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The Best Episodes of The Pitts Season 1

Every episode of The Pitts Season 1 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Pitts Season 1!

The Pitts is a short-lived FOX sitcom that aired 7 half-hour episodes between March and April 2003. It is about a family and their bad...
Genre:Comedy
Network:FOX

Season 1 Ratings Summary

"Pilot" is the best rated episode of "The Pitts" season 1. It scored 6.1/10 based on 33 votes. Directed by Lee Shallat Chemel and written by Julie Thacker, Mike Scully, it aired on 3/30/2003. This episode is rated 0.8 points higher than the second-best, "A Bug's Wife".

  • Pilot
    6.1/1033 votes

    #1 - Pilot

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 3/30/2003

    In the pilot, Bob hires a nanny for the kids who just so happens to be the woman he stood up at the prom. Meanwhile, Faith doesn't have a date for the homecoming dance.

    Director: Lee Shallat Chemel

    Writer: Julie Thacker, Mike Scully

  • A Bug's Wife
    5.3/1030 votes

    #2 - A Bug's Wife

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 4/6/2003

    Bob and Liz buy Faith a haunted car which convinces her to ditch school.

    Director: Lee Shallat Chemel

    Writer: Julie Thacker, Mike Scully

  • Squarewolves
    5.0/1033 votes

    #3 - Squarewolves

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 4/13/2003

    Faith and Petey try to keep their werewolf parents out of trouble until they end up in an animal shelter.

    Director: Katy Garretson

    Writer: N/A

  • Dummy and Dummier
    6.2/1033 votes

    #4 - Dummy and Dummier

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 4/20/2003

    It's nearing time for Petey's birthday party, and he wants to go to Birthdays, Inc. to have more fun, convinced that any party Bob and Liz throw will suck. It does. Laser tag with flashlights, Dirt Bikes: The Board Game, and Liz won't let them watch a bootlegged copy of Spider-Man 2. When all the guests try to leave, Bob goes downstairs to the basement and retreives Morty, an old living, talking dummy who's holding a grudge against Bob for leaving him there in the basement for 30 years. Later he takes over the Pitts house and throws them out, and it's up to them (and a beaver) to get their home back.

    Director: Tom Cherones

    Writer: N/A

  • Miss American Pipe
    5.3/1031 votes

    #5 - Miss American Pipe

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 4/20/2003

    During a water heater explosion, Faith gets a large pipe stuck through her head, as this interferes with big plans to dance in a rock video. Public humiliation leads her to runaway form home and join a freak show, as her family must track her down.

    Director: Matthew Diamond

    Writer: Max Pross, Tom Gammill

  • Ticket to Riot
    NaN/100 votes

    #6 - Ticket to Riot

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired Unknown

    After his car is ticketed and towed, Bob takes a bus to fight the parking ticket. No officer shows up, so he wins by default and leaves to take the bus home. But he boards the wrong bus--his bus is going to the prison. The family manages to get him out, but before they can leave, the prisoners riot and take the family hostage.

    Director: Lee Shallat Chemel

    Writer: Julie Thacker, Mike Scully

  • Bob's New Heart
    NaN/100 votes

    #7 - Bob's New Heart

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired Unknown

    The Pitts join a square-dancing club suggested to them by two people who come to Liz and Bob's new store, which turns out to be a cover for a satanic cult.

    Director: Matthew Diamond

    Writer: N/A