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The Best Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker

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Patti Stanger is the founder and CEO of the Millionaire's Club, an elite matchmaking that helps wealthy men find the women of their dreams. With a fierce passion for her work, Stanger is determined to

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 4 Episode 11 - Hello Kitty in a One Horse Town
    7.5/10(9 votes)

    #1 - Hello Kitty in a One Horse Town

    S4:E11

    A Hello Kitty fanatic loves her dogs; Patti worries that a commitment-phobic entrepreneur has anger issues.

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  2. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 2 - Heidi & Bill
    7.2/10(31 votes)

    #2 - Heidi & Bill

    S2:E2

    Patti has landed a client which is much different than usual as she is a female and named Heidi. She is a CEO and fashionista. Elsewhere, Patti searches for a match for a handsome forty-something hotel executive who likes kids and much younger women. Back at the office, Patti has hired a new assistant who is Destin's girlfriend.

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  3. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 3 Episode 4 - Smike & Rupert
    7.2/10(23 votes)

    #3 - Smike & Rupert

    S3:E4

    Patti definitely has her hands full this week: Hollywood Director Rupert Wainwright is 48-years-old, and knows it all. This Rhodes Scholar from Oxford, England wants Patti to help him find a great gal to share his life with, but Patti soon discovers that this will not be a simple task. Rupert is an ageist, telling Patti that his ideal woman would never be older than 29. The good news for Patti is that her other client is a dream come true. Smike Wallen is 41, handsome, rugged, smart, sensitive and gay! Patti immediately sees his one downfall, though – Smike travels so much he has not been able to set down roots, preventing any real long-term relationship from developing. She also needs to rid Smike of his tendencies to date younger men, much like Rupert.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 3 Episode 6 - Jimmy D & Mateo
    7.0/10(17 votes)

    #4 - Jimmy D & Mateo

    S3:E6

    A returning client named Jimmy D arrives from Las Vegas, insisting he's a changed man and enlisting Patti for matchmaking help. The second client is a computer millionaire who comes with a rigid list of criteria his partner must meet. Foremost among those demands: She must be a Christian woman.

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  5. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 3 Episode 7 - Trevor & Tricia
    7.0/10(31 votes)

    #5 - Trevor & Tricia

    S3:E7

    Patti has her hands full this week. Chelsea reveals her millionaire is Tricia Cruz, a free-spirited 38 year-old divorcee who is thinking about switching teams and dating women. Patti questions if Tricia is really interested in women or just bitter about her ex-husband cheating on her right in front of her eyes.

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  6. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 5 Episode 7 - Helping the Self-Helpers
    7.0/10(6 votes)

    #6 - Helping the Self-Helpers

    S5:E7

    Patti springs into action to bring romance into the lives of two self-help specialists—one is a celebrity hypnotherapist and the other is a motivational speaker.

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  7. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 3 Episode 11 - Hillel Presser & Dylan Smith
    6.8/10(19 votes)

    #7 - Hillel Presser & Dylan Smith

    S3:E11

    A moneyed Internet entrepreneur seeks a good date, as does a smooth-talking attorney from Florida.

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  8. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 8 Episode 1 - Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford
    6.8/10(6 votes)

    #8 - Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford

    S8:E1

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  9. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 8 Episode 6 - Marysol Patton and Luke Rockhold
    6.8/10(7 votes)

    #9 - Marysol Patton and Luke Rockhold

    S8:E6

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  10. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 11 - Farrah & Kevin
    6.4/10(19 votes)

    #10 - Farrah & Kevin

    S2:E11

    Patti's newest client who is looking for romance is a former member of Destiny's Child. Meanwhile, Kevin, a celebrity photographer, look for Patti's agency to make a romance for him that clicks.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 1 - Brett & David
    6.3/10(33 votes)

    #11 - Brett & David

    S2:E1

    Patti aids a 28-year old CEO of an energy drink company, and assists an image conscious retail owner.

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  12. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 3 Episode 9 - Ayinde & Will
    6.2/10(22 votes)

    #12 - Ayinde & Will

    S3:E9

    Patti tries to set up a love match for an erstwhile professional volleyball player who admittedly shies away from commitment. Her second client is a big-bucks trust-fund baby whom Patti appraises as cocky and selfish. Worse, he's blemished by a cheating past.

