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The Best Episodes of The Honeymooners

Every episode of The Honeymooners ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Honeymooners!

A bus driver and his sewer worker friend struggle to strike it rich while their wives look on with weary patience. One of the most...
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Best Episodes Summary

"The $99,000 Answer" is the best rated episode of "The Honeymooners". It scored 9.1/10 based on 431 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/28/1956. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "'Twas the Night Before Christmas".

  • The $99,000 Answer
    9.1/10431 votes
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    #1 - The $99,000 Answer

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 1/28/1956

    Ralph's out to prove himself to Alice, his neighborhood, and the world when he becomes a contestant on a hit television game show with the category of popular songs. He practices all week, spending a lot of money, only to miss on the first question!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
    9.0/10452 votes
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    #2 - 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 12/24/1955

    Ralph hocks his bowling ball to get Alice a present when someone else gets her the same thing he did.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Better Living Through TV
    8.9/10368 votes
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    #3 - Better Living Through TV

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 11/12/1955

    Ralph's newest get-rich-quick scheme is to sell an all-purpose kitchen gadget. With Norton's assistance, Ralph plans to demonstrate it during a live TV commercial, in order to reach more potential buyers. But Ralph's last-minute stage fright may ruin the commercial.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Golfer
    8.8/10340 votes
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    #4 - The Golfer

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/15/1955

    Ralph wants to be named the new Assistant Traffic Manager at the bus terminal. This is a promotion he feels he has worked hard for and he deserves. In order to ensure it he needs to get in good with Mr. Harper, the man in charge. Harper and Ralph strike up a conversation and with Norton's help he finds himself with a date to play golf...of course Ralph knows nothing about the game of golf.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Man from Space
    8.7/10313 votes
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    #5 - The Man from Space

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 12/31/1955

    Ralph is determined to win a prize of $50 at the Raccoon Lodge costume. When he competes with Norton in the contest and Alice will have nothing to do with loaning her husband any money to rent a costume, Ralph is forced to make a homemade costume.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Dog's Life
    8.7/10312 votes
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    #6 - A Dog's Life

    Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 2/18/1956

    Ralph and Norton discover a mysterious food product that Ralph thinks Alice has made that they decide to dub Krammar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer. Ralph calls it Krammar's because he is considering naming the product not only after himself, but also after his boss at the bus depot, J.J. Marshall. The next day, Ralph takes the mystery snack to Mr. Marshall to get him to taste it. But when he does, the mystery is solved - the snack he had just tried is dog food! Naturally, Ralph is not at all happy.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Bensonhurst Bomber
    8.7/10363 votes
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    #7 - The Bensonhurst Bomber

    Season 1 Episode 37 - Aired 9/8/1956

    While Ralph and Norton are playing a game at the pool hall, Ralph gets into an argument with a mousy little guy who threatens to "tell my friend Harvey on you". Ralph, figuring anybody named Harvey who's a friend of this guy must be as wimpy as him, tells the guy to "bring on Harvey" and brags that he'll beat up the both of them. Harvey turns out to be a tough, hulking bruiser, and challenges Ralph to a fight at the local gym. Ralph frantically looks for a way to get out of it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • TV or Not TV
    8.6/10459 votes
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    #8 - TV or Not TV

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 10/1/1955

    Trixie tells Alice that she and Ed are getting a new TV set to replace their old one. Alice is envious and Trixie tells her to give Ralph the 'pipe and slipper' routine to butter him up. Alice's behavior is so unusual for her that Ralph is immediately suspicious. When Ralph finds out the reason behind this he refuses to buy a TV set. It soon becomes apparent that Alice will not let the issue drop and Ralph is forced to deal with it. Ralph and Norton concoct a scheme to pool their money together and buy one set and share it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Matter of Life and Death
    8.6/10290 votes
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    #9 - A Matter of Life and Death

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/29/1955

    When Ralph thinks he's dying and sells the story to a magazine, he discovers it was a dog who was sick instead.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Head of the House
    8.6/10289 votes
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    #10 - Head of the House

    Season 1 Episode 27 - Aired 3/31/1956

    Ralph tells a newspaper that he's head of the house and then has to prove it to a co-worker.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Trapped
    8.6/10305 votes
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    #11 - Trapped

    Season 1 Episode 29 - Aired 4/14/1956

    Ralph happens to be standing outside a bank when a pair of bank robbers run out and, seeing him, fire a shot at him, knocking his hat off. Afraid that the robbers might find out where he lives, he refuses to tell the police what he saw. The robbers, however, find out anyway and plan a visit to make sure he never tells.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Unconventional Behavior
    8.6/10281 votes
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    #12 - Unconventional Behavior

