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The Best Episodes of The King of Queens Season 9

Every episode of The King of Queens Season 9 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The King of Queens Season 9!

Life’s good for deliveryman Doug Heffernan, until his newly widowed father-in-law, Arthur, moves in with him and his wife Carrie. Doug is no longer the king of his domain, and instead of having a big screen television in his recently renovated basement, he now has a crazy old man.

Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Season 9 Ratings Summary

The best episode of "The King of Queens" season 9 is "Mama Cast", rated 7.8/10 from 479 user votes. It was directed by N/A and written by N/A. "Mama Cast" aired on 12/6/2006 and is rated 0.3 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Affair Trade".

  • Mama Cast
    7.8/10 479 votes

    #1 - Mama Cast

    Season 9 Episode 1 - Aired 12/6/2006

    Doug decides to spend the Heffernans' tax refund on an ice cream truck. Meanwhile, Carrie fills in as a pretend mom at model homes, and discovers a reemergence of her maternal desires.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Affair Trade
    8.1/10 558 votes

    #2 - Affair Trade

    Season 9 Episode 2 - Aired 12/6/2006

    Doug panics when he starts getting sexy phone messages meant for another Doug Heffernan, but Carrie doesn't seem to care. Meanwhile, Danny tries to force a wedge between Spence and a new lady friend.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Moxie Moron
    7.4/10 424 votes

    #3 - Moxie Moron

    Season 9 Episode 3 - Aired 12/13/2006

    Doug and Deacon fill in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Carrie regrets her decision to complain about her company's chinzy gift for work on an important project.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Major Disturbance
    7.6/10 432 votes

    #4 - Major Disturbance

    Season 9 Episode 4 - Aired 12/13/2006

    The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Ruff Goin'
    7.2/10 408 votes

    #5 - Ruff Goin'

    Season 9 Episode 5 - Aired 12/20/2006

    Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy-a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Brace Yourself
    7.4/10 418 votes

    #6 - Brace Yourself

    Season 9 Episode 6 - Aired 1/3/2007

    An unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Home Cheapo
    7.5/10 396 votes

    #7 - Home Cheapo

    Season 9 Episode 7 - Aired 4/9/2007

    Carrie is convinced that Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Offensive Fowl
    7.9/10 452 votes

    #8 - Offensive Fowl

    Season 9 Episode 8 - Aired 4/16/2007

    Carrie soon grows tired of Doug's forcing his new vegetarian lifestyle down her throat. Meanwhile, Carrie's boss wants to start discussing novels with her and Spence takes on some humiliating new jobs.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Mild Bunch
    7.7/10 488 votes

    #9 - Mild Bunch

    Season 9 Episode 9 - Aired 4/23/2007

    Doug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for a past grievance with their old principal.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Manhattan Project
    7.4/10 439 votes

    #10 - Manhattan Project

    Season 9 Episode 10 - Aired 4/30/2007

    Carrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan, but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Single Spaced
    7.4/10 429 votes

    #11 - Single Spaced

    Season 9 Episode 11 - Aired 5/7/2007

    Seeing friends who recently had a child makes Doug and Carrie consider adopting.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • China Syndrome (1)
    8.2/10 1,022 votes

    #12 - China Syndrome (1)

    Season 9 Episode 12 - Aired 5/14/2007

    Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, as they ponder whether they have a future together. Arthur and Ava's wedding day turns problematic.

    Director: Rob Schiller

    Writer: Michael J. Weithorn

  • China Syndrome (2)
    7.9/10 231 votes

    #13 - China Syndrome (2)

    Season 9 Episode 13 - Aired 5/14/2007

    At Arthur's wedding reception, Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, and they ponder whether they have a future together.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Michael J. Weithorn