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The Best Episodes of Rules of Engagement

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The Best Episodes of Rules of Engagement

Rules of Engagement is a comedy about the different phases of male/female relationships, as seen through the eyes of a newly engaged couple, Adam and...

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  1. Background image for Mannequin Head Ball
    8.1/10(630 votes)

    #1 - Mannequin Head Ball

    S5:E7

    When Jeff can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy go on a double date.

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    Director:Ted Wass
  2. Background image for Jeff's Wooby
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #2 - Jeff's Wooby

    S1:E7

    Audrey is scared by Jeff's constant reminiscing about each t-shirt's significance. After a little while, she starts to wonder if his best times in life may have come before her.

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    Director:Ted Wass
  3. Background image for Russell's Secret
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #3 - Russell's Secret

    S3:E1

    Audrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.

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  4. Background image for Jeff's New Friend
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #4 - Jeff's New Friend

    S3:E3

    Jeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend.

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    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Tom Hertz
  5. Background image for Lyin' King
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #5 - Lyin' King

    S3:E5

    Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.

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    Director:Ted Wass
  6. Background image for Poaching Timmy
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #6 - Poaching Timmy

    S3:E6

    When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.

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  8. Background image for Old Timer's Day
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #7 - Old Timer's Day

    S3:E7

    After being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.

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    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Tom Hertz
  9. Background image for Twice
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #8 - Twice

    S3:E8

    Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.

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    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #9 - Family Style

    S3:E10

    Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it.

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    Director:Ted Wass
  11. Background image for Sex Toy Story
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #10 - Sex Toy Story

    S3:E13

    After Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life.

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  12. Background image for Nature Calls
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #11 - Nature Calls

    S6:E4

    When the gang decides to take a trip to Vermont to check out the fall foliage, they find themselves wishing they had never left home. Meanwhile, Russell has renewed faith in his marriage to Liz.

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    Director:Ted Wass
  13. Background image for After the Lovin'
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #12 - After the Lovin'

    S6:E10

    Jeff discovers that Audrey uses sex to get what she wants, while Russell and Timmy make a commercial for their new soup spoon.

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    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Tom Hertz
  14. Background image for The Five Things
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #13 - The Five Things

    S6:E12

    Jeff is stumped when Audrey asks him to name five nice things about her. Meanwhile, Russell pushes Timmy to serenade a woman he likes; Jennifer and Adam mistakenly receive Audrey and Jeff's bank statement.

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    Director:Ted Wass
  15. Background image for Meat Wars
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #14 - Meat Wars

    S6:E13

    When Audrey and Jen makes plans to see a concert, Jeff makes solo plans and excludes Adam, whose feelings are hurt.

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    Director:Ted Wass
  16. Background image for 100th
    8.0/10(520 votes)

    #15 - 100th

    S7:E13

    Brenda goes into labor on Jennifer and Adam's wedding day. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy make an attempt at reconciliation and Audrey surprises Jeff.

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    Director:Tom Hertz
    Writer:Tom Hertz
  17. Background image for Snoozin' for a Bruisin'
    7.9/10(500 votes)

    #16 - Snoozin' for a Bruisin'

    S4:E2

    When Jeff and Audrey switch sides of the bed, Jeff accidentally rolls over and clocks Audrey in the face, landing her in the hospital.

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    Director:Andy Cadiff
  18. Background image for Atlantic City
    7.9/10(463 votes)

    #17 - Atlantic City

    S4:E3

    Audrey tries to make Jeff feel guilty for not telling her that his friend's bachelor party in Atlantic City was cancelled; however, her plan backfires when Jeff discovers that Audrey is also being deceitful.

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    7.9/10(386 votes)

    #18 - Catering

    S7:E8

    Brenda gets Jeff and Audrey to help cater an event at Columbia University. Audrey tries to impress the attendees, but it's Jeff's bartending skills that wow the crowd. Meanwhile, Russell enthusiastically embraces Timmy's Bollywood culture.

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  20. Background image for The Birthday Deal
    7.7/10(3 votes)

    #19 - The Birthday Deal

    S1:E2

    When it's time to plan a party for Jeff's birthday, everyone gets involved. But Audrey is spending a little too much time on planning the party, which makes Jeff unhappy. Alhough Jeff won't reveal what he usually gets in the annual birthday deal, Adam brings up the subject with Jennifer and is then worried when Jennifer not only agrees to give him a birthday deal, but announces she wants to get one in return. Meanwhile, Russell is obsessed with trying to figure out what Jeff's birthday present really is.

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    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Tom Hertz
  21. Background image for The Chair
    7.7/10(3 votes)

    #20 - The Chair

    S6:E7

    A battle of wills ensues when Audrey won't admit she hates an armchair that Jeff pretends to love; Russell sues Timmy for sexual harassment.

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    Director:Ted Wass
  22. Background image for A Big Bust
    7.7/10(3 votes)

    #21 - A Big Bust

    S6:E9

    When Audrey thinks her maid needs help getting money to fix her limp, she asks her neighbors to help contribute, only to find out she misunderstood what the maid needed the money for.

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  23. Background image for Flirting With Disaster
    7.6/10(511 votes)

    #22 - Flirting With Disaster

    S2:E1

    Jeff's snoring has gotten out of hands. Audrey, who isn't able to sleep anymore, decides that she and Jeff should sleep in separate bedrooms. While this could seems like a bad situation for some, other like Jeff see the good side of it. Jeff takes advantage of his new found freedom by staying up too late and living like a college student.

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    7.6/10(492 votes)

    #23 - Flirting

    S4:E1

    Jeff listens to Russell about a co-worker and finds himself in trouble. Timmy is sent to get Russell's phone from the apartment of his most recent conquest.

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    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Tom Hertz
  25. Background image for Cooking Class
    7.6/10(359 votes)

    #24 - Cooking Class

    S7:E9

    Jeff and Audrey join Adam and Jen's healthy cooking class, but it turns into a competition after Jen insults Audrey's cooking. Meanwhile, Timmy is freaked out by his resemblance to Russell's new girlfriend, Radha.

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    Director:Ted Wass
  26. Background image for Pilot
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #25 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    Married couple Jeff and Audrey have just learned their next door neighbor, Jennifer, has become engaged to her boyfriend, Adam. But when Jeff tries to give Adam advice, he develops doubt about the impending engagement. Meanwhile, Jennifer fixes up Adam's best friend, Russell, because she believes the right woman could change his habit of being a serial dater. Meanwhile, Jeff inadvertently starts a fight between Audrey and himself about an old bicycle.

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    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Tom Hertz

Best Episodes Summary

"Mannequin Head Ball" is the best rated episode of "Rules of Engagement". It scored 8.1/10 based on 630 votes. Directed by Ted Wass and written by Michael A. Ross, it aired on 11/1/2010. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Jeff's Wooby".