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The Worst Episodes of The Green Green Grass

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The Worst Episodes of The Green Green Grass

Sitcom spin-off from Only Fools and Horses, featuring the characters of Boycie and Marlene adapting to life in rural Shropshire. Starring John Challis and Sue...

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  1. Background image for A Rocky Start
    6.5/10(1 votes)

    #1 - A Rocky Start

    S1:E2

    Winterdown Farm, the Boyce's new home, is complete with its manager, herdsman, ploughman, housekeeper and 800 acres of nothing but grass and a bull.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  2. Background image for Here's To You, Mrs Boyce
    6.5/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Here's To You, Mrs Boyce

    S2:E2

    Boycie considers a move into local politics. Bryan's ex-fiancée finds a cure for lesbianism. Tyler fails to score at Rugby, but creates a good impression. Marlene provides momentary distraction during Tyler's maths coursework, until Boycie steps in with his first aid knowledge.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  3. Background image for Bothered and Bewildered
    6.5/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Bothered and Bewildered

    S2:E3

    Boycie's decision to motivate his lazy workforce has unforeseen repercussions. Marlene and Tyler turn against Boycie. Tyler is traumatised by the school art class.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  4. Background image for Mother Earth
    6.5/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Mother Earth

    S2:E4

    Beth's concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm. Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye opener for Beth.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  5. Background image for More Questions Than Answers
    6.5/10(1 votes)

    #5 - More Questions Than Answers

    S2:E6

    Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  6. Background image for If You Go Down to the Woods
    6.5/10(1 votes)

    #6 - If You Go Down to the Woods

    S3:E3

    Marlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Sweet Sorrow
    6.5/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Sweet Sorrow

    S3:E4

    The pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  9. Background image for Fifteen Minutes
    6.5/10(1 votes)

    #8 - Fifteen Minutes

    S3:E5

    Boycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  10. Background image for The Final Curtain
    6.5/10(1 votes)

    #9 - The Final Curtain

    S3:E6

    Boycie uncovers shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  11. Background image for Lust In Translation
    6.5/10(1 votes)

    #10 - Lust In Translation

    S3:E7

    Bryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  12. Background image for The Path of True Love
    6.5/10(1 votes)

    #11 - The Path of True Love

    S4:E1

    Marlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  13. Background image for Animal Instincts
    6.5/10(1 votes)

    #12 - Animal Instincts

    S4:E4

    Tyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony. But Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. Meanwhile the local vicinity is gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  14. Background image for The Departed
    6.5/10(1 votes)

    #13 - The Departed

    S4:E6

    Boycie and Marlene drive Tyler back to his old university where his band, Puddle of Agony, is about to perform its very first gig.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  15. Background image for I Done It My Way
    6.5/10(1 votes)

    #14 - I Done It My Way

    S4:E7

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  16. Background image for For Richer For Poorer
    6.5/10(1 votes)

    #15 - For Richer For Poorer

    S4:E9

    To celebrate their forthcoming 40th wedding anniversary, Marlene has arranged for her and Boycie to renew their marriage vows. But, whilst checking up on old friends and acquaintances for the guest list, she hears some devastating news - news that puts an entirely different complexion on the Boyces' relationship.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  17. Background image for Keep on Running
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - Keep on Running

    S1:E1

    Boycie claims it's just a mid-life crisis, but are there other more compelling reasons for him selling up and moving from his mock Georgian life in Peckham to a new life as a gentleman farmer in Shropshire ?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  18. Background image for The Country Wife
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - The Country Wife

    S1:E3

    When Marlene threatens to cook, Boycie is dispatched to pick blackberries for a pie and meets his friendly new neighbour.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  19. Background image for Hay Fever
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Hay Fever

    S1:E4

    It's tribute night at the Horseshoe Inn. Elgin's sister gets a special offer on cows. Tyler takes the entrance exam for his new school. And why does Boycie have a job for Llewellyn ?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  20. Background image for Pillow Talk
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Pillow Talk

    S1:E5

    Tyler may have received a wake-up call from the Driscoll Brothers. However, his first day at school provides him with a sudden interest in the works of Thomas Hardy. Marlene has trouble sleeping until Jed provides an unusual remedy.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  21. Background image for Sex and the Country
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - Sex and the Country

    S1:E6

    Traditional country remedies are tried for Rocky's predicament. Boycie and Marlene have a heart to heart with Tyler.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  22. Background image for One Flew Over the Cuckoo Clock (Christmas Special)
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - One Flew Over the Cuckoo Clock (Christmas Special)

    S1:E7

    Are Boycie and Marlene about to gain entrance to high society ?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  23. Background image for Testing Times
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - Testing Times

    S2:E1

    Sleepless nights, confusion over chemicals and an EU farm inspection - just a normal day on the farm for Boycie and Marlene.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  24. Background image for Schoolboy French
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - Schoolboy French

    S2:E5

    The circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  25. Background image for Brothers and Sisters
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #24 - Brothers and Sisters

    S2:E7

    A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past before the Driscoll Brothers bury him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  26. Background image for But is it Art?
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #25 - But is it Art?

    S3:E1

    When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary, but Boycie's benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"A Rocky Start" is the worst rated episode of "The Green Green Grass". It scored 6.5/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/16/2005. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Here's To You, Mrs Boyce".