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The Worst Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker

Patti Stanger is the founder and CEO of the Millionaire's Club, an elite matchmaking that helps wealthy men find the women of their dreams. With...

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    #1 - Dave / Harold

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    S1:E1

    In the first episode Patti introduces how she sets up Millionaires with women as she tries to find women for party boy Dave and older Harold.

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    #2 - Jeff / Julian

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    S1:E2

    This episode introduces young real estate mogul Julien and an aging rocker Jeff.

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    #3 - Lonnie / Patrick

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    S1:E3

    This episode introduces two new millionaires: Lonnie and Patrick. At the office Patti pressures her team to bring in more millionaires.

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    #4 - Tai / German

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    S1:E4

    As her parents come to town for a visit, Patti helps her friends Tai and German in the quest of finding the perfect match. Also, Patti's own love life is questioned by her family.

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    #5 - Xander / Joseph

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    S1:E5

    Patti works with two young millionaires. With both of them being very shy, Patti will have to coach these two men and give them some hints about the dating arena.

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    #6 - Robby And Brendan

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    S1:E6

    Once peace is back among her staff, Patti works on finding the perfect dates for millionaire skater Robby and Brendan, a young guy from New Jersey.

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    #7 - Heinz and Paul

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    S1:E7

    Patti works on finding love for real estate developer Paul and for the owner of a talent agency. One of them will find his soul mate and give this episode a fairy tale ending.

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    #8 - Brett & David

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    Patti aids a 28-year old CEO of an energy drink company, and assists an image conscious retail owner.

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    #9 - Heidi & Bill

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    Patti has landed a client which is much different than usual as she is a female and named Heidi. She is a CEO and fashionista. Elsewhere, Patti searches for a match for a handsome forty-something hotel executive who likes kids and much younger women. Back at the office, Patti has hired a new assistant who is Destin's girlfriend.

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    #10 - Andrew & Laurence

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    S2:E3

    Patti works with two exact opposite clients, a vitamin company CEO named Laurence who is an extrovert, and Andrew, an introverted advertising agent. Meanwhile, drama unfolds when Rachel, the newest office hire, fouls up a recruiting session.

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    #11 - Harold & Jeff

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    S2:E4

    Jeff, a jazz musician, asks for Patti's help in finding him a girl gone wild. Meanwhile, Patti and Chelsea work frantically to find a mate for their client, who is a bit self-absorbed.

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    #12 - Chris & Daniel

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    S2:E5

    Patti has a pair of wealthy men to help out in this episode---Daniel is a celebrity artist, and Chris is a laid back surfer dude.

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    #13 - Shauna & Dave

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    S2:E6

    Shauna is a millionaire in search of a man with Patti's help, but catty friction arises between the two women which complicates matchmaking attempt. Meanwhile, a part-hearty male seeks a woman of the same makeup.

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    #14 - Matt & Jimmy D.

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    S2:E7

    Patti escorts her staff to Napa Valley for an employee retreat, then plays a romantic for a former football player and a club owner from Chicago. Next, Patti intervenes at a mixer when a potential match does not go as planned.

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    #15 - Paul & Alex

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    S2:E8

    Patti works overtime to find a match for a young NBA player find a love match. Patti's next client is thirtysomething and works in real estate developing, but she believes he needs a makeover first.

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    #16 - Michael & Dr. Robert

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    S2:E9

    Patti seeks help from a psychic in gaining wisdom in her own romantic life. Back at the business, Patti assists a CEO/single dad and a cosmetic surgeon from Beverly Hills in finding romance.

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    #17 - Zagros & Uri

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    S2:E10

    Patti searches for dates and mates for an Israel-born real-estate maven, and a Kurdish-Iranian entrepreneur. The second man shocks Patti when he brings in his entire family to meet and choose the proper woman for him.

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    #18 - Farrah & Kevin

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    S2:E11

    Patti's newest client who is looking for romance is a former member of Destiny's Child. Meanwhile, Kevin, a celebrity photographer, look for Patti's agency to make a romance for him that clicks.

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    #19 - Kevin & Anthony

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    S2:E12

    Patti's girlfriends from Miami arrive for a visit, and the group heads out of town. Patti attempts to find romance for her first gay client, a work-oholic who owns a boutique PR firm. Patti's second client is a flashy entertainer from Las Vegas, who's act contains adult oriented material.

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    #20 - Greg Knoll & Zagros Bigvand

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    S3:E12

    In the Season 3 finale, Patti tries to concoct a love match for a self-made millionaire after two broken engagements. The other client is a returnee. He's a Kurdish playboy who broke series rules in the past, but Patti decides to give him one more chance at love.

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    #21 - Reunion

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    S3:E13

    The matchmaking dramas of Season 3 are highlighted in a reunion installment.

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    #22 - Jersey in the House

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    S4:E2

    Caroline Manzo ("The Real Housewives of New Jersey") arrives, enlisting Patti to arrange love matches for her two sons, Albie and Christopher.

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    #23 - Brooklyn vs. Botox

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    S4:E3

    Patti begins to reconsider her move to New York when she meets her two exasperating clients. One's a judgmental 39-year-old gay business owner, the other is a rough-hewn Brooklynite who's interested in hanging out with his male friends.

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    #24 - House of Cards

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    S4:E4

    It's in the cards that Patti will try to create a love connection for a professional female poker player. Patti shuffles this task with efforts to help a romantically challenged 40-year-old man.

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    #25 - Dateapause

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    S4:E5

    Patti tries to draw up love matches for two lady millionaires. One is a worldly and sightly disc jockey, the other is a busy mother of four in an apparent midlife crisis.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Dave / Harold" is the worst rated episode of "The Millionaire Matchmaker". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/22/2008. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Jeff / Julian".