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The Best Episodes of Rules of Engagement

Every episode of Rules of Engagement ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Rules of Engagement!

Rules of Engagement is a comedy about the different phases of male/female relationships, as seen through the eyes of a newly engaged couple, Adam and Jennifer, a long-time married pair, Jeff and Audrey, and a single guy on the prowl, Russell. As they find out, the often confusing stages of a relationship can seem like being on a roller coaster. People can describe the ride to you, but to really know what it's like you have to experience it for yourself.

Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Top Episode Highlight

The best episode of "Rules of Engagement" is "Mannequin Head Ball", rated 8.1/10 from 609 user votes. It was directed by Ted Wass and written by Michael A. Ross. "Mannequin Head Ball" aired on 11/1/2010 and is rated 0.1 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "100th".

  • Mannequin Head Ball
    8.1/10 609 votes

    #1 - Mannequin Head Ball

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 2010-11-01

    When Jeff can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy go on a double date.

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: Michael A. Ross

  • 100th
    8.0/10 498 votes

    #2 - 100th

    Season 7 Episode 13 - Aired 2013-05-20

    Brenda goes into labor on Jennifer and Adam's wedding day. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy make an attempt at reconciliation and Audrey surprises Jeff.

    Director: Tom Hertz

    Writer: Tom Hertz

  • Snoozin' for a Bruisin'
    7.9/10 481 votes

    #3 - Snoozin' for a Bruisin'

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 2010-03-08

    When Jeff and Audrey switch sides of the bed, Jeff accidentally rolls over and clocks Audrey in the face, landing her in the hospital.

    Director: Andy Cadiff

    Writer: Barry Wernick

  • Atlantic City
    7.9/10 445 votes

    #4 - Atlantic City

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 2010-03-15

    Audrey tries to make Jeff feel guilty for not telling her that his friend's bachelor party in Atlantic City was cancelled; however, her plan backfires when Jeff discovers that Audrey is also being deceitful.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: Lance Whinery

  • Catering
    7.9/10 369 votes

    #5 - Catering

    Season 7 Episode 8 - Aired 2013-03-25

    Brenda gets Jeff and Audrey to help cater an event at Columbia University. Audrey tries to impress the attendees, but it's Jeff's bartending skills that wow the crowd. Meanwhile, Russell enthusiastically embraces Timmy's Bollywood culture.

    Director: Tom Hertz

    Writer: Vanessa McCarthy

  • Jeff's Wooby
    7.8/10 510 votes

    #6 - Jeff's Wooby

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 2007-03-19

    Audrey is scared by Jeff's constant reminiscing about each t-shirt's significance. After a little while, she starts to wonder if his best times in life may have come before her.

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: Barry Wernick

  • Nature Calls
    7.8/10 407 votes

    #7 - Nature Calls

    Season 6 Episode 4 - Aired 2011-11-10

    When the gang decides to take a trip to Vermont to check out the fall foliage, they find themselves wishing they had never left home. Meanwhile, Russell has renewed faith in his marriage to Liz.

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: Mike Haukom

  • Russell's Secret
    7.7/10 466 votes

    #8 - Russell's Secret

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 2009-03-02

    Audrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.

    Director: Mark Cendrowski

    Writer: Jeffrey Richman

  • Sex Toy Story
    7.7/10 453 votes

    #9 - Sex Toy Story

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 2009-05-18

    After Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: Steve Holland

  • A Big Bust
    7.7/10 409 votes

    #10 - A Big Bust

    Season 6 Episode 9 - Aired 2012-04-05

    When Audrey thinks her maid needs help getting money to fix her limp, she asks her neighbors to help contribute, only to find out she misunderstood what the maid needed the money for.

    Director: Leonard R. Garner, Jr.

