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The Red Green Show is a Canadian television comedy that aired on various channels in Canada, with its ultimate home at CBC Television, and on Public Broadcasting Service stations in the United States, from 1991

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    The Red Green Show Season 13 Episode 3 - School Demo
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    #1 - School Demo

    S13:E3

    The men of Possum Lodge get to tear down the local Public School and have deep emotional reactions. Red converts an old car into a yard clock. All of the steaks go missing in a barbecue adventure. Red has a way to get more gas out of the tank using an enema bottle and a whoopee cushion. Red also has a handy tip explaining how to get two cars into the same parking spot. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Joel Harris, Rick Green.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. The Red Green Show Season 13 Episode 5 - The Earring
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    #2 - The Earring

    S13:E5

    Rumours run rampant at the Lodge when Winston gets an earring. Instead of beef jerky, Red decides to make turkey jerky. Red and Walter use dynamite to try to remove an old tree stump. Red demonstrates an innovative way to get the Possum Van out of a mud hole and shows you how to convert an old wrecked car into an RV camper trailer. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robsom, Jeff Lumby, Joel Harris.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. The Red Green Show Season 13 Episode 7 - The String Ball
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    #3 - The String Ball

    S13:E7

    Dalton looks like he's got a great chance of winning this year's biggest ball of string contest. Red makes a heavy-duty garbage disposal to get rid of car parts and assorted yard junk. Ed and Bill have an adventure trying to save Walter from a car that rolled into the lake. Red demonstrates innovative ways to roll up the rim on your coffee cup and clean hard to reach places in the bathroom. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Joel Harris, Jerry Schaefer, Peter Keleghan.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. The Red Green Show Season 13 Episode 8 - The Spelling Bee
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    #4 - The Spelling Bee

    S13:E8

    The men of the Lodge decide to submit a couple of entrants into a spelling contest with a thousand dollar prize. Red uses ceiling fans to improve his car's gas mileage. Hap recounts his fight with Sonny Liston. Walter and Bill make an adventure out of splitting wodd and building a campfire. Red has a device that signals your wife's mood before you go in the house, and also demonstrates how to use a model train to clean your eavestroughs. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Gordon Pinsent, Joel Harris, Samantha Weinstein, Rick Green.

    Director:Unknown
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  5. The Red Green Show Season 13 Episode 9 - Pay It Forward
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    #5 - Pay It Forward

    S13:E9

    The men try to re-instate their unemployment benefits by pretending to work for each other for money. Red designs a car that can be driven with driver in full recline. Edgar Montrose needs help distinguishing nitro from mouthwash. Walter and Bill have an adventure playing Foosball. Red makes a giant bobblehead and a fridge that makes you look slim. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Graham Greene, Rick Green, Joel Harris.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. The Red Green Show Season 13 Episode 10 - Possum Day
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    #6 - Possum Day

    S13:E10

    Instead of Ground Hog Day, the Lodge members celebrate Possum Day where a possum predicts how nuch longer summer will last. Red uses an industrial vacuum to subtly suck vegetables out of a fridge. Winston and Walter has a shoot out with squirt guns. Red makes an all-wheel drive four-wheel steering vehicle out of two K-cars. Ranger Gord presents a safety film on Cliff Diving and Red invents an easy way to add engine fluids whil you're driving. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Peter Keleghan, Joel Harris.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. The Red Green Show Season 13 Episode 11 - The Boat Ramp
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    #7 - The Boat Ramp

    S13:E11

    Rather than clean out the existing boat ramp, Red creates a way to fling a boat over the scrap and land it in the lake. The men have an adventure saving a Lodge rowboat in a flood. Red uses streetcar technology to devise a safe way to cut the grass with an electric lawnmower. Red also demonstrates a way to prevent your wife from stealing the remote and makes an outdoor bathroom out of empty beer cases. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Joel Harris.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. The Red Green Show Season 13 Episode 14 - The Chain Letter
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    #8 - The Chain Letter

    S13:E14

    Harold convinces the guys at the Lodge to make money by sending out lots and lots of chain letters. Red uses mailboxes and a central vac to create an in-house messenger service. Mike and Walter make an adventure out of installing a sprinkler system. Red uses the back wheels of a car to wind up hoses and extension cords. Red also creates a portable power steering system using a cordless drill and a pickle. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Joel Harris.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. The Red Green Show Season 13 Episode 15 - The Women's Circle
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    #9 - The Women's Circle

    S13:E15

    When the men notice all the women are missing, they discover that the ladies have formed a Women's Circle where they meet and discuss their lives. Red customizes an old van to make it more pleasant to travel with kids. Walter has an adventure trying to get a clear cellular signal. Ranger Gord presents an animated tip on Boat Safety. Red makes a gigantic oven out of a van and uses a scuba suit and water balloons to help clean the upstairs windows.

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  10. The Red Green Show Season 14 Episode 2 - Life Is A Circus
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    #10 - Life Is A Circus

    S14:E2

    The men put on a circus to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the Lodge. Harold is the human cannonball. Red does a giant stir fry in a satellite dish. The men attempt to rap rats in the adventure film. Red makes a lazy susan for long rectangular dining tables. Red has a special word for middle aged men who are still playing organized sports.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. The Red Green Show Season 14 Episode 3 - Once More To The Well
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    #11 - Once More To The Well

    S14:E3

    The well runs dry in Possum Lodge and Harold suggests that they should hook up to the town's water main; Walter and Harold milk cows; Winston goes on a blind date.; Red talks about younger people being smarter than him; Red makes a lure that make it look that that you have big fish and he builds his version of a fancy European mid-engine sports car.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. The Red Green Show Season 14 Episode 6 - Harold's One And Only
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    #12 - Harold's One And Only

