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The Best Episodes of The Benny Hill Show

Every episode of The Benny Hill Show ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Benny Hill Show!

The Best Episodes of The Benny Hill Show

The Benny Hill Show is a British comedy television show that starred Benny Hill and aired in various incarnations between 15 January 1955 and 30...
  1. Background image for The Hot Shoe Show
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - The Hot Shoe Show

    S15:E2

    1.Benny Quickies: Man Inspired! 2.Benny's Ballad: The League of Helping Hands 3.Benny Quickie: Bedside Manner! / Benny Quickie: Just Married 4.The Vagabond 5.Benny Quickies: Man Inspired 2! 6.Hill's Angel Aerobatics 7.The Human Body 8.Benny Quickie: Bedside Manner 2! 9.The Boys are Back in Town! 10.Benny Quickie: Chicken and the Egg 11.Benny Quickies: Keep It Up! 12.The Hot Shoe Show 13.Two Minutes Under 14.St. John Thomas Hospital Opening 15.Hospital Chase

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  2. Background image for The European Song Contest
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - The European Song Contest

    S1:E1

    1. Benny Quickie: Ye Olde Wishing Well 2. Opening and Ballad: "Anna-Marie" 3. Benny's Bloopers 4. Sound Delay Interview 5. The Ladybirds: "Your Secret Love" 6. The Russian Zone 7. Lower Tidmarsh Hospital Service 8. Mrs. Fripp: ITV's Most Loyal Viewer 9. European Song Contest 10. Closing: The Age Of Aquarius

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  3. Background image for Leprechaun TV: Opening Night
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Leprechaun TV: Opening Night

    S10:E2

    1.Benny Quickie: Little Angel, 2.Benny's Ballad: Benny's Place, 3.Benny Quickie: Georgie Pest, 4.The National Health, 5.Leprechaun T.V., 6.Benny Quickie: Cosmetic Surgery, 7.Benny's Monologue: No Place Like Rome, 8.A Marriage Of Convenience, 9.Naughty Bits! ("Hot Gossamer"), 10.Benny Quickie: Noise Abatement Society Annual Dinner, 11.A Poem: Faith, Hope & Charity, 12.Benny Quickie: Dentists Annual Dinner, 13.Geraldine: Casablanca, 14.Benny Quickie: Flog it!, 15.Wondergran Meets Dracula, 16.Close: Wondergran Chase.

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  4. Background image for The Little Dimpton Street Party
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - The Little Dimpton Street Party

    S13:E2

    1.Benny Quickie: The Early Bird! 2.Benny's Ballad: Unlucky Luke 3.Benny Quickie: Girl Power! 4.Learning All the Time! 5.Benny Quickie: Get Some Glasses Ref! 6.Talking Point 7.The Little Dimpton Street Party 8.Benny Quickie: Winning on the Pools 9.Ambrosia the Scots Schoolgirl 10.Benny Quickie: Girl Power 2! 11.The Video Machine 12.Benny Quickie: Caught! 13.In the Wrong Place 14.Mimed Striptease 15.Benny Quickie: Shopping List 16.Cops and Robbers 17.Cops and Robbers Chase

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  5. Background image for Scuttlevision
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - Scuttlevision

    S15:E1

    1.Benny Quickies: Confusion 2.Benny's Ballad: Home for the Summer 3.Scuttlevision 4.The Drunk 5.Stupid Cupid 6.Club Bizarre 7.Fingers McNee: Bank Robber 8.Benny Quickies: Close Down and Fall Down! 9.On the Beach 10.Beach Chase

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  6. Background image for The Underworld Water of Jacques Custard
    8.5/10(2 votes)

    #6 - The Underworld Water of Jacques Custard

    S2:E1

    1.Benny Quickie: Park Bench 2.Benny's Ballad: "Suitcase on the Train" 3.Benny Quickies: Comic Look No.7 4.Boutique Mask Dance 5.Los Zafiros 6.The Bill Stickers 7.Benny Quickie: British Arms 8.Benny's Bloopers 9.Fred Scuttle: Mr. Show Business 10.The Underworld Water of Jacques Custard 11. Wind Of Change 12.Two's Company: "September Song" 13.Chow-Mein: East Meets West 14.Ted 14.Benny's Ballad: "Jose's Cantina" 15.Closing: Yakkety Sax

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  8. Background image for Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy

    S6:E3

    1. A Host Of Your Favorite Stars, a. Lance 'Juggler' Vane & Cherry. b. Lana and her performing men, 2. Benny Quickie: Irish Milkman, 3. The Dream Makers: Clyde Jarrow, "That Family", 4. Eddie Buchanan 'Going Nowhere', 5. There's Somethin' 'Bout You Baby I Like, 6. Benny the Boxer 1, 6. Benny Quickies: Professional Men, a. Flu injections, b. Bus stop umbrellas, c. Benny the boxer 2, 7. The Stamp Collector, 8. The Golden Shot - Part 1, 9. The Golden Shot - Part 2, The record shop, Benny the boxer 3, 10. Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy, Old Grey Whistle Tester, 11. Closing: Safari park, Benny the boxer 4

