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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 30 - The Loudspeaker
    8.0/10(301 votes)

    #1 - The Loudspeaker

    S1:E30

    A few days before the ceremonies announcing the selection of the Raccoon of the Year, the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler of the Racoons tells Ralph that he will be sitting on the dais that night and to be prepared to say a few words. Ralph, of course, takes this to mean that he is to be the Raccoon of the Year, and begins to write his "humble" acceptance speech.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 22 - Here Comes the Bride
    8.1/10(314 votes)

    #2 - Here Comes the Bride

    S1:E22

    Ralph's lodge brother, Stanley, is about to marry Alice's sister, Agnes. At the Raccoons' bachelor party for Stanley, Ralph warns the young man not to move in with Agnes's parents after the wedding. But this advice backfires when Agnes shows up at the Kramdens' after the wedding reception, sobbing that her new husband has changed into a "beast".

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 10 - Hello, Mom
    8.2/10(321 votes)

    #3 - Hello, Mom

    S1:E10

    When the Kramdens get a telegram from Alice's mother, telling them she’s coming for a visit, Ralph is less than pleased and asks to stay with the Nortons.

    Director:Frank Satenstein
    Writers:Marvin Marx, Walter Stone

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  4. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 12 - Something Fishy
    8.2/10(322 votes)

    #4 - Something Fishy

    S1:E12

    The Raccoons are planning for an annual Raccoon Fishing Trip, and this time, the Raccoons vote not to take their wives. But Alice and Trixie will not stand for being left behind.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 19 - Ralph Kramden, Inc.
    8.2/10(304 votes)

    #5 - Ralph Kramden, Inc.

    S1:E19

    Norton invests in Ralph's stock when Ralph wants twenty dollars. When Ralph thinks he is named in a millionaire's will, arguments arise. It turns out Ralph was simply left a pet bird named Fortune, and much of the money was left to the butler and maid.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 24 - Please Leave the Premises
    8.2/10(325 votes)

    #6 - Please Leave the Premises

    S1:E24

    Outraged when he gets a notice from his landlord, Mr. Johnson, that his rent is being raised, Ralph--over Alice's objections--goes on a rent strike to "teach that Johnson a lesson". Unfortunately it's the middle of winter, and when the landlord turns off the heat, water and electricity, it looks like that the only one being taught "a lesson" is Ralph.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 26 - Young Man with a Horn
    8.2/10(320 votes)

    #7 - Young Man with a Horn

    S1:E26

    After Alice finds Ralph's old coronet in the bedroom closet. Ralph remembers lost career chances, and feels discouraged. But after a visit from a kindly, elderly millionaire couple who used to live in the apartment. They help Ralph see that he is still young enough to pursue new opportunities. With Norton's help, Ralph makes a list of all his strong and weak points so that he can correct his faults and become a success.

    Director:Frank Satenstein
    Writers:A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn

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  8. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 34 - The Safety Award
    8.2/10(315 votes)

    #8 - The Safety Award

    S1:E34

    Ralph is about to receive an award as the city's safest bus driver. This honor includes a feature story in a major magazine; and a ceremony at City Hall, where Ralph, Alice, and the Nortons will meet the Mayor. But on the way to the ceremony, Ralph gets into an accident, which is actually the other driver's fault. Will the truth come out so that Ralph can accept his award?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 11 - The Deciding Vote
    8.3/10(299 votes)

    #9 - The Deciding Vote

    S1:E11

    Ralph buys Alice a vacuum while there is a Raccoon election going on for convention manager, and it's up to Norton to be the deciding vote.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 17 - The Babysitter
    8.3/10(308 votes)

    #10 - The Babysitter

    S1:E17

    When Alice has a telephone installed, Ralph feels threatened both by her newfound freedom and the prospect of another bill to pay. Alice is baby-sitting to pay for the phone but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 25 - Pardon My Glove
    8.3/10(317 votes)

    #11 - Pardon My Glove

    S1:E25

    Ralph's birthday is coming up, and he finds out that Alice is planning a surprise party for him. On that day, however, no party materializes and Ralph is, to say the least, disappointed. He's even more disappointed when he finds a man's glove that's not his hidden in a dresser drawer and gets suspicious when Alice seems in a hurry to get him out of the house that night.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 31 - On Stage
    8.3/10(312 votes)

    #12 - On Stage

    S1:E31

    In order to raise money for the Raccoon Lodge, the lodge members decide to put on a play, and hire a professional director, Mr. Faversham, to direct it. Ralph is given the lead and Alice is given the female lead. Ralph starts "seeing stars" when he learns that Faversham's friend, Hollywood producer Herbert J. Whiteside, is in town looking to cast his new picture and will be attending the play's opening night.

