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The Best Episodes of Tales from the Crypt Season 7

Every episode of Tales from the Crypt Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Tales from the Crypt Season 7!

Cadaverous scream legend the Crypt Keeper is your macabre host for these forays of fright and fun based on the classic E.C. Comics tales from back in the day. So shamble up to the bar and pick your poison. Will it be an insane Santa on a personal slay ride? Honeymooners out to fulfill the "til death do we part" vow ASAP?

Genres:ComedyMysteryCrimeSci-Fi & Fantasy
Network:HBO

Season 7 Ratings Summary

The best episode of "Tales from the Crypt" season 7 is "Fatal Caper", rated 6.5/10 from 583 user votes. It was directed by Bob Hoskins and written by N/A. "Fatal Caper" aired on 4/19/1996 and is rated 0.8 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Last Respects".

  • Fatal Caper
    6.5/10 583 votes

    #1 - Fatal Caper

    Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 4/19/1996

    Two adult brothers come to blows over the the fortune of their wealthy father, whose interests are protected by a lovely young woman with questionable loyalties.

    Director: Bob Hoskins

    Writer: N/A

  • Last Respects
    5.7/10 552 votes

    #2 - Last Respects

    Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 4/26/1996

    Three bickering sisters left in charge of their late father's struggling curiosity shop come into possession of a cursed monkey's paw, and try to use it to their advantage - with deadly results.

    Director: Freddie Francis

    Writer: N/A

  • A Slight Case of Murder
    6.1/10 524 votes

    #3 - A Slight Case of Murder

    Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 5/3/1996

    A game of cat and mouse ensues between a female mystery novelist and her jealous former husband when he accuses her of having a love affair with her nosy neighbor's son.

    Director: Brian Helgeland

    Writer: Brian Helgeland

  • Escape
    5.5/10 496 votes

    #4 - Escape

    Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 5/17/1996

    A traitor in the second World War is restricted to a prison camp and one of the men he betrayed is transported to the camp and promises to reveal his identity.

    Director: Peter MacDonald

    Writer: N/A

  • Horror in the Night
    6.4/10 539 votes

    #5 - Horror in the Night

    Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 5/24/1996

    A double-crossing jewel thief is shot and hides out in a hotel where he starts to hallucinate about a mysterious beautiful woman.

    Director: Russell Mulcahy

    Writer: N/A

  • Cold War
    5.9/10 562 votes

    #6 - Cold War

    Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 5/31/1996

    After losing their friend Cutter in a botched robbery, Ford and Cammy, a wild young Londoner crime couple, split up and Cammy finds a new lover, Jimmy. Jealous, Ford shoots him and the trio discovers something shocking about one another.

    Director: Andrew Morahan

    Writer: N/A

  • The Kidnapper
    5.2/10 551 votes

    #7 - The Kidnapper

    Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 6/7/1996

    A young man takes in a pregnant woman and falls in love with her but becomes jealous when her baby is born so he sets out to get rid of the kid forever.

    Director: James H. Spencer

    Writer: N/A

  • Report from the Grave
    5.5/10 497 votes

    #8 - Report from the Grave

    Season 7 Episode 8 - Aired 6/14/1996

    A scientist named Elliot invents a way to read memories of the dead. To test the device, Elliot and his girlfriend Arianne break into the crypt of a dead serial killer.

    Director: William Malone

    Writer: William Malone

  • Smoke Wrings
    5.4/10 521 votes

    #9 - Smoke Wrings

    Season 7 Episode 9 - Aired 6/21/1996

    A young man with a strange device is hired onto an advertising company by an esteemed executive--but what the exec doesn't know is that the young man is in cahoots with her enraged ex-partner who is out for revenge.

    Director: Mandie Fletcher

    Writer: N/A

  • About Face
    6.2/10 486 votes

    #10 - About Face

    Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 6/28/1996

    A sleazy minister in Victorian England gets a nasty surprise when he discovers he previously fathered twin daughters.

    Director: Thomas E. Sanders

    Writer: N/A

  • Confession
    6.7/10 482 votes

    #11 - Confession

    Season 7 Episode 11 - Aired 7/5/1996

    Evans, a sly horror screenwriter suspected in a series of grisly murders of women whose heads were taken by the killer as trophies is interrogated by Jack Lynch, a clever hardboiled homicide detective whom every cop idolizes.

    Director: Peter Hewitt

    Writer: N/A

  • Ear Today... Gone Tomorrow
    6.0/10 471 votes

    #12 - Ear Today... Gone Tomorrow

    Season 7 Episode 12 - Aired 7/12/1996

    A greedy safe cracker with a slight hearing loss gets entangled in a game between a mobster and his beautiful, exotic wife and ends up getting the auditory system he could only dream of. But there's a price.

    Director: Christopher Hart

    Writer: N/A

  • The Third Pig
    6.1/10 589 votes

    #13 - The Third Pig

    Season 7 Episode 13 - Aired 7/19/1996

    In this cartoon version of the Three Little Pigs story, Dudly, the smart pig, is framed for the murders of his brothers and sentenced to death. But, his brothers' spirits help him seek revenge on the wolf.

    Director: Bill Kopp, Patrick A. Ventura

    Writer: Bill Kopp