6.6/10963 votes#1 - Habeas Tortoise
Season 34 Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/2022
After Homer humiliates himself in a town meeting, he looks for acceptance in an internet group hunting for a missing tortoise but finds something much more sinister.
Director: Matthew Faughnan
Writer: Broti Gupta
6.3/10829 votes#2 - One Angry Lisa
Season 34 Episode 2 - Aired 10/2/2022
Lisa gets called for jury duty while Marge becomes obsessed with her exercise bike.
Director: Matthew Nastuk
Writer: Jessica Conrad
6.6/101,083 votes#3 - Lisa the Boy Scout
Season 34 Episode 3 - Aired 10/9/2022
When the Boy Explorers become co-ed, Bart and Lisa vow to "out scout" each other at the annual jamboree.
Director: Timothy Bailey
Writer: Dan Greaney
6.4/10763 votes#4 - The King of Nice
Season 34 Episode 4 - Aired 10/16/2022
Marge is hired as a segment producer on Krusty's new daytime talk show. But her initial excitement about the job fades when she discovers what an endless nightmare it is!
Director: Debbie Bruce Mahan
Writer: Jessica Conrad
7.6/101,207 votes#5 - Not It
Season 34 Episode 5 - Aired 10/23/2022
Homer and his teenaged friends are pursued by a killer clown in a spoof of Stephen King's novel "It".
Director: Steven Dean Moore
Writer: Cesar Mazariegos
8.3/101,765 votes#6 - Treehouse of Horror XXXIII
Season 34 Episode 6 - Aired 10/30/2022
In a book-themed trilogy, Marge's resentment takes monstrous form, Lisa tries to save the planet through murder and Homer learns he's not the man he thought he was.
Director: Rob Oliver
Writer: Carolyn Omine, Matt Selman, Ryan Koh
6.4/10732 votes#7 - From Beer to Paternity
Season 34 Episode 7 - Aired 11/13/2022
When Homer becomes Duffman's girl-dad hero, they go on a road trip with Lisa that threatens to expose Homer's terrible parenting.
Director: Rob Oliver
Writer: Christine Nangle
6.5/10699 votes#8 - Step Brother from the Same Planet
Season 34 Episode 8 - Aired 11/20/2022
Homer is stunned by his feelings of rage and resentment when Grampa becomes a doting stepfather to his girlfriend's quirky young son. Lisa and Bart throw the ultimate slumber party.
Director: Matthew Faughnan
Writer: Dan Vebber
5.9/10808 votes#9 - When Nelson Met Lisa
Season 34 Episode 9 - Aired 11/27/2022
A future tale of the will-they-won't-they-I-guess-they-won't-maybe-they-will of Springfield's most unlikely couple.
Director: Steven Dean Moore
Writer: Ryan Koh
6.6/10733 votes#10 - Game Done Changed
Season 34 Episode 10 - Aired 12/4/2022
When Bart discovers a profitable glitch in an online game, he ropes Principal Skinner into his lucrative criminal enterprise. Marge and Maggie discover paradise.
Director: Timothy Bailey
Writer: Ryan Koh
6.7/10707 votes#11 - Top Goon
Season 34 Episode 11 - Aired 12/11/2022
Coach Moe recruits the world's greatest brawlers to teach Nelson the art of hockey goonery.
Director: Chris Clements
Writer: Joel H. Cohen
5.9/10806 votes#12 - My Life as a Vlog
Season 34 Episode 12 - Aired 1/1/2023
Through a series of YouTube recommended videos, the story of the rise and fall of The Simpson Family Vlog is revealed.
Director: Debbie Bruce Mahan
Writer: Jessica Conrad
6.5/10664 votes#13 - The Many Saints of Springfield
Season 34 Episode 13 - Aired 2/19/2023
When Ned Flanders falls on hard times, Fat Tony makes him an offer he can't refuse.
Director: Bob Anderson
Writer: Al Jean
6.2/10756 votes#14 - Carl Carlson Rides Again
Season 34 Episode 14 - Aired 2/26/2023
When Carl is smitten by a beautiful woman, he looks into the roots of his own identity by discovering the origins of a mysterious rodeo buckle.
Director: Mike Frank Polcino
Writer: Loni Steele Sosthand
6.9/10708 votes#15 - Bartless
Season 34 Episode 15 - Aired 3/5/2023
When Bart's latest prank leads to chaos at Springfield Elementary, Marge and Homer dream of a world in which their rambunctious son was never a Simpson.
Director: Rob Oliver
Writer: John Frink
6.0/10742 votes#16 - Hostile Kirk Place
Season 34 Episode 16 - Aired 3/12/2023
When Milhouse's Dad, Kirk, takes exception to a school history lesson that paints one of his ancestors in a bad light, Kirk goes on a crusade to censor and control the school curriculum -- a crusade that Homer co-opts for fun and profit.
Director: Steven Dean Moore
Writer: Michael Price
6.4/10638 votes#17 - Pin Gal
Season 34 Episode 17 - Aired 3/19/2023
A mysterious figure from Marge's past returns to coach her for a bowling tournament.
Director: Chris Clements
Writer: Jeff Westbrook
5.5/10704 votes#18 - Fan-ily Feud
Season 34 Episode 18 - Aired 4/23/2023
Homer publicly disparages a pop singer and faces the ire of her vindictive and highly organized fan army.
Director: Timothy Bailey
Writer: Broti Gupta
5.9/10608 votes#19 - Write Off This Episode
Season 34 Episode 19 - Aired 4/30/2023
When Marge and Lisa start a charity together, Marge is seduced by the money and prestige of Big Charity fundraising.
Director: Matthew Nastuk
Writer: J. Stewart Burns
6.8/10626 votes#20 - The Very Hungry Caterpillars
Season 34 Episode 20 - Aired 5/7/2023
When a plague of insects shuts down Springfield, the Simpsons face their greatest challenge yet… spending time in lockdown with each other.
Director: Gabriel DeFrancesco
Writer: Brian Kelley
6.3/10573 votes#21 - Clown v. Board of Education
Season 34 Episode 21 - Aired 5/14/2023
Krusty opens a school for clowning, and it becomes the most successful thing he's ever done.
Director: Lance Kramer
Writer: Jeff Westbrook
5.9/10791 votes#22 - Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass
Season 34 Episode 22 - Aired 5/21/2023
Time stands still after Homer crashes his car and flies through the windshield. As his life flashes before his eyes, a magical friend helps Homer learn the secret truth about his marriage.
Director: Bob Anderson
Writer: Tim Long
The Best Episodes of The Simpsons Season 34
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Season 34 Ratings Summary
"Habeas Tortoise" is the best rated episode of "The Simpsons" season 34. It scored 6.6/10 based on 963 votes. Directed by Matthew Faughnan and written by Broti Gupta, it aired on 9/25/2022. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "One Angry Lisa".