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The Worst Episodes of The Benny Hill Show

Every episode of The Benny Hill Show ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Benny Hill Show!

The Benny Hill Show is a British comedy television show that starred Benny Hill and aired in various incarnations between 15 January 1955 and 30...
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Down Memory Lane" is the worst rated episode of "The Benny Hill Show". It scored 6.5/10 based on 52 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 3/22/1972. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Common Market Square Dance".

  • Down Memory Lane
    6.5/1052 votes
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    #1 - Down Memory Lane

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 3/22/1972

    1.Benny Quickie: Undercover Nazis 2.Benny's Ballad: Wild, Wild Women 3.Nicholas Parsons Talks to the Children of St. Solomon's School 4.Trespassing at Lakeside Park 5.Medical Memory Lane 6.Air Travel and Benny's Duet: Those Days 7.Benny Quickies: Nemo the Fastest Quick Change Artist in the World 8.Television Director Fred Scuttle: Scuttlevision 9.Poor Prunella 10.Noel Coward's Little Things! 11.Meeting People: Chow-Mein Meets Nicholas Parsons 12.Benny's Ballad: Harvest of Love 13.Closing: Escaped Convict

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Common Market Square Dance
    6.6/1053 votes
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    #2 - The Common Market Square Dance

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 12/27/1972

    1.Benny Quickie: Church Mission 2.Benny's Ballad: When I Was a Lad 3.Benny's Television Bloopers 4.Fred Scuttle: Striptease Cabaret 5.The Christmas Booze-Up 6.The Ladybirds: Don't Stop The Music 7.Benny's Advertising Bloopers 8.Yackanory 9.Benny's Ballad: Portable TV Set 10.An American in Britain and Benny's Ballad: The Common Market Square Dance 11.Closing: Peeping Trees / Army Camouflage Unit

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Great British Dancing Finals
    6.6/1052 votes
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    #3 - The Great British Dancing Finals

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 12/27/1973

    1.Benny Quickie: Batman! 2.Benny's Ballad: Dapper Dan the Lady Killer Man 3.Fred Scuttle's Channel Tunnel 4.Benny's Quickies: Indiscretions 5.The Great British Dancing Finals With Terry Wobegone 6.Anne Shelton: Galilee Song 7.Departure Lounge With Mervyn Cruddy 8.Benny Quickie: No Milk! 9.The Ladybirds: Broadway Melodies 10.Bo Peep: Nursery Rhyme Interpretations 11.Closing: Gay Park Chase

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • News at Ten with Reginald Boozenquet
    6.7/1056 votes
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    #4 - News at Ten with Reginald Boozenquet

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 12/22/1971

    1.Benny Quickie: Pub Bore 2.Benny's Ballad: "Gypsy Rock" 3.Fred Scuttle: Chief Drama Director and Dialogue Coach 4.The Dimpton Drinking Club 5.The Ladybirds: "Say A Little Prayer" 6.News At Ten with Reginald Boozenquet 7.The Great Pretender 8.Benny's International Bloopers 9.Closing: Yakkety Sax

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Club Chicago-Go
    6.7/1043 votes
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    #5 - Club Chicago-Go

    Season 18 Episode 2 - Aired 4/27/1988

    1.Benny Quickies: Don't Speak! a. The Garbage Man b. Can You Lend me $50 c. The Superior Sex d. Bank Raid e. Boy's Night Out 2.Bronco Benny 3.Benny Quickies: Misheard and Mistaken a. Stolen Potatoes b. Boy Scouts c. Fisherman's Catch d. Paddy's Dead e. Doctor's Prescription f. Wishbone g. Pain In The Back h. Another Wishbone i. Tax Time 4.Joggers 5.Pigeon English 6.Have a Butchers 7.Club Chicago-Go 8.Benny Quickies: Misheard and Mistaken II a. Unzipped b .Welcome To The Family c. Unzipped Again d. The Burglar 9.Down With President Fartas 10.Closing Chase

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • Top of the Tops
    6.8/1058 votes
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    #6 - Top of the Tops

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 1/27/1971

    1. Benny Quickie: Very Well, M'Lady, 2. Benny's Ballad: "Flying South", 3. Shameful Moments of Sport, 4. Petticoat and Vine: "World of Love and Laughter", 5. Henry and Alice and Bob and Mary, 6. Benny's Bloopers, 7. Kiki Dee: "You Made Me So Very Happy", 8. Crime Does Not Pay, 9. Love Will Find A Way, 10. Top of the Tops, 11. Close: The Age Of Aquarius (not in the menu).

