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The Best Episodes of The Simpsons Season 34

Every episode of The Simpsons Season 34 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Simpsons Season 34!

Set in Springfield, the average American town, the show focuses on the antics and everyday adventures of the Simpson family; Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and...
Genres:FamilyAnimationComedy
Network:FOX
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22
Avg. Rating
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Season 34 Ratings Summary

"Habeas Tortoise" is the best rated episode of "The Simpsons" season 34. It scored 6.6/10 based on 996 votes. Directed by Matthew Faughnan and written by Broti Gupta, it aired on 9/25/2022. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "One Angry Lisa".

  • Habeas Tortoise
    6.6/10(996)

    #1 - Habeas Tortoise

    Season 34 Episode 1

    Aired 9/25/2022

    After Homer humiliates himself in a town meeting, he looks for acceptance in an internet group hunting for a missing tortoise but finds something much more sinister.

    Director: Matthew Faughnan

    Writer: Broti Gupta

  • One Angry Lisa
    6.3/10(857)

    #2 - One Angry Lisa

    Season 34 Episode 2

    Aired 10/2/2022

    Lisa gets called for jury duty while Marge becomes obsessed with her exercise bike.

    Director: Matthew Nastuk

    Writer: Jessica Conrad

  • Lisa the Boy Scout
    6.6/10(1,118)

    #3 - Lisa the Boy Scout

    Season 34 Episode 3

    Aired 10/9/2022

    When the Boy Explorers become co-ed, Bart and Lisa vow to "out scout" each other at the annual jamboree.

    Director: Timothy Bailey

    Writer: Dan Greaney

  • The King of Nice
    6.4/10(792)

    #4 - The King of Nice

    Season 34 Episode 4

    Aired 10/16/2022

    Marge is hired as a segment producer on Krusty's new daytime talk show. But her initial excitement about the job fades when she discovers what an endless nightmare it is!

    Director: Debbie Bruce Mahan

    Writer: Jessica Conrad

  • Not It
    7.6/10(1,244)

    #5 - Not It

    Season 34 Episode 5

    Aired 10/23/2022

    Homer and his teenaged friends are pursued by a killer clown in a spoof of Stephen King's novel "It".

    Director: Steven Dean Moore

    Writer: Cesar Mazariegos

  • Treehouse of Horror XXXIII
    8.3/10(1,812)

    #6 - Treehouse of Horror XXXIII

    Season 34 Episode 6

    Aired 10/30/2022

    In a book-themed trilogy, Marge's resentment takes monstrous form, Lisa tries to save the planet through murder and Homer learns he's not the man he thought he was.

    Director: Rob Oliver

    Writer: Carolyn Omine, Matt Selman, Ryan Koh

  • From Beer to Paternity
    6.4/10(761)

    #7 - From Beer to Paternity

    Season 34 Episode 7

    Aired 11/13/2022

    When Homer becomes Duffman's girl-dad hero, they go on a road trip with Lisa that threatens to expose Homer's terrible parenting.

    Director: Rob Oliver

    Writer: Christine Nangle

  • Step Brother from the Same Planet
    6.5/10(724)

    #8 - Step Brother from the Same Planet

    Season 34 Episode 8

    Aired 11/20/2022

    Homer is stunned by his feelings of rage and resentment when Grampa becomes a doting stepfather to his girlfriend's quirky young son. Lisa and Bart throw the ultimate slumber party.

    Director: Matthew Faughnan

    Writer: Dan Vebber

  • When Nelson Met Lisa
    5.9/10(836)

    #9 - When Nelson Met Lisa

    Season 34 Episode 9

    Aired 11/27/2022

    A future tale of the will-they-won't-they-I-guess-they-won't-maybe-they-will of Springfield's most unlikely couple.

    Director: Steven Dean Moore

    Writer: Ryan Koh

  • Game Done Changed
    6.6/10(759)

    #10 - Game Done Changed

    Season 34 Episode 10

    Aired 12/4/2022

    When Bart discovers a profitable glitch in an online game, he ropes Principal Skinner into his lucrative criminal enterprise. Marge and Maggie discover paradise.

