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The Best Episodes of The Red Green Show

Every episode of The Red Green Show ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Red Green Show!

The Red Green Show is a Canadian television comedy that aired on various channels in Canada, with its ultimate home at CBC Television, and on...
Genre:Comedy

Best Episodes Summary

"Toe The Line" is the best rated episode of "The Red Green Show". It scored 9/10 based on 12 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 3/31/2006. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Sausage Envy".

  • Toe The Line
    9.0/1012 votes
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    #1 - Toe The Line

    Season 15 Episode 18 - Aired 3/31/2006

    Red and Harold end up as a couple competing in a line dancing contest. Red turns a sedan car into a hideaway hardtop. Mike brings his key collection to Harold's Hobby House. Red uses men's fascination with an open car hood to get guys to babysit. Ed Frid tries to guess the word 'gross' in the Word Game. Bill over-inflates a soccer ball so the game can be played with vehicles. Red uses an industrial vacuum cleaner to get rid of bees.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Sausage Envy
    8.8/1015 votes
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    #2 - Sausage Envy

    Season 10 Episode 1 - Aired 1/1/2010

    The boys do their wurst for the Possum Lake Sausage Carnival. Red meets with the network programmer - an 18 year-old woman played by Stephanie Beard of Toronto's KISS FM. Red makes popcorn in a clothes dryer, converts a hot water tank into a snowmobile, and uses his dog to wash his car. George Buza plays the lazy owner of the Port Asbestos Marina. Dalton locks the keys in his car and has to blow the doors off to get them.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Rules of Engagement
    8.8/1011 votes
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    #3 - Rules of Engagement

    Season 15 Episode 1 - Aired 10/28/2005

    Harold has broken up with Bonnie so Red tries to make him feel better by pairing up with him for a white water race in a two-man kayak Red made from washing machines. Bill and Winston get injured trying out a batting cage. Red makes his car pothole-proof. Mike tries to guess the word 'mistakes' in the Word Game. Red demonstrates a way to drive with no hands, and a trick to help you find your car keys.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Mr. Clean
    8.8/1011 votes
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    #4 - Mr. Clean

    Season 15 Episode 3 - Aired 11/11/2005

    Trying to beat Caribou Lodge in the ratings for tourist resorts, Red and the men do a massive clean-up of the Lodge. Red invents a way to cut the lawn automatically. Mike shows them how to make a camp shower. Dalton goes for the word 'listen' in the Word Game. Red makes a scented candle out of car drippings and a super-sized windshield washer from a fire hose.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Gladiator
    8.7/108 votes
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    #5 - Gladiator

    Season 11 Episode 2 - Aired 10/19/2001

    The Town of Possum Lake is staging a live version of the movie Gladiator with Dalton Humphrey (Bob Bainborough) in the lead role. Meanwhile Red demonstrates how to change a flat tire without stopping and how to fish with a musket. Mike builds a sailboat that runs on land. Harold drops in to advise a married viewer who has fallen hopelessly in love with Queen Elizabeth.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Whooping Crane
    8.7/108 votes
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    #6 - The Whooping Crane

    Season 11 Episode 3 - Aired 10/26/2001

    A whooping crane builds its nest and lays an egg in the chimney of Possum Lodge. Red demonstrates a creative way to go tobogganing in the summer. Harold gives advice on how to tell a fellow employee that they have a body odour problem. Ranger Gord presents his first animated feature of the season and Red shows you how to seal your driveway with paint roller blades. This week's adventure features Road Hockey.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Cart Blanche
    8.7/1012 votes
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    #7 - Cart Blanche

    Season 15 Episode 6 - Aired 12/2/2005

    Reacting to the high price of gasoline, the guys switch to electric golf carts. Red makes a motorcycle look like a car so your wife will let you have one. Bill has an adventure after dropping his watch down a well. Red tries to make a car run on elastic power. Dalton Humphrey tries to guess the word 'hop'. The fishermen have a discussion on same sex marriage.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Viva Las Possums
    8.6/1010 votes
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    #8 - Viva Las Possums