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  9. Background image for The Monte Carbolic Show
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - The Monte Carbolic Show

    S13:E1

    1.Benny Quickie: My Kitty! 2.Benny's Ballad: Paradise Island 3.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings 4.Schoolteacher 5.Hill's Angels: Hotel Splendide 6.Benny Quickie: Risky 7.Cleaning Up Dimpton 8.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings II 9.The Monte Carbolic Show 10.Closing: The Park 11.Park Chase

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  10. Background image for Superteech
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #9 - Superteech

    S14:E1

    1.Benny Quickies: Girls Uncovered! 2.Benny's Ballad: The Lifeguard 3.Benny Quickies: Mummies! 4.Me and My Shadow 5.Friends to Tead With Henry McGee: Chow Mein 6.Benny Quickie: Deadpan Humour 7.Television Censors 8.Hill's Angels: Cruise Liner 9.Benny Quickies 10.Superteech 11.Superteech Chase

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  11. Background image for The B-Team
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - The B-Team

    S16:E1

    1.Benny Quickie: Two Saxophones! 2.Benny Quickies: Telly Antics 3.School Teacher: Homework Howlers and a History Lesson 4.Brand Names 5.Benny Quickies: Cheeky Girls 6.Sauce at Benito's 7.The B-Team 8.B-Team Chase

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    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - Holiday

    S14:E2

    1.Benny Quickies: Personnel 2.Benny's Ballad: The Gay Caballero 3.Benny Quickies: Personnel Again 4.Holiday 5.Benny Quickie: Reading in Bed 6.Sit up Listen 7.Hill's Angels: Wild, Wild West 8.Benny Quickies: Safe Crackers/The Complete Angler 9.A Clown in Town 10.Crown Court 11.The Toughest Bloke in the Pub 12.Saucy Boy! 13.Go Kart Chase

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    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - For Ever Love

    S16:E2

    1.Benny Quickie: Just Married 2.Benny's Ballad: What a World 3.Bill Posters 4.Benny Quickies: A Big Hand!/Flowers/Sleeping Pills 5.For Ever Love 6.School Mistress: Female for Male 7.Hill's Angels: Oddball's Club Cabaret 8.Fred Scuttle: In Dependent Cinema 9.Hullo Sailor 10.Close: Rocket Launch

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    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - Carmen

    S16:E3

    1.Benny Quickies: Cheeky Birds! 2.Benny's Ballad: Costa Coco 3.The Weather Hut 4.Benny Quickie: Religious Intervention 5.The Lover 6.Benny Quickie: Jury Service 7.Carmen 8.Benny Quickie: Cheeky Birds 2! 9.Dibbles Health Farm 10.Health Farm Chase

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  15. Background image for Is This Your Life?
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    #14 - Is This Your Life?

    S1:E2

    1. Benny Quickie: Fishing 2. Opening and Ballad: "Juanita Bonita Delores" 3. Holiday Sports Spectacular 4. Benny Quickie: Peeping Ben 5. The Ladybirds: "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" 6. The Short Happy Life of Maurice Dribble 7. Benny's Bloopers 8. Miss Eira Heath: "Wedding Cake" 9. Is This Your Life? 10. Closing: The Age Of Aquarius

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  16. Background image for Tommy Tupper in Tupper-Time
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    #15 - Tommy Tupper in Tupper-Time

    S1:E3

    1.Benny Quickie: Black Moor 2.Opening and Ballad: "Colleen" 3.Naked Audition 4.Luis Alberto del Parana and Los Paraguayos 5.Hotel Sordide 6.Tour Guide 7.Ballet Company with Audience Commentary 8.Miss Eira Heath: "Carnival" 9.Making a Commercial 10.The Old Fiddler 11.Benny's Bloopers 12.Tommy Tupper in Tupper-Time 13.Benny's Ballad: "Girls of the Sousa Bar" 14.Closing: Yakkety Sax

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  17. Background image for The Sound of Frankenstein
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    #16 - The Sound of Frankenstein

    S1:E4

    1.Benovite 2.Opening and Ballad: "My Garden of Love" 3.The Hitch Hiker 4.Fred Scuttle: TV Audience Researcher 5.Rogue Nudist 6.Benny's Bloopers 7.The Ladybirds: "The Girl is in Love with You" 8.Benny's Ballad: "Golden Days" 9.Benny Quickie: One-Man Band Monk 10.Cotillion Dancing 11.The Birds and the Bees 12.The Sound of Frankenstein 13.Closing: Yakkety Sax

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  18. Background image for Opportunity's Knocking
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    #17 - Opportunity's Knocking

    S2:E2

    1.Benny Quickie: Rubber Balloons 2.Benny's Ballad: Broken-Hearted Lover's Stew 3.Benny Quickie: The Unexpected Look 4.Fred Scuttle: Scuttle Tours 5."Grand Pappy Blueberry" and Benny's Ballad: "Rachel" 6.Benny Quickie: Bank Robbery 7.Benny's Bloopers 8.Trisha Noble: "I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane" 9.A Tribute to the Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade 10.Opportunity's Knocking 11.Closing: Yakkety Sax

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  19. Background image for Top of the Tops
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    #18 - Top of the Tops

    S2:E3

    1. Benny Quickie: Very Well, M'Lady, 2. Benny's Ballad: "Flying South", 3. Shameful Moments of Sport, 4. Petticoat and Vine: "World of Love and Laughter", 5. Henry and Alice and Bob and Mary, 6. Benny's Bloopers, 7. Kiki Dee: "You Made Me So Very Happy", 8. Crime Does Not Pay, 9. Love Will Find A Way, 10. Top of the Tops, 11. Close: The Age Of Aquarius (not in the menu).

