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The Worst Episodes of The Abbott and Costello Show

Every episode of The Abbott and Costello Show ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Abbott and Costello Show!

Bud and Lou are unemployed actors living in Mr. Fields’ boarding house. Lou’s girlfriend Hillary lives across the hall. Many situations arise leading to slapstick...
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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Vacation" is the worst rated episode of "The Abbott and Costello Show". It scored 7.3/10 based on 75 votes. Directed by Jean Yarbrough and written by Sid Fields, it aired on 12/26/1952. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Birthday Party".

  • The Vacation
    7.3/1075 votes
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    #1 - The Vacation

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 12/26/1952

    Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Sid Fields

  • The Birthday Party
    7.5/1077 votes
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    #2 - The Birthday Party

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 1/2/1953

    Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Eddie Forman

  • Police Rookies
    7.5/1047 votes
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    #3 - Police Rookies

    Season 1 Episode 25 - Aired 5/22/1953

    Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Sid Fields

  • Life Insurance
    7.6/1048 votes
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    #4 - Life Insurance

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 11/28/1953

    Mr. Fields takes out an insurance policy on Lou. Later, Bud takes Lou on a hunting trip, and Lou suspects Bud and Mr. Fields have plotted to kill him for the insurance money.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Sid Fields, Clyde Bruckman

  • South of Dixie
    7.6/1051 votes
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    #5 - South of Dixie

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 12/26/1953

    Lou accidentally lands himself and Bud roles in a Civil War melodrama.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Clyde Bruckman

  • Car Trouble
    7.6/1041 votes
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    #6 - Car Trouble

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 1/30/1954

    When Lou wins a car, Bud sells it to buy a cheaper one, using the profits to try to finance a vacation in Flint, Michigan.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Clyde Bruckman

  • Honeymoon House
    7.6/1046 votes
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    #7 - Honeymoon House

    Season 2 Episode 22 - Aired 4/3/1954

    When Bud and Mr. Fields help Lou put together a prefab house in order to impress his fiancée and her parents, a jealous former boyfriend sabotages their work.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Clyde Bruckman

  • The Drug Store
    7.7/10121 votes
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    #8 - The Drug Store

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 12/5/1952

    Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Sid Fields

  • Bingo the Chimp
    7.7/1057 votes
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    #9 - Bingo the Chimp

    Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 4/10/1953

    Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Sid Fields

  • From Bed to Worse
    7.7/1043 votes
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    #10 - From Bed to Worse

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 1/2/1954

    Bud and Lou attempt to plant a backyard garden in order to win a cash prize offered by a civic group.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Clyde Bruckman

  • Efficiency Experts
    7.7/1042 votes
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    #11 - Efficiency Experts

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 1/23/1954

    Bud and Lou land jobs as efficiency experts, and are assigned to restrain their client’s daughters from spending money. The young women, however, get the boys to buy them expensive dresses and take them to a casino, where they end up in a brawl.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Clyde Bruckman

  • Public Enemies
    7.7/1047 votes
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    #12 - Public Enemies

    Season 2 Episode 18 - Aired 3/6/1954

    Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Clyde Bruckman

  • The Dentist's Office
    7.8/10100 votes
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    #13 - The Dentist's Office

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 12/12/1952

    When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Sid Fields

  • Alaska
    7.8/1073 votes
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    #14 - Alaska

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 1/9/1953

    When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Eddie Forman

  • The Western Story
    7.8/1060 votes
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    #15 - The Western Story

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 2/13/1953

    Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Sid Fields, Eddie Forman

  • Hillary's Birthday
    7.8/1059 votes
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    #16 - Hillary's Birthday

    Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 4/17/1953

    While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Sid Fields

  • Little Old Lady
    7.8/1047 votes
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    #17 - Little Old Lady

    Season 1 Episode 23 - Aired 5/8/1953

    Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Sid Fields

  • Safari
    7.8/1048 votes
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    #18 - Safari

    Season 1 Episode 26 - Aired 5/29/1953

    When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Sid Fields

  • Wife Wanted
    7.8/1044 votes
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    #19 - Wife Wanted

    Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 2/6/1954

    When Lou finds out he will inherit $10,000 provided that he has a wife, he tries to marry a former girlfriend—who is dating a man named Bonebender Brodsky.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Clyde Bruckman

  • Fall Guy
    7.8/1050 votes
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    #20 - Fall Guy

    Season 2 Episode 25 - Aired 4/24/1954

    Bud and Lou want to take two sisters on a date but their father convinces the boys to put an antenna on his roof instead.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Clyde Bruckman

  • The Haunted House
    7.9/1076 votes
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    #21 - The Haunted House

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 2/20/1953

    Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Sid Fields, Eddie Forman

  • Peace and Quiet
    7.9/1062 votes
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    #22 - Peace and Quiet

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 2/27/1953

    Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Eddie Forman

  • The Wrestling Story
    7.9/1065 votes
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    #23 - The Wrestling Story

    Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 3/27/1953

    Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Sid Fields

  • The Paper Hangers
    7.9/1056 votes
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    #24 - The Paper Hangers

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 11/7/1953

    To pay back rent, Bud and Lou attempt to wallpaper an apartment. Later, as waiters in a restaurant, they brawl with hoodlums.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Sid Fields, Clyde Bruckman

  • Uncle Bozzo's Visit
    7.9/1051 votes
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    #25 - Uncle Bozzo's Visit

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 11/14/1953

    Lou's eccentric opera singing uncle comes to stay with the boys for a couple of months.

    Director: Jean Yarbrough

    Writer: Clyde Bruckman