- 7.9/1034 votesLoading...
#1 - From Here To Paternity (2006 Christmas Special)
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 12/25/2006
Mythical creatures go bump in the night and unleash a comedy of errors. All is not well with Mrs Cakeworthy's husband. Events bring a shine to Boycie's eyes, and Beth's Christmas present opens the door to the promised land.
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- 7.2/1035 votesLoading...
#2 - Schoolboy French
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/13/2006
The circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.
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- 7.1/1042 votesLoading...
#3 - Keep on Running
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/9/2005
Boycie claims it's just a mid-life crisis, but are there other more compelling reasons for him selling up and moving from his mock Georgian life in Peckham to a new life as a gentleman farmer in Shropshire ?
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- 7.0/1030 votesLoading...
#4 - But is it Art?
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 11/2/2007
When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary, but Boycie's benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.
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- 6.9/1041 votesLoading...
#5 - Hay Fever
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 9/30/2005
It's tribute night at the Horseshoe Inn. Elgin's sister gets a special offer on cows. Tyler takes the entrance exam for his new school. And why does Boycie have a job for Llewellyn ?
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- 6.9/1035 votesLoading...
#6 - Pillow Talk
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/7/2005
Tyler may have received a wake-up call from the Driscoll Brothers. However, his first day at school provides him with a sudden interest in the works of Thomas Hardy. Marlene has trouble sleeping until Jed provides an unusual remedy.
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- 6.8/1036 votesLoading...
#7 - One Flew Over the Cuckoo Clock (Christmas Special)
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 12/25/2005
Are Boycie and Marlene about to gain entrance to high society ?
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- 6.8/1034 votesLoading...
#8 - Testing Times
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 9/15/2006
Sleepless nights, confusion over chemicals and an EU farm inspection - just a normal day on the farm for Boycie and Marlene.
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- 6.8/1035 votesLoading...
#9 - Brothers and Sisters
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/27/2006
A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past before the Driscoll Brothers bury him.
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- 6.8/1030 votesLoading...
#10 - Your Cheating Art
Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 2/5/2009
Marlene is worried about Tyler being in a deep depression, and on what appears to be a starvation diet. He is withdrawn, and spends every hour painting gloomy pictures. Things become so bad that she calls for the help of her mother, Dora...
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- 6.7/1041 votesLoading...
#11 - The Country Wife
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/23/2005
When Marlene threatens to cook, Boycie is dispatched to pick blackberries for a pie and meets his friendly new neighbour.
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- 6.7/1037 votesLoading...
#12 - Sex and the Country
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/14/2005
Traditional country remedies are tried for Rocky's predicament. Boycie and Marlene have a heart to heart with Tyler.
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- 6.7/1026 votesLoading...
#13 - One Man's Junk
Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 2/26/2009
The Antiques Roadshow comes to Ludlow, and Marlene, already in the middle of a house makeover, sees an opportunity to have her old bric-a-brac valued by experts. She is not alone, as Elgin, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy have exactly the same idea.
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- 6.5/1038 votesLoading...
#14 - A Rocky Start
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/16/2005
Winterdown Farm, the Boyce's new home, is complete with its manager, herdsman, ploughman, housekeeper and 800 acres of nothing but grass and a bull.
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- 6.5/1031 votesLoading...
#15 - The Lonely Herdsman
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 11/9/2007
When Marlene drags Boycie and Tyler to visit her mother Dora, the battle lines are drawn. Back at the farm, Bryan tries his hand at poetry to stop him feeling lonely whilst Mrs Cakeworthy surfs the net to help him find a solution.
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- 6.5/1028 votesLoading...
#16 - If You Go Down to the Woods
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 11/23/2007
Marlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.
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- 6.5/1026 votesLoading...
#17 - Calendar Boys
Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 1/22/2009
Bored with life on the farm, Marlene throws herself into charity work. As a by-product of her efforts, Boycie senses an opportunity to become Sir Aubrey. Marlene, with the help of their staff, tries to use her charity contacts to help her husband achieve his dream. Unfortunately, life is very rarely that simple, particularly where Boycie and Marlene are concerned.
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- 6.5/1024 votesLoading...
#18 - For Richer For Poorer
Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 3/5/2009
To celebrate their forthcoming 40th wedding anniversary, Marlene has arranged for her and Boycie to renew their marriage vows. But, whilst checking up on old friends and acquaintances for the guest list, she hears some devastating news - news that puts an entirely different complexion on the Boyces' relationship.
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- 6.4/1033 votesLoading...
#19 - Here's To You, Mrs Boyce
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 9/22/2006
Boycie considers a move into local politics. Bryan's ex-fiancée finds a cure for lesbianism. Tyler fails to score at Rugby, but creates a good impression. Marlene provides momentary distraction during Tyler's maths coursework, until Boycie steps in with his first aid knowledge.
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- 6.4/1031 votesLoading...
#20 - More Questions Than Answers
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 10/20/2006
Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.
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- 6.4/1028 votesLoading...
#21 - Lust In Translation
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 12/21/2007
Bryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.
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- 6.4/1027 votesLoading...
#22 - The Departed
Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 2/12/2009
Boycie and Marlene drive Tyler back to his old university where his band, Puddle of Agony, is about to perform its very first gig.
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- 6.3/1030 votesLoading...
#23 - Mother Earth
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/6/2006
Beth's concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm. Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye opener for Beth.
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- 6.3/1026 votesLoading...
#24 - Sweet Sorrow
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 11/30/2007
The pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.
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- 6.3/1027 votesLoading...
#25 - The Final Curtain
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 12/14/2007
Boycie uncovers shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.
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The Best Episodes of The Green Green Grass
Every episode of The Green Green Grass ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Green Green Grass!
Sitcom spin-off from Only Fools and Horses, featuring the characters of Boycie and Marlene adapting to life in rural Shropshire. Starring John Challis and Sue...
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC One
Best Episodes Summary
"From Here To Paternity (2006 Christmas Special)" is the best rated episode of "The Green Green Grass". It scored 7.9/10 based on 34 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 12/25/2006. This episode scored 0.7 points higher than the second highest rated, "Schoolboy French".