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The Worst Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker

Every episode of The Millionaire Matchmaker ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker!

Patti Stanger is the founder and CEO of the Millionaire's Club, an elite matchmaking that helps wealthy men find the women of their dreams. With...
Genre:Reality
Network:Bravo

Worst Episodes Summary

"Dave / Harold" is the worst rated episode of "The Millionaire Matchmaker". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/22/2008. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Jeff / Julian".

  • Dave / Harold
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    #1 - Dave / Harold

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/22/2008

    In the first episode Patti introduces how she sets up Millionaires with women as she tries to find women for party boy Dave and older Harold.

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  • Jeff / Julian
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    #2 - Jeff / Julian

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/29/2008

    This episode introduces young real estate mogul Julien and an aging rocker Jeff.

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  • Lonnie / Patrick
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    #3 - Lonnie / Patrick

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/5/2008

    This episode introduces two new millionaires: Lonnie and Patrick. At the office Patti pressures her team to bring in more millionaires.

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  • Tai / German
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    #4 - Tai / German

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/12/2008

    As her parents come to town for a visit, Patti helps her friends Tai and German in the quest of finding the perfect match. Also, Patti's own love life is questioned by her family.

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  • Xander / Joseph
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    #5 - Xander / Joseph

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/19/2008

    Patti works with two young millionaires. With both of them being very shy, Patti will have to coach these two men and give them some hints about the dating arena.

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  • Robby And Brendan
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    #6 - Robby And Brendan

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2/26/2008

    Once peace is back among her staff, Patti works on finding the perfect dates for millionaire skater Robby and Brendan, a young guy from New Jersey.

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  • Heinz and Paul
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    #7 - Heinz and Paul

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 3/4/2008

    Patti works on finding love for real estate developer Paul and for the owner of a talent agency. One of them will find his soul mate and give this episode a fairy tale ending.

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  • Brett & David
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    #8 - Brett & David

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 2/12/2009

    Patti aids a 28-year old CEO of an energy drink company, and assists an image conscious retail owner.

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  • Heidi & Bill
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    #9 - Heidi & Bill

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 2/19/2009

    Patti has landed a client which is much different than usual as she is a female and named Heidi. She is a CEO and fashionista. Elsewhere, Patti searches for a match for a handsome forty-something hotel executive who likes kids and much younger women. Back at the office, Patti has hired a new assistant who is Destin's girlfriend.

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  • Andrew & Laurence
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    #10 - Andrew & Laurence

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 2/26/2009

    Patti works with two exact opposite clients, a vitamin company CEO named Laurence who is an extrovert, and Andrew, an introverted advertising agent. Meanwhile, drama unfolds when Rachel, the newest office hire, fouls up a recruiting session.

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  • Harold & Jeff
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    #11 - Harold & Jeff

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 3/5/2009

    Jeff, a jazz musician, asks for Patti's help in finding him a girl gone wild. Meanwhile, Patti and Chelsea work frantically to find a mate for their client, who is a bit self-absorbed.

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  • Chris & Daniel
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    #12 - Chris & Daniel

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 3/12/2009

    Patti has a pair of wealthy men to help out in this episode---Daniel is a celebrity artist, and Chris is a laid back surfer dude.

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  • Shauna & Dave
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    #13 - Shauna & Dave

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 3/19/2009

    Shauna is a millionaire in search of a man with Patti's help, but catty friction arises between the two women which complicates matchmaking attempt. Meanwhile, a part-hearty male seeks a woman of the same makeup.

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  • Matt & Jimmy D.
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    #14 - Matt & Jimmy D.

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 3/26/2009

    Patti escorts her staff to Napa Valley for an employee retreat, then plays a romantic for a former football player and a club owner from Chicago. Next, Patti intervenes at a mixer when a potential match does not go as planned.

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  • Paul & Alex
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    #15 - Paul & Alex

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 4/2/2009

    Patti works overtime to find a match for a young NBA player find a love match. Patti's next client is thirtysomething and works in real estate developing, but she believes he needs a makeover first.

