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The Best Episodes of Tales from the Darkside Season 3

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 1 - The Circus
    6.9/10(304 votes)

    #1 - The Circus

    S3:E1

    A skeptical journalist travels on assignment to a sideshow. Seated in a small theatre, he is greeted by a perverse caretaker/M.C. who promises (in seemingly generic fashion) to unearth strange, horrible, and presumably fake creatures. The journalist nevertheless feels disgusted when he sees a demonic vampire devour an actual lamb. He chastizes the caretaker for endorsing such horrific "entertainment". However, when fully realizing that these are actual CREATURES, the startled journalist attempts to flee the circus and unknowingly retreats into the arms of the vampire. The caretaker subsequently transforms him into a new exhibit, currently on display for the faithful flock of sideshow attendants who DELIGHT in being frightened.

    Director:Michael Gornick
    Writer:George A. Romero

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  2. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 2 - I Can't Help Saying Goodbye
    6.4/10(308 votes)

    #2 - I Can't Help Saying Goodbye

    S3:E2

    A young girl develops a talent for seeing the fate of those about to die and develops the habit of saying "Goodbye" to them when she does, and her family grows increasingly upset as a result.

    Director:John Strysik
    Writer:Jule Selbo

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  3. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 3 - The Bitterest Pill
    4.6/10(273 votes)

    #3 - The Bitterest Pill

    S3:E3

    A boy treated poorly by his parents gets the upper hand when an eccentric uncle shows up and tries to convince the parents to finance him to develop his newest invention - a pill that increases brain power and memory. He has a stroke and dies but not before the boy swallows the one and only prototype, and soon puts his parents into the same position he was before.

    Director:Bryan Michael Stoller
    Writers:Michael P. Kube-McDowell, Jule Selbo

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  4. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 4 - Florence Bravo
    5.9/10(260 votes)

    #4 - Florence Bravo

    S3:E4

    The ghost of a feminist torments the woman who buys her home.

    Director:John Lewis
    Writer:Edithe Swensen

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  5. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 5 - The Geezenstacks
    7.5/10(351 votes)

    #5 - The Geezenstacks

    S3:E5

    A little girl, Audrey, discovers she can control her family by manipulating her doll family, the Geezenstacks, within her dollhouse.

    Director:Bill Travis
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 6 - Black Widows
    6.2/10(280 votes)

    #6 - Black Widows

    S3:E6

    Audrey Webster is concerned about her reclusive mother, but when she pursues the matter discovers exactly why her mother stays away from others, and what awaits Audrey on her own upcoming wedding night.

    Director:Karl Epstein
    Writer:Michael McDowell

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  7. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 7 - Heretic
    5.6/10(246 votes)

    #7 - Heretic

    S3:E7

    A rich art collector buys a stolen painting from a thief. The painting portrays a man before the Spanish Inquisition. The collector, Harte, is soon visited by a mysterious man who begs him to repent of his sins and give up the wrongfully-gained picture. Harte ignores the warnings and finds himself sucked into the painting where he is to be tortured as a sinner and heretic. He recants to the Inquisitor, who lets him go. Once out of the painting, Harte refuses to give it up, and receives a personal visit from the Inquisitor in the real world. The thief returns to take the picture, and Harte is nowhere to be found...in this world.

    Director:Gerald Cotts
    Writer:Edithe Swensen

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  8. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 8 - A Serpent's Tooth
    6.0/10(328 votes)

    #8 - A Serpent's Tooth

    S3:E8

    A kibbitzing mother, Pearl, warns her unlistening family but her warnings start to come true.

    Director:Frank De Palma
    Writer:Edithe Swensen

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  9. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 9 - Baker's Dozen
    6.6/10(273 votes)

    #9 - Baker's Dozen

    S3:E9

    Ruby Cuzzins, a New Orleans baker, sells "magic" cookies and gives unscrupulous Henry adman a sample of her wares. Convinced, Henry tries to get her to go into business with him but gets his comeuppance when she refuses.

    Director:John Harrison
    Writer:George A. Romero

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  10. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 10 - Deliver Us from Goodness
    4.7/10(271 votes)

    #10 - Deliver Us from Goodness

    S3:E10

    Valeria is a saint - literally - and finds it more then she can bear. She seeks out a way to fall from Grace but is unable to do so no matter how hard she tries.

    Director:Warner Shook
    Writer:Jule Selbo

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  11. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 11 - Seasons of Belief
    7.9/10(466 votes)

    #11 - Seasons of Belief

    S3:E11

    On Christmas Eve, a couple decide to preoccupy their restless children by telling them a fable concerning a massive, winged creature called "The Grither". The children initially balk at the story, which describes the creature as a proud, hateful beast who becomes enraged when it hears its name being spoken aloud. Although it lives at the North Pole, its humongous ears allow it to hear its name being spoken from anywhere in the world, and the parents assure the children that The Grither is well on its way to their house to kill them. The children become progressively more frightened as the story continues, eventually to the point of utter hysteria. Finally, in an effort to calm their children, the parents reveal that the story is make believe. At that moment, the huge arms of The Grither smash through the windows of the house and break the necks of the parents as the children look on in horror.

