The Neighbors

The Best Episodes of The Neighbors

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Every episode of The Neighbors ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Neighbors!

When the Weavers move to a gated community in New Jersey, they discover that the entire neighborhood is comprised of aliens from the planet Zabvron....
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  1. 8.5/10(2 votes)

    #1 - Pilot

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    S1:E1

    Marty Weaver just wants the best for his wife, Debbie, and their three kids. That's why he's moving them to Hidden Hills, New Jersey, a gated community complete with its own golf course.

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    Director:Chris Koch
  2. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Journey to the Center of the Mall

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    S1:E2

    After convincing the Bird-Kersees to let their kids try "human" school, the Weavers take them on their first excursion outside Hidden Hills - shopping for back-to-school clothes at the mall. They survived the trip to Earth, but will the mall be too much? Meanwhile, Debbie and Jackie have doubts about each other's true intentions.

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    Director:N/A
  3. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Things Just Got Real

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    Marty and Debbie decide to make plans with their human friends after Larry and Jackie have become too entangled in their daily lives. The Weavers do their best to un-invite the Bird-Kersees, explaining they're afraid their friends won't be accepting of the aliens. But that doesn't stop Larry and Jackie from crashing Marty's' poker night and Debbie's girls' night on the town -- with hilarious results.

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  4. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Bathroom Etiquette

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    Marty and Debbie prepare the Bird-Kersees for their kids' first day of human school. They're especially worried that little Dick Butkus will get picked on, but their anti-bullying advice backfires in ways they never anticipated. Meanwhile, Larry and Jackie are getting tired of the Weavers' endless parenting tips.

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    Director:Chris Koch
  5. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - Halloween-ween

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    Since arriving on Earth, the aliens - led by the Bird-Kersees - have viewed Halloween as a threat and have set up a barrier at the gates of Hidden Hills to prevent children dressed in costumes from entering the community. The Weavers, on the other hand, are excited about their first Halloween in the suburbs and want to open the gates of the community to celebrate. They do their best to explain the ritual of trick-or-treating to the aliens. Meanwhile, Marty and Debbie's fears are realized when Amber, Max and Abby reject their family costume plans.

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    Director:Chris Koch
  6. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - Larry Bird and the Iron Throne

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    S1:E6

    Jackie tries to help Debbie plan Abby's birthday; Larry shadows Lenny at work; Reggie tries to find a gift for Amber.

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    Director:Peter Lauer
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  8. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - 50 Shades of Green

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    S1:E7

    Debbie and Marty find out more about alien love when the Zabvronian mating season begins; a cute jock asks Amber to a makeout party.

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  9. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - The Back Nine

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    S1:E14

    The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an exclusive new country club.

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  10. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #9 - Space Invaders

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    S1:E15

    Debbie advises Reggie to commit to Giselle so he proposes marriage, which incites Jackie's wrath. Meanwhile Amber decides to break up with her boyfriend.

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    Director:Joe Pennella
  11. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - Mother Clubbers

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    S1:E16

    Debbie and Jackie go to a hip new club in hope of feeling more desirable; Marty and Larry Bird come to Amber for makeovers.

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  12. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - Larry Bird Presents an Oscar-Winnin...

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    S1:E17

    Obsessed with winning an Oscar, Larry and Reggie decide to videotape a spelling bee in which Max and Dick Butkus go head-to-head.

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  13. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - I Believe I Can Drive

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    Marty offers to teach the Bird-Kersees how to drive; Amber regrets opting for lessons from a driver's ed teacher when Ms. Porsche turns out to be very unconventional.

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  14. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - Sing Like a Larry Bird

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    After the Bird-Kersees go see a Broadway show, Larry decides to create a musical of his own; an emergency phone call could expose the Bird-Kersees' true identities.

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  15. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems

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    S1:E21

    Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help, but soon she and Debbie realize they are in way over their heads.

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    Writer:Scott King
  16. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - It Has Begun...

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    S1:E22

    During a trip to Atlantic City, Marty learns that Larry can count cards -- and see through them; Jackie confesses that she has always wanted a human wedding; Dick Butkus receives an ominous call from his grandpa.

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    Director:Chris Koch
  17. 8.0/10(2 votes)

    #16 - Family Conference

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    Reggie and Amber tell their families about their relationship; a surprise guest competes for Reggie's affection.

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    Director:Chris Koch
  18. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - Good Debbie Hunting

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    Debbie wants to enroll in business school but first must pass a qualifying exam; Reggie and Amber's relationship is tested.

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  19. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Fear and Loving in New Jersey

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    Debbie and Marty teach the Bird-Kersees self-defense; Larry wants to build panic room.

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  20. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Close Encounters of the Bird Kind

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    Marty and Debbie love their new Friday night bowling league but Debbie is terrible and the other two teammates ask Marty to kick her off the team. Meanwhile, when word gets out that the alien colony is getting a little too Americanized, Larry's father sends an ominous figure to possibly take over the mission.

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  21. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - There Goes the Neighbors' Hood

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    Larry must decide where he wants to live when he finds out he's pregnant; new visitors arrive in the neighborhood.

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  22. 7.5/10(2 votes)

    #21 - Challoweenukah

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    Larry wants to combine his favorite holidays, Chanukkah and Halloween; Marty and Debbie are challenged to a costume contest.

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  23. 7.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - Merry Crap-Mas

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    S1:E9

    Marty and Debbie dislike the kids' entitled attitude toward Christmas and decide to return the gifts and use the money for a family vacation; when the Weavers realize the aliens already opened all the presents, Larry Bird must save Christmas.

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  24. 7.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - Juan of the Dead

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    S1:E10

    When the neighborhood gardener dies, forcing Debbie and Marty to explain death to the aliens, Larry Bird decides to solve the problem.

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  25. 7.0/10(1 votes)

    #24 - Gingerbread Man

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    S1:E11

    Larry Bird helps Debbie deal with PTA politics and its officious president, Linda; Jackie's competitive nature kicks in when she helps Marty coach soccer.

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    Director:Chris Koch
  26. 7.0/10(1 votes)

    #25 - Cold War

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    S1:E12

    When the whole Weaver family comes down with a cold, the Bird-Kersees -- especially Larry -- are terrified and confused.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Pilot" is the best rated episode of "The Neighbors". It scored 8.5/10 based on 2 votes. Directed by Chris Koch and written by Dan Fogelman, it aired on 9/26/2012. This episode scored 0.5 points higher than the second highest rated, "Journey to the Center of the Mall".