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The Best Episodes of The Benny Hill Show

Every episode of The Benny Hill Show ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Benny Hill Show!

The Benny Hill Show is a British comedy television show that starred Benny Hill and aired in various incarnations between 15 January 1955 and 30...
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Best Episodes Summary

"The Hot Shoe Show" is the best rated episode of "The Benny Hill Show". It scored 8.2/10 based on 72 votes. Directed by Dennis Kirkland and written by N/A, it aired on 4/25/1984. This episode scored 0.3 points higher than the second highest rated, "The B-Team".

  • The Hot Shoe Show
    8.2/1072 votes
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    #1 - The Hot Shoe Show

    Season 15 Episode 2 - Aired 4/25/1984

    1.Benny Quickies: Man Inspired! 2.Benny's Ballad: The League of Helping Hands 3.Benny Quickie: Bedside Manner! / Benny Quickie: Just Married 4.The Vagabond 5.Benny Quickies: Man Inspired 2! 6.Hill's Angel Aerobatics 7.The Human Body 8.Benny Quickie: Bedside Manner 2! 9.The Boys are Back in Town! 10.Benny Quickie: Chicken and the Egg 11.Benny Quickies: Keep It Up! 12.The Hot Shoe Show 13.Two Minutes Under 14.St. John Thomas Hospital Opening 15.Hospital Chase

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • The B-Team
    7.9/1056 votes
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    #2 - The B-Team

    Season 16 Episode 1 - Aired 1/2/1985

    1.Benny Quickie: Two Saxophones! 2.Benny Quickies: Telly Antics 3.School Teacher: Homework Howlers and a History Lesson 4.Brand Names 5.Benny Quickies: Cheeky Girls 6.Sauce at Benito's 7.The B-Team 8.B-Team Chase

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • WonderGran Meets Dr Jackal and Mr Hide
    7.7/1049 votes
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    #3 - WonderGran Meets Dr Jackal and Mr Hide

    Season 12 Episode 1 - Aired 1/7/1981

    1.Benny Quickie: Five Minutes! 2.Benny's Ballad: Maria 3.The Loser 4.Michael Caine: Not A Lot Of People Know That 5.Circus Clown 6.Benny Quickie: Bust Or Bus! 7.Meeting People With Henry McGee: Gaston Le Clerc 8.Runaway with Hill's Angels 9.Benny Quickies: Disappointments 10.Wondergran Meets Dr. Jackal & Mr. Hyde 11.Close: Wondergran Chase

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • The European Song Contest
    7.6/10110 votes
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    #4 - The European Song Contest

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 11/19/1969

    1. Benny Quickie: Ye Olde Wishing Well 2. Opening and Ballad: "Anna-Marie" 3. Benny's Bloopers 4. Sound Delay Interview 5. The Ladybirds: "Your Secret Love" 6. The Russian Zone 7. Lower Tidmarsh Hospital Service 8. Mrs. Fripp: ITV's Most Loyal Viewer 9. European Song Contest 10. Closing: The Age Of Aquarius

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Police Raid in Waterloo Station
    7.6/1055 votes
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    #5 - The Police Raid in Waterloo Station

    Season 10 Episode 3 - Aired 4/25/1979

    1.Musical Favorites, 2.Benny's Ballad: Maria, 3.Benny Commercial Quickies, 4.Fred Scuttle at The International Television Festival, 5.Carmen, 6.O'Jack, 7.In London Tonight, 8.Pan's People: Love For Sale, 9.Yield To The Dawn, 10.Cheapo Films Presents: The Police Raid In Waterloo Station, 11.Benny Quickie: Doctor, Doctor, 12.Benny's Monologue: Wild Jack McGraw, 13.The Race, 14.Close: The Race Chase.

