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The Best Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker

Every episode of The Millionaire Matchmaker ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker!

Patti Stanger is the founder and CEO of the Millionaire's Club, an elite matchmaking that helps wealthy men find the women of their dreams. With...
Genre:Reality
Network:Bravo

Best Episodes Summary

"Hello Kitty in a One Horse Town" is the best rated episode of "The Millionaire Matchmaker". It scored 7.5/10 based on 9 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/4/2011. This episode scored 0.3 points higher than the second highest rated, "Heidi & Bill".

  • Hello Kitty in a One Horse Town
    7.5/109 votes
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    #1 - Hello Kitty in a One Horse Town

    Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 1/4/2011

    A Hello Kitty fanatic loves her dogs; Patti worries that a commitment-phobic entrepreneur has anger issues.

    Director: N/A

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  • Heidi & Bill
    7.2/1031 votes
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    #2 - Heidi & Bill

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 2/19/2009

    Patti has landed a client which is much different than usual as she is a female and named Heidi. She is a CEO and fashionista. Elsewhere, Patti searches for a match for a handsome forty-something hotel executive who likes kids and much younger women. Back at the office, Patti has hired a new assistant who is Destin's girlfriend.

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  • Smike & Rupert
    7.2/1023 votes
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    #3 - Smike & Rupert

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 2/9/2010

    Patti definitely has her hands full this week: Hollywood Director Rupert Wainwright is 48-years-old, and knows it all. This Rhodes Scholar from Oxford, England wants Patti to help him find a great gal to share his life with, but Patti soon discovers that this will not be a simple task. Rupert is an ageist, telling Patti that his ideal woman would never be older than 29. The good news for Patti is that her other client is a dream come true. Smike Wallen is 41, handsome, rugged, smart, sensitive and gay! Patti immediately sees his one downfall, though – Smike travels so much he has not been able to set down roots, preventing any real long-term relationship from developing. She also needs to rid Smike of his tendencies to date younger men, much like Rupert.

    Director: N/A

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  • Jimmy D & Mateo
    7.0/1017 votes
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    #4 - Jimmy D & Mateo

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 3/2/2010

    A returning client named Jimmy D arrives from Las Vegas, insisting he's a changed man and enlisting Patti for matchmaking help. The second client is a computer millionaire who comes with a rigid list of criteria his partner must meet. Foremost among those demands: She must be a Christian woman.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Trevor & Tricia
    7.0/1031 votes
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    #5 - Trevor & Tricia

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 3/9/2010

    Patti has her hands full this week. Chelsea reveals her millionaire is Tricia Cruz, a free-spirited 38 year-old divorcee who is thinking about switching teams and dating women. Patti questions if Tricia is really interested in women or just bitter about her ex-husband cheating on her right in front of her eyes.

    Director: N/A

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  • Helping the Self-Helpers
    7.0/106 votes
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    #6 - Helping the Self-Helpers

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 9/25/2011

    Patti springs into action to bring romance into the lives of two self-help specialists—one is a celebrity hypnotherapist and the other is a motivational speaker.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Hillel Presser & Dylan Smith
    6.8/1019 votes
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    #7 - Hillel Presser & Dylan Smith

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 4/6/2010

    A moneyed Internet entrepreneur seeks a good date, as does a smooth-talking attorney from Florida.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford
    6.8/106 votes
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    #8 - Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford

    Season 8 Episode 1 - Aired 12/7/2014

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Marysol Patton and Luke Rockhold
    6.8/107 votes
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    #9 - Marysol Patton and Luke Rockhold

    Season 8 Episode 6 - Aired 1/22/2015

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Farrah & Kevin
    6.4/1019 votes
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    #10 - Farrah & Kevin

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 4/30/2009

    Patti's newest client who is looking for romance is a former member of Destiny's Child. Meanwhile, Kevin, a celebrity photographer, look for Patti's agency to make a romance for him that clicks.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Brett & David
    6.3/1033 votes
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    #11 - Brett & David

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 2/12/2009

    Patti aids a 28-year old CEO of an energy drink company, and assists an image conscious retail owner.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Ayinde & Will
    6.2/1022 votes
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    #12 - Ayinde & Will

