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The Worst Episodes of Tales from the Darkside

Tales from the Darkside is an anthology horror TV series created by George A. Romero, each episode was an individual short story that ended with...

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  1. 2.0/10(2 votes)

    #1 - The False Prophet

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    S1:E23

    Cassie Pines is a woman travelling on her own who believes in astrology, tea leaves...everything. She comes into a diner with a most unusual mechanical fortune teller named Horace X. "Horace" is uncanny with his predictions but Cassie soon finds that Horace is demanding and possessive - despite her misgivings she enters the booth one more time...and disappears.

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    Director:Gerald Cotts
    Writer:N/A
  2. 3.0/10(3 votes)

    #2 - All a Clone by the Telephone

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    S1:E11

    Leon, a hapless TV writer, buys an answering machine that has a mind of its own - it initially helps him out by providing him with new material, but Leon soon finds that it's taking over his life.

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  3. 3.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Snip, Snip

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    S1:E14

    A warlock and a witch get into a battle over a $10 million lottery ticket when each claims that the spirits gave them the winning number.

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  4. 3.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - If the Shoes Fit...

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    S1:E18

    Fast-talking politician Bo Gumbs finds himself in serious trouble when he arrives for a meeting and waits at a nearby hotel.

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  5. 3.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - The Bitterest Pill

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    S3:E3

    A boy treated poorly by his parents gets the upper hand when an eccentric uncle shows up and tries to convince the parents to finance him to develop his newest invention - a pill that increases brain power and memory. He has a stroke and dies but not before the boy swallows the one and only prototype, and soon puts his parents into the same position he was before.

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  6. 3.5/10(2 votes)

    #6 - The Social Climber

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    S3:E19

    A shoemaker's apprentice discovers a strange power when he finds he can step into other peoples' lives simply by putting on their shoes.

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  8. 3.6/10(229 votes)

    #7 - Barter

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    S4:E19

    A mother tries to get a reprieve from her noisy drums-practicing son by making a deal with an ammonia-seeking alien.

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  9. 3.8/10(4 votes)

    #8 - Djinn, No Chaser

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    S1:E10

    A couple inadvertently buy a magic lamp that contains a genie. Unfortunately, the genie is anything but amiably. Confined in the lamp for thousands of years and still trapped, he refuses to grant wishes and instead terrorizes the couples with plagues, rains of frogs, etc. The husband finally has himself committed, but a few days later his wife brings him home. Their apartment is now richly decorated and they have plenty of money. The genie is now an amiable and willing wish-granter. The wife's solution to freeing the genie: a can opener.

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    Writer:N/A
  10. 3.9/10(271 votes)

    #9 - Dream Girl

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    S2:E14

    A group of people find themselves trapped in a scenario with Otto, only to discover that he is a stagehand and they are a theater group all trapped in his dream.

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    Director:Timna Ranon
    Writer:N/A
  11. 4.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - Answer Me

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    S1:E15

    Joan is apartment-sitting for a friend but finds herself tormented by a phone that won't stop ringing.

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  12. 4.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - The Tear Collector

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    S1:E16

    Prudence is a young woman who can't stop crying, but finds a peculiar way to make a profit when she meets Ambrose Cavender, a man who collects tears.

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    Director:John Hayes
    Writer:N/A
  13. 4.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - I Can't Help Saying Goodbye

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    S3:E2

    A young girl develops a talent for seeing the fate of those about to die and develops the habit of saying "Goodbye" to them when she does, and her family grows increasingly upset as a result.

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    Director:John Strysik
    Writer:Jule Selbo
  14. 4.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - Heretic

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    S3:E7

    A rich art collector buys a stolen painting from a thief. The painting portrays a man before the Spanish Inquisition. The collector, Harte, is soon visited by a mysterious man who begs him to repent of his sins and give up the wrongfully-gained picture. Harte ignores the warnings and finds himself sucked into the painting where he is to be tortured as a sinner and heretic. He recants to the Inquisitor, who lets him go. Once out of the painting, Harte refuses to give it up, and receives a personal visit from the Inquisitor in the real world. The thief returns to take the picture, and Harte is nowhere to be found...in this world.

