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The Best Episodes of The New Statesman

Every episode of The New Statesman ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The New Statesman!

The Best Episodes of The New Statesman

The New Statesman is a British sitcom of the late 1980s and early 1990s satirising the Conservative government of the time.

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  1. Background image for Three Line Whipping
    8.1/10(78 votes)

    #1 - Three Line Whipping

    S1:E6

    Alan misses an important vote then appears on TV AM without knowing the result.

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  2. Background image for The Haltemprice Bunker
    8.1/10(78 votes)

    #2 - The Haltemprice Bunker

    S2:E4

    Alan needs publicity so he annonunces that he has found a Nazi.

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  3. Background image for Labour of Love
    8.0/10(58 votes)

    #3 - Labour of Love

    S3:E1

    A new MP threatens Alan's status as the most right-wing member of Commons.

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  4. Background image for A Wapping Conspiracy
    7.9/10(65 votes)

    #4 - A Wapping Conspiracy

    S2:E3

    Alan is accused of fraternizing with teenaged girls.

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  5. Background image for Piers of the Realm
    7.9/10(65 votes)

    #5 - Piers of the Realm

    S2:E7

    Alan files for divorce. Piers gets promoted.

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  6. Background image for The Party's Over
    7.9/10(59 votes)

    #6 - The Party's Over

    S3:E2

    Alan tries to help the Labour party win the next election so he can blame them for the impending oil shortage.

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  8. Background image for Sex is Wrong
    7.8/10(83 votes)

    #7 - Sex is Wrong

    S1:E3

    Alan impersonates Sir Steven, leader of the Campaign for Moral Regeneration.

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  9. Background image for Fatal Extraction
    7.8/10(67 votes)

    #8 - Fatal Extraction

    S2:E1

    Alan finds oil on public lands then tries to buy it from a Labour Party leader.

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  10. Background image for May the Best Man Win
    7.8/10(65 votes)

    #9 - May the Best Man Win

    S2:E6

    Alan tries to sabotage Piers' wedding.

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  11. Background image for Let Them Sniff Cake
    7.8/10(56 votes)

    #10 - Let Them Sniff Cake

    S3:E3

    Alan upsets animal rights activists. A old friend wants a birthday ""cake"" from Alan.

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  12. Background image for Keeping Mum
    7.8/10(56 votes)

    #11 - Keeping Mum

    S3:E4

    Alan's mum visits and threatens to stay forever unless Alan repeals his new bill abolishing social security.

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  13. Background image for The Irresistible Rise of Alan B'Stard
    7.8/10(50 votes)

    #12 - The Irresistible Rise of Alan B'Stard

    S4:E6

    With his fortunes falling in Europe, Alan tries to get himself appointed to a government post back in England.

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  14. Background image for Profit of Boom
    7.7/10(54 votes)

    #13 - Profit of Boom

    S3:E6

    MI5 and the KGB ask Alan to start a new cold war because they no longer have anyone to spy on.

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  15. Background image for Natural Selection
    7.6/10(55 votes)

    #14 - Natural Selection

    S3:E5

    At his annual cocktail party, Alan upsets a local VIP who threatens to take over his seat in the House.

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  16. Background image for Baa Baa Black Sheep
    7.5/10(71 votes)

    #15 - Baa Baa Black Sheep

    S1:E7

    Alan's tries to get an American businessman to build a fast food factory in Haltemprice.

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  17. Background image for Live from Westminster
    7.5/10(63 votes)

    #16 - Live from Westminster

    S2:E2

    Televised debates turns Alan into a media superstar

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  18. Background image for Heil and Farewell
    7.5/10(48 votes)

    #17 - Heil and Farewell

    S4:E4

    Alan tries to take over leadership of a neo-Nazi organization.

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  19. Background image for Happiness is a Warm Gun
    7.4/10(100 votes)

    #18 - Happiness is a Warm Gun

    S1:E1

    Alan is blackmailed into passing a bill arming the police.

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  20. Background image for Passport to Freedom
    7.4/10(84 votes)

    #19 - Passport to Freedom

    S1:E2

    Alan tries to ruin a company of which Sarah has just inherited shares.

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  21. Background image for Friends of St. James
    7.4/10(76 votes)

    #20 - Friends of St. James

    S1:E5

    Alan tries to get investors for a Caribbean bank.

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  22. Background image for Waste Not, Want Not
    7.3/10(76 votes)

    #21 - Waste Not, Want Not

    S1:E4

    Alan secretly has to move 1000 gallons of toxic waste.

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  23. Background image for Back from the Mort
    7.3/10(51 votes)

    #22 - Back from the Mort

    S4:E1

    Having survived imprisonment at hard labour in a Russian gulag, Alan attempts a return to politics by joining the European Parliament as representative from an obscure part of East Germany.

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  24. Background image for California Here I Come
    7.0/10(66 votes)

    #23 - California Here I Come

    S2:E5

    Alan tries to sell a sitcom to an American producer, but Piers has to bail Alan out of jail first.

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  25. Background image for Speaking in Tongues
    6.9/10(47 votes)

    #24 - Speaking in Tongues

    S4:E3

    Alan schemes to make some illicit profits from the translators who work for the EC.

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  26. Background image for A Bigger Splash
    6.9/10(55 votes)

    #25 - A Bigger Splash

    S4:E5

    Alan tries to become a war profiteer by arranging shipments of aid to Bosnia.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Three Line Whipping" is the best rated episode of "The New Statesman". It scored 8.1/10 based on 78 votes. Directed by Geoffrey Sax and written by Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks, it aired on 10/18/1987. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Haltemprice Bunker".