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The Best Episodes of The New Statesman

Genre:Comedy
Network:ITV1

Every episode of The New Statesman ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The New Statesman!

The New Statesman is a British sitcom of the late 1980s and early 1990s satirising the Conservative government of the time.
Episodes
26
Avg. Rating
7.6
S1
S2
S3
S4
E1
E2
E3
7.4
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8.0
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7.5
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6.8

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  • Three Line Whipping
    8.1/10(75)
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    #1 - Three Line Whipping

    Season 1 Episode 6

    Aired 10/18/1987

    Alan misses an important vote then appears on TV AM without knowing the result.

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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  • The Haltemprice Bunker
    8.1/10(77)
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    #2 - The Haltemprice Bunker

    Season 2 Episode 4

    Aired 2/5/1989

    Alan needs publicity so he annonunces that he has found a Nazi.

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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    0
  • Labour of Love
    8.0/10(57)
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    #3 - Labour of Love

    Season 3 Episode 1

    Aired 1/6/1991

    A new MP threatens Alan's status as the most right-wing member of Commons.

    Director: Graeme Harper

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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  • A Wapping Conspiracy
    7.9/10(64)
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    #4 - A Wapping Conspiracy

    Season 2 Episode 3

    Aired 1/29/1989

    Alan is accused of fraternizing with teenaged girls.

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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  • Piers of the Realm
    7.9/10(64)
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    #5 - Piers of the Realm

    Season 2 Episode 7

    Aired 2/26/1989

    Alan files for divorce. Piers gets promoted.

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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  • The Party's Over
    7.9/10(57)
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    #6 - The Party's Over

    Season 3 Episode 2

    Aired 1/13/1991

    Alan tries to help the Labour party win the next election so he can blame them for the impending oil shortage.

    Director: Graeme Harper

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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  • Sex is Wrong
    7.8/10(80)
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    #7 - Sex is Wrong

    Season 1 Episode 3

    Aired 9/27/1987

    Alan impersonates Sir Steven, leader of the Campaign for Moral Regeneration.

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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  • Fatal Extraction
    7.8/10(65)
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    #8 - Fatal Extraction

    Season 2 Episode 1

    Aired 1/15/1989

    Alan finds oil on public lands then tries to buy it from a Labour Party leader.

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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    0
  • May the Best Man Win
    7.8/10(64)
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    #9 - May the Best Man Win

    Season 2 Episode 6

    Aired 2/19/1989

    Alan tries to sabotage Piers' wedding.

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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  • Let Them Sniff Cake
    7.8/10(54)
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    #10 - Let Them Sniff Cake

    Season 3 Episode 3

    Aired 1/20/1991

    Alan upsets animal rights activists. A old friend wants a birthday ""cake"" from Alan.

    Director: Graeme Harper

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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    0
  • Keeping Mum
    7.7/10(54)
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    #11 - Keeping Mum

    Season 3 Episode 4

    Aired 1/27/1991

    Alan's mum visits and threatens to stay forever unless Alan repeals his new bill abolishing social security.

    Director: Graeme Harper

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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    0
  • The Irresistible Rise of Alan B'Stard
    7.7/10(49)
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    #12 - The Irresistible Rise of Alan B'Stard

    Season 4 Episode 6

    Aired 12/26/1992

    With his fortunes falling in Europe, Alan tries to get himself appointed to a government post back in England.

    Director: Graeme Harper

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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    0
  • Profit of Boom
    7.6/10(52)
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    #13 - Profit of Boom

    Season 3 Episode 6

    Aired 2/11/1991

    MI5 and the KGB ask Alan to start a new cold war because they no longer have anyone to spy on.

    Director: Graeme Harper

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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    0
  • Baa Baa Black Sheep
    7.5/10(69)
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    #14 - Baa Baa Black Sheep

    Season 1 Episode 7

    Aired 10/25/1987

    Alan's tries to get an American businessman to build a fast food factory in Haltemprice.

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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  • Live from Westminster
    7.5/10(62)
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    #15 - Live from Westminster

    Season 2 Episode 2

    Aired 1/22/1989

    Televised debates turns Alan into a media superstar

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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    0
  • Natural Selection
    7.5/10(53)
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    #16 - Natural Selection

    Season 3 Episode 5

    Aired 2/4/1991

    At his annual cocktail party, Alan upsets a local VIP who threatens to take over his seat in the House.

    Director: Graeme Harper

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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    0
  • Heil and Farewell
    7.5/10(47)
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    #17 - Heil and Farewell

    Season 4 Episode 4

    Aired 12/13/1992

    Alan tries to take over leadership of a neo-Nazi organization.

    Director: Graeme Harper

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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    0
  • Happiness is a Warm Gun
    7.4/10(98)
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    #18 - Happiness is a Warm Gun

    Season 1 Episode 1

    Aired 9/13/1987

    Alan is blackmailed into passing a bill arming the police.

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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  • Passport to Freedom
    7.4/10(81)
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    #19 - Passport to Freedom

    Season 1 Episode 2

    Aired 9/20/1987

    Alan tries to ruin a company of which Sarah has just inherited shares.

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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  • Friends of St. James
    7.4/10(73)
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    #20 - Friends of St. James

    Season 1 Episode 5

    Aired 10/11/1987

    Alan tries to get investors for a Caribbean bank.

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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  • Waste Not, Want Not
    7.3/10(73)
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    #21 - Waste Not, Want Not

    Season 1 Episode 4

    Aired 10/4/1987

    Alan secretly has to move 1000 gallons of toxic waste.

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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    0
  • Back from the Mort
    7.3/10(50)
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    #22 - Back from the Mort

    Season 4 Episode 1

    Aired 11/22/1992

    Having survived imprisonment at hard labour in a Russian gulag, Alan attempts a return to politics by joining the European Parliament as representative from an obscure part of East Germany.

    Director: Graeme Harper

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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  • California Here I Come
    7.0/10(65)
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    #23 - California Here I Come

    Season 2 Episode 5

    Aired 2/12/1989

    Alan tries to sell a sitcom to an American producer, but Piers has to bail Alan out of jail first.

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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    0
  • H*A*S*H
    6.8/10(47)
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    #24 - H*A*S*H

    Season 4 Episode 2

    Aired 11/29/1992

    Alan is worried that European drug lords may interfere with his attempt to make a profit from the forthcoming legalization of marijuana.

    Director: Graeme Harper

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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    0
  • Speaking in Tongues
    6.8/10(46)
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    #25 - Speaking in Tongues

    Season 4 Episode 3

    Aired 12/6/1992

    Alan schemes to make some illicit profits from the translators who work for the EC.

    Director: Graeme Harper

    Writer: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks

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Best Episodes Summary

"Three Line Whipping" is the best rated episode of "The New Statesman". It scored 8.1/10 based on 75 votes. Directed by Geoffrey Sax and written by Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks, it aired on 10/18/1987. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Haltemprice Bunker".