    Director:Michael McDowell
    Writer:Michael McDowell

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  12. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 12 - Miss May Dusa
    6.5/10(284 votes)

    #12 - Miss May Dusa

    S3:E12

    A robber accidentally brings a mannequin to life - its gaze turns him into a statue. The now-living mannequin flees into the night, unaware of her powers or the harm she can bring.

    Director:Richard Blackburn
    Writer:Richard Blackburn

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  13. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 13 - The Milkman Cometh
    6.4/10(287 votes)

    #13 - The Milkman Cometh

    S3:E13

    A man, Garry, hears from his neighbor a bizarre tale of how the unseen neighborhood milkman grants wishes to anyone who leaves their request in the empty bottles to be picked up. Garry tries it for himself and soon finds his every wish granted. His final wish is for a daughter, and his curiosity is too great and he tries to confront the milkman. Garry gets a glimpse of a deformed mutant creature before it disappears and then realizes exactly how the "milkman" will fulfill his wish - by impregnating his wife.

    Director:John Strysik
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 14 - My Ghostwriter: The Vampire
    6.5/10(247 votes)

    #14 - My Ghostwriter: The Vampire

    S3:E14

    Hack writer Peter, writing worse and worse vampire stories, buys a coffin for inspiration and finds it occupied by Count Draco. Peter manages to protect himself, and the two strike a deal: Draco will supply new inspiration based on his life experiences, and Peter will write the books. Peter becomes wealthy, but refuses to share the proceeds. With the aid of Peter's secretary, Draco manages to get the drop on the writer and kill him, and the vampire and secretary strike up a new arrangement.

    Director:Frank De Palma
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 15 - My Own Place
    5.0/10(239 votes)

    #15 - My Own Place

    S3:E15

    Laura, a desperate woman, tries to get an apartment by herself but is forced to take in Ram, an immigrant from Calcutta. When Ram dies partly due to her involvement, Laura finds that she has inherited an entire family of ghostly Hindus.

    Director:Theodore Gershuny
    Writers:Theodore Gershuny, Perry Lang

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  16. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 16 - Red Leader
    5.3/10(230 votes)

    #16 - Red Leader

    S3:E16

    A crooked tycoon makes a deal with the Devil in return for power and wealth.

    Director:John Harrison
    Writer:Edithe Swensen

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  17. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 17 - Everybody Needs a Little Love
    6.8/10(255 votes)

    #17 - Everybody Needs a Little Love

    S3:E17

    Robert, a lonely divorced man, fixated on a mannequin, but the question soon becomes - is the mannequin alive?

    Director:John Harrison
    Writer:John Harrison

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  18. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 18 - Auld Acquaintances
    5.6/10(226 votes)

    #18 - Auld Acquaintances

    S3:E18

    Two long-lived witches, Elizabeth and Mary, vie once more over an amulet in the modern day that they agreed to share hundreds of years ago.

    Director:Richard Friedman
    Writer:Edithe Swensen

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  19. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 19 - The Social Climber
    5.9/10(229 votes)

    #19 - The Social Climber

    S3:E19

    A shoemaker's apprentice discovers a strange power when he finds he can step into other peoples' lives simply by putting on their shoes.

    Director:Armand Mastroianni
    Writer:Ellen Sandhaus

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  20. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 20 - The Swap
    5.3/10(224 votes)

    #20 - The Swap

    S3:E20

    Anna Belle's plot to murder her husband to gain his money backfires with unpleasant results.

    Director:John Drury
    Writer:Richard Benner

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  21. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 21 - Let the Games Begin
    5.1/10(222 votes)

    #21 - Let the Games Begin

    S3:E21

    When Harry Carson has a heart attack, an angel and a devil fight for who will get his soul and it's up to Harry to make the right choice.

    Director:John Lewis
    Writer:Peter O'Keefe

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  22. Tales from the Darkside Season 3 Episode 22 - The Enormous Radio
    5.9/10(236 votes)

    #22 - The Enormous Radio

    S3:E22

    Irene and Jim discover that a new radio they buy lets them overhear the neighbors, but Irene soon turns paranoid as she wonders whether they can hear her.

    Director:Bill Travis
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"The Circus" is the best rated episode of "Tales from the Darkside" season 3. It scored 6.9/10 based on 304 votes. Directed by Michael Gornick and written by George A. Romero, it aired on 9/28/1986. This episode is rated 0.5 points higher than the second-best, "I Can't Help Saying Goodbye".