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The Best Episodes of The King of Queens Season 7

Every episode of The King of Queens Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The King of Queens Season 7!

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Life’s good for deliveryman Doug Heffernan, until his newly widowed father-in-law, Arthur, moves in with him and his wife Carrie. Doug is no longer the king of his domain, and instead of having a big

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 1 - Lost Vegas
    7.7/10(501 votes)

    #1 - Lost Vegas

    S7:E1

    In an attempt to go to Las Vegas for a weekend with the guys, Doug begins to build up credit by taking Carrie to a spa. Meanwhile, after hearing about Las Vegas, Arthur trains Spence on how to count cards, before visiting a small casino, being held for orphans.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 2 - Dugan Groupie
    7.3/10(478 votes)

    #2 - Dugan Groupie

    S7:E2

    Carrie and Doug have a conflict of interest when Carrie begins to stay late every night at work but it leaves Doug to feel neglected.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Tony Sheehan

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  3. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 3 - Furious Gorge
    8.2/10(567 votes)

    #3 - Furious Gorge

    S7:E3

    On the way to a overeating support group, Doug notices an abusive relationship group, and decides to join them instead. Although, Carrie becomes suspicious when he not only gains weight, but begins to cower in her presence.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 4 - Entertainment Weakly
    7.4/10(503 votes)

    #4 - Entertainment Weakly

    S7:E4

    Doug's position as the "Funny Guy" is threatened, when IPS' new employee wins over the workforce with his impersonations. Meanwhile, an assistant is hired to work for Carrie, and ends up performing more work than expected.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 5 - Name Dropper
    8.0/10(516 votes)

    #5 - Name Dropper

    S7:E5

    Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 6 - Offtrack... Bedding
    7.6/10(474 votes)

    #6 - Offtrack... Bedding

    S7:E6

    Doug's parents pay a visit to the Heffernan household, where Doug surprises them with theater tickets. However, Joe Heffernan is distracted by his Train Fair, which causes Janet to develop a friendship with Arthur.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 7 - Silent Mite
    7.6/10(506 votes)

    #7 - Silent Mite

    S7:E7

    While Christmas shopping at the mall, Doug loses his wallet and begins a quest to find the wallet and the culprit who may have stolen it. But with no help from Carrie or the cops, he requests the help of Arthur.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 8 - Awed Couple
    7.6/10(496 votes)

    #8 - Awed Couple

    S7:E8

    While Doug and Carrie are at dinner with Neal and Marcy, they are introduced to Marc and Renne, with whom they have an instant connection.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 9 - Cologne Ranger
    7.8/10(520 votes)

    #9 - Cologne Ranger

    S7:E9

    After ten years of marriage, Doug finds a new love – in the form of designer cologne that Carrie can't stand, but his scent-ual affair forces Carrie to demonstrate bad behaviors of her own. Meanwhile, Arthur attempts to show Spence and Holly the finer points of movie hopping.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 10 - Domestic Disturbance
    7.7/10(494 votes)

    #10 - Domestic Disturbance

    S7:E10

    Carrie uses her extra income to hire a maid, but Doug feels left out and decides to hire his own help in the form of Spence's mom, Veronica. Soon, Veronica proves to make more messes than she cleans, especially when her newly subordinate position makes Arthur pine for her.

    Director:Ken Whittingham
    Writer:Tony Sheehan

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  11. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 11 - Pour Judgment
    7.7/10(502 votes)

    #11 - Pour Judgment

    S7:E11

    Doug decides to pursue a long-abandoned dream to become a bartender, much to Carrie's angst. Although she starts to warm up the the idea, Doug soon realizes that dreams are not always what they are cracked up to be. Meanwhile Arthur enters the dangerous world of politics.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 12 - Gym Neighbors
    7.9/10(516 votes)

    #12 - Gym Neighbors

    S7:E12

    When the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrigno's, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working out.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 13 - Gorilla Warfare
    7.7/10(506 votes)

    #13 - Gorilla Warfare

    S7:E13

    Carrie recalls what Doug said to her when they were dating that made her want to marry him, but then she learns a horrifying truth about that night; Danny falls for Holly after his girlfriend breaks up with him

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 14 - Hi, School
    7.6/10(537 votes)

    #14 - Hi, School

    S7:E14

    When delivering a package to his old high school, Doug meets his old football coach, and against Carrie's wishes, begins to return to the school on a regular basis as the football hero. Meanwhile, after losing his eye drops, Arthur manages to lose his sense of hearing, sight, and speech in one day and becomes completely reliant on Holly.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 15 - Deconstructing Carrie
    7.7/10(496 votes)

    #15 - Deconstructing Carrie

    S7:E15

    Carrie is discouraged about her looks as she faces her 35th birthday so Doug gets construction workers to hoot and holler at her as she passes by in hopes of cheering her up. Also, Arthur tries to come up with a perfect gift for his daughter.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 16 - Black List
    7.6/10(505 votes)

    #16 - Black List

    S7:E16

    When Deacon snubs his usual boys for a new African-American friend, Doug desperately tries to find his own "roots" in an attempt to win him back. Meanwhile, Carrie runs her cuticles ragged to find out why her manicurist will no longer schedule her appointments.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 17 - Wish Boned
    7.5/10(461 votes)

    #17 - Wish Boned

    S7:E17

    What starts out as a great trip quickly turns into a nightmare as Doug and Arthur are forced to switch planes, which puts them in Pittsburgh instead of St. Louis.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Michael J. Weithorn

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  18. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 18 - Van, Go
    7.8/10(544 votes)

    #18 - Van, Go

    S7:E18

    While eating at a new cafe with Deacon, Doug manages to agitate their waitress so much that she demands they fight once her shift ends. Meanwhile, Carrie asks Holly to go shopping with her, only so that she can use her van.

    Director:Mark Cendrowski
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 19 - Ice Cubed
    7.7/10(509 votes)

    #19 - Ice Cubed

    S7:E19

    When a checkout girl is distracted making personal calls and accidentally doesn't charge Carrie for her digital music player, Carrie walks out the store with free merchandise.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 20 - Catching Hell
    7.8/10(485 votes)

    #20 - Catching Hell

    S7:E20

    A work event in a ballpark skybox leads Carrie, Doug and his buddies out to the game - but when an important client finds fault with Doug, Spence has to step in as the devoted husband. At Arthur's dinner party, guest Bernard, turns the table against him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 21 - Slippery Slope
    7.9/10(495 votes)

    #21 - Slippery Slope

    S7:E21

    Doug lures Carrie to a timeshare sales ski weekend where the strength of their relationship is tested under the intense sales pressure. On the same excursion, Spence and Danny feel the sting of intolerance when they assume the role of a "couple" to enjoy the weekend.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 22 - Buy Curious
    7.4/10(468 votes)

    #22 - Buy Curious

    S7:E22

    Doug reluctantly agrees to Carrie's idea to "flip" their deceased neighbor's house but doesn't hesitate to blame her when the cost of the much-needed home improvements start to add up.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Lost Vegas" is the best rated episode of "The King of Queens" season 7. It scored 7.7/10 based on 501 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/27/2004. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Dugan Groupie".