle for a store display worth $8000. While Ricky and Bubba find what they believe is an electric hemorrhoid donut. Faster than lightning, more powerful than a steaming locomotive--when the buyers head to this Texas Bible belt, the competition gets weird.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #2 - The Surgeon, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

    S1:E8

    A tornado is coming! When the buyers head to East Texas, the race is on to grab a locker before the storm hits. Ricky and Bubba go after a table with an ancient purpose. Victor tries to talk Moe out of a disastrous investment. While Jerry and Lesa stumble across some radioactive materials. In the wake of the storm, two buyers will have to band together to turn a profit. Who will nab a locker and who will be running for shelter?

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    #3 - Puffy in the Sky With Diamonds

    S1:E9

    In the city of Irving, the buyers are on the hunt for old heirlooms. Victor employs some underhanded tactics to rattle the competition. Lesa and Jerry find some valuable roping gear. Ricky and Bubba try to get the inside scoop from their connections. And one team scores a locker with a potential 50 grand hit. The big question at this auction: who will find the diamond (or diamonds) in the rough?

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    Director:Unknown
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    #4 - If I Were a Tibettin' Man

    S1:E10

    The buyers venture to a Ft. Worth facility with the potential for low costs and huge finds. Ricky and Bubba find football autographs, which may or may not prove authentic. Lesa Lewis buys a unit to prove she's no bottom feeder. And Victor Rjesnjansky goes head to head with hell on wheels. When a locker filled with high-end furniture goes up for sale, the race is on for a potential 100 thousand dollar score.

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    #5 - Dallas Cowboys and Indians

    S1:E11

    The buyers head to Ft. Worth, Texas in search of western collectables and old heirlooms. Ricky and Bubba bring a legendary cowboy for some celebrity help. Victor Rjesnjansky tries to make peace with the locals. And Lesa Lewis finds the ultimate weapon to squash her New York adversary. Though a civil war relic is found, the real question remains: how much is it Ft. Worth?

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    Director:Unknown
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    #6 - High Tea Tighty

    S1:E13

    Lewisville, Texas is known for its glittering lakes and well-to-do residence--meaning it's the perfect place for the buyers to strike it rich. Victor and Lesa duke it out for a locker with a player piano. Roy Williams finds an alarming item, while Ricky and Bubba learn a thing or two about tea parties. The treasure is everywhere, but who will take home the winning item is anybody's guess.

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    #7 - Fandom of the Opera

    S1:E15

    In the refined country town of Tyler, Texas--the hunt begins for rare art and designer furniture. A tantrum from Lesa Lewis forces Jerry to carry the weight of the team. Bubba Smith's claustrophobia jeopardizes the Rangers' chance of scoring. And Roy Williams unearths a six flag brochure from the 1970s. With Victor Rjesnjansky at a home court advantage, the rest of the storage warriors will have to put their personal strife aside to keep the Outsider from sweeping.

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    Director:Unknown
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    5.8/10(19 votes)

    #8 - Bounty Hunter Bubba Fett

    S1:E2

    The auction action heads to Irving, TX -- a town located directly between Dallas and Ft. Worth. Lesa Lewis and Moe Prigoff go toe-to-toe for a unit with a mystical item. Victor Rjesnjansky flips a small locker for twenty-five times his initial investment. And Ricky and Bubba hit pay dirt with a locker containing sci-fi memorabilia. How much profit can one man make? From crystal balls to jedi masters -- the buyers will have to trust in the force to be named the Irving winner.

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  10. Background image for I'd Do Anything for Lesa (But I Won't Do That)
    5.8/10(15 votes)

    #9 - I'd Do Anything for Lesa (But I Won't Do That)

    S2:E14

    Sparks fly in DeSoto as Jerry Simpson and Lesa Lewis return from East Texas to make another score and this time, Jenny Grumbles and Mary Padian are ready. Victor's emergency find has him rush to the local fire department. Jenny does an incredible makeover on some old furniture. Mary and Moe go spelunking to appraise some unusual items. To the amusement of the other buyers, the tension between Lesa, Jenny, and Mary boils over, and Lesa finds that what she says can and will be used against her. Ricky and Bubba go home with a bad attitude, and goes home empty handed.

