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The Worst Episodes of The Green Green Grass

Every episode of The Green Green Grass ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Green Green Grass!

Sitcom spin-off from Only Fools and Horses, featuring the characters of Boycie and Marlene adapting to life in rural Shropshire. Starring John Challis and Sue...
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC One

Worst Episodes Summary

"Animal Instincts" is the worst rated episode of "The Green Green Grass". It scored 5.8/10 based on 27 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/29/2009. This episode scored 0.3 points lower than the second lowest rated, "I Done It My Way".

  • Animal Instincts
    5.8/1027 votes
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    #1 - Animal Instincts

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 1/29/2009

    Tyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony. But Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. Meanwhile the local vicinity is gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • I Done It My Way
    6.1/1021 votes
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    #2 - I Done It My Way

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 2/19/2009

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Bothered and Bewildered
    6.2/1031 votes
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    #3 - Bothered and Bewildered

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 9/29/2006

    Boycie's decision to motivate his lazy workforce has unforeseen repercussions. Marlene and Tyler turn against Boycie. Tyler is traumatised by the school art class.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Fifteen Minutes
    6.2/1029 votes
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    #4 - Fifteen Minutes

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 12/7/2007

    Boycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Mother Earth
    6.3/1030 votes
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    #5 - Mother Earth

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/6/2006

    Beth's concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm. Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye opener for Beth.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Sweet Sorrow
    6.3/1026 votes
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    #6 - Sweet Sorrow

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 11/30/2007

    The pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Final Curtain
    6.3/1027 votes
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    #7 - The Final Curtain

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 12/14/2007

    Boycie uncovers shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Path of True Love
    6.3/1028 votes
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    #8 - The Path of True Love

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 1/8/2009

    Marlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Home Brew
    6.3/1027 votes
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    #9 - Home Brew

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 1/15/2009

    While searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Here's To You, Mrs Boyce
    6.4/1033 votes
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    #10 - Here's To You, Mrs Boyce

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 9/22/2006

    Boycie considers a move into local politics. Bryan's ex-fiancée finds a cure for lesbianism. Tyler fails to score at Rugby, but creates a good impression. Marlene provides momentary distraction during Tyler's maths coursework, until Boycie steps in with his first aid knowledge.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • More Questions Than Answers
    6.4/1031 votes
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    #11 - More Questions Than Answers

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 10/20/2006

    Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Lust In Translation
    6.4/1028 votes
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    #12 - Lust In Translation

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 12/21/2007

    Bryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Special Relationship
    6.4/1027 votes
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    #13 - The Special Relationship

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 12/30/2007

    Boycie is asked to turn detective when an unexpected visitor arrives at Winterdown Farm with a secret from the past that, if confirmed, will have massive consequences for one member of the staff.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Departed
    6.4/1027 votes
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    #14 - The Departed

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 2/12/2009

    Boycie and Marlene drive Tyler back to his old university where his band, Puddle of Agony, is about to perform its very first gig.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Rocky Start
    6.5/1038 votes
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    #15 - A Rocky Start

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/16/2005

    Winterdown Farm, the Boyce's new home, is complete with its manager, herdsman, ploughman, housekeeper and 800 acres of nothing but grass and a bull.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Lonely Herdsman
    6.5/1031 votes
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    #16 - The Lonely Herdsman

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 11/9/2007

    When Marlene drags Boycie and Tyler to visit her mother Dora, the battle lines are drawn. Back at the farm, Bryan tries his hand at poetry to stop him feeling lonely whilst Mrs Cakeworthy surfs the net to help him find a solution.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • If You Go Down to the Woods
    6.5/1028 votes
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    #17 - If You Go Down to the Woods

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 11/23/2007

    Marlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Calendar Boys
    6.5/1026 votes
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    #18 - Calendar Boys

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 1/22/2009

    Bored with life on the farm, Marlene throws herself into charity work. As a by-product of her efforts, Boycie senses an opportunity to become Sir Aubrey. Marlene, with the help of their staff, tries to use her charity contacts to help her husband achieve his dream. Unfortunately, life is very rarely that simple, particularly where Boycie and Marlene are concerned.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • For Richer For Poorer
    6.5/1024 votes
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    #19 - For Richer For Poorer

    Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 3/5/2009

    To celebrate their forthcoming 40th wedding anniversary, Marlene has arranged for her and Boycie to renew their marriage vows. But, whilst checking up on old friends and acquaintances for the guest list, she hears some devastating news - news that puts an entirely different complexion on the Boyces' relationship.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Country Wife
    6.7/1041 votes
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    #20 - The Country Wife

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/23/2005

    When Marlene threatens to cook, Boycie is dispatched to pick blackberries for a pie and meets his friendly new neighbour.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Sex and the Country
    6.7/1038 votes
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    #21 - Sex and the Country

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/14/2005

    Traditional country remedies are tried for Rocky's predicament. Boycie and Marlene have a heart to heart with Tyler.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • One Man's Junk
    6.7/1026 votes
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    #22 - One Man's Junk

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 2/26/2009

    The Antiques Roadshow comes to Ludlow, and Marlene, already in the middle of a house makeover, sees an opportunity to have her old bric-a-brac valued by experts. She is not alone, as Elgin, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy have exactly the same idea.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo Clock (Christmas Special)
    6.8/1036 votes
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    #23 - One Flew Over the Cuckoo Clock (Christmas Special)

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 12/25/2005

    Are Boycie and Marlene about to gain entrance to high society ?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Testing Times
    6.8/1034 votes
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    #24 - Testing Times

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 9/15/2006

    Sleepless nights, confusion over chemicals and an EU farm inspection - just a normal day on the farm for Boycie and Marlene.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Brothers and Sisters
    6.8/1035 votes
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    #25 - Brothers and Sisters

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/27/2006

    A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past before the Driscoll Brothers bury him.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A