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 3/23/2010

    Patti tries to set up a love match for an erstwhile professional volleyball player who admittedly shies away from commitment. Her second client is a big-bucks trust-fund baby whom Patti appraises as cocky and selfish. Worse, he's blemished by a cheating past.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Cookies and Ice, and Everything Nice
    6.2/106 votes
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    #13 - Cookies and Ice, and Everything Nice

    Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 12/28/2010

    Patti's big-bucks clients include a fortysomething heir to a diet-product fortune and a statuesque but icy woman from Russia.

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  • Andrew & Laurence
    6.0/1022 votes
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    #14 - Andrew & Laurence

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 2/26/2009

    Patti works with two exact opposite clients, a vitamin company CEO named Laurence who is an extrovert, and Andrew, an introverted advertising agent. Meanwhile, drama unfolds when Rachel, the newest office hire, fouls up a recruiting session.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Zagros & Uri
    6.0/108 votes
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    #15 - Zagros & Uri

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 4/23/2009

    Patti searches for dates and mates for an Israel-born real-estate maven, and a Kurdish-Iranian entrepreneur. The second man shocks Patti when he brings in his entire family to meet and choose the proper woman for him.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Justin & Kevin
    6.0/1021 votes
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    #16 - Justin & Kevin

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 3/30/2010

    Love connector Patti Stanger tries to forge a romance for a trust-fund millionaire hoping to launch a career in show business, but his requirements for a woman prove to be too lofty. Patti's second client is a film producer with chauvinistic tendencies.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Tai / German
    5.9/1024 votes
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    #17 - Tai / German

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/12/2008

    As her parents come to town for a visit, Patti helps her friends Tai and German in the quest of finding the perfect match. Also, Patti's own love life is questioned by her family.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Douglas & Nicole
    5.8/1023 votes
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    #18 - Douglas & Nicole

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 3/16/2010

    Patti tries to plant the seeds of love for two eco-friendly clients. The first is a 39-year-old gay millionaire whose high romantic standards have hindered his love life. The other client is a female divorcée from England who owns a green-events company.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • There's No Place Like Home
    5.8/106 votes
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    #19 - There's No Place Like Home

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 8/15/2011

    In the Season 5 opener, matchmaking maven Patti Stanger tries to forge a love connection for a fast-talking Internet mogul. Her other client is a worldly and outwardly charming production-company owner.

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  • Chilli and Jeff Ogden
    5.8/106 votes
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    #20 - Chilli and Jeff Ogden

    Season 8 Episode 2 - Aired 12/14/2014

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    Director: N/A

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  • Harold & Jeff
    5.6/1031 votes
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    #21 - Harold & Jeff

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 3/5/2009

    Jeff, a jazz musician, asks for Patti's help in finding him a girl gone wild. Meanwhile, Patti and Chelsea work frantically to find a mate for their client, who is a bit self-absorbed.

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  • Dave / Harold
    5.5/107 votes
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    #22 - Dave / Harold

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/22/2008

    In the first episode Patti introduces how she sets up Millionaires with women as she tries to find women for party boy Dave and older Harold.

    Director: N/A

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  • Matt & Jimmy D.
    5.4/1022 votes
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    #23 - Matt & Jimmy D.

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 3/26/2009

    Patti escorts her staff to Napa Valley for an employee retreat, then plays a romantic for a former football player and a club owner from Chicago. Next, Patti intervenes at a mixer when a potential match does not go as planned.

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  • Omar & Nick
    5.3/1024 votes
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    #24 - Omar & Nick

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 1/19/2010

    Patti Stanger is on top of her game! Her business is flourishing, she has a successful book under her belt and after years of helping others find love, Stanger herself is finally about to seal the deal and marry her longtime love, Andy.

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    Writer: N/A

  • Xander / Joseph
    5.2/107 votes
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    #25 - Xander / Joseph

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/19/2008

    Patti works with two young millionaires. With both of them being very shy, Patti will have to coach these two men and give them some hints about the dating arena.

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