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Undercover Sanitary Inspector
    6.8/1055 votes
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    #7 - Undercover Sanitary Inspector

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 2/24/1971

    1.Benny Quickie: Copy The Boss 2.Benny's Ballad: "Pretty Greek Girl" 3.Undercover Sanitary Inspector 4.Reverend Gray 5.Benny's Bloopers 6.Nanette: "Everybody's Singing, Like Now" 7.Learning All the Time! 8.Benny Quickie: Night George! 9.Uplift with Humphrey Bumphrey 10.Benny's Ballads: "Pepys' Diary" & "Lady Mary" 11.Closing: "Lady Mary" & Yakkety Sax

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Chow-Mein at Customs and Integration
    6.8/1054 votes
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    #8 - Chow-Mein at Customs and Integration

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 2/23/1972

    1.Bennie Quickie: Sweet Chess 2.Benny's Ballad: Oh, Zandoona 3.Fred Scuttle's Health Farm and Keep Fit Brigade 4.Fam and Fufan: A Poem by Folomon Faint John 5.Pierre De Tierre: Avant-Garde French Film Director 6.The Lonely Miss Fox 7.Silvia McNeil: I Don't Know... 8.Percy Thrower Interviews Amos Thripp - Head Gardener 9.Benny Quickies: Television Secrets 10.Chow-Mein at Customs and Integration 11.Benny's All-Star Finale 12.Closing: Department Store

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Gavin Blod: The Man and His Music
    6.8/1053 votes
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    #9 - Gavin Blod: The Man and His Music

    Season 6 Episode 1 - Aired 1/8/1975

    1.Benny Quickie: Escaped Irish Convicts 2.All-Time Favorites 3.Benny's Ballad: Beach of Waikiki 4.Gavin Blod: The Man His Music 5.Benny Quickie: Irish Unemployed 6.Lee Gibson: The Moment of Truth 7."Long, Dry Summer" by Tennessee Robbins 8.Newer Faces 9.Closing: Fruit Stand

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy
    6.8/1049 votes
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    #10 - Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy

    Season 6 Episode 2 - Aired 3/12/1975

    1.Benny Quickie: Mighty Deodorant for Men 2.Some More All-Time Favorites 3.Benny's Ballad: The Rose of El Paso 4.The Art of Rolf Harris 5.Fred Scuttle: Thames Television Producer 6.Benny Quickie: A Racing Cert? 7.Diana Darvey: It's Nice to Go Trav'lin 8.Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy: The Catch 9.Benny Quickie: It's Me! 10.Film Talk With King of the Kung Fu Cult, J. Arthur Mein 11.Midnight in Soho 12.Closing: Dimpton Health Sun Club

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Jack and Jill
    6.8/1052 votes
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    #11 - Jack and Jill

    Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 12/17/1975

    1.Benny Quickie: Don't Jump! 2.Another Host of Your Favourite Stars! 3.Benny's Ballad: Lulubelle 4.Pearl Plain Shopping Centre 5.Is There Anything In It? Fred Scuttle: The Mind Reader 6.Benny Quickie: Just Raped! 7.Some Quickies on The Dance Floor 8.Jack Jill: Variations on a Theme 9.Benny's Mexican Cabaret 10.Benny Quickie: Dribble's Sights of London Tour 11.The New Vicar: A Monologue 12.Benny Quickies: Too Late! 13.Dilys Watling: That Ain't No Way to Treat A Lady 14.El Paso 15.Closing: Sports Day

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Packed Program
    6.8/1049 votes
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    #12 - A Packed Program