    Season 11 Episode 6 - Aired 11/16/2001

    Harold stages a 50's weekend at Possum Lake, culminating in an Elvis Impersonation contest. Red makes a wood chipper out of a clothes dryer. The adventure features a pit stop during the Possum Lake Car Rally. Marina Owner Dwight Cardiff extols the virtues of skydiving. In the word game, nervous Animal Control Officer Ed Frid tries to get the word 'confidence'. Red shows you an easy way to check the map while you're driving.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Ranger Harold
    8.6/107 votes
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    #9 - Ranger Harold

    Season 13 Episode 16 - Aired 2/13/2004

    Harold fills in for Ranger Gord while he's on sick leave, leaving Uncle Red alone and lonely at the Lodge. Red converts an old portable record player into a pizza maker. Bill and Walter have a life-size electric football game using cement tampers. Hap claims tp be a world class tap dancer. Red invents one device for keeping tailgaters away and another for clapping along with an audience. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Joel Harris, Jerry Schaefer, Gordon Pinsent

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Life Is A Circus
    8.6/107 votes
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    #10 - Life Is A Circus

    Season 14 Episode 2 - Aired 10/8/2004

    The men put on a circus to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the Lodge. Harold is the human cannonball. Red does a giant stir fry in a satellite dish. The men attempt to rap rats in the adventure film. Red makes a lazy susan for long rectangular dining tables. Red has a special word for middle aged men who are still playing organized sports.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Lodge Election
    8.6/109 votes
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    #11 - The Lodge Election

    Season 14 Episode 8 - Aired 11/26/2004

    The men find out that Red has been breaking the rules of the Lodge Charter and an election is called to pick a new leader. A new guy, Blair Cobden, comes on the show to promote his snowmobiling show on a local station. Red strips an old car to make a luxury bass boat. Walter accidentally goes for a ride on a mechanic's creeper. Winston runs a new commercial for "septile disfunction."

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Exit Stag Right
    8.6/1011 votes
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    #12 - Exit Stag Right

    Season 15 Episode 8 - Aired 12/30/2005

    Red and the boys plan a surprise stag for Harold. Red makes a man-sized lawn torch out of birdbath. Ed Frid tries to guess the word 'bond' in the word game. Red turns an old steam press into a fat-free grill. The men have a sailboat race. Red makes ice cream in a washing machine. Glen Brackston gives advice on diet and exercise.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The New Statue
    8.5/107 votes
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    #13 - The New Statue

    Season 5 Episode 17 - Aired 1/1/1995

    "Women build friendships; Men build statues." Lodge members decide to replace the town statue they destroyed. On Handyman Corner, Red comes up with a non chemical mosquito control system. Bill tries to get his car going.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Fishing Derby
    8.5/108 votes
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    #14 - The Fishing Derby

    Season 11 Episode 14 - Aired 1/11/2002

    Harold releases a prize fish into the lake as part of a fishing derby, with the intention of giving a $1,000 prize to whoever catches it. Red seeks to win the prize, by any means necessary. When no one catches any fish in a fishing derby, the men of the lodge test the lake water and make a shocking discovery.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Possum Panderosa
    8.5/109 votes
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    #15 - The Possum Panderosa

    Season 12 Episode 2 - Aired 10/25/2002

    Red and Harold promote the Lodge on the basis that they are relatives of Lorne Greene, who grew up there. Red demonstrates how to cut down on your coffee intake and how to deliver pizza with a skeet thrower. The men have a pass, punt and kick competition. Red turns a car into a huge wrench.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Reality Television
    8.5/108 votes
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    #16 - Reality Television

    Season 12 Episode 6 - Aired 12/22/2002

    Harold changes the show to make it more in keeping with the current trend towards reality shows. Red turns a car into a complete lawncare vehicle. The men undertake the world's largest towing job. Red builds an ultra-fast seed starting bed for his wife and demonstrates how to sneak up the driveway without waking your spouse.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • No Place Like The Home
    8.5/1012 votes
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    #17 - No Place Like The Home