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • Butch Cafferty and the Fundance Kid
    7.6/1055 votes
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    #6 - Butch Cafferty and the Fundance Kid

    Season 11 Episode 2 - Aired 3/5/1980

    1.Thames Logo 2.A Host Of Your Favorite Stars 3.Benny's Ballad: Johnnie Boy 4.Art Gallery Munchies 5.Chow Mein's Industrial Tribunal 6.Hill's Angels in Madame Louise Summer Collection 7.The Medieval Jester 8.The Fudpuckers 9.Butch Cafferty & The Fundance Kid 10.Hill's Angels Climax

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • Name that Tune
    7.6/1049 votes
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    #7 - Name that Tune

    Season 11 Episode 3 - Aired 4/16/1980

    1.Benny's Ballad: Love 2.Fred Scuttle's Happy Holiday 3.Benny's International Television: T.V. Romania Te Rose 4.Station 007 New York Presents '1994' 5.Women's Lib Television 6.Name That Tune? 7.Hill's Angels in New York, New York 8.Benny Quickies 9.The Three Musketeers 10.Close: Three Musketeers Chase

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • Holiday
    7.6/1049 votes
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    #8 - Holiday

    Season 14 Episode 2 - Aired 3/16/1983

    1.Benny Quickies: Personnel 2.Benny's Ballad: The Gay Caballero 3.Benny Quickies: Personnel Again 4.Holiday 5.Benny Quickie: Reading in Bed 6.Sit up Listen 7.Hill's Angels: Wild, Wild West 8.Benny Quickies: Safe Crackers/The Complete Angler 9.A Clown in Town 10.Crown Court 11.The Toughest Bloke in the Pub 12.Saucy Boy! 13.Go Kart Chase

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • Tales of the Unexpected
    7.6/1051 votes
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    #9 - Tales of the Unexpected

    Season 19 Episode 3 - Aired 5/1/1989

    1.Benny Quickies: a. Where Is Granny Now? b. Peeping Tom c. Sex Life Of A Tiger d. Eye Of The Beholder e. Pepys's Diary 2.Benny Quickies: Getting Away With It a. Can You Lend Me $5 b. The Morgue c. The Window Cleaner 3.The Good Guys 4.Marriage Guidance 5.Benny Hill: A Single Life 6.Hill's Angels: TV Shows Titles 7.Tales of The Unexpected 8.Hill's Angels: Happy Days 9.The Bill 10.Boon 11.Benny Quickie: You're Next! 12.School Master 13.Hill's Little Angels: Gone Fishing 14.Closing Chase

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • Tommy Tupper in Tupper-Time
    7.5/1080 votes
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    #10 - Tommy Tupper in Tupper-Time

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/4/1970

    1.Benny Quickie: Black Moor 2.Opening and Ballad: "Colleen" 3.Naked Audition 4.Luis Alberto del Parana and Los Paraguayos 5.Hotel Sordide 6.Tour Guide 7.Ballet Company with Audience Commentary 8.Miss Eira Heath: "Carnival" 9.Making a Commercial 10.The Old Fiddler 11.Benny's Bloopers 12.Tommy Tupper in Tupper-Time 13.Benny's Ballad: "Girls of the Sousa Bar" 14.Closing: Yakkety Sax

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Friday Night Fever
    7.5/1048 votes
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    #11 - Friday Night Fever

    Season 10 Episode 1 - Aired 12/26/1978

    1.A Host Of Your Favorite Stars 2.Benny's Ballad: Coconut Milk 3.Man vs. Machine with Fred Scuttle 4.Grand Wheelchair Rally 5.Telephone Exchange 6.Holiday Time 7.Felicity Buirski: The Clock 8.Benny Quickie: Fire! 9.More Benny Quickies 10.Benny's Ballad: Go 'Round Again 11.Friday Night Fever 12.Crime Doesn't Pay 13.Close: Police Chase

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Monte Carbolic Show
    7.5/1046 votes
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    #12 - The Monte Carbolic Show

    Season 13 Episode 1 - Aired 1/6/1982

    1.Benny Quickie: My Kitty! 2.Benny's Ballad: Paradise Island 3.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings 4.Schoolteacher 5.Hill's Angels: Hotel Splendide 6.Benny Quickie: Risky 7.Cleaning Up Dimpton 8.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings II 9.The Monte Carbolic Show 10.Closing: The Park 11.Park Chase

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • The Crook Report
    7.5/1049 votes
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    #13 - The Crook Report

