The Worst Episodes of The Benny Hill Show

1. Benny Quickie: Fishing 2. Opening and Ballad: "Juanita Bonita Delores" 3. Holiday Sports Spectacular 4. Benny Quickie: Peeping Ben 5. The Ladybirds: "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" 6. The Short Happy Life of Maurice Dribble 7. Benny's Bloopers 8. Miss Eira Heath: "Wedding Cake" 9. Is This Your Life? 10. Closing: The Age Of Aquarius

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1.Benny Quickie: Black Moor 2.Opening and Ballad: "Colleen" 3.Naked Audition 4.Luis Alberto del Parana and Los Paraguayos 5.Hotel Sordide 6.Tour Guide 7.Ballet Company with Audience Commentary 8.Miss Eira Heath: "Carnival" 9.Making a Commercial 10.The Old Fiddler 11.Benny's Bloopers 12.Tommy Tupper in Tupper-Time 13.Benny's Ballad: "Girls of the Sousa Bar" 14.Closing: Yakkety Sax

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1.Benovite 2.Opening and Ballad: "My Garden of Love" 3.The Hitch Hiker 4.Fred Scuttle: TV Audience Researcher 5.Rogue Nudist 6.Benny's Bloopers 7.The Ladybirds: "The Girl is in Love with You" 8.Benny's Ballad: "Golden Days" 9.Benny Quickie: One-Man Band Monk 10.Cotillion Dancing 11.The Birds and the Bees 12.The Sound of Frankenstein 13.Closing: Yakkety Sax

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1.Benny Quickie: Rubber Balloons 2.Benny's Ballad: Broken-Hearted Lover's Stew 3.Benny Quickie: The Unexpected Look 4.Fred Scuttle: Scuttle Tours 5."Grand Pappy Blueberry" and Benny's Ballad: "Rachel" 6.Benny Quickie: Bank Robbery 7.Benny's Bloopers 8.Trisha Noble: "I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane" 9.A Tribute to the Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade 10.Opportunity's Knocking 11.Closing: Yakkety Sax

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1. Benny Quickie: Very Well, M'Lady, 2. Benny's Ballad: "Flying South", 3. Shameful Moments of Sport, 4. Petticoat and Vine: "World of Love and Laughter", 5. Henry and Alice and Bob and Mary, 6. Benny's Bloopers, 7. Kiki Dee: "You Made Me So Very Happy", 8. Crime Does Not Pay, 9. Love Will Find A Way, 10. Top of the Tops, 11. Close: The Age Of Aquarius (not in the menu).

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1.Benny Quickie: Copy The Boss 2.Benny's Ballad: "Pretty Greek Girl" 3.Undercover Sanitary Inspector 4.Reverend Gray 5.Benny's Bloopers 6.Nanette: "Everybody's Singing, Like Now" 7.Learning All the Time! 8.Benny Quickie: Night George! 9.Uplift with Humphrey Bumphrey 10.Benny's Ballads: "Pepys' Diary" & "Lady Mary" 11.Closing: "Lady Mary" & Yakkety Sax

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1.Benny Quickie: Unfaithful Wife 2.Benny's Ballad: "The Egg Marketing Board Tango" 3.French For Starters 4.The Messenger 5.The Grass Is Greener 6.Supermarket Dance 7.Benny Reveals All... about television! 8.The Ladybirds: "Close To You" 9.Cinema: The Vintage Years 10.Benny's International Bloopers 11.The Westminister Funsters 12.Chow-Mein and Cookie in the Restaurant 13.Closing: Yakkety Sax

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1.Benny Quickie: Hotel Lift 2.Benny's Ballad: "The Beach at St. Tropez" 3.Benny's Bloopers 4.New England 1635 5.Chow-Mein: At Home with Henry McGee 6.St. John Bossom: Poet 7.Cruising on the S.S. Rumpo 8.The Ladybirds: "River Deep, Mountain High" 9.Fun in the Kitchen with Johnny & Cranny Faddock 10.The Movie Shakers: Mervyn Cruddy 11.Closing: Yakkety Sax