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  11. Background image for Flight of the GrumbleBee
    6.0/10(18 votes)

    #10 - Flight of the GrumbleBee

    S2:E1

    Season 2 returns with brand new buys, all-new finds, and a few new faces. The buyers journey to the resort and spa town of Mineral Wells. "Rangers" Ricky and Bubba face off with Victor for a luxury household locker. New buyer Jenny Grumbles tries to exterminate two pests: a swarm of termites and a lovesick buyer. "The Outsider" takes some old wood to an old friend. And a classic lighter sparks up a fortune. With a massive payout at stake, the buyers will have to learn that big things often come in small packages.

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  12. Background image for Vic in the Head
    6.0/10(13 votes)

    #11 - Vic in the Head

    S2:E4

    The buyers head to Tyler, Texas--a country town with a thriving art scene. Ricky tries to remove the "Vic fungus" that s invaded Bubba s head. Jenny Grumbles finds a rare insect display. Victor Rjesnjansky brawls for a unit with an antique train set. And Moe Prigoff reveals a dark secret in hopes of getting Mary s help. While one team enlists Grand Slam Champion Anne Smith to make heads of their tennis heads, another goes to an old friend to make sure their sculptural bust is not a bust.

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    6.0/10(13 votes)

    #12 - Bronze Beauty

    S2:E26

    The auction action takes place in the tiny town of Pantego, Texas. Victor gets back in the game when he discovers a box of antique periodicals. Moe and Mary find a useful item in a beauty salon unit. Jenny competes with Ricky and Bubba, who are locked out of possible riches. While some buyers settle for a bronze, others strike gold, and prove that the best things come from a small town's packages.

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  14. Background image for Hoarder Patrol
    6.0/10(15 votes)

    #13 - Hoarder Patrol

    S2:E33

    The auction takes place in the small East Texas town of Hallsville -- and it seems like nearly everyone shows up to compete with our buyers. Vic meets a local beauty queen, while Ricky and Bubba fight the crowds for a locker that may play a winning tune.

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  15. Background image for Snake, Rattle, and Roll
    6.1/10(19 votes)

    #14 - Snake, Rattle, and Roll

    S1:E3

    From stadiums to amusement parks, Arlington has the Texas buyers on the lookout for memorabilia and collectables. Ricky and Bubba play up their country roots in an attempt to juke the competition. Lesa Lewis treads on a snakeskin ensemble. And Victor Rjesnjansky goes after a scooter with a three thousand dollar potential. Though the buyers search for storage gold--in this arena, it's a silver item that takes first place.

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  16. Background image for You Bought It, You Break It
    6.1/10(16 votes)

    #15 - You Bought It, You Break It

    S2:E24

    The buyers return to Mesquite, Texas, where Ricky and Bubba have experienced a famous losing streak. Jenny fights through a work-related injury. Vic sweats the small stuff. Moe and Mary uncover items that have them jumping and dancing. With half the buyers fighting through real or imagined disadvantages, Mesquite could be a winner for anyone with two hands -- provided they re not all thumbs.

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  17. Background image for No Stash, Moe's Stache
    6.2/10(15 votes)

    #16 - No Stash, Moe's Stache

    S2:E5

    Carrollton, Texas hosts the auction. Moe and Mary debate their team name. Victor Rjesnjansky tries to blend in with some camouflage hunting gear. Jenny Grumbles wages war with Mary Padian for a unit with some glass blowing items. And Ricky and Bubba visit in old friend for a lesson in drugs. With the buyers acting crazy, who will be able to turn their storage stash into cold, hard cash?

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    Director:Unknown
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  18. Background image for Bubbapocalypse Now
    6.2/10(14 votes)

    #17 - Bubbapocalypse Now

    S2:E7

    The auctions take place in Oak Cliff, Texas. Jenny battles Mary for a locker containing antique electronics. Vic finds that it s all about the Washingtons. Ricky and Bubba discover a Vaudeville curio with a hidden surprise. Moe and Mary pursue a locker containing what could be Mary s new truck. While one team s dream gets crushed, another learns that a belief in magic can allow them to take flight.