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  20. Background image for Undercover Sanitary Inspector
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    #19 - Undercover Sanitary Inspector

    S2:E4

    1.Benny Quickie: Copy The Boss 2.Benny's Ballad: "Pretty Greek Girl" 3.Undercover Sanitary Inspector 4.Reverend Gray 5.Benny's Bloopers 6.Nanette: "Everybody's Singing, Like Now" 7.Learning All the Time! 8.Benny Quickie: Night George! 9.Uplift with Humphrey Bumphrey 10.Benny's Ballads: "Pepys' Diary" & "Lady Mary" 11.Closing: "Lady Mary" & Yakkety Sax

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  21. Background image for Cinema: The Vintage Years
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    #20 - Cinema: The Vintage Years

    S2:E5

    1.Benny Quickie: Unfaithful Wife 2.Benny's Ballad: "The Egg Marketing Board Tango" 3.French For Starters 4.The Messenger 5.The Grass Is Greener 6.Supermarket Dance 7.Benny Reveals All... about television! 8.The Ladybirds: "Close To You" 9.Cinema: The Vintage Years 10.Benny's International Bloopers 11.The Westminister Funsters 12.Chow-Mein and Cookie in the Restaurant 13.Closing: Yakkety Sax

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  22. Background image for Fun in the Kitchen with Johnny and Cranny Faddock
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    #21 - Fun in the Kitchen with Johnny and Cranny Faddock

    S3:E1

    1.Benny Quickie: Hotel Lift 2.Benny's Ballad: "The Beach at St. Tropez" 3.Benny's Bloopers 4.New England 1635 5.Chow-Mein: At Home with Henry McGee 6.St. John Bossom: Poet 7.Cruising on the S.S. Rumpo 8.The Ladybirds: "River Deep, Mountain High" 9.Fun in the Kitchen with Johnny & Cranny Faddock 10.The Movie Shakers: Mervyn Cruddy 11.Closing: Yakkety Sax

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  23. Background image for News at Ten with Reginald Boozenquet
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    #22 - News at Ten with Reginald Boozenquet

    S3:E2

    1.Benny Quickie: Pub Bore 2.Benny's Ballad: "Gypsy Rock" 3.Fred Scuttle: Chief Drama Director and Dialogue Coach 4.The Dimpton Drinking Club 5.The Ladybirds: "Say A Little Prayer" 6.News At Ten with Reginald Boozenquet 7.The Great Pretender 8.Benny's International Bloopers 9.Closing: Yakkety Sax

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    #23 - Chow-Mein at Customs and Integration

    S3:E3

    1.Bennie Quickie: Sweet Chess 2.Benny's Ballad: Oh, Zandoona 3.Fred Scuttle's Health Farm and Keep Fit Brigade 4.Fam and Fufan: A Poem by Folomon Faint John 5.Pierre De Tierre: Avant-Garde French Film Director 6.The Lonely Miss Fox 7.Silvia McNeil: I Don't Know... 8.Percy Thrower Interviews Amos Thripp - Head Gardener 9.Benny Quickies: Television Secrets 10.Chow-Mein at Customs and Integration 11.Benny's All-Star Finale 12.Closing: Department Store

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  25. Background image for Down Memory Lane
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    #24 - Down Memory Lane

    S3:E4

    1.Benny Quickie: Undercover Nazis 2.Benny's Ballad: Wild, Wild Women 3.Nicholas Parsons Talks to the Children of St. Solomon's School 4.Trespassing at Lakeside Park 5.Medical Memory Lane 6.Air Travel and Benny's Duet: Those Days 7.Benny Quickies: Nemo the Fastest Quick Change Artist in the World 8.Television Director Fred Scuttle: Scuttlevision 9.Poor Prunella 10.Noel Coward's Little Things! 11.Meeting People: Chow-Mein Meets Nicholas Parsons 12.Benny's Ballad: Harvest of Love 13.Closing: Escaped Convict

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    #25 - Woodstick

    S4:E1

    1.Benny Quickie: Slot Machines 2.Benny's Ballad: The Dustbins of Your Mind 3.Meeting People With Hugh Paddick 4.Benny's Ballad: Fad Eyed Fal 5.Woodstick 6.Autumn Fashion Parade 7.Berlin Youth Choir Recital 8.Closing: Washroom Chase

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Best Episodes Summary

"The Hot Shoe Show" is the best rated episode of "The Benny Hill Show". It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Dennis Kirkland and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/25/1984. This episode scored 1.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "The European Song Contest".