    Director: Timothy Bailey

    Writer: Ryan Koh

  • Top Goon
    6.7/10(736)

    #11 - Top Goon

    Season 34 Episode 11

    Aired 12/11/2022

    Coach Moe recruits the world's greatest brawlers to teach Nelson the art of hockey goonery.

    Director: Chris Clements

    Writer: Joel H. Cohen

  • My Life as a Vlog
    5.9/10(837)

    #12 - My Life as a Vlog

    Season 34 Episode 12

    Aired 1/1/2023

    Through a series of YouTube recommended videos, the story of the rise and fall of The Simpson Family Vlog is revealed.

    Director: Debbie Bruce Mahan

    Writer: Jessica Conrad

  • The Many Saints of Springfield
    6.5/10(694)

    #13 - The Many Saints of Springfield

    Season 34 Episode 13

    Aired 2/19/2023

    When Ned Flanders falls on hard times, Fat Tony makes him an offer he can't refuse.

    Director: Bob Anderson

    Writer: Al Jean

  • Carl Carlson Rides Again
    6.2/10(791)

    #14 - Carl Carlson Rides Again

    Season 34 Episode 14

    Aired 2/26/2023

    When Carl is smitten by a beautiful woman, he looks into the roots of his own identity by discovering the origins of a mysterious rodeo buckle.

    Director: Mike Frank Polcino

    Writer: Loni Steele Sosthand

  • Bartless
    6.9/10(745)

    #15 - Bartless

    Season 34 Episode 15

    Aired 3/5/2023

    When Bart's latest prank leads to chaos at Springfield Elementary, Marge and Homer dream of a world in which their rambunctious son was never a Simpson.

    Director: Rob Oliver

    Writer: John Frink

  • Hostile Kirk Place
    6.1/10(778)

    #16 - Hostile Kirk Place

    Season 34 Episode 16

    Aired 3/12/2023

    When Milhouse's Dad, Kirk, takes exception to a school history lesson that paints one of his ancestors in a bad light, Kirk goes on a crusade to censor and control the school curriculum -- a crusade that Homer co-opts for fun and profit.

    Director: Steven Dean Moore

    Writer: Michael Price

  • Pin Gal
    6.4/10(674)

    #17 - Pin Gal

    Season 34 Episode 17

    Aired 3/19/2023

    A mysterious figure from Marge's past returns to coach her for a bowling tournament.

    Director: Chris Clements

    Writer: Jeff Westbrook

  • Fan-ily Feud
    5.5/10(744)

    #18 - Fan-ily Feud

    Season 34 Episode 18

    Aired 4/23/2023

    Homer publicly disparages a pop singer and faces the ire of her vindictive and highly organized fan army.

    Director: Timothy Bailey

    Writer: Broti Gupta

  • Write Off This Episode
    5.9/10(651)

    #19 - Write Off This Episode

    Season 34 Episode 19

    Aired 4/30/2023

    When Marge and Lisa start a charity together, Marge is seduced by the money and prestige of Big Charity fundraising.

    Director: Matthew Nastuk

    Writer: J. Stewart Burns

  • The Very Hungry Caterpillars
    6.8/10(663)

    #20 - The Very Hungry Caterpillars

    Season 34 Episode 20

    Aired 5/7/2023

    When a plague of insects shuts down Springfield, the Simpsons face their greatest challenge yet… spending time in lockdown with each other.

    Director: Gabriel DeFrancesco

    Writer: Brian Kelley

  • Clown v. Board of Education
    6.3/10(610)

    #21 - Clown v. Board of Education

    Season 34 Episode 21

    Aired 5/14/2023

    Krusty opens a school for clowning, and it becomes the most successful thing he's ever done.

    Director: Lance Kramer

    Writer: Jeff Westbrook

  • Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass
    5.9/10(841)

    #22 - Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass

    Season 34 Episode 22

    Aired 5/21/2023

    Time stands still after Homer crashes his car and flies through the windshield. As his life flashes before his eyes, a magical friend helps Homer learn the secret truth about his marriage.

    Director: Bob Anderson

    Writer: Tim Long