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1.Benny Quickie: Pub Bore 2.Benny's Ballad: "Gypsy Rock" 3.Fred Scuttle: Chief Drama Director and Dialogue Coach 4.The Dimpton Drinking Club 5.The Ladybirds: "Say A Little Prayer" 6.News At Ten with Reginald Boozenquet 7.The Great Pretender 8.Benny's International Bloopers 9.Closing: Yakkety Sax

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1.Bennie Quickie: Sweet Chess 2.Benny's Ballad: Oh, Zandoona 3.Fred Scuttle's Health Farm and Keep Fit Brigade 4.Fam and Fufan: A Poem by Folomon Faint John 5.Pierre De Tierre: Avant-Garde French Film Director 6.The Lonely Miss Fox 7.Silvia McNeil: I Don't Know... 8.Percy Thrower Interviews Amos Thripp - Head Gardener 9.Benny Quickies: Television Secrets 10.Chow-Mein at Customs and Integration 11.Benny's All-Star Finale 12.Closing: Department Store

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1.Benny Quickie: Undercover Nazis 2.Benny's Ballad: Wild, Wild Women 3.Nicholas Parsons Talks to the Children of St. Solomon's School 4.Trespassing at Lakeside Park 5.Medical Memory Lane 6.Air Travel and Benny's Duet: Those Days 7.Benny Quickies: Nemo the Fastest Quick Change Artist in the World 8.Television Director Fred Scuttle: Scuttlevision 9.Poor Prunella 10.Noel Coward's Little Things! 11.Meeting People: Chow-Mein Meets Nicholas Parsons 12.Benny's Ballad: Harvest of Love 13.Closing: Escaped Convict

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1.Benny Quickie: Slot Machines 2.Benny's Ballad: The Dustbins of Your Mind 3.Meeting People With Hugh Paddick 4.Benny's Ballad: Fad Eyed Fal 5.Woodstick 6.Autumn Fashion Parade 7.Berlin Youth Choir Recital 8.Closing: Washroom Chase

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1.Benny Quickie: Church Mission 2.Benny's Ballad: When I Was a Lad 3.Benny's Television Bloopers 4.Fred Scuttle: Striptease Cabaret 5.The Christmas Booze-Up 6.The Ladybirds: Don't Stop The Music 7.Benny's Advertising Bloopers 8.Yackanory 9.Benny's Ballad: Portable TV Set 10.An American in Britain and Benny's Ballad: The Common Market Square Dance 11.Closing: Peeping Trees / Army Camouflage Unit

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1.Benny Quickie: Dearst Heart Take I 2.Benny's Ballad: Carol 3.Fred Scuttle: Security Guard 4.Programme Planner 5.Benny Quickies: Television Secrets 6.The Orange Blossom Sound: What Am I Doing Hangin' 'Round 7.Chow-Mein: At Home With Henry McGee II 8.Jackie Wright's Holiday 9.Benny's Duet: Lover Come Back to Me 10.Closing: Scottish Adultery

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1.Benny Quickie: Beanz Meanz Beanz 2.Benny Accompanies Lee Gibson: Mad About You 3.Confrontation: Mervyn Cruddy Speaks Out 4.Reflection Ballet 5.Poetry Corner 6.The Deputy 7.Lee Gibson and John John Keefe: Happy Together 8.American Generation Gap 9.Benny Quickies: Advertising Bloopers 10.The Dalton Abbott Railway Porter Choir 11.Closing: Dept. Store to The Deputy Set

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1.Benny Quickie: Bad Cling 2.Benny's Ballad: News of the Family 3.Spot Black 4.Germany Calling 5.Fun at the Flicks 6.Berry Cornish: A Child's Question 7.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings 8.Los Zafiros 9.Phone In With Ludovic Kennedy and Humphrey Bumphrey 10.The Band in the Park: Continental Capers 11.Closing: Federales De Los Pueblos

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1.Benny Quickie: Batman! 2.Benny's Ballad: Dapper Dan the Lady Killer Man 3.Fred Scuttle's Channel Tunnel 4.Benny's Quickies: Indiscretions 5.The Great British Dancing Finals With Terry Wobegone 6.Anne Shelton: Galilee Song 7.Departure Lounge With Mervyn Cruddy 8.Benny Quickie: No Milk! 9.The Ladybirds: Broadway Melodies 10.Bo Peep: Nursery Rhyme Interpretations 11.Closing: Gay Park Chase