    Season 19 Episode 1 - Aired 2/8/1989

    1.Benny Quickies: Indiscretions a. The Ceiling b. Compulsive Liar c. You Carry The Baby d. "92" 2.Benny's Ballad: Cockney Girls and Rustic Lasses 3.Hill's Little Angels: The Birthday Party 4.Fred Scuttle: The Daily Scuttle 5.Benny Quickie: Bad Memory! 6.Hills Angels: Sport 7.The After Dinner Speech Dinner 8.Benny Quickie: Sick As a Dog a. Rover Bit Your Mother b. Expecting 9.The Crook Report 10.Closing Chase

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • The Sound of Frankenstein
    7.4/1076 votes
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    #14 - The Sound of Frankenstein

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 3/11/1970

    1.Benovite 2.Opening and Ballad: "My Garden of Love" 3.The Hitch Hiker 4.Fred Scuttle: TV Audience Researcher 5.Rogue Nudist 6.Benny's Bloopers 7.The Ladybirds: "The Girl is in Love with You" 8.Benny's Ballad: "Golden Days" 9.Benny Quickie: One-Man Band Monk 10.Cotillion Dancing 11.The Birds and the Bees 12.The Sound of Frankenstein 13.Closing: Yakkety Sax

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Bionic Baby
    7.4/1056 votes
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    #15 - The Bionic Baby

    Season 8 Episode 1 - Aired 1/26/1977

    1.Benny's Ballad: Bianca Malone 2.The Sum Awards 3.Benny's Commercial Bloopers 4.Continental Cabaret with Diana Darvey 5.Pets: A Poem by Pam Ayres 6.Nor Iron Bars A Cage...! 7.Peter Seymour: New Political Correspondent 8.Reflections: Your Love Lifts Me Higher 9.Bionic Baby 10.Closing: Jackie Wright Goes Body-Building

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Women's Lib Television
    7.4/1052 votes
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    #16 - Women's Lib Television

    Season 11 Episode 1 - Aired 2/6/1980

    1.Benny Quickie: Other Men 2.The Scarlet Pimple 3.Hollywood Grates: Chubby Dodds 4.Hill's Angels' Grand Gala 5.Benny Quickie: Milk Round 6.Women's Lib Television, Part 1: Sale Of The Century 7.Women's Lib Television, Part 2: Sports 8.Women's Lib Television, Part 3: Charlene's Angels 9.Close: Charlene's Angels Chase

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • Is This Your Life?
    7.3/1081 votes
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    #17 - Is This Your Life?

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 12/25/1969

    1. Benny Quickie: Fishing 2. Opening and Ballad: "Juanita Bonita Delores" 3. Holiday Sports Spectacular 4. Benny Quickie: Peeping Ben 5. The Ladybirds: "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" 6. The Short Happy Life of Maurice Dribble 7. Benny's Bloopers 8. Miss Eira Heath: "Wedding Cake" 9. Is This Your Life? 10. Closing: The Age Of Aquarius

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Big Poppa
    7.3/1046 votes
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    #18 - Big Poppa

    Season 12 Episode 3 - Aired 3/25/1981

    1.Benny Quickie: Religious Football 2.Benny's Ballad: The Lovely Girls From Crete 3.Benny Quickies: Whatever The Weather! 4.The Georgian Dancers 5.Friends To Tea with Henry McGee 6.Big Poppa 7.News At Ten 8.Remote Control Hill's Angels 9.Man Wanted 10.Close: Man Wanted Chase

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • The Little Dimpton Street Party
    7.3/1050 votes
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    #19 - The Little Dimpton Street Party

    Season 13 Episode 2 - Aired 2/10/1982

    1.Benny Quickie: The Early Bird! 2.Benny's Ballad: Unlucky Luke 3.Benny Quickie: Girl Power! 4.Learning All the Time! 5.Benny Quickie: Get Some Glasses Ref! 6.Talking Point 7.The Little Dimpton Street Party 8.Benny Quickie: Winning on the Pools 9.Ambrosia the Scots Schoolgirl 10.Benny Quickie: Girl Power 2! 11.The Video Machine 12.Benny Quickie: Caught! 13.In the Wrong Place 14.Mimed Striptease 15.Benny Quickie: Shopping List 16.Cops and Robbers 17.Cops and Robbers Chase

