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The Best Episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3

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The Best Episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3

The Dick Van Dyke Show centers around the work and home life of television comedy writer Rob Petrie. The plots generally revolve around problems at...

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  1. Background image for That's My Boy???
    9.0/10(2 votes)

    #1 - That's My Boy???

    S3:E1

    Rob recounts the day he became convinced that they brought home the wrong baby from the hospital.

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    Director:John Rich
    Writer:N/A
  2. Background image for I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All

    S3:E31

    Rob goes to Buddy’s barber for a dubious treatment to prevent baldness.

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    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #3 - All About Eavesdropping

    S3:E5

    Rob and Laura overhear Jerry and Millie complaining about them on the kid’s walkie-talkies, which makes for a cold dinner party.

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    Director:N/A
  4. Background image for The Third One from the Left
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - The Third One from the Left

    S3:E14

    Rob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - My Husband is the Best One

    S3:E15

    Rob is interviewed by a reporter, but the resulting story gives him a little too much credit for comfort at the office, thanks to Laura’s input.

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    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #6 - Honeymoons Are for the Lucky

    S3:E23

    Rob recalls a time when he left Camp Crowder to spend his honneymoon with Laura.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
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    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #7 - The Plots Thicken

    S3:E25

    The Petrie's parents fight over where Laura and Rob should be buried. They have to decide which burial plot to choose without upsetting their in-laws.

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    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #8 - The Masterpiece

    S3:E2

    Rob unwittingly bids on a painting at an auction, and when he gets it home, he uncovers another painting underneath that looks like a Grant Wood.

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    Director:John Rich
    Writer:N/A
  10. Background image for Too Many Stars
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #9 - Too Many Stars

    S3:E6

    Rob is recruited to direct another talent show, but this time Laura faces competition as the star.

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  11. Background image for Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #10 - Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

    S3:E7

    While working on a joke, Rob should be going to Alan's house to talk about the joke. After hitting himself on the head with a violin (a real one) Rob goes to a party. The party is in Red Hook, New Jersey!

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    Director:Jerry Paris
  12. Background image for The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer

    S3:E16

    Laura tries to setup Arthur with a wife she invites Sally & Donna on two different days. Laura really wants Donna date Arthur, when Donna & Arthur hit it Rob does everything to stop the date by locking Donna in the bathroom! Rob feels Sally won't have a chance with Arthur, Rob and Laura wonder who Arthur picked for his date, he picks his former wife who he married twice!

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  13. Background image for The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - The Life and Love of Joe Coogan

    S3:E17

    Rob meets Laura's old flame Joe Coogan at the country club, Rob tells Laura he met Joe and Laura thinks he looked in her shoebox where her pomes are kept. (The pomes are kept in the basement) What Laura doesn't know is the Sonnets give a clue as to what Joe does for a living. Laura & Millie play Golf with Father Joe Coogan. Laura invites Joe to dinner along with Buddy & Sally only to get a big shock.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
  14. Background image for Happy Birthday and Too Many More
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - Happy Birthday and Too Many More

    S3:E19

    Laura & Rob are deciding when to have his party day should it be 3 weeks after or before Ritchie actual date of birth? Laura says she will have the party at Dizzy Land (not Disney Land). Rob & Laura forget the Gardner has come and have the party inside (with 63 kids!) because the garden needed to be fertilized!

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  15. Background image for How to Spank a Star
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - How to Spank a Star

    S3:E24

    Rob's favorite star Paula Marshall is due to guest on the Alan Brady show but her demands cause problems for everybody.

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    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - October Eve

    S3:E28

    Laura's past comes back to haunt her in form of painting that is at an art gallery.

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    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #16 - The Alan Brady Show Presents

    S3:E13

    The staff has to plan a Christmas show.

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  18. Background image for A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards

    S3:E18

    Rob and friends play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Ritchie some magic tricks.

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  19. Background image for The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth

    S3:E21

    Sally is famous overnight leaving Rob and Buddy to work alone.

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  20. Background image for Scratch My Car and Die
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Scratch My Car and Die

    S3:E26

    Rob has a new car that he loves and won't let anyone touch. When Laura takes Ritchie to school she gets a scratch on the car! When Rob finds out he wants to sue the person who did it.

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    Director:Howard Morris
  21. Background image for Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
    5.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

    S3:E4

    Rob and Laura must get remarried for legal purposes, but it provokes an argument that could derail their plans.

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    Director:John Rich
  22. Background image for Big Max Calvada
    5.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - Big Max Calvada

    S3:E9

    A gangster asks Rob and the gang to write an act for his no-talent nephew.

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    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:N/A
  23. Background image for The Ballad of the Betty Lou
    5.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - The Ballad of the Betty Lou

    S3:E10

    The Ballad of Betty Lou, Is episode seventy-two, In which Rob and Jerry buy a boat, That really got their goat, 'Cause just as Laura predicted, As the Wisard of Id did, Their friendship was tested, But as soon as they rested, All was fine, So cast off the Line! - [email protected]

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    5.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - The Brave and the Backache

    S3:E20

    Laura wonders why Rob never wants to be alone with her.

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    5.0/10(1 votes)

    #24 - My Part-Time Wife

    S3:E22

    Laura helps out at the office but drives Rob crazy while Sally is away.

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  26. Background image for Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail
    5.0/10(1 votes)

    #25 - Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail

    S3:E29

    Rob ends up in jail after contacting an army buddy.

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"That's My Boy???" is the best rated episode of "The Dick Van Dyke Show" season 3. It scored 9/10 based on 2 votes. Directed by John Rich and written by N/A, it aired on 9/25/1963. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All".