    Season 15 Episode 10 - Aired 1/13/2006

    Old Man Sedgwick's son is trying to put him into a home and Red intervenes to prevent it. Edgar Montrose tries to guess the word 'passion' in the Word Game. Red uses furnace ducts as car exhaust pipes. The fishermen discuss artificial intelligence. Bill and Winston try to cross the lake on stilts. Red makes a muffin gun. Also a handyman tip on cleaning the junk out of your yard without getting rid of it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Flying Blind
    8.5/1010 votes
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    #18 - Flying Blind

    Season 15 Episode 11 - Aired 1/20/2006

    Red uses some unexpected cash to put on an Air Show but when he's denied a permit, he tries to fool the crowd with model airplanes. Ed Frid brings a black bear to Talking Animals. Red uses a water wheel to power a car. Bill has an adventure with ropes. Mike tries to guess the word 'back' in the word game. Red invents a car deodorizer and a way to stop your guests from using too much hot water.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Bigger The Better
    8.5/1010 votes
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    #19 - The Bigger The Better

    Season 15 Episode 12 - Aired 1/27/2006

    Jealous of Port Asbestos having the world's biggest marshmallow, Red and the guys decide to have the world's biggest crayons by painting all the silos. Bill and Mike turn a game of squash into an adventure. Red makes a personal air bag to fit on his hat. Dalton tries to guess the word 'purse' in the Word Game. Red uses the doors and hood of his car like flaps on an airplane. Red also suggests creatuive ways to recycle old VHS cassettes.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Rites Of Passage
    8.5/1012 votes
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    #20 - Rites Of Passage

    Season 15 Episode 14 - Aired 3/3/2006

    The men get into a fight over public access to Possum Lake waterfront and decide to settle it with a tank. Red turns a van into a huge accordion. Bill has an adventure with a bat. Mike tries to guess the word 'profit' in the Word Game. Red comes up with an easy way to seed your lawn. Ed Frid brings his animal traps to Harold's Hobby House. Red creates a poor man's GPS system.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Compost Heap
    8.4/106 votes
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    #21 - The Compost Heap

    Season 5 Episode 23 - Aired 1/1/1995

    "Women make compost heaps; Men make garbage piles." Lodge members decide to grow their own beer nuts. On Handyman Corner, Red demonstrates his planting technique. Bill tries his hand at mulching.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Something In The Heir
    8.4/1010 votes
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    #22 - Something In The Heir

    Season 11 Episode 10 - Aired 12/14/2001

    Winston tries to adopt a child to carry on the family septic sucking business. Red turns a car into a castle, complete with turret. Mike and Walter turn a basketball competition into an adventure. Dalton finds out that surfing the internet leaves a trail. Other Handyman Tips - using a toy train to vacuum a rug, and a quick clean-up idea for bachelors who eat alone.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Go Fish
    8.4/109 votes
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    #23 - Go Fish

    Season 12 Episode 1 - Aired 10/18/2002

    The wives stage a protest to prevent the men from going on a fishing weekend. Red builds a variable wheelbase car, demonstrates an easy way to change a burned-out lightbulb, and uses a blood pressure cuff to make orange juice. Ed Frid does a feature on lobsters and Walter learns how to back up a boat trailer in this week's adventure film.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • School Demo
    8.4/107 votes
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    #24 - School Demo

    Season 13 Episode 3 - Aired 10/31/2003

    The men of Possum Lodge get to tear down the local Public School and have deep emotional reactions. Red converts an old car into a yard clock. All of the steaks go missing in a barbecue adventure. Red has a way to get more gas out of the tank using an enema bottle and a whoopee cushion. Red also has a handy tip explaining how to get two cars into the same parking spot. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Joel Harris, Rick Green.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Spelling Bee
    8.4/107 votes
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    #25 - The Spelling Bee

    Season 13 Episode 8 - Aired 12/5/2003

    The men of the Lodge decide to submit a couple of entrants into a spelling contest with a thousand dollar prize. Red uses ceiling fans to improve his car's gas mileage. Hap recounts his fight with Sonny Liston. Walter and Bill make an adventure out of splitting wodd and building a campfire. Red has a device that signals your wife's mood before you go in the house, and also demonstrates how to use a model train to clean your eavestroughs. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Gordon Pinsent, Joel Harris, Samantha Weinstein, Rick Green.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A