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • The Halitosis Kid
    7.3/1043 votes
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    #20 - The Halitosis Kid

    Season 18 Episode 1 - Aired 1/13/1988

    1.Benny Quickies: Married Life 2.Brooklyn Benny 3.The Halitosis Kid 4.Celebrity Menu 5.Hill's Angels: A Night on the Tiles 6.Hill's Little Angels: Outdoor Games 7.Benny Quickies: State the Obvious! 8.National Smile Week 9.Closing Chase

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • Holding Out for a Hero
    7.3/1046 votes
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    #21 - Holding Out for a Hero

    Season 19 Episode 2 - Aired 4/5/1989

    1.Benny Quickies: Frank Talking! 2.Scuttle's Circus 3.Benny's Ballad: Anna Marie 4.Benny Quickies: Frank Talking II 5.Heroes Through the Ages 6.Misunderstandings 7.Chow Mein: Home Catering 8.Hill's Angels: Photocall 9.Misunderstandings II 10.Jungle Antics 11.Closing Chase

    Director: Dennis Kirkland

    Writer: N/A

  • The Underworld Water of Jacques Custard
    7.2/1067 votes
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    #22 - The Underworld Water of Jacques Custard

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 10/28/1970

    1.Benny Quickie: Park Bench 2.Benny's Ballad: "Suitcase on the Train" 3.Benny Quickies: Comic Look No.7 4.Boutique Mask Dance 5.Los Zafiros 6.The Bill Stickers 7.Benny Quickie: British Arms 8.Benny's Bloopers 9.Fred Scuttle: Mr. Show Business 10.The Underworld Water of Jacques Custard 11. Wind Of Change 12.Two's Company: "September Song" 13.Chow-Mein: East Meets West 14.Ted 14.Benny's Ballad: "Jose's Cantina" 15.Closing: Yakkety Sax

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Dalton Abbott Railway Choir
    7.2/1051 votes
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    #23 - The Dalton Abbott Railway Choir

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 3/29/1973

    1.Benny Quickie: Beanz Meanz Beanz 2.Benny Accompanies Lee Gibson: Mad About You 3.Confrontation: Mervyn Cruddy Speaks Out 4.Reflection Ballet 5.Poetry Corner 6.The Deputy 7.Lee Gibson and John John Keefe: Happy Together 8.American Generation Gap 9.Benny Quickies: Advertising Bloopers 10.The Dalton Abbott Railway Porter Choir 11.Closing: Dept. Store to The Deputy Set

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy
    7.2/1053 votes
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    #24 - Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy

    Season 6 Episode 3 - Aired 9/24/1975

    1. A Host Of Your Favorite Stars, a. Lance 'Juggler' Vane & Cherry. b. Lana and her performing men, 2. Benny Quickie: Irish Milkman, 3. The Dream Makers: Clyde Jarrow, "That Family", 4. Eddie Buchanan 'Going Nowhere', 5. There's Somethin' 'Bout You Baby I Like, 6. Benny the Boxer 1, 6. Benny Quickies: Professional Men, a. Flu injections, b. Bus stop umbrellas, c. Benny the boxer 2, 7. The Stamp Collector, 8. The Golden Shot - Part 1, 9. The Golden Shot - Part 2, The record shop, Benny the boxer 3, 10. Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy, Old Grey Whistle Tester, 11. Closing: Safari park, Benny the boxer 4

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Villain of the Year
    7.2/1050 votes
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    #25 - Villain of the Year

    Season 8 Episode 2 - Aired 2/23/1977

    1.Eskimo Nell: A Monologue 2.Benny Quickie: Candid Camera 3.Villain Of The Year 4.Zipper Martin: Quick Change Artist 5.The Reluctant Bridegroom 6.Love Machine: Think of the Boys 7.Victorian Scandals 8.Love Machine and The Flash! 9.Double Date 10.Scouts Guides Annual Fete 11.Closing: Scouts Guides

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A