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Statement from Maize: -Did you know that several photographs of President Dean have been manipulated to protect legitimate national security interests? Visit our TWTTR account for more fun facts! 🌽

Statement from Maize: -Arabic text is incompatible with English T-Machines. To view a TWTTR post sent from an Arabic T-Machine, please use an Arabic T-Machine. Likewise, please use an Arabic intelligent device to watch MNN (Maize News Network) broadcasts in Arabic. Otherwise, the text on-screen will be distorted. Share these tips with your friends and family on TWTTR! 🌽

Statement from Maize: -Out of respect for Deaf culture, the surgical procedures developed under the Dean administration were made optional for all Americans. However, acute social pressure compelled nearly every citizen with deafness to accept medical treatment. Those who were against treatment were frequently ostracized from society, and some were even harassed into fleeing the country. What do you think of President James Dean and the Great Siren Disaster? Share your thoughts on TWTTR! 🌽

Statement from Maize: -There are no extraterrestrials. Visit our TWTTR account for more fun facts! 🌽

Statement from Maize: -Happy Independence Day! 🌽

Statement from Maize: -We hope you're happy wherever you are. 🌽

Statement from Maize: -What do you think happened to President Rockefeller? Share your theories on TWTTR! 🌽

Statement from Maize: -Everett Arnoldson, commonly referred to as the 20th Washington Absentee, is a humanoid creature that is purported to inhabit the forests of the Washington Zone. Have you ever seen Everett? Share your sightings on TWTTR! 🌽

Statement from Maize: -Both the "Anti-Device Association" and the splinter group "Advocates for the Division of America" are criminal organizations. If you encounter members of either group, please report them to your local authorities. -The 2003 World Egg Transmission was produced digitally by the ADA and converted to an analog signal for broadcasting. -UZA maps are updated yearly to reflect the expanding nature of the Three Zones. Keep up with the latest developments on TWTTR! 🌽

Statement from Maize: -Archaic spellings and other minor deviations in the French transcriptions can be attributed to American publicists (often Liberty Liars) at the turn of the twentieth century. These deviations have been preserved to maintain the transcriptions' historical integrity. -While American publicists correctly capitalized "États-Unis" (United States) in their transcriptions of Libertylurker interviews, French writers often left the country in lowercase to subtly hint at their own anti-American sentiments. -Cthonaut, designation, derived from the Greek words for underworld and sailor. Ask a question to a real Cthonaut on TWTTR! 🌽

Statement from Maize: -Did you know that the Horned Serpent is a True Force of Mass Destruction (TFMD)? -President George Washington was born on February 22, 1732. -Toodle-oo! Type your last words on TWTTR! 🌽