    Director:Frank Satenstein
    Writers:Leonard B. Stern, Sydney Zelinka

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  13. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 32 - Opportunity Knocks, But
    8.3/10(315 votes)

    #13 - Opportunity Knocks, But

    S1:E32

    Mr. Marshall, Ralph's boss, receives a new pool table as a birthday present from his wife. Hearing of Ralph's prowess at pool, he asks Ralph to stop by his house that night to teach him the "fundamentals" of the game. When Norton shows up, Marshall invites him, too. Ralph sees this as an opportunity to "get in good with the boss", but at Marshall's home that night, Norton makes such an impression on Marshall that he offers Norton a job at the bus company as Bus Driver Supervisor--the job that Ralph has been after for a long time.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 35 - Mind Your Own Business
    8.3/10(313 votes)

    #14 - Mind Your Own Business

    S1:E35

    Norton loses his job after following Ralph's advice and starts selling steam ironsn door to door. When Ed lies about how much money he's making so that the Kramdens don't feel bad, Ralph himself considers selling steam irons door to door.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 2 - Funny Money
    8.4/10(358 votes)

    #15 - Funny Money

    S1:E2

    Counterfeiters have lost a suitcase of 'funny money' and have to wait 30 days to retrieve it. Once 30 days have elapsed it becomes the property of the person who found it...Ralph Kramden. When he discovers the contents of the case he goes on a wild spending spree despite Alice's warnings that this doesn't seem right. It isn't long before the gangsters come calling for their loot.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 8 - Pal O'Mine
    8.4/10(321 votes)

    #16 - Pal O'Mine

    S1:E8

    A ring that was intended for Norton's new supervisor in the sewer, but that instead gets stuck on Ralph's finger accidentally, is all it takes to jeopardize Ralph's friendship with Norton - until an explosion in the sewer brings Ralph to his senses.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 28 - The Worry Wart
    8.4/10(321 votes)

    #17 - The Worry Wart

    S1:E28

    Ralph goes into a panic when he gets a letter from the Internal Revenue Service ordering that he appear at their office the next morning, fearing that the IRS is investigating him for income tax evasion.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 4 - A Woman's Work is Never Done
    8.5/10(351 votes)

    #18 - A Woman's Work is Never Done

    S1:E4

    Alice is so tired of Ralph's complaining about the housework not getting done that she decides to hire themselves a maid while she goes off to get a job herself.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 6 - The Sleepwalker
    8.5/10(413 votes)

    #19 - The Sleepwalker

    S1:E6

    When Norton's sleepwalking through Ralph's apartment disturbs Ralph one time too many, Ralph decides to get to the root of Norton's trouble.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 15 - A Matter of Record
    8.5/10(331 votes)

    #20 - A Matter of Record

    S1:E15

    Ralph throws Alice's mother out of the apartment, but Alice soon walks out on him, too. In a last ditch effort to save their marriage, Ralph cuts a record to apologize to Alice - and also, reluctantly, to her mother.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 16 - Oh My Aching Back
    8.5/10(326 votes)

    #21 - Oh My Aching Back

    S1:E16

    Ralph injures his back after a bowling tournament a day before his physical examination.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 1 - TV or Not TV
    8.6/10(512 votes)

    #22 - TV or Not TV

    S1:E1

    Trixie tells Alice that she and Ed are getting a new TV set to replace their old one. Alice is envious and Trixie tells her to give Ralph the 'pipe and slipper' routine to butter him up. Alice's behavior is so unusual for her that Ralph is immediately suspicious. When Ralph finds out the reason behind this he refuses to buy a TV set. It soon becomes apparent that Alice will not let the issue drop and Ralph is forced to deal with it. Ralph and Norton concoct a scheme to pool their money together and buy one set and share it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 5 - A Matter of Life and Death
    8.6/10(338 votes)

    #23 - A Matter of Life and Death

    S1:E5

    When Ralph thinks he's dying and sells the story to a magazine, he discovers it was a dog who was sick instead.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 9 - Brother Ralph
    8.6/10(353 votes)

    #24 - Brother Ralph

    S1:E9

    Because of a suggestion he made, Ralph gets laid off. While they're trying to figure out how to cope with the bills, Alice decides to go back to work over Ralph's objections. The real trouble starts when Ralph finds out who has to do the house work, and when Alice's boss comes to the apartment to pick her up.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. The Honeymooners Season 1 Episode 20 - Young at Heart
    8.6/10(373 votes)

    #25 - Young at Heart

    S1:E20

    After a visit from some teenagers, Alice feels that she and Ralph are starting to get old. She wants Ralph to take her out for some youthful activities, starting with roller-skating. But Ralph thinks the idea is ridiculous, and at first, resists it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Loudspeaker" is the worst rated episode of "The Honeymooners". It scored 8/10 based on 301 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/21/1956. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Here Comes the Bride".