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  19. Background image for Jenny Bears All
    6.2/10(15 votes)

    #18 - Jenny Bears All

    S2:E9

    The buyers ride out to the cowboy town of Mesquite. Mary Padian tries to impress Dr. Moe with buying a unit for $1,050 containing a sleak, refurbished pool table. Jenny Grumbles uncovers a hot and steely garden item in her unit. Ricky and Bubba duke it out for a unit with some antique equestrian gear, while Victor Rjesnjansky attempts to snatch up his piece of the pie. But when Jenny suffers a blow to the head, her dreams of storage glory go up in smoke.

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  20. Background image for Rhymes with Witch
    6.2/10(15 votes)

    #19 - Rhymes with Witch

    S2:E12

    On the hottest day of summer, the buyers return to the wealthy Dallas neighborhood of Lake Highlands. Victor Rjesnjansky spends $250 on a unit gets burned by a mistake, but is shocked because he doubles his investment. Bubba finds a book that might magically transport him to another realm. Moe Prigoff, Mary Padian, and Jenny Grumbles lock horns with a pair from Storage Wars Texas past and buys nothing. Meanwhile, Jerry and Lesa are back and buy $875 on a sword memorabilia.

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  21. Background image for Mary Defeats Auction
    6.2/10(13 votes)

    #20 - Mary Defeats Auction

    S2:E15

    Garland, a city boasting the slogan "Texas Made Here", hosts the auction. Moe and Mary find a rare piece of U.S. history. Jenny Grumbles, influenced by a popular book series, discovers items that may stretch her sensibilities. Ricky and Bubba leave their comfort zone to turn a Texas river into a trading post. While one buyer brings more cash than ever before, everyone is quick to learn that there's a lot to be made in Garland.

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  22. Background image for Darth Victor
    6.2/10(15 votes)

    #21 - Darth Victor

    S2:E28

    The auction action gets tense in Arlington, Texas. Jenny must once again face down her nemeses Ricky and Bubba to acquire her dream locker. Moe and Mary discover rhythm and melody. Victor "The Outsider" goes undercover and unearths a relic from the 1970's that could be a thing of beauty. While one buyer discovers their dark side on the way to a victory, the losers are reminded that there are no friends at a storage auction.

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  23. Background image for Hoopty Dreams
    6.2/10(14 votes)

    #22 - Hoopty Dreams

    S2:E34

    The buyers return to the classic Texas town of Fort Worth, where Victor seeks an ally in his bidding battle against Ricky and Bubba, who have their eyes on a coveted plasma cutter. Jenny finds an antique worthy of scientific examination. Moe and Mary try to stock up for their Hoopty Sale -- even if that means breaking and entering. In a week where teamwork falls short, the buyers learn that two heads in the auction game can sometimes mean zero dollars.

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  24. Background image for The Good, the Bad, and the Hungry
    6.3/10(16 votes)

    #23 - The Good, the Bad, and the Hungry

    S1:E5

    When a recently deceased tycoon's unit goes up for sale, the buyers ready themselves for all-out war. Bubba and Ricky find some antique kitchen gear. Moe Prigoff unearths some "mad" finds. While Victor Rjesnjansky and Lesa Lewis fight tooth-and-nail to become the new tycoons of storage. From an eight grand payout to a fistful of burgers, the buyers will have to come, guns ablazin' if they want to win this auction.

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  25. Background image for Who Bought JFK?
    6.3/10(11 votes)

    #24 - Who Bought JFK?

    S1:E12

    The buyers head to a high-end facility in Lake Highlands, Texas. Lesa Lewis battles for a locker with a dark item, Victor Rjesnjansky hunts for the key to a padlocked treasure chest, and one buyer stumbles across a real piece of American History. With conspiracies and collaborations afoot, the question on everyone's mind--who bought JFK?

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  26. Background image for A Fistful of Auctions
    6.3/10(11 votes)

    #25 - A Fistful of Auctions

    S1:E16

    The buyers have a big decision to make: go to an auction with safe "bread and butter" lockers or risk it all at an auction in a developing neighborhood. The claws come out, when Lesa battles with a hot young buyer. Ricky and Bubba find a collection of antique gunslingers toys. Victor Rjesnjansky tries to wash over the competition, while Roy Williams calculates a new strategy. With one big decision to make, who will go for broke and who will go home broke?

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Home on the Strange" is the worst rated episode of "Storage Wars: Texas". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/6/2012. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Surgeon, the Witch, and the Wardrobe".