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  • Michael & Dr. Robert
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    #16 - Michael & Dr. Robert

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 4/16/2009

    Patti seeks help from a psychic in gaining wisdom in her own romantic life. Back at the business, Patti assists a CEO/single dad and a cosmetic surgeon from Beverly Hills in finding romance.

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  • Zagros & Uri
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    #17 - Zagros & Uri

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 4/23/2009

    Patti searches for dates and mates for an Israel-born real-estate maven, and a Kurdish-Iranian entrepreneur. The second man shocks Patti when he brings in his entire family to meet and choose the proper woman for him.

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  • Farrah & Kevin
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    #18 - Farrah & Kevin

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 4/30/2009

    Patti's newest client who is looking for romance is a former member of Destiny's Child. Meanwhile, Kevin, a celebrity photographer, look for Patti's agency to make a romance for him that clicks.

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  • Kevin & Anthony
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    #19 - Kevin & Anthony

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 5/7/2009

    Patti's girlfriends from Miami arrive for a visit, and the group heads out of town. Patti attempts to find romance for her first gay client, a work-oholic who owns a boutique PR firm. Patti's second client is a flashy entertainer from Las Vegas, who's act contains adult oriented material.

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  • Omar & Nick
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    #20 - Omar & Nick

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 1/19/2010

    Patti Stanger is on top of her game! Her business is flourishing, she has a successful book under her belt and after years of helping others find love, Stanger herself is finally about to seal the deal and marry her longtime love, Andy.

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  • Justin & Tyler
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    #21 - Justin & Tyler

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 1/26/2010

    Patti takes on a successful entrepreneur who needs someone to help him be as aggressive in his love life as he is with his career. Will Patti help him step up his game? And Patti's other client this week is childhood actor Justin Shenkarow (Picket Fences) who has a bit of a stubborn attitude. When Patti comes over to stage a fashion intervention, she finds that his inflexible outlook may be a hurdle in finding him a match.

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  • Shauna & Michael
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    #22 - Shauna & Michael

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 2/2/2010

    Patti revisits a client named Shauna, whom Patti clashed with in the past. This time, Shauna is willing to embrace Patti's advice and date an age-appropriate man. Patti's other client is young, rich and handsome, but this catch comes with a catch: He's painfully shy and has trouble communicating with women.

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  • Smike & Rupert
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    #23 - Smike & Rupert

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 2/9/2010

    Patti definitely has her hands full this week: Hollywood Director Rupert Wainwright is 48-years-old, and knows it all. This Rhodes Scholar from Oxford, England wants Patti to help him find a great gal to share his life with, but Patti soon discovers that this will not be a simple task. Rupert is an ageist, telling Patti that his ideal woman would never be older than 29. The good news for Patti is that her other client is a dream come true. Smike Wallen is 41, handsome, rugged, smart, sensitive and gay! Patti immediately sees his one downfall, though – Smike travels so much he has not been able to set down roots, preventing any real long-term relationship from developing. She also needs to rid Smike of his tendencies to date younger men, much like Rupert.

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  • Jason & David
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    #24 - Jason & David

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 2/16/2010

    Patti is busy with her booming business and her successful radio show. She’s definitely feeling worn down but is still excited to hear about her latest clients. That is, until she hears the name Jason Davis. Patti is all too familiar with this tabloid fixture’s antics and is not excited to take him on as a client. He is sloppy, eccentric and out of it and says he won’t change for anyone. It’s going to be a long week. David gets help from no other than future Mrs Tommy Lee. The comedian Britany Furlan. She helps David learn to be able to talk to women.

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  • Jimmy D & Mateo
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    #25 - Jimmy D & Mateo

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 3/2/2010

    A returning client named Jimmy D arrives from Las Vegas, insisting he's a changed man and enlisting Patti for matchmaking help. The second client is a computer millionaire who comes with a rigid list of criteria his partner must meet. Foremost among those demands: She must be a Christian woman.

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