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  13. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 4 Episode 10 - Cookies and Ice, and Everything Nice
    6.2/10(6 votes)

    #13 - Cookies and Ice, and Everything Nice

    S4:E10

    Patti's big-bucks clients include a fortysomething heir to a diet-product fortune and a statuesque but icy woman from Russia.

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  14. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 5 Episode 1 - There's No Place Like Home
    6.2/10(7 votes)

    #14 - There's No Place Like Home

    S5:E1

    In the Season 5 opener, matchmaking maven Patti Stanger tries to forge a love connection for a fast-talking Internet mogul. Her other client is a worldly and outwardly charming production-company owner.

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  15. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 3 - Andrew & Laurence
    6.0/10(22 votes)

    #15 - Andrew & Laurence

    S2:E3

    Patti works with two exact opposite clients, a vitamin company CEO named Laurence who is an extrovert, and Andrew, an introverted advertising agent. Meanwhile, drama unfolds when Rachel, the newest office hire, fouls up a recruiting session.

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  16. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 10 - Zagros & Uri
    6.0/10(8 votes)

    #16 - Zagros & Uri

    S2:E10

    Patti searches for dates and mates for an Israel-born real-estate maven, and a Kurdish-Iranian entrepreneur. The second man shocks Patti when he brings in his entire family to meet and choose the proper woman for him.

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  17. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 3 Episode 10 - Justin & Kevin
    6.0/10(21 votes)

    #17 - Justin & Kevin

    S3:E10

    Love connector Patti Stanger tries to forge a romance for a trust-fund millionaire hoping to launch a career in show business, but his requirements for a woman prove to be too lofty. Patti's second client is a film producer with chauvinistic tendencies.

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  18. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 1 Episode 4 - Tai / German
    5.9/10(24 votes)

    #18 - Tai / German

    S1:E4

    As her parents come to town for a visit, Patti helps her friends Tai and German in the quest of finding the perfect match. Also, Patti's own love life is questioned by her family.

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  19. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 3 Episode 8 - Douglas & Nicole
    5.8/10(23 votes)

    #19 - Douglas & Nicole

    S3:E8

    Patti tries to plant the seeds of love for two eco-friendly clients. The first is a 39-year-old gay millionaire whose high romantic standards have hindered his love life. The other client is a female divorcée from England who owns a green-events company.

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  20. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 8 Episode 2 - Chilli and Jeff Ogden
    5.8/10(6 votes)

    #20 - Chilli and Jeff Ogden

    S8:E2

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  21. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 4 - Harold & Jeff
    5.6/10(31 votes)

    #21 - Harold & Jeff

    S2:E4

    Jeff, a jazz musician, asks for Patti's help in finding him a girl gone wild. Meanwhile, Patti and Chelsea work frantically to find a mate for their client, who is a bit self-absorbed.

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  22. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 1 Episode 1 - Dave / Harold
    5.5/10(7 votes)

    #22 - Dave / Harold

    S1:E1

    In the first episode Patti introduces how she sets up Millionaires with women as she tries to find women for party boy Dave and older Harold.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 7 - Matt & Jimmy D.
    5.4/10(22 votes)

    #23 - Matt & Jimmy D.

    S2:E7

    Patti escorts her staff to Napa Valley for an employee retreat, then plays a romantic for a former football player and a club owner from Chicago. Next, Patti intervenes at a mixer when a potential match does not go as planned.

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  24. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 3 Episode 1 - Omar & Nick
    5.3/10(24 votes)

    #24 - Omar & Nick

    S3:E1

    Patti Stanger is on top of her game! Her business is flourishing, she has a successful book under her belt and after years of helping others find love, Stanger herself is finally about to seal the deal and marry her longtime love, Andy.

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  25. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 1 Episode 5 - Xander / Joseph
    5.2/10(7 votes)

    #25 - Xander / Joseph

    S1:E5

    Patti works with two young millionaires. With both of them being very shy, Patti will have to coach these two men and give them some hints about the dating arena.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Hello Kitty in a One Horse Town" is the best rated episode of "The Millionaire Matchmaker". It scored 7.5/10 based on 9 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/4/2011. This episode scored 0.3 points higher than the second highest rated, "Heidi & Bill".