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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    The Lovers Season 1 Episode 1 - War Is Declared
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    #1 - War Is Declared

    S1:E1

    Ex-partners Beryl and Geoffrey try to convince themselves they don't care about each other... but after a chance meeting where they are obviously both smitten they end up getting back together again.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. The Lovers Season 1 Episode 2 - The Dominant Partner
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    #2 - The Dominant Partner

    S1:E2

    Beryl is confused about how she wants Geoffrey to treat her, thinking a man should dominate a relationship. Geoffrey wants to keep Beryl happy and will go along with whatever she wants. Beryl spends the episode ordering Geoffrey to order her about, objects with whatever choices he then makes for her, and they both end up doing what she wants anyway while Geoffrey gets more and more confused.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. The Lovers Season 1 Episode 3 - Freckle Face
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    #3 - Freckle Face

    S1:E3

    Geoffrey worries that he isn't getting anywhere with Beryl and in despair takes advice from his friend who persuades him to try a date with a different girl. Beryl's mother starts advising her daughter on how to attract Geoffrey, but the situation proves impossible when the majority of the time she spends with him is at home under the watchful gaze of her mother. The pair end up back together realising that they always want different things at the same time, but luckily that's always been the case and they know it's never stopped them before.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. The Lovers Season 1 Episode 4 - Brainwashed
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    #4 - Brainwashed

    S1:E4

    In order to persuade Geoffrey hw wonderful married life is, Beryl takes hom on a visit to her friend Sandra Appleton... but Sandra and her husband Neville seem anything but happy.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. The Lovers Season 1 Episode 5 - The Pipe and the Moustache
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    #5 - The Pipe and the Moustache

    S1:E5

    Beryl wants Geoffrey to start looking and acting older... but the moustache and the cardigan she suggests make him look like an old married man.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. The Lovers Season 1 Episode 6 - The Truth Game
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    #6 - The Truth Game

    S1:E6

    Geoffrey and beryl have a huge fall out... but can't seem to get away from each other when they accidentally end up at the same party.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. The Lovers Season 2 Episode 1 - The Engagement Party
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    #7 - The Engagement Party

    S2:E1

    Geoffrey is fed up with constantly getting nowhere with Beryl and decides it's all over... but after yet another reconciliation he finally ends up engaged to her.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. The Lovers Season 2 Episode 2 - Call It Off
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    #8 - Call It Off

    S2:E2

    Geoffrey is determined to find a way out of being engaged to Beryl.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. The Lovers Season 2 Episode 3 - The Broken Engagement
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    #9 - The Broken Engagement

    S2:E3

    After breaking off his engagement with Beryl, Geoffrey seriously begins to think he's made a mistake.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. The Lovers Season 2 Episode 4 - Economy
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    #10 - Economy

    S2:E4

    Beryl starts organising Geoffrey's finances as she plans for their long-term future.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. The Lovers Season 2 Episode 5 - The Better Homes Exhibition
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    #11 - The Better Homes Exhibition

    S2:E5

    Geoffrey gets dragged round the Better Homes Exhibition by Beryl who terrifies him with all her talk of settling down and getting a house together with all the mod cons. After worrying excessively of all the things he'll have to buy, Beryl tells him it's okay, he's not to worry... her mother says they can live with her when they're married.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. The Lovers Season 2 Episode 6 - The Trial Marriage
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    #12 - The Trial Marriage

    S2:E6

    Finally a chance for a bit of ""Percy Filth"" when Beryl's mum is spending an evening away from home and Beryl is willing to let Geoffrey stay over.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. The Lovers Season 2 Episode 7 - The Best Laid Plans
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    #13 - The Best Laid Plans

    S2:E7

    Beryl and her mum are frantically planning the wedding while Geoffrey has a major case of cold feet and wonders if it might be a better idea to call the wedding off and move to Fleetwood.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"War Is Declared" is the worst rated episode of "The Lovers". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/27/1970. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Dominant Partner".