6.6/1028 votesLoading...#1 - No Hits, No Runs, No Oysters
Season 2 Episode 18 - Aired 1/30/1970
Jonathan tries out for baseball but does not do well. The Captain tries to help, but his help backfires. Of course, all is fine by the end of the 24 minutes.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.8/1036 votesLoading...#2 - Centennial
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 9/25/1969
Claymore donates the Captain's silver tea service as a prize in the Centennial celebration, and the Captain is determined that Claymore will win it back in the athletic contest.
Director: Jay Sandrich
Writer: N/A
6.8/1029 votesLoading...#3 - Tourist, Go Home
Season 2 Episode 17 - Aired 1/23/1970
A consultant is hired to increase tourism in the town and he has Captain Gregg serving pies.
Director: Lee Philips
Writer: N/A
6.9/1043 votesLoading...#4 - Uncle Arnold the Magnificent
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/9/1968
Mrs. Muir's Uncle Arnold who sells magic tricks comes for a visit. Candy asks for him to stay and perform at her birthday party until they find his tricks don't work and his stories grow old and stale fast.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1030 votesLoading...#5 - Host to the Ghost
Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 12/18/1969
Because the local handymen hired to repair the kitchen are scared of the "Gull Cottage Ghost", Mrs. Muir persuades the Captain to leave temporarily so...a situation Claymore does not enjoy when the Captain moves in with him.
Director: Bruce Bilson
Writer: N/A
7.1/1030 votesLoading...#6 - Dig for the Truth
Season 2 Episode 19 - Aired 2/6/1970
Candy finds out (from Captain Gregg, of course) that her teacher is wrong about when their school was founded, and gets in trouble for sharing the correct date with her teacher and class.
Director: Lee Philips
Writer: N/A
7.2/1035 votesLoading...#7 - Not So Faust
Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 1/8/1970
When he finds out Claymore is trying to con Carolyn into paying double rent every month, Captain Gregg decides to teach Claymore a much-needed lesson.
Director: Lee Philips
Writer: N/A
7.2/1033 votesLoading...#8 - Pardon My Ghost
Season 2 Episode 20 - Aired 2/13/1970
Thinking that the stuff in the basement is the Captain's unwanted junk, Claymore takes it and donates it to charity for a tax deduction. Needless to say, this starts another war between Claymore and the Captain.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.3/1035 votesLoading...#9 - The Great Power Failure
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 9/18/1969
The arrival offshore of the ghost ship "Sea Vulture" causes a temporary loss of the Captain's powers. Carolyn takes advantage of his diminished capacities to hold a PTA meeting, and Claymore tries to take similar advantage.
Director: Jay Sandrich
Writer: N/A
7.3/1032 votesLoading...#10 - Today I Am a Ghost
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/16/1969
A former insufferable seaman named Elroy, who served under Captain Gregg, comes for help to learn how to haunt. The problem: he's afraid of people.
Director: Lee Philips
Writer: N/A
7.3/1032 votesLoading...#11 - Ladies' Man
Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 1/1/1970
Carolyn and the Captain help Claymore gain confidence around woman by giving lessons of "Suave."
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.4/1035 votesLoading...#12 - There's a Seal in My Bathtub
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/2/1969
A runaway seal takes refuge with the Muirs, assisted by the two younger family members seeking to protect the creature from an irate crab fisherman.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.4/1033 votesLoading...#13 - Surprise Party
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 11/13/1969
The kids decide that they should have a surprise birthday party for Captain Gregg, but it is very difficult to keep their plans secret from him.
Director: Gary Nelson
Writer: N/A
7.4/1029 votesLoading...#14 - Amateur Night
Season 2 Episode 22 - Aired 2/27/1970
Captain Gregg wants Carolyn to help get the town to give an amateur night benefit for homeless seamen after their previous home burns down.
Director: Jay Sandrich
Writer: N/A
7.5/1043 votesLoading...#15 - Love is a Toothache
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 12/21/1968
When Martha takes an interest in the local dentist, who seems to ignore her advances, Carolyn takes the matter into her own hands, enlisting the Captain for a little help.
Director: Lee Philips
Writer: N/A
7.5/1033 votesLoading...#16 - A Pain in the Neck
Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 1/18/1969
Claymore has an accident, hurting his back, and ends up convalescing at Gull Cottage, running the Muirs ragged.
Director: Lee Philips
Writer: N/A
7.5/1035 votesLoading...#17 - It's a Gift
Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 2/8/1969
The Captain's attempt to make up for interfering in Jonathan's education involves scrimshaw, a parasol, a loan from Claymore, and a lot of regrettable secrecy.
Director: Lee Philips
Writer: N/A
7.5/1036 votesLoading...#18 - Make Me a Match
Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 2/22/1969
Carolyn's distraught friend Aggie comes to visit after breaking up with her fiancé. Carolyn and the Captain set her up with Claymore.
Director: Gary Nelson
Writer: N/A
7.5/1036 votesLoading...#19 - Jonathan Tells it Like it Was
Season 1 Episode 23 - Aired 3/1/1969
Jonathan's history essay wins first place, but when he changes the essay to reflect facts the Captain provides, he stirs up resentment and puts his prize and the family's peace in jeopardy.
Director: Gary Nelson
Writer: N/A
7.5/1043 votesLoading...#20 - The Music Maker
Season 1 Episode 26 - Aired 3/29/1969
The Captain is continually interrupted when trying to read Carolyn his poem for her, but her rapt attention to a singer-songwriter stranded at Gull Cottage gives the Captain an idea for getting his poem heard.
Director: George Tyne
Writer: N/A
7.5/1034 votesLoading...#21 - Not So Desperate Hours
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/30/1969
Three escaped criminals hide out at Gull Cottage at a time when Mrs. Muir has asked the captain not to interfere, so he doesn't.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/1036 votesLoading...#22 - Dear Delusion
Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 1/4/1969
Prompted by her family doctor, Carolyn sees a psychiatrist, who convinces her that the Captain is a delusion she should ignore. When the psychiatrist shows up at Gull Cottage, the Captain takes delusion into his own hands.
Director: Gary Nelson
Writer: N/A
7.6/1036 votesLoading...#23 - Dog Gone!
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 1/11/1969
Everyone knows that the Captain and Scruffy don't like each other, and the Captain's really in the doghouse when Scruffy mysteriously disappears.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/1034 votesLoading...#24 - Double Trouble
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/1969
A man from Ireland, who looks exactly like Captain Gregg, comes to visit Gull Cottage, and even meets Captain Gregg.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/1034 votesLoading...#25 - The Firehouse Five Plus Ghost
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 11/20/1969
The Keystone Cops meet the Schooner Bay Fire Department via Claymore's misspending of civic funds. Carolyn does her due diligence to bring the department into the 20th Century.
Director: Gary Nelson
Writer: Tom Waldman, Frank Waldman
The Worst Episodes of The Ghost & Mrs. Muir
Every episode of The Ghost & Mrs. Muir ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Ghost & Mrs. Muir!
Derived from the 1947 movie with the same name, a house is haunted by a deceased sea captain who wreaks havoc with the new tenants...
Genres:Sci-Fi & FantasyComedy
Network:ABC
Worst Episodes Summary
"No Hits, No Runs, No Oysters" is the worst rated episode of "The Ghost & Mrs. Muir". It scored 6.6/10 based on 28 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/30/1970. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Centennial".