    Season 8 Episode 3 - Aired 3/23/1977

    1.A Packed Program! 2.Husky Starch 3.Casanova 4.Benny Blooper: Double Bed 5.Benny Accompanies Dilys Watling: Fever 6.Show-Jumping 7.A Feast On The Beach 8.Deep In My Heart on Television in Wide-Screen 9.Benny Quickie: Peeping Tom 10.Girls, Girls, Girls... 11.Benny's Commercial Blooper 12.Westminster Follies 13.Chinese Package Tours 14.The Milk Marketing Board 15.Closing: Credits

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Cinema: The Vintage Years
    6.9/1061 votes
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    #13 - Cinema: The Vintage Years

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 3/24/1971

    1.Benny Quickie: Unfaithful Wife 2.Benny's Ballad: "The Egg Marketing Board Tango" 3.French For Starters 4.The Messenger 5.The Grass Is Greener 6.Supermarket Dance 7.Benny Reveals All... about television! 8.The Ladybirds: "Close To You" 9.Cinema: The Vintage Years 10.Benny's International Bloopers 11.The Westminister Funsters 12.Chow-Mein and Cookie in the Restaurant 13.Closing: Yakkety Sax

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Spot Black
    6.9/1055 votes
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    #14 - Spot Black

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 12/5/1973

    1.Benny Quickie: Bad Cling 2.Benny's Ballad: News of the Family 3.Spot Black 4.Germany Calling 5.Fun at the Flicks 6.Berry Cornish: A Child's Question 7.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings 8.Los Zafiros 9.Phone In With Ludovic Kennedy and Humphrey Bumphrey 10.The Band in the Park: Continental Capers 11.Closing: Federales De Los Pueblos

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Film Time at the Natural Film Theatre
    6.9/1055 votes
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    #15 - Film Time at the Natural Film Theatre

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 2/7/1974

    1.Benny Quickie: Romantic Pipe-Smoker 2."Faith" by E.M. Barrister 3.Senor Benny Presents Diana Darvey and El Sidney: Sway 4.Spy Games 5.Benny Quickie: Three Beans on Toast! 6.Design: Second Love 7.Film Time: Director Sam Speiler 8.Benny Quickies: Courting 9.The Minstrel Boy 10.Mr. TV Times 11.Closing: TV Times Chase

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Sale of the Half-Century
    6.9/1049 votes
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    #16 - Sale of the Half-Century

    Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 4/21/1976

    1.Benny's Ballad: So Many Girls 2.Humphrey Bumphrey: Continuity Announcer 3.Sale Of The Half Century 4.Getting To Know You 5.Eddie Buchanan Love Machine: Dancing In The Nude 6.Paul Eddington Asks: "Is There Anything In It?" 7.Benny Quickie: This Just Ain't Your Day 8.Biology With Bellamy 9.Supersonic 10.Closing: German Department Store

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Opportunity's Knocking
    7.0/1060 votes
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    #17 - Opportunity's Knocking

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 12/23/1970

    1.Benny Quickie: Rubber Balloons 2.Benny's Ballad: Broken-Hearted Lover's Stew 3.Benny Quickie: The Unexpected Look 4.Fred Scuttle: Scuttle Tours 5."Grand Pappy Blueberry" and Benny's Ballad: "Rachel" 6.Benny Quickie: Bank Robbery 7.Benny's Bloopers 8.Trisha Noble: "I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane" 9.A Tribute to the Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade 10.Opportunity's Knocking 11.Closing: Yakkety Sax

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Fun in the Kitchen with Johnny and Cranny Faddock
    7.0/1055 votes
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    #18 - Fun in the Kitchen with Johnny and Cranny Faddock

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 11/24/1971

    1.Benny Quickie: Hotel Lift 2.Benny's Ballad: "The Beach at St. Tropez" 3.Benny's Bloopers 4.New England 1635 5.Chow-Mein: At Home with Henry McGee 6.St. John Bossom: Poet 7.Cruising on the S.S. Rumpo 8.The Ladybirds: "River Deep, Mountain High" 9.Fun in the Kitchen with Johnny & Cranny Faddock 10.The Movie Shakers: Mervyn Cruddy 11.Closing: Yakkety Sax

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Jackie Wright's Holiday
    7.0/1051 votes
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    #19 - Jackie Wright's Holiday