    S14:E6

    Red thinks Harold is spending way too much time with his girlfriend Bonnie and gets them to take a week off. Red invents a way to put a week's worth of dog food out at a time. Walter, Harold and Bill go to a nude beach. Red converts a small car into a washer/dryer. Red uses a badly tuned car engine to convert an old tent into an inflatable garage.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. The Red Green Show Season 14 Episode 7 - The Grapes Of Wrath
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    #13 - The Grapes Of Wrath

    S14:E7

    The men use the next door neighbour's grapes to make their own wine. Red makes a flintlock musket out of some eavestrough and a can of whipped cream. Bill and Walter try to re-point a chimney. Red makes a boat out an old bed and some inflatable mattresses. Dalton brings his coin collection to Harold's Hobby House. Red shows us how to make different sized ice cubes to fit different sized drinks.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. The Red Green Show Season 14 Episode 11 - The Butter Man
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    #14 - The Butter Man

    S14:E11

    Red and Harold work through the difficulties that arise from giving someone an inappropriate Christmas gift. Red demonstrates elaborate gift detecting techniques so you can find out what you're getting without unwrapping it. The men build a lawn display of Santa's sleigh and reindeer using a wringer washer and some garden gnomes. Red uses a ceiling fan to trim his tree, and a shop vac to clean up the wrapping paper. Also featured are special Christmas messages from the Lodge members.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. The Red Green Show Season 14 Episode 12 - Red Green Insurance
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    #15 - Red Green Insurance

    S14:E12

    Bothered by the high cost and poor coverage offered by the insurance company, Red decides to personally insure the Lodge. Red turns a treadmill into a heavy duty belt sander. Harold and Walter make an adventure out of a flat tire. Red demonstrates the easy way to assemble kit furniture. When Red's car crashes through the garage door, Red sees that as an opportunity to turn it into a sauna.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. The Red Green Show Season 14 Episode 14 - Hoard Of The Flies
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    #16 - Hoard Of The Flies

    S14:E14

    The Lodge is being swarmed by flies just as an antique road show-type crew comes to town to appraise everyone's valuables. Red makes a vehicle out of old hospital equipment. Bill and Walter have an adventure cleaning eavestroughs with a ladder mounted on a skateboard. Red uses soap remnants as chair casters and converts a pick-up truck into a sporty convertible.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. The Red Green Show Season 14 Episode 15 - A Shot In The Dark
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    #17 - A Shot In The Dark

    S14:E15

    Red and Harold contract an extremely contagious virus and have to give each other flu shots. Red devises a way to throw garbage out the van window without littering. Harold injures Walter's ankle, forcing him to walk on his hands. Red creates a foolproof alarm clock and turns an old car into a snow cannon.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. The Red Green Show Season 14 Episode 16 - Bye Bye Bonnie
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    #18 - Bye Bye Bonnie

    S14:E16

    Harold is upset because his girlfriend is seen around town with another guy. Red uses a snowblower to make applesauce. The men have a run-in with a skunk. Edgar Montrose designs a new art form involving explosives. Red recycles road signs and demonstrates a way to make a newspaper windproof.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. The Red Green Show Season 14 Episode 17 - Fishy Canusa Games
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    #19 - Fishy Canusa Games

    S14:E17

    Harold freaks out when a Lodge from the United States challenges the men to a fishing contest. Red devises a way to cool car seats in the summer using fire extinguishers. Bill and Walter have an adventure putting new shingles on a shed roof. Blair Cobden tries to take his snowmobile to an island resort. Red cooks a turkey dinner in a dishwasher and uses a Mr. Microphone to avoid a shopping trip with his wife.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. The Red Green Show Season 2 Episode 13 - The Party Boat Sank
    4.6/10(18 votes)

    #20 - The Party Boat Sank

    S2:E13

    The Lodge's homemade pontoon boat sank and Glen is blamed for poor workmanship. Red makes a raincoat with a couple of tablecloths and a glue gun. Bill tries his hand at sailing.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. The Red Green Show Season 2 Episode 12 - Animals In The Attic
    4.8/10(18 votes)

    #21 - Animals In The Attic

    S2:E12

    Evidence points to a raccoon in the Lodge attic. Noel has to get rid of him, but Eddie has made him a pet. Red makes a sofa bed out of plastic milk crates. Bill takes Red shore fishing.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. The Red Green Show Season 2 Episode 14 - The Food Club
    4.8/10(19 votes)

    #22 - The Food Club

    S2:E14

    Douglas signs the Lodge up for Murray's food club which forces Eddie to quit. Red demonstrates how every tool can be used as a hammer. Bill tries some innovative methods of tree climbing.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. The Red Green Show Season 2 Episode 10 - The Broken Water Pump
    4.9/10(19 votes)

    #23 - The Broken Water Pump

    S2:E10

    Helmut is trying to fix the pump while Murray is trying to sell the Lodge a whole new water system and theme park. Red demonstrates how to change your oil. Bill tries barrel jumping.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. The Red Green Show Season 2 Episode 11 - The Illegal Clubs
    5.0/10(19 votes)

    #24 - The Illegal Clubs

    S2:E11

    Bob buys a set of clubs that turn out to be all left-handed drivers with a goalie stick for a putter. Red makes a moped with a bike and a chainsaw. Bill tires fishing from a float tube.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. The Red Green Show Season 1 Episode 8 - Guest Elephant
    5.1/10(28 votes)

    #25 - Guest Elephant

    S1:E8

    Red has an unpleasant experience with an elephant. Bill demonstrates paddling techniques. Red builds a jet powered car. Tips on buying a used car - kick everything.

    Director:Steve Smith
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Worst Episodes Summary

"School Demo" is the worst rated episode of "The Red Green Show". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/31/2003. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Earring".