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The Best Episodes of The King of Queens Season 9

Every episode of The King of Queens Season 9 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The King of Queens Season 9!

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Life’s good for deliveryman Doug Heffernan, until his newly widowed father-in-law, Arthur, moves in with him and his wife Carrie. Doug is no longer the king of his domain, and instead of having a big

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    The King of Queens Season 9 Episode 1 - Mama Cast
    7.8/10(530 votes)

    #1 - Mama Cast

    S9:E1

    Doug decides to spend the Heffernans' tax refund on an ice cream truck. Meanwhile, Carrie fills in as a pretend mom at model homes, and discovers a reemergence of her maternal desires.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. The King of Queens Season 9 Episode 2 - Affair Trade
    8.1/10(612 votes)

    #2 - Affair Trade

    S9:E2

    Doug panics when he starts getting sexy phone messages meant for another Doug Heffernan, but Carrie doesn't seem to care. Meanwhile, Danny tries to force a wedge between Spence and a new lady friend.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. The King of Queens Season 9 Episode 3 - Moxie Moron
    7.3/10(471 votes)

    #3 - Moxie Moron

    S9:E3

    Doug and Deacon fill in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Carrie regrets her decision to complain about her company's chinzy gift for work on an important project.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. The King of Queens Season 9 Episode 4 - Major Disturbance
    7.7/10(484 votes)

    #4 - Major Disturbance

    S9:E4

    The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. The King of Queens Season 9 Episode 5 - Ruff Goin'
    7.2/10(457 votes)

    #5 - Ruff Goin'

    S9:E5

    Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy-a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. The King of Queens Season 9 Episode 6 - Brace Yourself
    7.4/10(461 votes)

    #6 - Brace Yourself

    S9:E6

    An unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. The King of Queens Season 9 Episode 7 - Home Cheapo
    7.5/10(442 votes)

    #7 - Home Cheapo

    S9:E7

    Carrie is convinced that Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. The King of Queens Season 9 Episode 8 - Offensive Fowl
    7.9/10(498 votes)

    #8 - Offensive Fowl

    S9:E8

    Carrie soon grows tired of Doug's forcing his new vegetarian lifestyle down her throat. Meanwhile, Carrie's boss wants to start discussing novels with her and Spence takes on some humiliating new jobs.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. The King of Queens Season 9 Episode 9 - Mild Bunch
    7.7/10(538 votes)

    #9 - Mild Bunch

    S9:E9

    Doug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for a past grievance with their old principal.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. The King of Queens Season 9 Episode 10 - Manhattan Project
    7.5/10(482 votes)

    #10 - Manhattan Project

    S9:E10

    Carrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan, but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. The King of Queens Season 9 Episode 11 - Single Spaced
    7.4/10(471 votes)

    #11 - Single Spaced

    S9:E11

    Seeing friends who recently had a child makes Doug and Carrie consider adopting.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. The King of Queens Season 9 Episode 12 - China Syndrome (1)
    8.2/10(1068 votes)

    #12 - China Syndrome (1)

    S9:E12

    Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, as they ponder whether they have a future together. Arthur and Ava's wedding day turns problematic.

    Director:Rob Schiller
    Writer:Michael J. Weithorn

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  13. The King of Queens Season 9 Episode 13 - China Syndrome (2)
    7.8/10(284 votes)

    #13 - China Syndrome (2)

    S9:E13

    At Arthur's wedding reception, Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, and they ponder whether they have a future together.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Michael J. Weithorn

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Season 9 Ratings Summary

"Mama Cast" is the best rated episode of "The King of Queens" season 9. It scored 7.8/10 based on 530 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 12/6/2006. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "Affair Trade".