The Best Episodes of The Simpsons Season 34
Every episode of The Simpsons Season 34 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Simpsons Season 34!
Set in Springfield, the average American town, the show focuses on the antics and everyday adventures of the Simpson family; Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie, as well as a virtual cast of thousands. Since the beginning, the series has been a pop culture icon, attracting hundreds of celebrities to guest star. The show has also made name for itself in its fearless satirical take on politics, media and American life in general.
Season 34 Ratings Summary
The best episode of "The Simpsons" season 34 is "Habeas Tortoise", rated 6.6/10 from 939 user votes. It was directed by Matthew Faughnan and written by Broti Gupta. "Habeas Tortoise" aired on 9/25/2022 and is rated 0.3 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "One Angry Lisa".
6.6/10 939 votes#1 - Habeas Tortoise
Season 34 Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/2022
After Homer humiliates himself in a town meeting, he looks for acceptance in an internet group hunting for a missing tortoise but finds something much more sinister.
Director: Matthew Faughnan
Writer: Broti Gupta
6.3/10 807 votes#2 - One Angry Lisa
Season 34 Episode 2 - Aired 10/2/2022
Lisa gets called for jury duty while Marge becomes obsessed with her exercise bike.
Director: Matthew Nastuk
Writer: Jessica Conrad
6.6/10 1,045 votes#3 - Lisa the Boy Scout
Season 34 Episode 3 - Aired 10/9/2022
When the Boy Explorers become co-ed, Bart and Lisa vow to "out scout" each other at the annual jamboree.
Director: Timothy Bailey
Writer: Dan Greaney
6.4/10 744 votes#4 - The King of Nice
Season 34 Episode 4 - Aired 10/16/2022
Marge is hired as a segment producer on Krusty's new daytime talk show. But her initial excitement about the job fades when she discovers what an endless nightmare it is!
Director: Debbie Bruce Mahan
Writer: Jessica Conrad
7.6/10 1,156 votes#5 - Not It
Season 34 Episode 5 - Aired 10/23/2022
Homer and his teenaged friends are pursued by a killer clown in a spoof of Stephen King's novel "It".
Director: Steven Dean Moore
Writer: Cesar Mazariegos
8.3/10 1,674 votes#6 - Treehouse of Horror XXXIII
Season 34 Episode 6 - Aired 10/30/2022
In a book-themed trilogy, Marge's resentment takes monstrous form, Lisa tries to save the planet through murder and Homer learns he's not the man he thought he was.
Director: Rob Oliver
Writer: Carolyn Omine, Matt Selman, Ryan Koh
6.4/10 714 votes#7 - From Beer to Paternity
Season 34 Episode 7 - Aired 11/13/2022
When Homer becomes Duffman's girl-dad hero, they go on a road trip with Lisa that threatens to expose Homer's terrible parenting.
Director: Rob Oliver
Writer: Christine Nangle
6.5/10 680 votes#8 - Step Brother from the Same Planet
Season 34 Episode 8 - Aired 11/20/2022
Homer is stunned by his feelings of rage and resentment when Grampa becomes a doting stepfather to his girlfriend's quirky young son. Lisa and Bart throw the ultimate slumber party.
Director: Matthew Faughnan
Writer: Dan Vebber
5.9/10 785 votes#9 - When Nelson Met Lisa
Season 34 Episode 9 - Aired 11/27/2022
A future tale of the will-they-won't-they-I-guess-they-won't-maybe-they-will of Springfield's most unlikely couple.
Director: Steven Dean Moore
Writer: Ryan Koh
6.6/10 712 votes#10 - Game Done Changed
Season 34 Episode 10 - Aired 12/4/2022
When Bart discovers a profitable glitch in an online game, he ropes Principal Skinner into his lucrative criminal enterprise. Marge and Maggie discover paradise.
Director: Timothy Bailey
Writer: Ryan Koh
6.7/10 684 votes#11 - Top Goon
Season 34 Episode 11 - Aired 12/11/2022
Coach Moe recruits the world's greatest brawlers to teach Nelson the art of hockey goonery.
Director: Chris Clements
Writer: Joel H. Cohen
5.9/10 779 votes#12 - My Life as a Vlog
Season 34 Episode 12 - Aired 1/1/2023
Through a series of YouTube recommended videos, the story of the rise and fall of The Simpson Family Vlog is revealed.
Director: Debbie Bruce Mahan
Writer: Jessica Conrad
6.5/10 638 votes#13 - The Many Saints of Springfield
Season 34 Episode 13 - Aired 2/19/2023
When Ned Flanders falls on hard times, Fat Tony makes him an offer he can't refuse.
Director: Bob Anderson
Writer: Al Jean
6.2/10 732 votes#14 - Carl Carlson Rides Again
Season 34 Episode 14 - Aired 2/26/2023
When Carl is smitten by a beautiful woman, he looks into the roots of his own identity by discovering the origins of a mysterious rodeo buckle.
Director: Mike Frank Polcino
Writer: Loni Steele Sosthand
6.9/10 674 votes#15 - Bartless
Season 34 Episode 15 - Aired 3/5/2023
When Bart's latest prank leads to chaos at Springfield Elementary, Marge and Homer dream of a world in which their rambunctious son was never a Simpson.
Director: Rob Oliver
Writer: John Frink
6.0/10 718 votes#16 - Hostile Kirk Place
Season 34 Episode 16 - Aired 3/12/2023
When Milhouse's Dad, Kirk, takes exception to a school history lesson that paints one of his ancestors in a bad light, Kirk goes on a crusade to censor and control the school curriculum -- a crusade that Homer co-opts for fun and profit.
Director: Steven Dean Moore
Writer: Michael Price
6.4/10 613 votes#17 - Pin Gal
Season 34 Episode 17 - Aired 3/19/2023
A mysterious figure from Marge's past returns to coach her for a bowling tournament.
Director: Chris Clements
Writer: Jeff Westbrook
5.5/10 679 votes#18 - Fan-ily Feud
Season 34 Episode 18 - Aired 4/23/2023
Homer publicly disparages a pop singer and faces the ire of her vindictive and highly organized fan army.
Director: Timothy Bailey
Writer: Broti Gupta
5.9/10 589 votes#19 - Write Off This Episode
Season 34 Episode 19 - Aired 4/30/2023
When Marge and Lisa start a charity together, Marge is seduced by the money and prestige of Big Charity fundraising.
Director: Matthew Nastuk
Writer: J. Stewart Burns
6.8/10 603 votes#20 - The Very Hungry Caterpillars
Season 34 Episode 20 - Aired 5/7/2023
When a plague of insects shuts down Springfield, the Simpsons face their greatest challenge yet… spending time in lockdown with each other.
Director: Gabriel DeFrancesco
Writer: Brian Kelley
6.3/10 554 votes#21 - Clown v. Board of Education
Season 34 Episode 21 - Aired 5/14/2023
Krusty opens a school for clowning, and it becomes the most successful thing he's ever done.
Director: Lance Kramer
Writer: Jeff Westbrook
5.8/10 765 votes#22 - Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass
Season 34 Episode 22 - Aired 5/21/2023
Time stands still after Homer crashes his car and flies through the windshield. As his life flashes before his eyes, a magical friend helps Homer learn the secret truth about his marriage.
Director: Bob Anderson
Writer: Tim Long