Alan misses an important vote then appears on TV AM without knowing the result.

A new MP threatens Alan's status as the most right-wing member of Commons.

Alan tries to help the Labour party win the next election so he can blame them for the impending oil shortage.

Alan upsets animal rights activists. A old friend wants a birthday ""cake"" from Alan.

Alan impersonates Sir Steven, leader of the Campaign for Moral Regeneration.

Alan's mum visits and threatens to stay forever unless Alan repeals his new bill abolishing social security.

With his fortunes falling in Europe, Alan tries to get himself appointed to a government post back in England.

MI5 and the KGB ask Alan to start a new cold war because they no longer have anyone to spy on.

Alan's tries to get an American businessman to build a fast food factory in Haltemprice.

At his annual cocktail party, Alan upsets a local VIP who threatens to take over his seat in the House.

Alan tries to get investors for a Caribbean bank.

Alan tries to take over leadership of a neo-Nazi organization.

Alan is blackmailed into passing a bill arming the police.

Alan tries to ruin a company of which Sarah has just inherited shares.

Alan secretly has to move 1000 gallons of toxic waste.

Having survived imprisonment at hard labour in a Russian gulag, Alan attempts a return to politics by joining the European Parliament as representative from an obscure part of East Germany.

Alan finds oil on public lands then tries to buy it from a Labour Party leader.

Televised debates turns Alan into a media superstar

Alan is accused of fraternizing with teenaged girls.

Alan needs publicity so he annonunces that he has found a Nazi.

Alan tries to sell a sitcom to an American producer, but Piers has to bail Alan out of jail first.

Alan tries to sabotage Piers' wedding.

Alan files for divorce. Piers gets promoted.

Alan schemes to make some illicit profits from the translators who work for the EC.

Alan tries to become a war profiteer by arranging shipments of aid to Bosnia.