Is anyone actually satisfied with the modern toilet?

Is it true love if it doesn’t go viral?

Reckless driving can save lives.

Would you rather have jewels or Jewel?

Immortality: the ultimate superpower, and also Katie’s worst nightmare.

Offensive and permanent: a classic combination.

Honestly, name one thing that isn’t made cooler with smoke bombs.

Your enemy doesn’t die in the ring of fire, that’s just a fun bonus.

If it’s any consolation, at least your misery will end up in history books.

Service contains strobe lights, lasers, and other effects that may adversely affect some guests.

Even if your escape plan fails, the talent show will have been worth it.

How much venture capital could a global cult need anyway?

Not that any of us are ever going to die.

Who’d have thought there were so many ways to ruin your life on live television?

Metal is the new flesh.

You can’t be invisible AND identical.