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The Worst Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker

Patti Stanger is the founder and CEO of the Millionaire's Club, an elite matchmaking that helps wealthy men find the women of their dreams. With...

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    #1 - Dave / Harold

    S1:E1

    In the first episode Patti introduces how she sets up Millionaires with women as she tries to find women for party boy Dave and older Harold.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #2 - Jeff / Julian

    S1:E2

    This episode introduces young real estate mogul Julien and an aging rocker Jeff.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #3 - Lonnie / Patrick

    S1:E3

    This episode introduces two new millionaires: Lonnie and Patrick. At the office Patti pressures her team to bring in more millionaires.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #4 - Tai / German

    S1:E4

    As her parents come to town for a visit, Patti helps her friends Tai and German in the quest of finding the perfect match. Also, Patti's own love life is questioned by her family.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #5 - Xander / Joseph

    S1:E5

    Patti works with two young millionaires. With both of them being very shy, Patti will have to coach these two men and give them some hints about the dating arena.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #6 - Robby And Brendan

    S1:E6

    Once peace is back among her staff, Patti works on finding the perfect dates for millionaire skater Robby and Brendan, a young guy from New Jersey.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #7 - Heinz and Paul

    S1:E7

    Patti works on finding love for real estate developer Paul and for the owner of a talent agency. One of them will find his soul mate and give this episode a fairy tale ending.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #8 - Chris & Daniel

    S2:E5

    Patti has a pair of wealthy men to help out in this episode---Daniel is a celebrity artist, and Chris is a laid back surfer dude.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #9 - Michael & Dr. Robert

    S2:E9

    Patti seeks help from a psychic in gaining wisdom in her own romantic life. Back at the business, Patti assists a CEO/single dad and a cosmetic surgeon from Beverly Hills in finding romance.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #10 - Kevin & Anthony

    S2:E12

    Patti's girlfriends from Miami arrive for a visit, and the group heads out of town. Patti attempts to find romance for her first gay client, a work-oholic who owns a boutique PR firm. Patti's second client is a flashy entertainer from Las Vegas, who's act contains adult oriented material.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #11 - Greg Knoll & Zagros Bigvand

    S3:E12

    In the Season 3 finale, Patti tries to concoct a love match for a self-made millionaire after two broken engagements. The other client is a returnee. He's a Kurdish playboy who broke series rules in the past, but Patti decides to give him one more chance at love.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #12 - Reunion

    S3:E13

    The matchmaking dramas of Season 3 are highlighted in a reunion installment.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #13 - Jersey in the House

    S4:E2

    Caroline Manzo ("The Real Housewives of New Jersey") arrives, enlisting Patti to arrange love matches for her two sons, Albie and Christopher.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #14 - Brooklyn vs. Botox

    S4:E3

    Patti begins to reconsider her move to New York when she meets her two exasperating clients. One's a judgmental 39-year-old gay business owner, the other is a rough-hewn Brooklynite who's interested in hanging out with his male friends.

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    #15 - House of Cards

    S4:E4

    It's in the cards that Patti will try to create a love connection for a professional female poker player. Patti shuffles this task with efforts to help a romantically challenged 40-year-old man.

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    #16 - Dateapause

    S4:E5

    Patti tries to draw up love matches for two lady millionaires. One is a worldly and sightly disc jockey, the other is a busy mother of four in an apparent midlife crisis.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #17 - Cinderella and Moondoogie Walk Into a Bar

    S4:E6

    Patti hits rough waters when she plays matchmaker for a big-bucks beach bum with a juvenile attitude. In addition, Patti works for a woman who graces romance-novel covers.

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    #18 - Opposites Don't Attract

    S4:E7

    Patti tries to help two clients by enlisting the services of her resident body-language authority, Dr. Lillian Glass.

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    #19 - Divorced From Reality

    S4:E8

    Patti tries to set up romantic matches for a tattooed divorce lawyer with a sculpted body and a Wall Street worker who's looking for love in all the wrong places.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #20 - Cooking and Queening

    S4:E9

    Patti tries to author a romantic happy ending for book publisher and editor Judith Regan. Patti's other client is a work-consumed catering-company owner from Long Island.

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    #21 - Fred-Ex Delivers

    S4:E12

    In the Season 4 finale, Patti tries not to fumble when she plays matchmaker for former NFL player Freddie Mitchell. Patti also reluctantly works for a return client named Stacy. Not believing a word Stacy says, Patti feels compelled to set up a lie-detector machine for her client.

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    #22 - The Chauvanist and the Playboy

    S5:E2

    Patti plays matchmaker for a moneyed playboy. She also works for a Canadian who holds a negative view of career women. Deeming him a chauvinist, Patti enlists mother and mogul Tori Spelling to enlighten him about the all-encompassing modern-day woman.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #23 - The Prince and I

    S5:E3

    Patti's clients are an awkward comedy writer who recently became a millionaire and an alleged prince who boasts about his fame and fortune.

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    #24 - Mama's Boy Meets Southern Gentleman

    S5:E4

    An unassuming Southern gentleman mending a broken heart attempts to wade back into the dating pool with Patti's help. Patti's other client is a banker, but she pegs him as an insincere player-wannabe. As such, relationship counselor Pat Allen arrives to set the banker straight.

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    #25 - The Boys Are Back in Town

    S5:E5

    Patti hosts her very first all-gay mixer. She also tries to arrange a love connection for Madison Hildebrand ("Million Dollar Listing") while enlisting a therapist to help her second millionaire client.

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    Director:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Dave / Harold" is the worst rated episode of "The Millionaire Matchmaker". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/22/2008. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Jeff / Julian".