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1.Benny Quickie: Romantic Pipe-Smoker 2."Faith" by E.M. Barrister 3.Senor Benny Presents Diana Darvey and El Sidney: Sway 4.Spy Games 5.Benny Quickie: Three Beans on Toast! 6.Design: Second Love 7.Film Time: Director Sam Speiler 8.Benny Quickies: Courting 9.The Minstrel Boy 10.Mr. TV Times 11.Closing: TV Times Chase

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1.Benny Quickie: A Little Boy? 2.Benny's Musical Sermon: The Good Book 3.Benny's International Bloopers 4.Fred Scuttle: Scuttle Escorts 5.Benny Quickie: You Say Hawaii! 6.Match of the Week: Golden Goalies and Their Silver Saves 7.Judith Durham and the Hottest Band in Town: Strut Your Stuff 8.Coalpits 9.The Ladybirds: Yesterday Once More 10.Benny Quickie: Hooch 11.The Short and Unhappy Romance of Ted Tingle 12.Benny Quickie: Hooch II 13.Mexican Medley 14.Closing: Spanish Guitarist

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1.Benny Quickie: Escaped Irish Convicts 2.All-Time Favorites 3.Benny's Ballad: Beach of Waikiki 4.Gavin Blod: The Man His Music 5.Benny Quickie: Irish Unemployed 6.Lee Gibson: The Moment of Truth 7."Long, Dry Summer" by Tennessee Robbins 8.Newer Faces 9.Closing: Fruit Stand

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1.Benny Quickie: Mighty Deodorant for Men 2.Some More All-Time Favorites 3.Benny's Ballad: The Rose of El Paso 4.The Art of Rolf Harris 5.Fred Scuttle: Thames Television Producer 6.Benny Quickie: A Racing Cert? 7.Diana Darvey: It's Nice to Go Trav'lin 8.Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy: The Catch 9.Benny Quickie: It's Me! 10.Film Talk With King of the Kung Fu Cult, J. Arthur Mein 11.Midnight in Soho 12.Closing: Dimpton Health Sun Club

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1.Benny Quickie: Don't Jump! 2.Another Host of Your Favourite Stars! 3.Benny's Ballad: Lulubelle 4.Pearl Plain Shopping Centre 5.Is There Anything In It? Fred Scuttle: The Mind Reader 6.Benny Quickie: Just Raped! 7.Some Quickies on The Dance Floor 8.Jack Jill: Variations on a Theme 9.Benny's Mexican Cabaret 10.Benny Quickie: Dribble's Sights of London Tour 11.The New Vicar: A Monologue 12.Benny Quickies: Too Late! 13.Dilys Watling: That Ain't No Way to Treat A Lady 14.El Paso 15.Closing: Sports Day

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1.Benny Quickie: Your Own Food! 2.Guest Stars 3.Benny's Ballad: Jake 4.World Of Sport 5.Benny Jackie as Luke Tinker 6.Benny Quickie: Fly Spray? 7.Fatricia Feter: The Pinal Foem of Faul Pinch 8.Benny Quickie: A Limerick 9.Some More Quickies on The Dance Floor 10.Strangers in The Night 11.Benny Quickie: Bus Stop 12.Benny Introduces Love Machine 13.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings! 14.Transistor Radio 15.Closing: Bill Poster

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1.More Guest Stars 2.Benny Brenda Arnau: Native Song of Luana 3.Domestic Bliss! 4.Captain Fred Scuttle Space Ace 5.Henry McGee Cooks Chinese With Fanee Jonee Claddock 6.Brenda Arnau: Tell It Like It Is 7.Murder On The Oregon Express 8.The Lower Tidmarsh Fire Brigade Glee Singers 9.The Misadventures of Robin Hood 10.Closing: Benny's Snuff Box

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1.Benny's Ballad: So Many Girls 2.Humphrey Bumphrey: Continuity Announcer 3.Sale Of The Half Century 4.Getting To Know You 5.Eddie Buchanan Love Machine: Dancing In The Nude 6.Paul Eddington Asks: "Is There Anything In It?" 7.Benny Quickie: This Just Ain't Your Day 8.Biology With Bellamy 9.Supersonic 10.Closing: German Department Store

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