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The Worst Episodes of Storage Wars

Every episode of Storage Wars ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Storage Wars!

Worst episode
S5E26 The Daneurysm
5.539 votes
Best episode
S11E28 Bo-ZAK That Whip!
7.831 votes
Top season
Season 18
10.0avg
Binge time
6d 4h
368 episodes

Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Storage Wars Season 5 Episode 26 - The Daneurysm
    5.5/10(39 votes)
    S5:E26

    Dan and Laura Dotson find themselves in a life or death crisis. Unaware, the buyers get down to business in Hemet, CA. Ivy sorts through the competition, while Brandi has trouble just keeping Jarrod focused on buying. And Mary Padian encounters something that could be "a little" out of this world.

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  2. Storage Wars Season 11 Episode 2 - Out of the Frying Pan Am
    5.4/10(23 votes)
    S11:E2

    The buyers hit Dan's home town, and the Vegas Ladies' locker really takes off. Kenny's purchase sets his wallet alight, while Brandi and Jarrod put their vacation funds on the line.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Storage Wars Season 13 Episode 1 - Santanas Are Coming to Town
    5.5/10(26 votes)
    S13:E1

    Recently separated, Brandi and Jarrod find themselves at the same auction, and tensions flare; she gets the Laura treatment, and he regresses to his childhood self; Ivy schools Ivy Jr., who needs to find his footing.

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  4. Storage Wars Season 10 Episode 14 - Value of the Dolls
    5.7/10(24 votes)
    S10:E14

    Jarrod finds the Party Locker he's always wanted; Rene discovers a new mobile business opportunity; Ivy's footwear makes a huge impact.

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  5. Storage Wars Season 11 Episode 1 - The Wild Wild Vests
    5.8/10(29 votes)
    S11:E1

    The oldest facility in Los Angeles is where the newest buyers make their debut in the Season 11 premiere. Also: Brandi and Jarrod try to piece their way to a win, while Ivy manages to hoard most of the units for himself.

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  6. Storage Wars Season 10 Episode 4 - The Nutty Appraiser
    5.9/10(29 votes)
    S10:E4

    Adelanto is the site of the Dotsons’ return; Dave tries to get his motors runnin’; Darrell stumbles over a curious collection; Rene finally goes nuts.

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  8. Storage Wars Season 8 Episode 6 - Auctions and Allies
    5.9/10(28 votes)
    S8:E6

    The buyers return to Koreatown for an auction near the heart of Los Angeles. In order to score a good locker, Brandi is forced to keep an eye out for more shenanigans from Jarrod. Ivy and Mary form an unexpected alliance, while Rene goes locker crazy and buys units that may not pay out.

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  9. Storage Wars Season 10 Episode 9 - Happiness Is a Warm Laser Gun
    5.9/10(28 votes)
    S10:E9

    Mary finally manages to find a vintage goodie in El Monte; Ivy uncovers decades-old family fun; while Darrell re-visits a childhood pastime.

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  10. Storage Wars Season 8 Episode 5 - Just Deserts
    5.9/10(26 votes)
    S8:E5

    The desert town of Indio holds treasures, but which buyer will come out on top? Ivy uses a dastardly tactic to rouse the competition as the auction forces Mary to travel well out of her comfort zone. Rene steps up his game, while Darrell tries to score despite Brandon's sour mood.

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  11. Storage Wars Season 10 Episode 13 - You Win Some, You Luge Some
    5.9/10(23 votes)
    S10:E13

    Indio is extreme-ly interesting for Dave, Brandi and Jarrod find the ultimate stash, and Mary's locker misfires.

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  12. Storage Wars Season 13 Episode 2 - Bits and Pizzas
    5.9/10(18 votes)
    S13:E2

    The King of Montebello can't wait to see what he can drum up this time around; Rene sniffs out a great locker, stepping over the competition to get it; Kenny does his best to fire up his profits; Brandi can't see the potential in the units.

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  13. Storage Wars Season 5 Episode 24 - Bowling for Brandi
    6.1/10(36 votes)
    S5:E24

    Darrell and Brandon are excited to return to West Covina as it is a hidden honeypot for the tank-topped duo. While it's off the beaten path, Jarrod and Brandi decide to follow Darrel's lead deep into the Inland Empire. Ivy makes the trek in search of low level merchandise and Dave has a first class find.

