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A group of young 20-somethings engage in a multitude of sleazy sexual escapades.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    The Dating Guy Season 1 Episode 6 - Yummy Dummy
    8.4/10(9 votes)

    #1 - Yummy Dummy

    S1:E6

    Mark hooks up with ventriloquist Shari, but takes a liking to her dummy Mallory. Out of revenge for allory’s wisecracks, Sam steals Mallory with intent to dispose of her. Woody’s undisputed prowess with the ladies is threatened by a videogame vixen.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. The Dating Guy Season 1 Episode 9 - There’s Something About Amelia
    6.8/10(7 votes)

    #2 - There’s Something About Amelia

    S1:E9

    Mark dates Amelia, a were-wolf who just wants to be accepted.Sam tries dating a single Dad, who’s child is the a devil.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. The Dating Guy Season 2 Episode 4 - AssPocalypse Now
    6.8/10(8 votes)

    #3 - AssPocalypse Now

    S2:E4

    Bottom augmentation; V.J. gets a gut-reduction; Mark needs to retrieve one-of-a-kind jeans.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. The Dating Guy Season 1 Episode 1 - Bonnie & Mark
    6.4/10(10 votes)

    #4 - Bonnie & Mark

    S1:E1

    Mark hits it off with Bonnie just before she robs a bank, making him her accomplice. Sam meets the mysterious street illusionist Archangel who briefly impresses her with his mystical abilities.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. The Dating Guy Season 1 Episode 3 - Boner Doner
    6.2/10(7 votes)

    #5 - Boner Doner

    S1:E3

    Mark is promised the best sex of his life in exchange for a kidney to save his date’s dying brother. He and the boys travel to the Philippines in search of a replacement organ. Sam impersonates a doctor when attracted to a physician at the hospital.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. The Dating Guy Season 2 Episode 13 - 20,000 VJ's Under the Sea
    4.8/10(12 votes)

    #6 - 20,000 VJ's Under the Sea

    S2:E13

    Mark works on an ad campaign for an eccentric billionaire, who takes the gang on a submarine.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. The Dating Guy Season 1 Episode 2 - Beaver Fever
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #7 - Beaver Fever

    S1:E2

    Mark’s new girlfriend Brie invites the gang to her parent’s cottage for the weekend. Mark is hunted by Brie’s father while V.J. and Woody attempt to get lucky with the ladies at an all-female retreat across the lake.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. The Dating Guy Season 1 Episode 4 - A Taste of Wang
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #8 - A Taste of Wang

    S1:E4

    V.J. falls for Lily and becomes involved in illegal fish fighting to win her from her gangster boyfriend. To impress Jeanie, Mark lies about knowing a famous singer. Now he must convince Sam, a dead-ringer for the celebrity, to impersonate the badmouthed rocker.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. The Dating Guy Season 1 Episode 5 - Statute of Limitations
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #9 - Statute of Limitations

    S1:E5

    Mark is emasculated when artist Frieda sculpts him with a reduced manhood. Woody gets a tattoo on his face to impress a woman. Sam dates a painter with no arms, but ends up not feeling sorry for him at all.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. The Dating Guy Season 1 Episode 7 - Really Bad Lieutenant
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #10 - Really Bad Lieutenant

    S1:E7

    A drunken Woody and V.J. are abandoned at a reenactment pioneer village but think they have traveled back in time. Mark and Sam date police officers Valerie and Vince, a crime fighting duo with reality issues.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. The Dating Guy Season 1 Episode 8 - Captain Petard
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #11 - Captain Petard

    S1:E8

    Mark meets gold-digging Diana who mistakes him for a rich yachtsman and steals a boat to impress her. Woody starts a Monday-Night pillow fighting league at Hotel Ego.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. The Dating Guy Season 1 Episode 10 - Cherry Sundae
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #12 - Cherry Sundae

