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#1 - Bonnie & Mark
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/17/2009
Mark hits it off with Bonnie just before she robs a bank, making him her accomplice. Sam meets the mysterious street illusionist Archangel who briefly impresses her with his mystical abilities.
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#2 - Beaver Fever
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/24/2009
Mark’s new girlfriend Brie invites the gang to her parent’s cottage for the weekend. Mark is hunted by Brie’s father while V.J. and Woody attempt to get lucky with the ladies at an all-female retreat across the lake.
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#3 - Boner Doner
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/1/2009
Mark is promised the best sex of his life in exchange for a kidney to save his date’s dying brother. He and the boys travel to the Philippines in search of a replacement organ. Sam impersonates a doctor when attracted to a physician at the hospital.
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#4 - A Taste of Wang
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/8/2009
V.J. falls for Lily and becomes involved in illegal fish fighting to win her from her gangster boyfriend. To impress Jeanie, Mark lies about knowing a famous singer. Now he must convince Sam, a dead-ringer for the celebrity, to impersonate the badmouthed rocker.
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#5 - Statute of Limitations
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/15/2009
Mark is emasculated when artist Frieda sculpts him with a reduced manhood. Woody gets a tattoo on his face to impress a woman. Sam dates a painter with no arms, but ends up not feeling sorry for him at all.
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#6 - Yummy Dummy
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/22/2009
Mark hooks up with ventriloquist Shari, but takes a liking to her dummy Mallory. Out of revenge for allory’s wisecracks, Sam steals Mallory with intent to dispose of her. Woody’s undisputed prowess with the ladies is threatened by a videogame vixen.
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#7 - Really Bad Lieutenant
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 10/29/2009
A drunken Woody and V.J. are abandoned at a reenactment pioneer village but think they have traveled back in time. Mark and Sam date police officers Valerie and Vince, a crime fighting duo with reality issues.
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#8 - Captain Petard
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/5/2009
Mark meets gold-digging Diana who mistakes him for a rich yachtsman and steals a boat to impress her. Woody starts a Monday-Night pillow fighting league at Hotel Ego.
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#9 - There’s Something About Amelia
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 11/12/2009
Mark dates Amelia, a were-wolf who just wants to be accepted.Sam tries dating a single Dad, who’s child is the a devil.
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#10 - Cherry Sundae
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 11/19/2009
When porn-star Cherry Sundae comes to town and takes a liking to Mark he thinks he’s in for the ride of his life. At a porn industry convention, V.J.’s manhood is ‘discovered’ and becomes the model for sex-toys.
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#11 - Woodyplicity
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 12/3/2009
V.J. totals Mark’s car so they enter a competition to win a new one. Woody pretends he has a twin brother in order to date twin sisters! Sam runs interference in Woody’s scheme.
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#12 - Wind Tunnel
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 12/10/2009
After spending the night with Mark, local weathergirl Connie goes to work commando, accidentally flashes the world and loses her job. Mark, feeling responsible, takes action to get her job back, but is forced to accept the position himself. V.J. turns a golf-putting device into the next great sex toy.
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#13 - Deranged Marriage
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 12/17/2009
V.J.’s family in India sends him a bride whose small-village ways wreak havoc on his lifestyle. Unready to take the plunge into marriage V.J. plots to send her home with honor. Anderson asks Sam to marry her so he doesn’t get deported.
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#14 - 24ish
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 10/6/2010
Woody and Mark are on a deadline to hook up with Swedish flight attendants; V.J. and Sam believe the Zombie Apocalypse has arrived.
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#15 - Perfect 10 Killer
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/13/2010
Sam goes undercover to catch a serial killer; Mark buys man-shoes.
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#16 - Incredible Shrinking Woody
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/20/2010
Woody and Anderson are shrunk and used as sex toys; Sam and Mark compete on a Japanese game show.
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#17 - AssPocalypse Now
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/27/2010
Bottom augmentation; V.J. gets a gut-reduction; Mark needs to retrieve one-of-a-kind jeans.
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#18 - Leprechaun Interrupted
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 11/3/2010
Mark, V.J. and Woody kidnap a leprechaun with a hot daughter; Sam gets herself committed.
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#19 - Gross Encounters of the Virgin Kind
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/10/2010
V.J. is convinced that he's had relations with aliens; Sam convinces her ugly boyfriend to get plastic surgery.
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#20 - VJ and the Holy Boner
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 11/17/2010
V.J. searches for the 'Holy Grail of Porn'; Mark meets up with a former flame.
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#21 - Spontaneous Skidmark
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 11/24/2010
Woody falls in love with a professional basketball player; Woody's pregnancy brings decisions; V.J. get his first car.
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#22 - Spanking the Monkey
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 12/1/2010
When Sam's ex departs, he leaves a monkey in her care; V.J. an d Woody grow a pot monster.
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#23 - Brother From Another Tanning Booth
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 12/8/2010
Woody and Mark swap races; after a weekend with Sam, a boy band goes to waste.
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#24 - Too Fast Too Dexler
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 12/15/2010
Woody attempts to teach Mark how to be a man; while glued together, Sam and V.J. date conjoined twins.
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#25 - Weekend at Booyah's
Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 12/22/2010
Mark's boss falls for Sam; Woody is treated like a piece of meat.
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Worst Episodes Summary
"Bonnie & Mark" is the worst rated episode of "The Dating Guy". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 9/17/2009. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Beaver Fever".