- 6.9/1023 votes6.9/10(23)
#1 - Don't Cry on Your Birthday
Season 5 Episode 1
Aired 4/6/2009
Lauren lands in tears during her surprise birthday party when Heidi rocks the boat by showing up uninvited. Plus, Spencer takes a swing at Stephanie's ex-boyfriend, Cameron.
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- 5.8/1022 votes5.8/10(22)
#2 - Everything Happens for a Reason
Season 5 Episode 2
Aired 4/6/2009
Heidi and Spencer evaluate their relationship after the bar scene and Lauren scolds Stephanie for pushing Heidi on her.
Director: N/A
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- 5.9/1020 votes5.9/10(20)
#3 - I'm Done With You
Season 5 Episode 3
Aired 4/13/2009
After Heidi catches Spencer at a nightclub with Stacie the bartender, she demands they go to couple's therapy. Plus, Lauren puts her reputation on the line when she gets Stephanie an interview at People's Revolution.
Director: N/A
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- 5.7/1019 votes5.7/10(19)
#4 - Crazy In Love
Season 5 Episode 4
Aired 4/20/2009
As Audrina tries to get over Justin, she sees Brody in a new light. Plus, Heidi drags Spencer to couples' therapy and Stephanie has a hard time handling work at People's Revolution.
Director: N/A
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- 6.3/1022 votes6.3/10(22)
#5 - I Always Had A Little Crush
Season 5 Episode 5
Aired 4/27/2009
Things heat up between Audrina and Brody in Hawaii and Heidi's ex-boyfriend, Colby comes for a visit.
Director: N/A
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- 7.0/1021 votes7.0/10(21)
#6 - Playmates Bring The Drama
Season 5 Episode 6
Aired 5/4/2009
The gang make their return to Los Angeles. Meanwhile, Brody and Audrina deal the repercussions from their hookup in Hawaii.
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- 6.5/1018 votes6.5/10(18)
#7 - Keep Your Enemies Closer
Season 5 Episode 7
Aired 5/11/2009
Lauren is put into an awkward situation after Stephanie messes up at work. Meanwhile, Justin calls out Audrina for hooking up with Brody.
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- 5.9/1018 votes5.9/10(18)
#8 - Father Of The Bride
Season 5 Episode 8
Aired 5/18/2009
Spencer has an important question to ask Heidi's father when he comes for a visit. Meanwhile, Lauren make the decision to fire Stephanie from People's Revolution.
Director: N/A
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- 7.2/1020 votes7.2/10(20)
#9 - Hi Lauren, It's Spencer...
Season 5 Episode 9
Aired 5/25/2009
Spenser is asked by Heidi to make amends with Lauren in hopes that she'll attend their wedding. Elsewhere, a recently fired Stephanie has a run-in with Kelly Cutrone, her former boss.
Director: N/A
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- 7.7/1026 votes7.7/10(26)
#10 - Something Old, Something New
Season 5 Episode 10
Aired 5/31/2009
Heidi and Spencer head down the aisle and two unexpected guests manage to attend the ceremony.
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- 6.1/1019 votes6.1/10(19)
#11 - It's On Bitch!
Season 5 Episode 11
Aired 9/29/2009
Kristin makes a big first impression in The Hills when she gets in a fight with two different women over one guy, works her way to queen bee status and lands a hot date with a motorcycle all in one episode.
Director: N/A
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- 4.7/1023 votes4.7/10(23)
#12 - Mess With Me, I Mess With You
Season 5 Episode 12
Aired 10/6/2009
Kristin kicks her pursuit of Justin into high gear after Audrina blows her off, while Heidi and Spencer's opposing views on kids causes trouble.
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- 5.1/1020 votes5.1/10(20)
#13 - Strike One
Season 5 Episode 13
Aired 10/13/2009
Justin doesn't show up at Brody's party and Audrina has a new target.
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- 5.4/1019 votes5.4/10(19)
#14 - Old Habits Die Hard
Season 5 Episode 14
Aired 10/20/2009
Justin tries to make up with Kristin. Heidi thinks something is wrong with Holly.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 5.9/1023 votes5.9/10(23)
#15 - Sorry Boo, Strike Two
Season 5 Episode 15
Aired 10/27/2009
Heidi and Stephanie sit Holly down for an intervention when she continues drinking. Plus, Kristin gets upset with Justin's head games and Brody and Jayde get into a fight that leads them to reconsider their relationship.
Director: N/A
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- 5.3/1020 votes5.3/10(20)
#16 - I'm Done With You
Season 5 Episode 16
Aired 11/3/2009
Justin finds himself in hot water after Kristin and Audrina meet. Heidi wants to have a baby, but Spencer has another plan.
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- 5.9/1021 votes5.9/10(21)
#17 - On To The Next
Season 5 Episode 17
Aired 11/10/2009
Audrina gets her heart broken when Justin ends things for good, it's a war of the exes over Brody, and Spencer considers drastic measures to stop Heidi's baby obsession.
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- 5.3/1020 votes5.3/10(20)
#18 - Can't Always Get What You Want
Season 5 Episode 18
Aired 11/17/2009
While on a lunch date, Kristin and Brody recall the crazy times they used to have together. After Brody toasts to having a nice lunch without fighting, Kristin mentions that Jayde wants to talk with her. Brody tells Kristin she's out of her mind ...
Director: N/A
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- 5.9/1019 votes5.9/10(19)
#19 - Mr. Right Now
Season 5 Episode 19
Aired 11/24/2009
Kristin and Stacie's girls' weekend in Vegas becomes a threesome when Justin joins the fun. Plus, Spencer panics when he uncovers Heidi's pregnancy scheme.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.1/1020 votes6.1/10(20)
#20 - The Boys Of Summer
Season 5 Episode 20
Aired 12/1/2009
Kristin is in Malibu packing up her beach house when she tells Stacie she doesn't want to pursue a relationship with Justin Bobby. Kristin says things were perfect when they were in Vegas, but she knows real life isn't like vacation.
Director: N/A
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The Best Episodes of The Hills Season 5
Every episode of The Hills Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Hills Season 5!
After high school graduation, "Laguna Beach" alumna Lauren sets out to live on her own in Los Angeles and work as an intern at Teen...
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Network:MTV
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Season 5 Ratings Summary
"Don't Cry on Your Birthday" is the best rated episode of "The Hills" season 5. It scored 6.9/10 based on 23 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 4/6/2009. This episode is rated 1.1 points higher than the second-best, "Everything Happens for a Reason".