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The Worst Episodes of The Neighbors

When the Weavers move to a gated community in New Jersey, they discover that the entire neighborhood is comprised of aliens from the planet Zabvron....
  1. 6.5/10(232 votes)

    #1 - Pilot

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    Marty Weaver just wants the best for his wife, Debbie, and their three kids. That's why he's moving them to Hidden Hills, New Jersey, a gated community complete with its own golf course.

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    Director:Chris Koch
  2. 7.1/10(165 votes)

    #2 - Journey to the Center of the Mall

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    After convincing the Bird-Kersees to let their kids try "human" school, the Weavers take them on their first excursion outside Hidden Hills - shopping for back-to-school clothes at the mall. They survived the trip to Earth, but will the mall be too much? Meanwhile, Debbie and Jackie have doubts about each other's true intentions.

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    Director:N/A
  3. 7.4/10(135 votes)

    #3 - Bathroom Etiquette

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    Marty and Debbie prepare the Bird-Kersees for their kids' first day of human school. They're especially worried that little Dick Butkus will get picked on, but their anti-bullying advice backfires in ways they never anticipated. Meanwhile, Larry and Jackie are getting tired of the Weavers' endless parenting tips.

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    Director:Chris Koch
  4. 7.5/10(150 votes)

    #4 - Things Just Got Real

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    Marty and Debbie decide to make plans with their human friends after Larry and Jackie have become too entangled in their daily lives. The Weavers do their best to un-invite the Bird-Kersees, explaining they're afraid their friends won't be accepting of the aliens. But that doesn't stop Larry and Jackie from crashing Marty's' poker night and Debbie's girls' night on the town -- with hilarious results.

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  5. 7.5/10(98 votes)

    #5 - Any Friggin' Sunday

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    Debbie focuses on Amber and Reggie's relationship as football season consumes the rest of the household; Larry tries to replace golf with football.

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    Director:Joe Penella
  6. 7.6/10(128 votes)

    #6 - Family Conference

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    Reggie and Amber tell their families about their relationship; a surprise guest competes for Reggie's affection.

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    Director:Chris Koch
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  8. 7.6/10(102 votes)

    #7 - We Jumped the Shark (Tank)

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    S2:E7

    When Debbie creates a unique purse, Jackie gets them booked on "Shark Tank"; Amber choreographs Abby's dance for a big recital.

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    Writer:Scott King
  9. 7.7/10(150 votes)

    #8 - Halloween-ween

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    Since arriving on Earth, the aliens - led by the Bird-Kersees - have viewed Halloween as a threat and have set up a barrier at the gates of Hidden Hills to prevent children dressed in costumes from entering the community. The Weavers, on the other hand, are excited about their first Halloween in the suburbs and want to open the gates of the community to celebrate. They do their best to explain the ritual of trick-or-treating to the aliens. Meanwhile, Marty and Debbie's fears are realized when Amber, Max and Abby reject their family costume plans.

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    Director:Chris Koch
  10. 7.7/10(123 votes)

    #9 - Larry Bird and the Iron Throne

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    Jackie tries to help Debbie plan Abby's birthday; Larry shadows Lenny at work; Reggie tries to find a gift for Amber.

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    Director:Peter Lauer
  11. 7.7/10(112 votes)

    #10 - Merry Crap-Mas

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    Marty and Debbie dislike the kids' entitled attitude toward Christmas and decide to return the gifts and use the money for a family vacation; when the Weavers realize the aliens already opened all the presents, Larry Bird must save Christmas.

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  12. 7.7/10(113 votes)

    #11 - Juan of the Dead

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    When the neighborhood gardener dies, forcing Debbie and Marty to explain death to the aliens, Larry Bird decides to solve the problem.

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  13. 7.7/10(113 votes)

    #12 - The Neighbours

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    Ever since the Joyner-Kersee family has been cut off financially, Jackie secretly got a job at a Mexican restaurant; Jackie invites her boss over in hope of getting a promotion, but things don't go as planned.

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  14. 7.7/10(69 votes)

    #13 - Uncle Benjamin

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    Debbie's estranged mother invites the Weavers to her timeshare in San Diego so they can meet her newly adopted 10-year-old son; Marty tries to help Abby overcome her fear of the ocean.

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  15. 7.8/10(113 votes)

    #14 - Mother Clubbers

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    Debbie and Jackie go to a hip new club in hope of feeling more desirable; Marty and Larry Bird come to Amber for makeovers.

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  16. 7.8/10(65 votes)

    #15 - A Night in (Lou Ferrigno's Hibachi) Heaven

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    Marty plans a date night that isn't what Debbie envisioned; Dick falls for the new baby sitter.

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  17. 7.9/10(109 votes)

    #16 - Gingerbread Man

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    Larry Bird helps Debbie deal with PTA politics and its officious president, Linda; Jackie's competitive nature kicks in when she helps Marty coach soccer.

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    Director:Chris Koch
  18. 7.9/10(104 votes)

    #17 - Cold War

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    When the whole Weaver family comes down with a cold, the Bird-Kersees -- especially Larry -- are terrified and confused.

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  19. 7.9/10(106 votes)

    #18 - The Back Nine

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    The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an exclusive new country club.

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  20. 7.9/10(104 votes)

    #19 - Space Invaders

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    Debbie advises Reggie to commit to Giselle so he proposes marriage, which incites Jackie's wrath. Meanwhile Amber decides to break up with her boyfriend.

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    Director:Joe Pennella
  21. 7.9/10(108 votes)

    #20 - Camping

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    S1:E18

    When the Weavers and Bird-Kersees go camping, Marty tries to prove that he is manly like his dad; the families have an encounter with an animal.

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    Director:Chris Koch
  22. 7.9/10(101 votes)

    #21 - Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems

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    S1:E21

    Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help, but soon she and Debbie realize they are in way over their heads.

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    Writer:Scott King
  23. 7.9/10(108 votes)

    #22 - The One with Interspecies Friends

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    Jackie and Debbie get makeovers by Shirley at Jackie's favorite hair salon; Reggie and Amber bond over nature programming; Dick tries to get Marty in shape.

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    Director:Lev L. Spiro
    Writer:Scott King
  24. 7.9/10(85 votes)

    #23 - High School Reunion

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    S2:E13

    Marty and Debbie prepare for their high school reunion, where Debbie will face her arch nemesis and Marty and his high school band perform.

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  25. 7.9/10(74 votes)

    #24 - Man, Actually

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    Debbie faces a flirtatious professor at school; Amber mourns her relationship with Reggie; Larry and Reggie's Zabvronian cycles leave them emotional wrecks.

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  26. 8.0/10(121 votes)

    #25 - 50 Shades of Green

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    Debbie and Marty find out more about alien love when the Zabvronian mating season begins; a cute jock asks Amber to a makeout party.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Pilot" is the worst rated episode of "The Neighbors". It scored 6.5/10 based on 232 votes. Directed by Chris Koch and written by Dan Fogelman, it aired on 9/26/2012. This episode scored 0.6 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Journey to the Center of the Mall".