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The Best Episodes of The Brittas Empire Season 3

Every episode of The Brittas Empire Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Brittas Empire Season 3!

The Brittas Empire is a British sitcom created and originally written by Andrew Norriss and Richard Fegen. Chris Barrie plays Gordon Brittas, the well-meaning but incompetent manager of Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre. The show ran

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    The Brittas Empire Season 3 Episode 1 - The Trial
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    #1 - The Trial

    S3:E1

    One of Gordon's enemies is coating random items with glue, and shady characters repeatedly appear in the centre. This leads to a massacre of several Bolivian drug dealers in the squash courts, the felling of several OAPs, and Gordon facing trial for drug running and multiple murders. Could Gordon's influence upon one of the criminals be enough to save his own skin?

    Director:Mike Stephens
    Writers:Andrew Norriss, Richard Fegen

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  2. The Brittas Empire Season 3 Episode 2 - That Creeping Feeling
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    #2 - That Creeping Feeling

    S3:E2

    Offended by Gordon's "individual figure and fitness targets", the staff refuse to speak to him; his diplomatic response is to bring in a psychiatrist to check staff anxiety levels. The psychiatrist tells Gordon that he is the cause of his staff's stress. A deadly tropical spider bites Colin and Gordon sucks out the poison. Considering where the bite was, the staff can't fail having a new-found respect.

    Director:Mike Stephens
    Writers:Andrew Norriss, Richard Fegen

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  3. The Brittas Empire Season 3 Episode 3 - Laura's Leaving
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    #3 - Laura's Leaving

    S3:E3

    Laura has an interview for manager of a leisure centre in London. Helen is worried that without Laura, she'll be unable to cope. Gordon is busy because people from Church are going the do a baptism session. A customer is trying to get a cup of coffee but has a problem every time. A concussed Colin is sent to adjust the heating in the pool, leading to the electrocution of church members performing baptisms. Havoc escalates, including Carole getting fired. Will serenity prevail when Laura decides to return?

    Director:Mike Stephens
    Writers:Andrew Norriss, Richard Fegen

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  4. The Brittas Empire Season 3 Episode 4 - Two Little Boys
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    #4 - Two Little Boys

    S3:E4

    Gordon's brother, Reverend Horatio Brittas, visits for the centre's anniversary celebrations, and 36 staff from a Guildford leisure centre visit for their annual staff outing, intent upon making Gordon the focus of their amusement. The oil tank is leaking so Colin decides to store the oil in the weights room. What could go wrong?

    Director:Mike Stephens
    Writers:Andrew Norriss, Richard Fegen

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  5. The Brittas Empire Season 3 Episode 5 - Sex, Lies and Red Tape
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    #5 - Sex, Lies and Red Tape

    S3:E5

    Laura's estranged husband, Michael T. Farrell, arrives at the centre two and a half years after the couple split up. He wants her to have his child, because being a father is a condition of his inheriting his family's fortune. Gordon is unhappy and endeavours to get rid of him, despite being on a sponsored silence. He is horrified to learn that Helen is about to be charged with shoplifting and that she had been convicted of the same crime several times before she met him. The staff are interested in the draft of a novel that Carole has written.

    Director:Mike Stephens
    Writers:Andrew Norriss, Richard Fegen

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  6. The Brittas Empire Season 3 Episode 6 - The Stuff of Dreams
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    #6 - The Stuff of Dreams

    S3:E6

    Troubled by dreams about his own mortality and the future of "The Dream", Gordon is pushing age awareness and disguises himself as an elderly man as an experiment. The result is a fight in reception, during which Gordon breaks a pensioner's glasses. Helen, pregnant with twins, goes into labour early and needs to be rushed to hospital. She wanted Laura to drive her but Gordon is behind the wheel. After the man whom Gordon fought accidentally drives into Gordon's car at low speed, medical students come to Helen's aid in Whitbury High Street.

    Director:Mike Stephens
    Writers:Andrew Norriss, Richard Fegen

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"The Trial" is the best rated episode of "The Brittas Empire" season 3. It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Mike Stephens and written by Andrew Norriss, Richard Fegen, it aired on 1/7/1993. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "That Creeping Feeling".