    Writer: Gloria Calderón Kellett

  • Flirting With Disaster
    7.6/10 487 votes

    #11 - Flirting With Disaster

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 2007-09-24

    Jeff's snoring has gotten out of hands. Audrey, who isn't able to sleep anymore, decides that she and Jeff should sleep in separate bedrooms. While this could seems like a bad situation for some, other like Jeff see the good side of it. Jeff takes advantage of his new found freedom by staying up too late and living like a college student.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Steve Holland

  • Poaching Timmy
    7.6/10 520 votes

    #12 - Poaching Timmy

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 2009-04-13

    When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: Jeffrey Richman

  • Old Timer's Day
    7.6/10 471 votes

    #13 - Old Timer's Day

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 2009-04-20

    After being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: Tom Hertz

  • Flirting
    7.6/10 470 votes

    #14 - Flirting

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 2010-03-01

    Jeff listens to Russell about a co-worker and finds himself in trouble. Timmy is sent to get Russell's phone from the apartment of his most recent conquest.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: Tom Hertz

  • Cooking Class
    7.6/10 342 votes

    #15 - Cooking Class

    Season 7 Episode 9 - Aired 2013-04-15

    Jeff and Audrey join Adam and Jen's healthy cooking class, but it turns into a competition after Jen insults Audrey's cooking. Meanwhile, Timmy is freaked out by his resemblance to Russell's new girlfriend, Radha.

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: Michael A. Ross

  • The Birthday Deal
    7.5/10 526 votes

    #16 - The Birthday Deal

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 2007-02-12

    When it's time to plan a party for Jeff's birthday, everyone gets involved. But Audrey is spending a little too much time on planning the party, which makes Jeff unhappy. Alhough Jeff won't reveal what he usually gets in the annual birthday deal, Adam brings up the subject with Jennifer and is then worried when Jennifer not only agrees to give him a birthday deal, but announces she wants to get one in return. Meanwhile, Russell is obsessed with trying to figure out what Jeff's birthday present really is.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Tom Hertz

  • Pimp My Bride
    7.5/10 459 votes

    #17 - Pimp My Bride

    Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 2008-05-19

    Russell tries another approach to get the girl. Will using his apartment for a photo shoot seal the deal? Also Adam and Jennifer have a wedding date picked.

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: Barry Wernick

  • Jeff's New Friend
    7.5/10 467 votes

    #18 - Jeff's New Friend

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 2009-03-16

    Jeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend.

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: Tom Hertz

  • Twice
    7.5/10 455 votes

    #19 - Twice

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 2009-04-27

    Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.

    Director: Ken Whittingham

    Writer: Vanessa McCarthy

  • Family Style
    7.5/10 457 votes

    #20 - Family Style

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 2009-05-11

    Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it.

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: Mike Sikowitz

  • The Score
    7.5/10 445 votes

    #21 - The Score

    Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 2010-04-26

    Jeff really can't stand not knowing the score of the NY Rangers game and has to try hard to get the game off his mind while at a party for Audrey's boss. Russell is mad at Timmy because he doesn't root for the home team.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: Gloria Calderón Kellett

  • They Do?
    7.5/10 442 votes

    #22 - They Do?

    Season 4 Episode 13 - Aired 2010-05-24

    Adam and Jennifer plan a secret wedding; however, a series of unfortunate events puts their plan in jeopardy. Meanwhile, to keep Russell and Timmy from finding out about the ceremony, Adam tells them he is staging an intervention for Jeff, on the fourth season finale of RULES OF ENGAGEMEN.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: Tom Hertz

  • The Bank
    7.5/10 437 votes

    #23 - The Bank

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 2010-09-27

    Jeff tells Adam his secret for keeping track of Audrey's mistakes and how he uses that list to keep Audrey from getting too upset with him when he makes mistakes. Russell hoping to get a girl sends a nasty e-mail to Timmy's love interest.

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: Mike Sikowitz

  • The Home Stretch
    7.5/10 443 votes

    #24 - The Home Stretch

    Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 2011-01-03

    When Jeff discovers that a guy is giving Audrey home pilates classes, he wants to make a change. Meanwhile, Adam tells Jennifer specifics about his football past.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: Lance Whinery

  • Meat Wars
    7.5/10 412 votes

    #25 - Meat Wars

    Season 6 Episode 13 - Aired 2012-05-03

    When Audrey and Jen makes plans to see a concert, Jeff makes solo plans and excludes Adam, whose feelings are hurt.

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: Lance Whinery