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The Best Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker

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The Best Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker

Patti Stanger is the founder and CEO of the Millionaire's Club, an elite matchmaking that helps wealthy men find the women of their dreams. With...

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  1. Background image for Hello Kitty in a One Horse Town
    7.5/10(9 votes)

    #1 - Hello Kitty in a One Horse Town

    S4:E11

    A Hello Kitty fanatic loves her dogs; Patti worries that a commitment-phobic entrepreneur has anger issues.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Cookies and Ice, and Everything Nice
    6.2/10(6 votes)

    #2 - Cookies and Ice, and Everything Nice

    S4:E10

    Patti's big-bucks clients include a fortysomething heir to a diet-product fortune and a statuesque but icy woman from Russia.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for Welcome to the Big Apple
    4.0/10(5 votes)

    #3 - Welcome to the Big Apple

    S4:E1

    Matchmaker Patti Stanger takes a bite out of the Big Apple, extending her love-connection business from Los Angeles to New York City in Season 4. The fourth cycle opens with Patti playing Cupid for a sports fanatic and a 26-year-old heiress.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #4 - Dave / Harold

    S1:E1

    In the first episode Patti introduces how she sets up Millionaires with women as she tries to find women for party boy Dave and older Harold.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #5 - Jeff / Julian

    S1:E2

    This episode introduces young real estate mogul Julien and an aging rocker Jeff.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #6 - Lonnie / Patrick

    S1:E3

    This episode introduces two new millionaires: Lonnie and Patrick. At the office Patti pressures her team to bring in more millionaires.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #7 - Tai / German

    S1:E4

    As her parents come to town for a visit, Patti helps her friends Tai and German in the quest of finding the perfect match. Also, Patti's own love life is questioned by her family.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #8 - Xander / Joseph

    S1:E5

    Patti works with two young millionaires. With both of them being very shy, Patti will have to coach these two men and give them some hints about the dating arena.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #9 - Robby And Brendan

    S1:E6

    Once peace is back among her staff, Patti works on finding the perfect dates for millionaire skater Robby and Brendan, a young guy from New Jersey.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #10 - Heinz and Paul

    S1:E7

    Patti works on finding love for real estate developer Paul and for the owner of a talent agency. One of them will find his soul mate and give this episode a fairy tale ending.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #11 - Brett & David

    S2:E1

    Patti aids a 28-year old CEO of an energy drink company, and assists an image conscious retail owner.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #12 - Heidi & Bill

    S2:E2

    Patti has landed a client which is much different than usual as she is a female and named Heidi. She is a CEO and fashionista. Elsewhere, Patti searches for a match for a handsome forty-something hotel executive who likes kids and much younger women. Back at the office, Patti has hired a new assistant who is Destin's girlfriend.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #13 - Andrew & Laurence

    S2:E3

    Patti works with two exact opposite clients, a vitamin company CEO named Laurence who is an extrovert, and Andrew, an introverted advertising agent. Meanwhile, drama unfolds when Rachel, the newest office hire, fouls up a recruiting session.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #14 - Harold & Jeff

    S2:E4

    Jeff, a jazz musician, asks for Patti's help in finding him a girl gone wild. Meanwhile, Patti and Chelsea work frantically to find a mate for their client, who is a bit self-absorbed.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #15 - Chris & Daniel

    S2:E5

    Patti has a pair of wealthy men to help out in this episode---Daniel is a celebrity artist, and Chris is a laid back surfer dude.

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    #16 - Shauna & Dave

    S2:E6

    Shauna is a millionaire in search of a man with Patti's help, but catty friction arises between the two women which complicates matchmaking attempt. Meanwhile, a part-hearty male seeks a woman of the same makeup.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #17 - Matt & Jimmy D.

    S2:E7

    Patti escorts her staff to Napa Valley for an employee retreat, then plays a romantic for a former football player and a club owner from Chicago. Next, Patti intervenes at a mixer when a potential match does not go as planned.

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    #18 - Paul & Alex

    S2:E8

    Patti works overtime to find a match for a young NBA player find a love match. Patti's next client is thirtysomething and works in real estate developing, but she believes he needs a makeover first.

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    #19 - Michael & Dr. Robert

    S2:E9

    Patti seeks help from a psychic in gaining wisdom in her own romantic life. Back at the business, Patti assists a CEO/single dad and a cosmetic surgeon from Beverly Hills in finding romance.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #20 - Zagros & Uri

    S2:E10

    Patti searches for dates and mates for an Israel-born real-estate maven, and a Kurdish-Iranian entrepreneur. The second man shocks Patti when he brings in his entire family to meet and choose the proper woman for him.

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    #21 - Farrah & Kevin

    S2:E11

    Patti's newest client who is looking for romance is a former member of Destiny's Child. Meanwhile, Kevin, a celebrity photographer, look for Patti's agency to make a romance for him that clicks.

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    #22 - Kevin & Anthony

    S2:E12

    Patti's girlfriends from Miami arrive for a visit, and the group heads out of town. Patti attempts to find romance for her first gay client, a work-oholic who owns a boutique PR firm. Patti's second client is a flashy entertainer from Las Vegas, who's act contains adult oriented material.

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    #23 - Omar & Nick

    S3:E1

    Patti Stanger is on top of her game! Her business is flourishing, she has a successful book under her belt and after years of helping others find love, Stanger herself is finally about to seal the deal and marry her longtime love, Andy.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #24 - Justin & Tyler

    S3:E2

    Patti takes on a successful entrepreneur who needs someone to help him be as aggressive in his love life as he is with his career. Will Patti help him step up his game? And Patti's other client this week is childhood actor Justin Shenkarow (Picket Fences) who has a bit of a stubborn attitude. When Patti comes over to stage a fashion intervention, she finds that his inflexible outlook may be a hurdle in finding him a match.

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    #25 - Shauna & Michael

    S3:E3

    Patti revisits a client named Shauna, whom Patti clashed with in the past. This time, Shauna is willing to embrace Patti's advice and date an age-appropriate man. Patti's other client is young, rich and handsome, but this catch comes with a catch: He's painfully shy and has trouble communicating with women.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Hello Kitty in a One Horse Town" is the best rated episode of "The Millionaire Matchmaker". It scored 7.5/10 based on 9 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/4/2011. This episode scored 1.3 points higher than the second highest rated, "Cookies and Ice, and Everything Nice".