    Season 1 Episode 33 - Aired 5/12/1956

    Ralph and Norton head off to the Raccoon convention in Minneapolis. They lose their wives in the train station and think that they are now traveling alone. Norton has brought along a number of joke items including trick handcuffs, which he promptly puts on himself and Ralph. Not surprisingly, once on they can't get them off which leads to no end of problems, especially when it comes to the sleeping arrangements. In the end, they find out they're on the wrong train and heading in the wrong direction.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Alice and the Blonde
    8.6/10357 votes
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    #13 - Alice and the Blonde

    Season 1 Episode 36 - Aired 6/2/1956

    Alice and Trixie feel that their husbands don't notice them any longer. And it doesn't help when they see Ralph and Norton being attentive to the glamorous new wife of Ralph's boss. Alice then decides to imitate her in order to regain Ralph's attention.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Woman's Work is Never Done
    8.5/10301 votes
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    #14 - A Woman's Work is Never Done

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/22/1955

    Alice is so tired of Ralph's complaining about the housework not getting done that she decides to hire themselves a maid while she goes off to get a job herself.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Sleepwalker
    8.5/10370 votes
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    #15 - The Sleepwalker

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/5/1955

    When Norton's sleepwalking through Ralph's apartment disturbs Ralph one time too many, Ralph decides to get to the root of Norton's trouble.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Brother Ralph
    8.5/10314 votes
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    #16 - Brother Ralph

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 11/26/1955

    Because of a suggestion he made, Ralph gets laid off. While they're trying to figure out how to cope with the bills, Alice decides to go back to work over Ralph's objections. The real trouble starts when Ralph finds out who has to do the house work, and when Alice's boss comes to the apartment to pick her up.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Young at Heart
    8.5/10329 votes
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    #17 - Young at Heart

    Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 2/11/1956

    After a visit from some teenagers, Alice feels that she and Ralph are starting to get old. She wants Ralph to take her out for some youthful activities, starting with roller-skating. But Ralph thinks the idea is ridiculous, and at first, resists it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Mama Loves Mambo
    8.5/10358 votes
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    #18 - Mama Loves Mambo

    Season 1 Episode 23 - Aired 3/3/1956

    A new neighbor moves next door to the Kramdens. This neighbor is a dance instructor and teaches the wives to do the mambo, at their husbands' collective expense.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Dial J for Janitor
    8.5/10285 votes
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    #19 - Dial J for Janitor

    Season 1 Episode 38 - Aired 9/15/1956

    After several janitors have quit working in his building, Ralph decides to take on the job himself. But he finds it a lot tougher and more complicated than he thought it would be.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Man's Pride
    8.5/10282 votes
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    #20 - A Man's Pride

    Season 1 Episode 39 - Aired 9/22/1956

    Ralph meets an old boyfriend of Alice's, who tells Ralph what a great success he now is. Ralph doesn't want to admit that he's only a bus driver, so he pretends he's the head of the bus company. But his pretense may backfire, when Alice's former boyfriend and his wife invite Ralph and Alice to dinner at an expensive restaurant -- a place Ralph cannot afford.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Funny Money
    8.4/10306 votes
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    #21 - Funny Money

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/8/1955

    Counterfeiters have lost a suitcase of 'funny money' and have to wait 30 days to retrieve it. Once 30 days have elapsed it becomes the property of the person who found it...Ralph Kramden. When he discovers the contents of the case he goes on a wild spending spree despite Alice's warnings that this doesn't seem right. It isn't long before the gangsters come calling for their loot.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Matter of Record
    8.4/10311 votes
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    #22 - A Matter of Record

    Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 1/7/1956

    Ralph throws Alice's mother out of the apartment, but Alice soon walks out on him, too. In a last ditch effort to save their marriage, Ralph cuts a record to apologize to Alice - and also, reluctantly, to her mother.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Oh My Aching Back
    8.4/10291 votes
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    #23 - Oh My Aching Back

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 1/14/1956

    Ralph injures his back after a bowling tournament a day before his physical examination.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Pal O'Mine
    8.3/10284 votes
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    #24 - Pal O'Mine

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/19/1955

    A ring that was intended for Norton's new supervisor in the sewer, but that instead gets stuck on Ralph's finger accidentally, is all it takes to jeopardize Ralph's friendship with Norton - until an explosion in the sewer brings Ralph to his senses.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Deciding Vote
    8.3/10265 votes
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    #25 - The Deciding Vote

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 12/10/1955

    Ralph buys Alice a vacuum while there is a Raccoon election going on for convention manager, and it's up to Norton to be the deciding vote.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A