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The Worst Episodes of Tales from the Darkside

Every episode of Tales from the Darkside ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Tales from the Darkside!

Tales from the Darkside is an anthology horror TV series created by George A. Romero, each episode was an individual short story that ended with...
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Network:Syndication

Worst Episodes Summary

"Barter" is the worst rated episode of "Tales from the Darkside". It scored 3.6/10 based on 221 votes. Directed by Christopher T. Welch and written by Jule Selbo, it aired on 7/17/1988. This episode scored 0.3 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Dream Girl".

  • Barter
    3.6/10221 votes
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    #1 - Barter

    Season 4 Episode 19 - Aired 7/17/1988

    A mother tries to get a reprieve from her noisy drums-practicing son by making a deal with an ammonia-seeking alien.

    Director: Christopher T. Welch

    Writer: Jule Selbo

  • Dream Girl
    3.9/10264 votes
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    #2 - Dream Girl

    Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 1/19/1986

    A group of people find themselves trapped in a scenario with Otto, only to discover that he is a stagehand and they are a theater group all trapped in his dream.

    Director: Timna Ranon

    Writer: N/A

  • Basher Malone
    4.2/10217 votes
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    #3 - Basher Malone

    Season 4 Episode 20 - Aired 7/23/1988

    A wrestler seeking one great opponent finds himself tricked into fighting a demon from Hell.

    Director: Anthony Santa Croce

    Writer: Peter O'Keefe

  • If the Shoes Fit...
    4.5/10371 votes
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    #4 - If the Shoes Fit...

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 5/12/1985

    Fast-talking politician Bo Gumbs finds himself in serious trouble when he arrives for a meeting and waits at a nearby hotel.

    Director: Armand Mastroianni

    Writer: David Gerrold

  • The Bitterest Pill
    4.6/10247 votes
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    #5 - The Bitterest Pill

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 10/12/1986

    A boy treated poorly by his parents gets the upper hand when an eccentric uncle shows up and tries to convince the parents to finance him to develop his newest invention - a pill that increases brain power and memory. He has a stroke and dies but not before the boy swallows the one and only prototype, and soon puts his parents into the same position he was before.

    Director: Bryan Michael Stoller

    Writer: Jule Selbo, Michael P. Kube-McDowell

  • Seymourlama
    4.6/10221 votes
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    #6 - Seymourlama

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 11/15/1987

    Much to his parents' frustration, a spoiled young boy, Seymour, is declared the High Lama by a group of monks.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Djinn, No Chaser
    4.7/10440 votes
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    #7 - Djinn, No Chaser

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 1/13/1985

    A couple inadvertently buy a magic lamp that contains a genie. Unfortunately, the genie is anything but amiably. Confined in the lamp for thousands of years and still trapped, he refuses to grant wishes and instead terrorizes the couples with plagues, rains of frogs, etc. The husband finally has himself committed, but a few days later his wife brings him home. Their apartment is now richly decorated and they have plenty of money. The genie is now an amiable and willing wish-granter. The wife's solution to freeing the genie: a can opener.

    Director: Shelley Levinson

    Writer: N/A

  • Deliver Us from Goodness
    4.7/10244 votes
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    #8 - Deliver Us from Goodness

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 11/30/1986

    Valeria is a saint - literally - and finds it more then she can bear. She seeks out a way to fall from Grace but is unable to do so no matter how hard she tries.

    Director: Warner Shook

    Writer: Jule Selbo

  • The False Prophet
    4.8/10360 votes
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    #9 - The False Prophet

    Season 1 Episode 23 - Aired 8/4/1985

    Cassie Pines is a woman travelling on her own who believes in astrology, tea leaves...everything. She comes into a diner with a most unusual mechanical fortune teller named Horace X. "Horace" is uncanny with his predictions but Cassie soon finds that Horace is demanding and possessive - despite her misgivings she enters the booth one more time...and disappears.

    Director: Gerald Cotts

    Writer: N/A

  • My Own Place
    5.0/10216 votes
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    #10 - My Own Place

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 2/8/1987

    Laura, a desperate woman, tries to get an apartment by herself but is forced to take in Ram, an immigrant from Calcutta. When Ram dies partly due to her involvement, Laura finds that she has inherited an entire family of ghostly Hindus.

    Director: Theodore Gershuny

    Writer: Theodore Gershuny, Perry Lang

  • The Unhappy Medium
    5.1/10241 votes
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    #11 - The Unhappy Medium

    Season 2 Episode 22 - Aired 5/18/1986

    The family of a dead preacher show up for a reading of the will but discovers he left them nothing specific. Rather, he warns them on his video-taped will that he will send them a sign.

    Director: Dusty Nelson

    Writer: Edithe Swensen

  • Let the Games Begin
    5.1/10202 votes
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    #12 - Let the Games Begin

    Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 5/10/1987

    When Harry Carson has a heart attack, an angel and a devil fight for who will get his soul and it's up to Harry to make the right choice.

