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Rules of Engagement is a comedy about the different phases of male/female relationships, as seen through the eyes of a newly engaged couple, Adam and Jennifer, a long-time married pair, Jeff and Audrey, and a

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Rules of Engagement Season 7 Episode 13 - 100th
    9.0/10(3 votes)

    #1 - 100th

    S7:E13

    Brenda goes into labor on Jennifer and Adam's wedding day. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy make an attempt at reconciliation and Audrey surprises Jeff.

    Director:Tom Hertz
    Writer:Tom Hertz

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  2. Rules of Engagement Season 2 Episode 1 - Flirting With Disaster
    8.7/10(3 votes)

    #2 - Flirting With Disaster

    S2:E1

    Jeff's snoring has gotten out of hands. Audrey, who isn't able to sleep anymore, decides that she and Jeff should sleep in separate bedrooms. While this could seems like a bad situation for some, other like Jeff see the good side of it. Jeff takes advantage of his new found freedom by staying up too late and living like a college student.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Steve Holland

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  3. Rules of Engagement Season 7 Episode 5 - Fountain of Youth
    8.5/10(2 votes)

    #3 - Fountain of Youth

    S7:E5

    After meeting up with college friends who are no longer into partying, Jeff and Audrey set out to prove that even with a baby on the way, they can still have fun. Meanwhile, Timmy tricks Russell into accompanying him to a nursing home.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Mike Sikowitz

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  4. Rules of Engagement Season 4 Episode 2 - Snoozin' for a Bruisin'
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #4 - Snoozin' for a Bruisin'

    S4:E2

    When Jeff and Audrey switch sides of the bed, Jeff accidentally rolls over and clocks Audrey in the face, landing her in the hospital.

    Director:Andy Cadiff
    Writer:Barry Wernick

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  5. Rules of Engagement Season 1 Episode 7 - Jeff's Wooby
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #5 - Jeff's Wooby

    S1:E7

    Audrey is scared by Jeff's constant reminiscing about each t-shirt's significance. After a little while, she starts to wonder if his best times in life may have come before her.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Barry Wernick

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  6. Rules of Engagement Season 2 Episode 4 - Guy Code
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #6 - Guy Code

    S2:E4

    Audrey gets a lesson about the 'guy code' when Jeff shares a secret about a new friend.

    Director:Mark Cendrowski
    Writer:Mike Haukom

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  7. Rules of Engagement Season 2 Episode 5 - Bag Ladies
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #7 - Bag Ladies

    S2:E5

    Jeff suddenly feels he has nothing to talk about with the guys so he feels the only way to connect with the guys is to talk about sex. Jeff and Audrey need to come up with a different topic and leave the discussion of sex for the bedroom.

    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Vanessa McCarthy

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  8. Rules of Engagement Season 2 Episode 6 - Old School Jeff
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #8 - Old School Jeff

    S2:E6

    Jeff has a rare opportunity to have a night with the guys rather than go to a wedding. Will Audrey’s fear about Jeff come true?

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Linda Videtti Figueiredo

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  9. Rules of Engagement Season 2 Episode 15 - Pimp My Bride
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #9 - Pimp My Bride

    S2:E15

    Russell tries another approach to get the girl. Will using his apartment for a photo shoot seal the deal? Also Adam and Jennifer have a wedding date picked.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Barry Wernick

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  10. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 1 - Russell's Secret
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #10 - Russell's Secret

    S3:E1

    Audrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.

    Director:Mark Cendrowski
    Writer:Jeffrey Richman

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  11. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 3 - Jeff's New Friend
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #11 - Jeff's New Friend

    S3:E3

    Jeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Tom Hertz

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  12. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 5 - Lyin' King
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #12 - Lyin' King

    S3:E5

    Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Mike Haukom

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  13. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 6 - Poaching Timmy
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #13 - Poaching Timmy

    S3:E6

    When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.

    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Jeffrey Richman

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  14. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 7 - Old Timer's Day
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #14 - Old Timer's Day

    S3:E7

    After being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.

    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Tom Hertz

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  15. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 8 - Twice
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #15 - Twice

    S3:E8

    Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.

    Director:Ken Whittingham
    Writer:Vanessa McCarthy

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  16. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 10 - Family Style
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #16 - Family Style

    S3:E10

    Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Mike Sikowitz

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  17. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 13 - Sex Toy Story
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #17 - Sex Toy Story

    S3:E13

    After Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life.

    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Steve Holland

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  18. Rules of Engagement Season 4 Episode 1 - Flirting
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #18 - Flirting

    S4:E1

    Jeff listens to Russell about a co-worker and finds himself in trouble. Timmy is sent to get Russell's phone from the apartment of his most recent conquest.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Tom Hertz

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  19. Rules of Engagement Season 4 Episode 3 - Atlantic City
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #19 - Atlantic City

    S4:E3

    Audrey tries to make Jeff feel guilty for not telling her that his friend's bachelor party in Atlantic City was cancelled; however, her plan backfires when Jeff discovers that Audrey is also being deceitful.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Lance Whinery

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  20. Rules of Engagement Season 4 Episode 12 - Harassment
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #20 - Harassment

    S4:E12

    A new employee with an axe to grind against Audrey files a sexual harassment claim against her. Meanwhile, after being teased for playing cricket, Timmy challenges Jeff to a game to prove the sport is not for wimps.

    Directors:Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
    Writer:Vanessa McCarthy

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  21. Rules of Engagement Season 4 Episode 13 - They Do?
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #21 - They Do?

    S4:E13

    Adam and Jennifer plan a secret wedding; however, a series of unfortunate events puts their plan in jeopardy. Meanwhile, to keep Russell and Timmy from finding out about the ceremony, Adam tells them he is staging an intervention for Jeff, on the fourth season finale of RULES OF ENGAGEMEN.

    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Tom Hertz

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  22. Rules of Engagement Season 5 Episode 2 - The Bank
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #22 - The Bank

    S5:E2

    Jeff tells Adam his secret for keeping track of Audrey's mistakes and how he uses that list to keep Audrey from getting too upset with him when he makes mistakes. Russell hoping to get a girl sends a nasty e-mail to Timmy's love interest.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Mike Sikowitz

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  23. Rules of Engagement Season 5 Episode 6 - Baked
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #23 - Baked

    S5:E6

    Audrey goes stir crazy after quitting her job and decides to start a cookie business. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to be one of the guys.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Tim Doyle

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  24. Rules of Engagement Season 5 Episode 13 - The Home Stretch
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #24 - The Home Stretch

    S5:E13

    When Jeff discovers that a guy is giving Audrey home pilates classes, he wants to make a change. Meanwhile, Adam tells Jennifer specifics about his football past.

    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Lance Whinery

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  25. Rules of Engagement Season 5 Episode 16 - Jeff's Day
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #25 - Jeff's Day

    S5:E16

    Jeff's day goes as planned and is messed up when the house keeper drops by. Adam's eye twitches and he finds out what may cause it.

    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Barry Wernick

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Best Episodes Summary

"100th" is the best rated episode of "Rules of Engagement". It scored 9/10 based on 3 votes. Directed by Tom Hertz and written by Tom Hertz, it aired on 5/20/2013. This episode scored 0.3 points higher than the second highest rated, "Flirting With Disaster".