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 2/22/1973

    1.Benny Quickie: Dearst Heart Take I 2.Benny's Ballad: Carol 3.Fred Scuttle: Security Guard 4.Programme Planner 5.Benny Quickies: Television Secrets 6.The Orange Blossom Sound: What Am I Doing Hangin' 'Round 7.Chow-Mein: At Home With Henry McGee II 8.Jackie Wright's Holiday 9.Benny's Duet: Lover Come Back to Me 10.Closing: Scottish Adultery

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Coalpits
    7.0/1052 votes
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    #20 - Coalpits

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 3/13/1974

    1.Benny Quickie: A Little Boy? 2.Benny's Musical Sermon: The Good Book 3.Benny's International Bloopers 4.Fred Scuttle: Scuttle Escorts 5.Benny Quickie: You Say Hawaii! 6.Match of the Week: Golden Goalies and Their Silver Saves 7.Judith Durham and the Hottest Band in Town: Strut Your Stuff 8.Coalpits 9.The Ladybirds: Yesterday Once More 10.Benny Quickie: Hooch 11.The Short and Unhappy Romance of Ted Tingle 12.Benny Quickie: Hooch II 13.Mexican Medley 14.Closing: Spanish Guitarist

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Superteech
    7.0/1048 votes
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    #21 - Superteech

    Season 14 Episode 1 - Aired 1/5/1983

    1.Benny Quickies: Girls Uncovered! 2.Benny's Ballad: The Lifeguard 3.Benny Quickies: Mummies! 4.Me and My Shadow 5.Friends to Tead With Henry McGee: Chow Mein 6.Benny Quickie: Deadpan Humour 7.Television Censors 8.Hill's Angels: Cruise Liner 9.Benny Quickies 10.Superteech 11.Superteech Chase

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • Funny Old World
    7.0/1041 votes
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    #22 - Funny Old World

    Season 17 Episode 3 - Aired 4/16/1986

    1.Thames Logo 2.Benny Quickie: Left my Wallet at Home 3.Bijou Burlesque 4.Benny Quickie: Large Hypodermic 5.Benny Quickies: Honesty! 6.Funny Old World 7.Benny Quickies: Honesty II! 8.Proverbs 9.Benny Quickie: Doctor on the Go 10.The New York Slob 11.The Edited Sketch 12.Benny Quickies: Directions and Obsessions 13.Cagney Lacey 14.Hospital Hi-Jinx 15.Closing Chase

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • Woodstick
    7.1/1061 votes
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    #23 - Woodstick

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 10/25/1972

    1.Benny Quickie: Slot Machines 2.Benny's Ballad: The Dustbins of Your Mind 3.Meeting People With Hugh Paddick 4.Benny's Ballad: Fad Eyed Fal 5.Woodstick 6.Autumn Fashion Parade 7.Berlin Youth Choir Recital 8.Closing: Washroom Chase

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • World of Sport
    7.1/1051 votes
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    #24 - World of Sport

    Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 2/18/1976

    1.Benny Quickie: Your Own Food! 2.Guest Stars 3.Benny's Ballad: Jake 4.World Of Sport 5.Benny Jackie as Luke Tinker 6.Benny Quickie: Fly Spray? 7.Fatricia Feter: The Pinal Foem of Faul Pinch 8.Benny Quickie: A Limerick 9.Some More Quickies on The Dance Floor 10.Strangers in The Night 11.Benny Quickie: Bus Stop 12.Benny Introduces Love Machine 13.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings! 14.Transistor Radio 15.Closing: Bill Poster

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Murder on the Oregon Express
    7.1/1051 votes
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    #25 - Murder on the Oregon Express

    Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 3/24/1976

    1.More Guest Stars 2.Benny Brenda Arnau: Native Song of Luana 3.Domestic Bliss! 4.Captain Fred Scuttle Space Ace 5.Henry McGee Cooks Chinese With Fanee Jonee Claddock 6.Brenda Arnau: Tell It Like It Is 7.Murder On The Oregon Express 8.The Lower Tidmarsh Fire Brigade Glee Singers 9.The Misadventures of Robin Hood 10.Closing: Benny's Snuff Box

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A