    Director: John Lewis

    Writer: Peter O'Keefe

  • Going Native
    5.1/10214 votes
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    #13 - Going Native

    Season 4 Episode 17 - Aired 6/19/1988

    An alien is sent to Earth to study the nature and behavior of human beings. The alien, who resembles a normal Earth female, meticulously studies photographs of still life from large cities, simultaneously fascinated with and disgusted by the disarray and degeneration depicted in the pictures. The alien joins a therapeutic support group in an effort to better understand the seemingly contradictory humans. As she develops personal relationships with each group member, she begins to further understand the origin of and reasons for the behavior of humans, albeit from an outside observer's vantage point. The other members of the group see the alien as distant and detached, a condition that they assume is rooted in a self-denial complex. As the alien speaks at one of the group meetings, she suddenly realizes that she has been experiencing the exact same feelings as the humans that she has been studying. She has become human-like through assimilation, trapped within the emotional shell of ano

    Director: Andrew Weiner

    Writer: N/A

  • All a Clone by the Telephone
    5.2/10394 votes
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    #14 - All a Clone by the Telephone

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 1/20/1985

    Leon, a hapless TV writer, buys an answering machine that has a mind of its own - it initially helps him out by providing him with new material, but Leon soon finds that it's taking over his life.

    Director: Frank De Palma

    Writer: Haskell Barkin

  • Grandma's Last Wish
    5.2/10343 votes
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    #15 - Grandma's Last Wish

    Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 6/16/1985

    Given one last wish to enliven her days before she is moved into the Tranquil Gardens retirement home, elderly Grandma sees to it that her self-centered family finds out what it's like to grow old.

    Director: Warner Shook

    Writer: Jule Selbo

  • Comet Watch
    5.3/10275 votes
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    #16 - Comet Watch

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 1/12/1986

    Englebert Ames, an astronomer, is watching Hailey's Comet and is in for a shock when Sir Edmond Hailey himself arrives - he's been riding "his" comet all these years trying to elude Sarah, the woman pursuing him out of obsessed love.

    Director: Warner Shook

    Writer: Jule Selbo, Harvey Jacobs

  • Fear of Floating
    5.3/10247 votes
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    #17 - Fear of Floating

    Season 2 Episode 23 - Aired 5/25/1986

    A hapless yokel, Arnold, runs into an Army recruiting office and asks for help, claiming to float. It turns out that he's telling the truth, but then Mr. Cooper and his pregnant daughter (pregnant by Arnold) show up and demand he do the right thing - it turns out that the more Arnold lies, the more he floats.

    Director: John Lewis

    Writer: N/A

  • Red Leader
    5.3/10207 votes
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    #18 - Red Leader

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 2/15/1987

    A crooked tycoon makes a deal with the Devil in return for power and wealth.

    Director: John Harrison

    Writer: Edithe Swensen

  • The Swap
    5.3/10202 votes
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    #19 - The Swap

    Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 5/3/1987

    Anna Belle's plot to murder her husband to gain his money backfires with unpleasant results.

    Director: John Drury

    Writer: Richard Benner

  • Mary, Mary
    5.3/10227 votes
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    #20 - Mary, Mary

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 10/4/1987

    A woman who lives with mannequins because she is unable to deal with real people gets a rude awakening.

    Director: Katarina Wittich

    Writer: Jule Selbo

  • The Tear Collector
    5.4/10381 votes
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    #21 - The Tear Collector

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 2/24/1985

    Prudence is a young woman who can't stop crying, but finds a peculiar way to make a profit when she meets Ambrose Cavender, a man who collects tears.

    Director: John Hayes

    Writer: N/A

  • The Impressionist
    5.4/10325 votes
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    #22 - The Impressionist

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 9/29/1985

    An impressionist, "Mr. Personalities," is brought in by the government to try to help them communicate with an alien. Mr. Personalities is at first stumped but finally makes "contact." The alien departs and Mr. Personalities is depressed...until the alien returns for him.

    Director: Armand Mastroianni

    Writer: N/A

  • The Satanic Piano
    5.4/10317 votes
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    #23 - The Satanic Piano

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/3/1985

    Pete Bancroft is a talented pianist who has lost his inspiration, but is contacted by a mysterious inventor who gives him a piano that lets him play as never before simply by thinking of the music. Bancroft is at first relieved, but soon discovers that the piano must feed on the soul of the woman he loves to retain its powers.

    Director: John Harrison

    Writer: John Harrison

  • Mookie and Pookie
    5.6/10500 votes
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    #24 - Mookie and Pookie

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 11/4/1984

    Twin siblings, Mookie and Pookie, are extremely close. But Mookie has a terminal illness. Later the scientific genius Mookie succesfully downloads his mind into the computer before he dies. But now that he's in there Pookie must convince her parents not to pull the plug.

    Director: Timna Ranon

    Writer: Dan Kleinman

  • It All Comes Out in the Wash
    5.6/10354 votes
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    #25 - It All Comes Out in the Wash

    Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 5/26/1985

    Henry, a greedy developers, stumbles upon a Chinese laundry that offers a unique service - it can "wash out" guilt. Henry employs their services but soon finds there is a unpleasant price to pay.

    Director: Frank De Palma

    Writer: Harvey Jacobs