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The Best Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker

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The Best Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker

Patti Stanger is the founder and CEO of the Millionaire's Club, an elite matchmaking that helps wealthy men find the women of their dreams. With...

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  1. 7.5/10(9 votes)

    #1 - Hello Kitty in a One Horse Town

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    S4:E11

    A Hello Kitty fanatic loves her dogs; Patti worries that a commitment-phobic entrepreneur has anger issues.

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  2. 7.2/10(31 votes)

    #2 - Heidi & Bill

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    S2:E2

    Patti has landed a client which is much different than usual as she is a female and named Heidi. She is a CEO and fashionista. Elsewhere, Patti searches for a match for a handsome forty-something hotel executive who likes kids and much younger women. Back at the office, Patti has hired a new assistant who is Destin's girlfriend.

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  3. 7.2/10(23 votes)

    #3 - Smike & Rupert

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    S3:E4

    Patti definitely has her hands full this week: Hollywood Director Rupert Wainwright is 48-years-old, and knows it all. This Rhodes Scholar from Oxford, England wants Patti to help him find a great gal to share his life with, but Patti soon discovers that this will not be a simple task. Rupert is an ageist, telling Patti that his ideal woman would never be older than 29. The good news for Patti is that her other client is a dream come true. Smike Wallen is 41, handsome, rugged, smart, sensitive and gay! Patti immediately sees his one downfall, though – Smike travels so much he has not been able to set down roots, preventing any real long-term relationship from developing. She also needs to rid Smike of his tendencies to date younger men, much like Rupert.

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  4. 7.0/10(17 votes)

    #4 - Jimmy D & Mateo

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    S3:E6

    A returning client named Jimmy D arrives from Las Vegas, insisting he's a changed man and enlisting Patti for matchmaking help. The second client is a computer millionaire who comes with a rigid list of criteria his partner must meet. Foremost among those demands: She must be a Christian woman.

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  5. 7.0/10(31 votes)

    #5 - Trevor & Tricia

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    S3:E7

    Patti has her hands full this week. Chelsea reveals her millionaire is Tricia Cruz, a free-spirited 38 year-old divorcee who is thinking about switching teams and dating women. Patti questions if Tricia is really interested in women or just bitter about her ex-husband cheating on her right in front of her eyes.

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  6. 7.0/10(6 votes)

    #6 - Helping the Self-Helpers

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    S5:E7

    Patti springs into action to bring romance into the lives of two self-help specialists—one is a celebrity hypnotherapist and the other is a motivational speaker.

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  8. 6.8/10(19 votes)

    #7 - Hillel Presser & Dylan Smith

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    S3:E11

    A moneyed Internet entrepreneur seeks a good date, as does a smooth-talking attorney from Florida.

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  9. 6.8/10(6 votes)

    #8 - Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford

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  10. 6.8/10(7 votes)

    #9 - Marysol Patton and Luke Rockhold

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  11. 6.4/10(19 votes)

    #10 - Farrah & Kevin

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    S2:E11

    Patti's newest client who is looking for romance is a former member of Destiny's Child. Meanwhile, Kevin, a celebrity photographer, look for Patti's agency to make a romance for him that clicks.

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  12. 6.3/10(33 votes)

    #11 - Brett & David

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    Patti aids a 28-year old CEO of an energy drink company, and assists an image conscious retail owner.

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  13. 6.2/10(22 votes)

    #12 - Ayinde & Will

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    S3:E9

    Patti tries to set up a love match for an erstwhile professional volleyball player who admittedly shies away from commitment. Her second client is a big-bucks trust-fund baby whom Patti appraises as cocky and selfish. Worse, he's blemished by a cheating past.

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  14. 6.2/10(6 votes)

    #13 - Cookies and Ice, and Everything Nice

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    S4:E10

    Patti's big-bucks clients include a fortysomething heir to a diet-product fortune and a statuesque but icy woman from Russia.

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  15. 6.0/10(22 votes)

    #14 - Andrew & Laurence

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    S2:E3

    Patti works with two exact opposite clients, a vitamin company CEO named Laurence who is an extrovert, and Andrew, an introverted advertising agent. Meanwhile, drama unfolds when Rachel, the newest office hire, fouls up a recruiting session.

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  16. 6.0/10(8 votes)

    #15 - Zagros & Uri

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    S2:E10

    Patti searches for dates and mates for an Israel-born real-estate maven, and a Kurdish-Iranian entrepreneur. The second man shocks Patti when he brings in his entire family to meet and choose the proper woman for him.

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  17. 6.0/10(21 votes)

    #16 - Justin & Kevin

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    S3:E10

    Love connector Patti Stanger tries to forge a romance for a trust-fund millionaire hoping to launch a career in show business, but his requirements for a woman prove to be too lofty. Patti's second client is a film producer with chauvinistic tendencies.

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  18. 5.9/10(24 votes)

    #17 - Tai / German

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    S1:E4

    As her parents come to town for a visit, Patti helps her friends Tai and German in the quest of finding the perfect match. Also, Patti's own love life is questioned by her family.

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  19. 5.8/10(23 votes)

    #18 - Douglas & Nicole

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    S3:E8

    Patti tries to plant the seeds of love for two eco-friendly clients. The first is a 39-year-old gay millionaire whose high romantic standards have hindered his love life. The other client is a female divorcée from England who owns a green-events company.

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  20. 5.8/10(6 votes)

    #19 - There's No Place Like Home

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    S5:E1

    In the Season 5 opener, matchmaking maven Patti Stanger tries to forge a love connection for a fast-talking Internet mogul. Her other client is a worldly and outwardly charming production-company owner.

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  21. 5.8/10(6 votes)

    #20 - Chilli and Jeff Ogden

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  22. 5.6/10(31 votes)

    #21 - Harold & Jeff

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    S2:E4

    Jeff, a jazz musician, asks for Patti's help in finding him a girl gone wild. Meanwhile, Patti and Chelsea work frantically to find a mate for their client, who is a bit self-absorbed.

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  23. 5.5/10(7 votes)

    #22 - Dave / Harold

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    S1:E1

    In the first episode Patti introduces how she sets up Millionaires with women as she tries to find women for party boy Dave and older Harold.

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  24. 5.4/10(22 votes)

    #23 - Matt & Jimmy D.

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    S2:E7

    Patti escorts her staff to Napa Valley for an employee retreat, then plays a romantic for a former football player and a club owner from Chicago. Next, Patti intervenes at a mixer when a potential match does not go as planned.

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  25. 5.3/10(24 votes)

    #24 - Omar & Nick

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    S3:E1

    Patti Stanger is on top of her game! Her business is flourishing, she has a successful book under her belt and after years of helping others find love, Stanger herself is finally about to seal the deal and marry her longtime love, Andy.

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  26. 5.2/10(7 votes)

    #25 - Xander / Joseph

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    S1:E5

    Patti works with two young millionaires. With both of them being very shy, Patti will have to coach these two men and give them some hints about the dating arena.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Hello Kitty in a One Horse Town" is the best rated episode of "The Millionaire Matchmaker". It scored 7.5/10 based on 9 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/4/2011. This episode scored 0.3 points higher than the second highest rated, "Heidi & Bill".