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The Worst Episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker

Patti Stanger is the founder and CEO of the Millionaire's Club, an elite matchmaking that helps wealthy men find the women of their dreams. With...
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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 1 Episode 7 - Heinz and Paul
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    #1 - Heinz and Paul

    S1:E7

    Patti works on finding love for real estate developer Paul and for the owner of a talent agency. One of them will find his soul mate and give this episode a fairy tale ending.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 5 - Chris & Daniel
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    #2 - Chris & Daniel

    S2:E5

    Patti has a pair of wealthy men to help out in this episode---Daniel is a celebrity artist, and Chris is a laid back surfer dude.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 9 - Michael & Dr. Robert
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    #3 - Michael & Dr. Robert

    S2:E9

    Patti seeks help from a psychic in gaining wisdom in her own romantic life. Back at the business, Patti assists a CEO/single dad and a cosmetic surgeon from Beverly Hills in finding romance.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 12 - Kevin & Anthony
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    #4 - Kevin & Anthony

    S2:E12

    Patti's girlfriends from Miami arrive for a visit, and the group heads out of town. Patti attempts to find romance for her first gay client, a work-oholic who owns a boutique PR firm. Patti's second client is a flashy entertainer from Las Vegas, who's act contains adult oriented material.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 3 Episode 12 - Greg Knoll & Zagros Bigvand
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    #5 - Greg Knoll & Zagros Bigvand

    S3:E12

    In the Season 3 finale, Patti tries to concoct a love match for a self-made millionaire after two broken engagements. The other client is a returnee. He's a Kurdish playboy who broke series rules in the past, but Patti decides to give him one more chance at love.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 3 Episode 13 - Reunion
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    #6 - Reunion

    S3:E13

    The matchmaking dramas of Season 3 are highlighted in a reunion installment.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 4 Episode 2 - Jersey in the House
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    #7 - Jersey in the House

    S4:E2

    Caroline Manzo ("The Real Housewives of New Jersey") arrives, enlisting Patti to arrange love matches for her two sons, Albie and Christopher.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 4 Episode 3 - Brooklyn vs. Botox
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    #8 - Brooklyn vs. Botox

    S4:E3

    Patti begins to reconsider her move to New York when she meets her two exasperating clients. One's a judgmental 39-year-old gay business owner, the other is a rough-hewn Brooklynite who's interested in hanging out with his male friends.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 4 Episode 4 - House of Cards
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    #9 - House of Cards

    S4:E4

    It's in the cards that Patti will try to create a love connection for a professional female poker player. Patti shuffles this task with efforts to help a romantically challenged 40-year-old man.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 4 Episode 5 - Dateapause
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    #10 - Dateapause

    S4:E5

    Patti tries to draw up love matches for two lady millionaires. One is a worldly and sightly disc jockey, the other is a busy mother of four in an apparent midlife crisis.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 4 Episode 6 - Cinderella and Moondoogie Walk Into a Bar
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    #11 - Cinderella and Moondoogie Walk Into a Bar

    S4:E6

    Patti hits rough waters when she plays matchmaker for a big-bucks beach bum with a juvenile attitude. In addition, Patti works for a woman who graces romance-novel covers.

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  12. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 4 Episode 7 - Opposites Don't Attract
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    #12 - Opposites Don't Attract

    S4:E7

    Patti tries to help two clients by enlisting the services of her resident body-language authority, Dr. Lillian Glass.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 4 Episode 8 - Divorced From Reality
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    #13 - Divorced From Reality

    S4:E8

    Patti tries to set up romantic matches for a tattooed divorce lawyer with a sculpted body and a Wall Street worker who's looking for love in all the wrong places.

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  14. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 4 Episode 9 - Cooking and Queening
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    #14 - Cooking and Queening

    S4:E9

    Patti tries to author a romantic happy ending for book publisher and editor Judith Regan. Patti's other client is a work-consumed catering-company owner from Long Island.

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  15. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 4 Episode 12 - Fred-Ex Delivers
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    #15 - Fred-Ex Delivers

    S4:E12

    In the Season 4 finale, Patti tries not to fumble when she plays matchmaker for former NFL player Freddie Mitchell. Patti also reluctantly works for a return client named Stacy. Not believing a word Stacy says, Patti feels compelled to set up a lie-detector machine for her client.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 5 Episode 2 - The Chauvanist and the Playboy
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    #16 - The Chauvanist and the Playboy

    S5:E2

    Patti plays matchmaker for a moneyed playboy. She also works for a Canadian who holds a negative view of career women. Deeming him a chauvinist, Patti enlists mother and mogul Tori Spelling to enlighten him about the all-encompassing modern-day woman.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 5 Episode 3 - The Prince and I
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    #17 - The Prince and I

    S5:E3

    Patti's clients are an awkward comedy writer who recently became a millionaire and an alleged prince who boasts about his fame and fortune.

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  18. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 5 Episode 4 - Mama's Boy Meets Southern Gentleman
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    #18 - Mama's Boy Meets Southern Gentleman

    S5:E4

    An unassuming Southern gentleman mending a broken heart attempts to wade back into the dating pool with Patti's help. Patti's other client is a banker, but she pegs him as an insincere player-wannabe. As such, relationship counselor Pat Allen arrives to set the banker straight.

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  19. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 5 Episode 5 - The Boys Are Back in Town
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    #19 - The Boys Are Back in Town

    S5:E5

    Patti hosts her very first all-gay mixer. She also tries to arrange a love connection for Madison Hildebrand ("Million Dollar Listing") while enlisting a therapist to help her second millionaire client.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 5 Episode 6 - The Plastic Surgeon & the Pole Dancer
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    #20 - The Plastic Surgeon & the Pole Dancer

    S5:E6

    Patti plays matchmaker for a controlling plastic surgeon from Las Vegas. Her other client is a thrice-divorced pole-dancing instructor who receives a makeover courtesy of Patti.

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  21. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 5 Episode 8 - A Tale of Two Nice Guys
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    #21 - A Tale of Two Nice Guys

    S5:E8

    Patti spins her matchmaking magic for two amiable men. One is a returnee who is seeking the perfect woman and the other is a divorced father of three.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 5 Episode 9 - The Brothers Cruz
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    #22 - The Brothers Cruz

    S5:E9

    Patti tries to set up dates and mates for two sibling bodybuilders. It'll be heavy lifting for Patti, as one brother has spent the last three years in prison and the other went through a divorce after only six months of marriage.

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  23. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 5 Episode 10 - The Young and the Loveless
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    #23 - The Young and the Loveless

    S5:E10

    Patti works for two young clients. One is a big-bucks computer programmer who lacks dating confidence, so Patti enlists Jenny McCarthy to tutor him in the fine art of wooing a lady. The second client is a twentysomething trust-fund baby with a penchant for being superficial.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 5 Episode 11 - Mr. Las Vegas and Mr. Personality
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    #24 - Mr. Las Vegas and Mr. Personality

    S5:E11

    Patti takes on a gender-bender case when she tries to find love for a colorful Las Vegas female impersonator. Patti also cooks up a love connection for a food-business owner who lacks personality.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 5 Episode 12 - The Player and the Piano Player
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    #25 - The Player and the Piano Player

    S5:E12

    Patti tries to create great date-and-mate fate for a fiftysomething musician and hopeless romantic who never married and hopes to have children. Patti also calls a romantic play for retired football player Marcellus Wiley.

    Director:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Heinz and Paul" is the worst rated episode of "The Millionaire Matchmaker". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/4/2008. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Chris & Daniel".