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  15. 4.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - Baker's Dozen

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    S3:E9

    Ruby Cuzzins, a New Orleans baker, sells "magic" cookies and gives unscrupulous Henry adman a sample of her wares. Convinced, Henry tries to get her to go into business with him but gets his comeuppance when she refuses.

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  16. 4.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - My Own Place

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    S3:E15

    Laura, a desperate woman, tries to get an apartment by herself but is forced to take in Ram, an immigrant from Calcutta. When Ram dies partly due to her involvement, Laura finds that she has inherited an entire family of ghostly Hindus.

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  17. 4.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - Let the Games Begin

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    S3:E21

    When Harry Carson has a heart attack, an angel and a devil fight for who will get his soul and it's up to Harry to make the right choice.

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    Director:John Lewis
  18. 4.3/10(224 votes)

    #17 - Basher Malone

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    S4:E20

    A wrestler seeking one great opponent finds himself tricked into fighting a demon from Hell.

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  19. 4.4/10(5 votes)

    #18 - Mookie and Pookie

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    S1:E5

    Twin siblings, Mookie and Pookie, are extremely close. But Mookie has a terminal illness. Later the scientific genius Mookie succesfully downloads his mind into the computer before he dies. But now that he's in there Pookie must convince her parents not to pull the plug.

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    Director:Timna Ranon
  20. 4.6/10(229 votes)

    #19 - Seymourlama

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    S4:E8

    Much to his parents' frustration, a spoiled young boy, Seymour, is declared the High Lama by a group of monks.

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    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  21. 4.7/10(6 votes)

    #20 - Slippage

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    S1:E6

    A young ad-design artist begins to literally "slip" out of reality. Slowly but surely he seems to be fading out of existence: first his payroll checks disappear, then his high school not only fails to mail him about their reunion, but has no records of his existence. The artist soon realizes that since he's drifted through life, he's basically "slipping through the cracks". Even his mother has no memory of him. At the end, even his wife and best friend (now the woman's husband in this new reality) forget he ever existed.

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  22. 5.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - Madness Room

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    S1:E17

    Cathy Osborne brings her husband up to a previously-unknown room in their house and along with her friend Michael, relates the tale of how the room is the "madness room" from which no one has ever stayed the night...and survived. In reality it's a set up and Cathy and Michael plan to kill Cathy's husband by scaring him to death. They succeed by faking some supernatural activities, but soon find that the curse of the room is all too real...

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  23. 5.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - The Circus

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    S3:E1

    A skeptical journalist travels on assignment to a sideshow. Seated in a small theatre, he is greeted by a perverse caretaker/M.C. who promises (in seemingly generic fashion) to unearth strange, horrible, and presumably fake creatures. The journalist nevertheless feels disgusted when he sees a demonic vampire devour an actual lamb. He chastizes the caretaker for endorsing such horrific "entertainment". However, when fully realizing that these are actual CREATURES, the startled journalist attempts to flee the circus and unknowingly retreats into the arms of the vampire. The caretaker subsequently transforms him into a new exhibit, currently on display for the faithful flock of sideshow attendants who DELIGHT in being frightened.

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  24. 5.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - Florence Bravo

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    S3:E4

    The ghost of a feminist torments the woman who buys her home.

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    Director:John Lewis
  25. 5.0/10(1 votes)

    #24 - Black Widows

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    S3:E6

    Audrey Webster is concerned about her reclusive mother, but when she pursues the matter discovers exactly why her mother stays away from others, and what awaits Audrey on her own upcoming wedding night.

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  26. 5.0/10(1 votes)

    #25 - The Milkman Cometh

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    S3:E13

    A man, Garry, hears from his neighbor a bizarre tale of how the unseen neighborhood milkman grants wishes to anyone who leaves their request in the empty bottles to be picked up. Garry tries it for himself and soon finds his every wish granted. His final wish is for a daughter, and his curiosity is too great and he tries to confront the milkman. Garry gets a glimpse of a deformed mutant creature before it disappears and then realizes exactly how the "milkman" will fulfill his wish - by impregnating his wife.

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    Director:John Strysik
    Writer:N/A

Worst Episodes Summary

"The False Prophet" is the worst rated episode of "Tales from the Darkside". It scored 2/10 based on 2 votes. Directed by Gerald Cotts and written by N/A, it aired on 8/4/1985. This episode scored 1.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "All a Clone by the Telephone".