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The Best Episodes of Storage Wars Season 7

Every episode of Storage Wars Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Storage Wars Season 7!

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When rent is not paid on a storage locker for three months in California, the contents can be sold by an auctioneer as a single lot of items in the form of a cash-only auction.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Storage Wars Season 7 Episode 1 - Padian: P.I.
    6.5/10(29 votes)

    #1 - Padian: P.I.

    S7:E1

    The auction goes back to Fontana, CA and the buyers come loaded for action. Ivy is excited to return to an area known for the items he needs, but Jarrod and Brandi must employ some sharp strategy to get a good locker. Darrel and Brandon are looking to score heavy which puts Mary at the bottom hoping for a top unit.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Storage Wars Season 7 Episode 2 - The Thrill of a Kitty and the Agony of Smoked Meat
    6.6/10(31 votes)

    #2 - The Thrill of a Kitty and the Agony of Smoked Meat

    S7:E2

    Moreno Valley, CA, is known for great views and good finds. Darrell tries to smoke the competition and proves that sometimes treasure can look like trash. Mary struggles to wrangle information from the more experienced buyers, but Rene is not looking to share first place in the hunt for the best locker.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Storage Wars Season 7 Episode 3 - The Sweet Sniff of Success
    6.7/10(27 votes)

    #3 - The Sweet Sniff of Success

    S7:E3

    The buyers head to West Covina, CA where everyone is vying to be the top dog. Jarrod and Brandi bring an expert to sniff out the best lockers. Darrell and Brandon help everyone at the auction dress for success, while Mary sets out to find a vintage-y locker... because everyone knows that old is the new, new.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Storage Wars Season 7 Episode 4 - There Will Be Blood Money
    6.8/10(29 votes)

    #4 - There Will Be Blood Money

    S7:E4

    Riverside, CA is the place to be for all the beautiful buyers... at least that's what Dan and Laura think. Mary hopes dialing up some luck will turn her rough day around. Rene doesn't need any luck, he's "just that good." Brandi does her best to stay positive for Jarrod, while Dave is out for blood.

    Director:Unknown
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  5. Storage Wars Season 7 Episode 5 - It's All Smoke and Mirrors
    6.3/10(22 votes)

    #5 - It's All Smoke and Mirrors

    S7:E5

    The buyers venture out to Rancho Cucamonga, CA where everyone is on the hunt for something big. Ivy has no problem spending his bucks for the right locker. Darrell and Brandon have got a hunger they need to feed. Jarrod and Brandi hope their day doesn't suck, while Mary looks to spruce up a locker with some of that ol' Mary magic.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Storage Wars Season 7 Episode 6 - Packed, Stacked and All... Trash?
    6.6/10(20 votes)

    #6 - Packed, Stacked and All... Trash?

    S7:E6

    Auctions in Costa Mesa bring out the best and worst of the buyers as everyone tries to score a great buy. Jarrod rides easy but brings intimidation as Dave returns to an area he knows all too well. Mary tries to spend big in this coastal town while Darrell struggles as he tries to shut out one of the other buyers.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Storage Wars Season 7 Episode 7 - Bozek Is My Spirit Animal
    6.7/10(27 votes)

    #7 - Bozek Is My Spirit Animal

    S7:E7

    There are treasures for some and turmoil for others as the buyers face off in Lake Elsinore, CA. Dave arrives in a surprisingly good mood, but that doesn't stop him from causing trouble for everyone else. Rene and Jarrod go head-to-head on a series of great units while Ivy has to work hard in an unfamiliar area.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Storage Wars Season 7 Episode 8 - What Cowboy Dreams May Come
    6.3/10(22 votes)

    #8 - What Cowboy Dreams May Come

    S7:E8

    Santa Ana is Dave Hester's old stomping grounds and he plays it to his diabolical advantage as he makes the other buyers struggle to get a decent locker. Jarrod and Brandi can't seem to get on their game while Rene has to hit hard to get a unit. Ivy Clavin crashes the auction in Orange County, but can he come out a winner against some new competition?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Storage Wars Season 7 Episode 9 - Too Many Cooks in the Locker
    6.7/10(20 votes)

    #9 - Too Many Cooks in the Locker

    S7:E9

    The buyers head to Ivy's home turf of Lancaster, CA, where Mary tries to strike a deal with a surprising ally. Jarrod and Brandi turn up the heat on the competition and each other while Rene goes well outside of his territory to prove his dominance.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Storage Wars Season 7 Episode 10 - Tinseltown Tussle
    6.5/10(30 votes)

    #10 - Tinseltown Tussle

    S7:E10

    North Hollywood sets the scene for another auction filled with dreams of hitting it big. Mary gets a leg up on the competition with a not so secret weapon while Dave takes a gamble on an unusual auction despite his hatred of Hollywood. Jarrod and Brandi target only the best as Rene aims for the sky which could lead to a big crash.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. Storage Wars Season 7 Episode 11 - Ivy for the Win
    6.7/10(22 votes)

    #11 - Ivy for the Win

    S7:E11

    The stakes are high and the dollars get higher as the buyers attend a first class auction in Arcadia, CA. Dave targets Jarrod and Brandi and the sparks begin to fly. Ivy strikes early in hopes of landing a solid unit, but the bids quickly reach well into the thousands leaving Mary struggling to keep up.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Storage Wars Season 7 Episode 12 - High Stakes and Low Blows
    6.7/10(24 votes)

    #12 - High Stakes and Low Blows

    S7:E12

    The buyers return to Montebello, CA, home to some of the biggest finds and worst dramas. Ivy has never hit it big here so he is focused on a good score no matter the cost. Jarrod and Brandi are determined to not let another big locker get away while Dave paces his bids, but not his temper.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Storage Wars Season 7 Episode 13 - Valley of the Hauls
    6.6/10(29 votes)

    #13 - Valley of the Hauls

    S7:E13

    Moreno Valley, CA, is a bit out of the way, but any auction could have the hidden treasure that keeps the buyers on the hunt. Mary decides it is time to take matters into her own hands and launches a daring idea while Ivy keeps it old school and targets a working man's unit. Rene wants to focus on the lockers and not the buyers, but Dave gets in the way as he tries to make his mark in a new area.

    Director:Unknown
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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Padian: P.I." is the best rated episode of "Storage Wars" season 7. It scored 6.5/10 based on 29 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/1/2015. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "The Thrill of a Kitty and the Agony of Smoked Meat".