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The Worst Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker

Patti Stanger is the founder and CEO of the Millionaire's Club, an elite matchmaking that helps wealthy men find the women of their dreams. With...

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    #1 - Heinz and Paul

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    S1:E7

    Patti works on finding love for real estate developer Paul and for the owner of a talent agency. One of them will find his soul mate and give this episode a fairy tale ending.

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    #2 - Chris & Daniel

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    S2:E5

    Patti has a pair of wealthy men to help out in this episode---Daniel is a celebrity artist, and Chris is a laid back surfer dude.

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    #3 - Michael & Dr. Robert

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    S2:E9

    Patti seeks help from a psychic in gaining wisdom in her own romantic life. Back at the business, Patti assists a CEO/single dad and a cosmetic surgeon from Beverly Hills in finding romance.

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    #4 - Kevin & Anthony

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    S2:E12

    Patti's girlfriends from Miami arrive for a visit, and the group heads out of town. Patti attempts to find romance for her first gay client, a work-oholic who owns a boutique PR firm. Patti's second client is a flashy entertainer from Las Vegas, who's act contains adult oriented material.

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    #5 - Greg Knoll & Zagros Bigvand

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    S3:E12

    In the Season 3 finale, Patti tries to concoct a love match for a self-made millionaire after two broken engagements. The other client is a returnee. He's a Kurdish playboy who broke series rules in the past, but Patti decides to give him one more chance at love.

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    #6 - Reunion

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    S3:E13

    The matchmaking dramas of Season 3 are highlighted in a reunion installment.

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    #7 - Jersey in the House

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    S4:E2

    Caroline Manzo ("The Real Housewives of New Jersey") arrives, enlisting Patti to arrange love matches for her two sons, Albie and Christopher.

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    #8 - Brooklyn vs. Botox

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    S4:E3

    Patti begins to reconsider her move to New York when she meets her two exasperating clients. One's a judgmental 39-year-old gay business owner, the other is a rough-hewn Brooklynite who's interested in hanging out with his male friends.

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    #9 - House of Cards

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    S4:E4

    It's in the cards that Patti will try to create a love connection for a professional female poker player. Patti shuffles this task with efforts to help a romantically challenged 40-year-old man.

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    #10 - Dateapause

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    S4:E5

    Patti tries to draw up love matches for two lady millionaires. One is a worldly and sightly disc jockey, the other is a busy mother of four in an apparent midlife crisis.

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    #11 - Cinderella and Moondoogie Walk Into a Bar

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    S4:E6

    Patti hits rough waters when she plays matchmaker for a big-bucks beach bum with a juvenile attitude. In addition, Patti works for a woman who graces romance-novel covers.

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    #12 - Opposites Don't Attract

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    S4:E7

    Patti tries to help two clients by enlisting the services of her resident body-language authority, Dr. Lillian Glass.

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    #13 - Divorced From Reality

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    S4:E8

    Patti tries to set up romantic matches for a tattooed divorce lawyer with a sculpted body and a Wall Street worker who's looking for love in all the wrong places.

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    #14 - Cooking and Queening

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    S4:E9

    Patti tries to author a romantic happy ending for book publisher and editor Judith Regan. Patti's other client is a work-consumed catering-company owner from Long Island.

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    #15 - Fred-Ex Delivers

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    S4:E12

    In the Season 4 finale, Patti tries not to fumble when she plays matchmaker for former NFL player Freddie Mitchell. Patti also reluctantly works for a return client named Stacy. Not believing a word Stacy says, Patti feels compelled to set up a lie-detector machine for her client.

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    #16 - The Chauvanist and the Playboy

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    S5:E2

    Patti plays matchmaker for a moneyed playboy. She also works for a Canadian who holds a negative view of career women. Deeming him a chauvinist, Patti enlists mother and mogul Tori Spelling to enlighten him about the all-encompassing modern-day woman.

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    #17 - The Prince and I

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    S5:E3

    Patti's clients are an awkward comedy writer who recently became a millionaire and an alleged prince who boasts about his fame and fortune.

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    #18 - Mama's Boy Meets Southern Gentleman

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    S5:E4

    An unassuming Southern gentleman mending a broken heart attempts to wade back into the dating pool with Patti's help. Patti's other client is a banker, but she pegs him as an insincere player-wannabe. As such, relationship counselor Pat Allen arrives to set the banker straight.

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    #19 - The Boys Are Back in Town

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    S5:E5

    Patti hosts her very first all-gay mixer. She also tries to arrange a love connection for Madison Hildebrand ("Million Dollar Listing") while enlisting a therapist to help her second millionaire client.

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    #20 - The Plastic Surgeon & the Pole Dancer

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    S5:E6

    Patti plays matchmaker for a controlling plastic surgeon from Las Vegas. Her other client is a thrice-divorced pole-dancing instructor who receives a makeover courtesy of Patti.

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    #21 - A Tale of Two Nice Guys

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    S5:E8

    Patti spins her matchmaking magic for two amiable men. One is a returnee who is seeking the perfect woman and the other is a divorced father of three.

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    #22 - The Brothers Cruz

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    S5:E9

    Patti tries to set up dates and mates for two sibling bodybuilders. It'll be heavy lifting for Patti, as one brother has spent the last three years in prison and the other went through a divorce after only six months of marriage.

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    #23 - The Young and the Loveless

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    S5:E10

    Patti works for two young clients. One is a big-bucks computer programmer who lacks dating confidence, so Patti enlists Jenny McCarthy to tutor him in the fine art of wooing a lady. The second client is a twentysomething trust-fund baby with a penchant for being superficial.

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    #24 - Mr. Las Vegas and Mr. Personality

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    S5:E11

    Patti takes on a gender-bender case when she tries to find love for a colorful Las Vegas female impersonator. Patti also cooks up a love connection for a food-business owner who lacks personality.

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    #25 - The Player and the Piano Player

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    S5:E12

    Patti tries to create great date-and-mate fate for a fiftysomething musician and hopeless romantic who never married and hopes to have children. Patti also calls a romantic play for retired football player Marcellus Wiley.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Heinz and Paul" is the worst rated episode of "The Millionaire Matchmaker". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 3/4/2008. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Chris & Daniel".