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  14. Storage Wars Season 5 Episode 21 - The Man in Black is Back ... In Black
    6.1/10(33 votes)
    S5:E21

    Everyone is shocked to see Dave Hester return to the auctions with a vengeance, but even the Mogul can't stop the buyers from scoring great units in Huntington Beach. Darrell tries to get Brandon in "top-tip" shape, an injury forces Ivy to change up his game, and Jarrod and Brandi score a unit that leads to a wild ride.

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  15. Storage Wars Season 10 Episode 8 - Pop, Lock & Auction
    6.1/10(28 votes)
    S10:E8

    Ivy takes a chance on his own party locker; Brandi & Jarrod get back to basics; Rene gets advice on his presentation.

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  16. Storage Wars Season 8 Episode 13 - Lock, Stock and One Smoking Darrell
    6.1/10(27 votes)
    S8:E13

    Lancaster, CA sets the stage for another rough and tumble auction. Brandi surprises Jarrod with a thick bankroll in hopes of getting the best unit of the day, while Mary brings in some extra help for the huge lockers. Darrell and Brandon win an auction that contains something that unexpectedly lands them in a courtroom.

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  17. Storage Wars Season 5 Episode 23 - Bunny Owns This Town
    6.2/10(39 votes)
    S5:E23

    Jarrod and Brandi are determined not to let Dave distract them from a good score while Darrell wants to find out more about the elusive Mogul. Dave shows up with with even more bluster and Ivy uncovers a treasure that promises adventure on the high seas.

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  18. Storage Wars Season 5 Episode 6 - For a Good Time Call... Ivy
    6.2/10(33 votes)
    S5:E6

    Ivy pranks the competition; Rene and Casey space out; Jarrod and Brandi may have to close their Long Beach store if they can't score a major profit.

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  19. Storage Wars Season 5 Episode 14 - Grin and Barry It
    6.2/10(32 votes)
    S5:E14

    Darrell hopes to humiliate Ivy in his own backyard; Jarrod and Brandi are surrounded by pigs; Rene purchases a 'crappy' locker.

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  20. Storage Wars Season 15 Episode 15 - Strings & Beans
    5.7/10(8 votes)
    S15:E15

    Ivy takes on a supervisory role in Stanton and it leads him to a bit of Slavic success. Brandi tries to help Danielle outfit her new apartment. Lisa gambles on a painting.

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  21. Storage Wars Season 10 Episode 6 - I Learned it From Watching You!
    6.2/10(31 votes)
    S10:E6

    The team stop in Huntington Beach where Rene’s daughter steps up; the Schulzes and Passantes add to their outdoor options; and the Gambler meets the predators.

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  22. Storage Wars Season 10 Episode 5 - Who Wants to Be a Mil-li-NER?
    6.2/10(30 votes)
    S10:E5

    Costa Mesa offers Rene a bit of unexpected "high" tech. Meanwhile Darrell goes on a cross cultural haberdashery and Kenny kick starts his career with some "hot" pockets.

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  23. Storage Wars Season 16 Episode 4 - YUUUPocalypse Now!
    5.9/10(11 votes)
    S16:E4

    Ivy takes an opportunity to practice his dart game, as the buyers head to Riverside. Rene exchanges poker for a chance to get his “Becker” on. Brandi ropes in way more than she bargained for.

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  24. Storage Wars Season 8 Episode 10 - An Auction Too Far
    6.2/10(27 votes)
    S8:E10

    A tough start in Santa Ana leads to a long day as the buyers hit a second auction in Hawaiian Gardens in hopes of finding a great locker. Ivy tries to keep his spirits up despite feeling under the weather while Darrell and Brandon are excited to steal treasure from Dave's backyard. Mary tries to stay on budget and some new faces bring more competition.

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  25. Storage Wars Season 11 Episode 3 - Season of the Kitsch
    6.2/10(26 votes)
    S11:E3

    In Victorville, Brandi and Jarrod's mischievous side emerges. Ivy grabs a locker that no one else can tolerate, while Mary puts the new guy in his place.

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  26. Storage Wars Season 3 Episode 12 - The Ship Just Hit the Sand
    6.3/10(39 votes)
    S3:E12

    The buyers travel behind "The Orange Curtain" to Irvine, CA. Jarrod and Brandi continue to be on fire. Barry, on the other hand, is off his game. So much so that Brandon beats him on a locker. And Dave's been away for a while. Is it time for him to return? All signs point to YUUUP!

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Daneurysm" is the worst rated episode of Storage Wars. It scored 5.5/10 from 39 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on September 8, 2014.

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