    S1:E10

    When porn-star Cherry Sundae comes to town and takes a liking to Mark he thinks he’s in for the ride of his life. At a porn industry convention, V.J.’s manhood is ‘discovered’ and becomes the model for sex-toys.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. The Dating Guy Season 1 Episode 11 - Woodyplicity
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #13 - Woodyplicity

    S1:E11

    V.J. totals Mark’s car so they enter a competition to win a new one. Woody pretends he has a twin brother in order to date twin sisters! Sam runs interference in Woody’s scheme.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. The Dating Guy Season 1 Episode 12 - Wind Tunnel
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #14 - Wind Tunnel

    S1:E12

    After spending the night with Mark, local weathergirl Connie goes to work commando, accidentally flashes the world and loses her job. Mark, feeling responsible, takes action to get her job back, but is forced to accept the position himself. V.J. turns a golf-putting device into the next great sex toy.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. The Dating Guy Season 1 Episode 13 - Deranged Marriage
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #15 - Deranged Marriage

    S1:E13

    V.J.’s family in India sends him a bride whose small-village ways wreak havoc on his lifestyle. Unready to take the plunge into marriage V.J. plots to send her home with honor. Anderson asks Sam to marry her so he doesn’t get deported.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. The Dating Guy Season 2 Episode 1 - 24ish
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #16 - 24ish

    S2:E1

    Woody and Mark are on a deadline to hook up with Swedish flight attendants; V.J. and Sam believe the Zombie Apocalypse has arrived.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. The Dating Guy Season 2 Episode 2 - Perfect 10 Killer
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #17 - Perfect 10 Killer

    S2:E2

    Sam goes undercover to catch a serial killer; Mark buys man-shoes.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. The Dating Guy Season 2 Episode 3 - Incredible Shrinking Woody
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #18 - Incredible Shrinking Woody

    S2:E3

    Woody and Anderson are shrunk and used as sex toys; Sam and Mark compete on a Japanese game show.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. The Dating Guy Season 2 Episode 5 - Leprechaun Interrupted
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #19 - Leprechaun Interrupted

    S2:E5

    Mark, V.J. and Woody kidnap a leprechaun with a hot daughter; Sam gets herself committed.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. The Dating Guy Season 2 Episode 6 - Gross Encounters of the Virgin Kind
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #20 - Gross Encounters of the Virgin Kind

    S2:E6

    V.J. is convinced that he's had relations with aliens; Sam convinces her ugly boyfriend to get plastic surgery.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. The Dating Guy Season 2 Episode 7 - VJ and the Holy Boner
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #21 - VJ and the Holy Boner

    S2:E7

    V.J. searches for the 'Holy Grail of Porn'; Mark meets up with a former flame.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. The Dating Guy Season 2 Episode 8 - Spontaneous Skidmark
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #22 - Spontaneous Skidmark

    S2:E8

    Woody falls in love with a professional basketball player; Woody's pregnancy brings decisions; V.J. get his first car.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. The Dating Guy Season 2 Episode 9 - Spanking the Monkey
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #23 - Spanking the Monkey

    S2:E9

    When Sam's ex departs, he leaves a monkey in her care; V.J. an d Woody grow a pot monster.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. The Dating Guy Season 2 Episode 10 - Brother From Another Tanning Booth
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #24 - Brother From Another Tanning Booth

    S2:E10

    Woody and Mark swap races; after a weekend with Sam, a boy band goes to waste.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. The Dating Guy Season 2 Episode 11 - Too Fast Too Dexler
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #25 - Too Fast Too Dexler

    S2:E11

    Woody attempts to teach Mark how to be a man; while glued together, Sam and V.J. date conjoined twins.

    Director:Unknown
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Best Episodes Summary

"Yummy Dummy" is the best rated episode of "The Dating Guy". It scored 8.4/10 based on 9 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/22/2009. This episode scored 1.6 points higher than the second highest rated, "There’s Something About Amelia".