Mark hooks up with ventriloquist Shari, but takes a liking to her dummy Mallory. Out of revenge for allory’s wisecracks, Sam steals Mallory with intent to dispose of her. Woody’s undisputed prowess with the ladies is threatened by a videogame vixen.

Mark dates Amelia, a were-wolf who just wants to be accepted.Sam tries dating a single Dad, who’s child is the a devil.

Mark hits it off with Bonnie just before she robs a bank, making him her accomplice. Sam meets the mysterious street illusionist Archangel who briefly impresses her with his mystical abilities.

Mark is promised the best sex of his life in exchange for a kidney to save his date’s dying brother. He and the boys travel to the Philippines in search of a replacement organ. Sam impersonates a doctor when attracted to a physician at the hospital.

Bottom augmentation; V.J. gets a gut-reduction; Mark needs to retrieve one-of-a-kind jeans.

Mark works on an ad campaign for an eccentric billionaire, who takes the gang on a submarine.

Mark's boss falls for Sam; Woody is treated like a piece of meat.

Mark’s new girlfriend Brie invites the gang to her parent’s cottage for the weekend. Mark is hunted by Brie’s father while V.J. and Woody attempt to get lucky with the ladies at an all-female retreat across the lake.

V.J. falls for Lily and becomes involved in illegal fish fighting to win her from her gangster boyfriend. To impress Jeanie, Mark lies about knowing a famous singer. Now he must convince Sam, a dead-ringer for the celebrity, to impersonate the badmouthed rocker.

Mark is emasculated when artist Frieda sculpts him with a reduced manhood. Woody gets a tattoo on his face to impress a woman. Sam dates a painter with no arms, but ends up not feeling sorry for him at all.

A drunken Woody and V.J. are abandoned at a reenactment pioneer village but think they have traveled back in time. Mark and Sam date police officers Valerie and Vince, a crime fighting duo with reality issues.

Mark meets gold-digging Diana who mistakes him for a rich yachtsman and steals a boat to impress her. Woody starts a Monday-Night pillow fighting league at Hotel Ego.

When porn-star Cherry Sundae comes to town and takes a liking to Mark he thinks he’s in for the ride of his life. At a porn industry convention, V.J.’s manhood is ‘discovered’ and becomes the model for sex-toys.

V.J. totals Mark’s car so they enter a competition to win a new one. Woody pretends he has a twin brother in order to date twin sisters! Sam runs interference in Woody’s scheme.

After spending the night with Mark, local weathergirl Connie goes to work commando, accidentally flashes the world and loses her job. Mark, feeling responsible, takes action to get her job back, but is forced to accept the position himself. V.J. turns a golf-putting device into the next great sex toy.

V.J.’s family in India sends him a bride whose small-village ways wreak havoc on his lifestyle. Unready to take the plunge into marriage V.J. plots to send her home with honor. Anderson asks Sam to marry her so he doesn’t get deported.

Woody and Mark are on a deadline to hook up with Swedish flight attendants; V.J. and Sam believe the Zombie Apocalypse has arrived.

Sam goes undercover to catch a serial killer; Mark buys man-shoes.

Woody and Anderson are shrunk and used as sex toys; Sam and Mark compete on a Japanese game show.

Mark, V.J. and Woody kidnap a leprechaun with a hot daughter; Sam gets herself committed.

V.J. is convinced that he's had relations with aliens; Sam convinces her ugly boyfriend to get plastic surgery.

V.J. searches for the 'Holy Grail of Porn'; Mark meets up with a former flame.

Woody falls in love with a professional basketball player; Woody's pregnancy brings decisions; V.J. get his first car.

When Sam's ex departs, he leaves a monkey in her care; V.J. an d Woody grow a pot monster.

Woody and Mark swap races; after a weekend with Sam, a boy band goes to waste.