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The Best Episodes of The Green Green Grass

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The Best Episodes of The Green Green Grass

Sitcom spin-off from Only Fools and Horses, featuring the characters of Boycie and Marlene adapting to life in rural Shropshire. Starring John Challis and Sue...

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  1. 8.1/10(37 votes)

    #1 - From Here To Paternity (2006 Christmas Special)

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    S2:E8

    Mythical creatures go bump in the night and unleash a comedy of errors. All is not well with Mrs Cakeworthy's husband. Events bring a shine to Boycie's eyes, and Beth's Christmas present opens the door to the promised land.

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  2. 7.4/10(39 votes)

    #2 - Schoolboy French

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    S2:E5

    The circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.

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  3. 7.0/10(30 votes)

    #3 - But is it Art?

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    S3:E1

    When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary, but Boycie's benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.

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  4. 6.9/10(37 votes)

    #4 - Testing Times

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    S2:E1

    Sleepless nights, confusion over chemicals and an EU farm inspection - just a normal day on the farm for Boycie and Marlene.

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  5. 6.8/10(35 votes)

    #5 - Brothers and Sisters

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    S2:E7

    A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past before the Driscoll Brothers bury him.

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  6. 6.5/10(31 votes)

    #6 - The Lonely Herdsman

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    S3:E2

    When Marlene drags Boycie and Tyler to visit her mother Dora, the battle lines are drawn. Back at the farm, Bryan tries his hand at poetry to stop him feeling lonely whilst Mrs Cakeworthy surfs the net to help him find a solution.

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  8. 6.5/10(28 votes)

    #7 - If You Go Down to the Woods

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    S3:E3

    Marlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.

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  9. 6.4/10(35 votes)

    #8 - Here's To You, Mrs Boyce

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    Boycie considers a move into local politics. Bryan's ex-fiancée finds a cure for lesbianism. Tyler fails to score at Rugby, but creates a good impression. Marlene provides momentary distraction during Tyler's maths coursework, until Boycie steps in with his first aid knowledge.

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  10. 6.4/10(32 votes)

    #9 - More Questions Than Answers

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    S2:E6

    Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.

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  11. 6.4/10(28 votes)

    #10 - Lust In Translation

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    S3:E7

    Bryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.

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  12. 6.4/10(27 votes)

    #11 - The Special Relationship

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    S3:E8

    Boycie is asked to turn detective when an unexpected visitor arrives at Winterdown Farm with a secret from the past that, if confirmed, will have massive consequences for one member of the staff.

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  13. 6.3/10(33 votes)

    #12 - Bothered and Bewildered

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    Boycie's decision to motivate his lazy workforce has unforeseen repercussions. Marlene and Tyler turn against Boycie. Tyler is traumatised by the school art class.

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  14. 6.3/10(31 votes)

    #13 - Mother Earth

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    Beth's concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm. Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye opener for Beth.

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  15. 6.3/10(26 votes)

    #14 - Sweet Sorrow

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    S3:E4

    The pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.

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  16. 6.3/10(27 votes)

    #15 - The Final Curtain

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    S3:E6

    Boycie uncovers shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.

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  17. 6.2/10(29 votes)

    #16 - Fifteen Minutes

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    S3:E5

    Boycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.

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    #17 - Keep on Running

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    Boycie claims it's just a mid-life crisis, but are there other more compelling reasons for him selling up and moving from his mock Georgian life in Peckham to a new life as a gentleman farmer in Shropshire ?

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    #18 - A Rocky Start

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    Winterdown Farm, the Boyce's new home, is complete with its manager, herdsman, ploughman, housekeeper and 800 acres of nothing but grass and a bull.

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    #19 - The Country Wife

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    S1:E3

    When Marlene threatens to cook, Boycie is dispatched to pick blackberries for a pie and meets his friendly new neighbour.

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    #20 - Hay Fever

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    It's tribute night at the Horseshoe Inn. Elgin's sister gets a special offer on cows. Tyler takes the entrance exam for his new school. And why does Boycie have a job for Llewellyn ?

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    #21 - Pillow Talk

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    S1:E5

    Tyler may have received a wake-up call from the Driscoll Brothers. However, his first day at school provides him with a sudden interest in the works of Thomas Hardy. Marlene has trouble sleeping until Jed provides an unusual remedy.

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    #22 - Sex and the Country

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    S1:E6

    Traditional country remedies are tried for Rocky's predicament. Boycie and Marlene have a heart to heart with Tyler.

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    #23 - One Flew Over the Cuckoo Clock (Christmas Special)

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    S1:E7

    Are Boycie and Marlene about to gain entrance to high society ?

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    #24 - The Path of True Love

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    Marlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.

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    #25 - Home Brew

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    While searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.

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Best Episodes Summary

"From Here To Paternity (2006 Christmas Special)" is the best rated episode of "The Green Green Grass". It scored 8.1/10 based on 37 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 12/25/2006. This episode scored 0.7 points higher than the second highest rated, "Schoolboy French".