The Millionaire Matchmaker backdrop
The Millionaire Matchmaker poster
Reality

The Worst Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker

Every episode of The Millionaire Matchmaker ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker!

The Worst Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker

Patti Stanger is the founder and CEO of the Millionaire's Club, an elite matchmaking that helps wealthy men find the women of their dreams. With...

Seasons8

  1. Background image for Heinz and Paul
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #1 - Heinz and Paul

    S1:E7

    Patti works on finding love for real estate developer Paul and for the owner of a talent agency. One of them will find his soul mate and give this episode a fairy tale ending.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Chris & Daniel
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #2 - Chris & Daniel

    S2:E5

    Patti has a pair of wealthy men to help out in this episode---Daniel is a celebrity artist, and Chris is a laid back surfer dude.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for Michael & Dr. Robert
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #3 - Michael & Dr. Robert

    S2:E9

    Patti seeks help from a psychic in gaining wisdom in her own romantic life. Back at the business, Patti assists a CEO/single dad and a cosmetic surgeon from Beverly Hills in finding romance.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Kevin & Anthony
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #4 - Kevin & Anthony

    S2:E12

    Patti's girlfriends from Miami arrive for a visit, and the group heads out of town. Patti attempts to find romance for her first gay client, a work-oholic who owns a boutique PR firm. Patti's second client is a flashy entertainer from Las Vegas, who's act contains adult oriented material.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for Greg Knoll & Zagros Bigvand
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #5 - Greg Knoll & Zagros Bigvand

    S3:E12

    In the Season 3 finale, Patti tries to concoct a love match for a self-made millionaire after two broken engagements. The other client is a returnee. He's a Kurdish playboy who broke series rules in the past, but Patti decides to give him one more chance at love.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for Reunion
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #6 - Reunion

    S3:E13

    The matchmaking dramas of Season 3 are highlighted in a reunion installment.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  7. Trending NowTRENDING NOW

    The 20 BEST Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker

    READ
  8. Background image for Jersey in the House
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #7 - Jersey in the House

    S4:E2

    Caroline Manzo ("The Real Housewives of New Jersey") arrives, enlisting Patti to arrange love matches for her two sons, Albie and Christopher.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Brooklyn vs. Botox
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #8 - Brooklyn vs. Botox

    S4:E3

    Patti begins to reconsider her move to New York when she meets her two exasperating clients. One's a judgmental 39-year-old gay business owner, the other is a rough-hewn Brooklynite who's interested in hanging out with his male friends.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for House of Cards
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #9 - House of Cards

    S4:E4

    It's in the cards that Patti will try to create a love connection for a professional female poker player. Patti shuffles this task with efforts to help a romantically challenged 40-year-old man.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for Dateapause
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #10 - Dateapause

    S4:E5

    Patti tries to draw up love matches for two lady millionaires. One is a worldly and sightly disc jockey, the other is a busy mother of four in an apparent midlife crisis.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  12. Background image for Cinderella and Moondoogie Walk Into a Bar
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #11 - Cinderella and Moondoogie Walk Into a Bar

    S4:E6

    Patti hits rough waters when she plays matchmaker for a big-bucks beach bum with a juvenile attitude. In addition, Patti works for a woman who graces romance-novel covers.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for Opposites Don't Attract
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #12 - Opposites Don't Attract

    S4:E7

    Patti tries to help two clients by enlisting the services of her resident body-language authority, Dr. Lillian Glass.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  14. Background image for Divorced From Reality
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #13 - Divorced From Reality

    S4:E8

    Patti tries to set up romantic matches for a tattooed divorce lawyer with a sculpted body and a Wall Street worker who's looking for love in all the wrong places.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  15. Background image for Cooking and Queening
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #14 - Cooking and Queening

    S4:E9

    Patti tries to author a romantic happy ending for book publisher and editor Judith Regan. Patti's other client is a work-consumed catering-company owner from Long Island.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for Fred-Ex Delivers
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #15 - Fred-Ex Delivers

    S4:E12

    In the Season 4 finale, Patti tries not to fumble when she plays matchmaker for former NFL player Freddie Mitchell. Patti also reluctantly works for a return client named Stacy. Not believing a word Stacy says, Patti feels compelled to set up a lie-detector machine for her client.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for There's No Place Like Home
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #16 - There's No Place Like Home

    S5:E1

    In the Season 5 opener, matchmaking maven Patti Stanger tries to forge a love connection for a fast-talking Internet mogul. Her other client is a worldly and outwardly charming production-company owner.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  18. Background image for The Chauvanist and the Playboy
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #17 - The Chauvanist and the Playboy

    S5:E2

    Patti plays matchmaker for a moneyed playboy. She also works for a Canadian who holds a negative view of career women. Deeming him a chauvinist, Patti enlists mother and mogul Tori Spelling to enlighten him about the all-encompassing modern-day woman.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  19. Background image for The Prince and I
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #18 - The Prince and I

    S5:E3

    Patti's clients are an awkward comedy writer who recently became a millionaire and an alleged prince who boasts about his fame and fortune.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for Mama's Boy Meets Southern Gentleman
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #19 - Mama's Boy Meets Southern Gentleman

    S5:E4

    An unassuming Southern gentleman mending a broken heart attempts to wade back into the dating pool with Patti's help. Patti's other client is a banker, but she pegs him as an insincere player-wannabe. As such, relationship counselor Pat Allen arrives to set the banker straight.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  21. Background image for The Boys Are Back in Town
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #20 - The Boys Are Back in Town

    S5:E5

    Patti hosts her very first all-gay mixer. She also tries to arrange a love connection for Madison Hildebrand ("Million Dollar Listing") while enlisting a therapist to help her second millionaire client.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  22. Background image for The Plastic Surgeon & the Pole Dancer
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #21 - The Plastic Surgeon & the Pole Dancer

    S5:E6

    Patti plays matchmaker for a controlling plastic surgeon from Las Vegas. Her other client is a thrice-divorced pole-dancing instructor who receives a makeover courtesy of Patti.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  23. Background image for Helping the Self-Helpers
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #22 - Helping the Self-Helpers

    S5:E7

    Patti springs into action to bring romance into the lives of two self-help specialists—one is a celebrity hypnotherapist and the other is a motivational speaker.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  24. Background image for A Tale of Two Nice Guys
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #23 - A Tale of Two Nice Guys

    S5:E8

    Patti spins her matchmaking magic for two amiable men. One is a returnee who is seeking the perfect woman and the other is a divorced father of three.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  25. Background image for The Brothers Cruz
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #24 - The Brothers Cruz

    S5:E9

    Patti tries to set up dates and mates for two sibling bodybuilders. It'll be heavy lifting for Patti, as one brother has spent the last three years in prison and the other went through a divorce after only six months of marriage.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  26. Background image for The Young and the Loveless
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #25 - The Young and the Loveless

    S5:E10

    Patti works for two young clients. One is a big-bucks computer programmer who lacks dating confidence, so Patti enlists Jenny McCarthy to tutor him in the fine art of wooing a lady. The second client is a twentysomething trust-fund baby with a penchant for being superficial.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

Worst Episodes Summary

"Heinz and Paul" is the worst rated episode of "The Millionaire Matchmaker". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/4/2008. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Chris & Daniel".