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The Best Episodes of The Simpsons Season 34

Every episode of The Simpsons Season 34 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Simpsons Season 34!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 1 - Habeas Tortoise
    7.5/10(13 votes)

    #1 - Habeas Tortoise

    S34:E1

    After Homer humiliates himself in a town meeting, he looks for acceptance in an internet group hunting for a missing tortoise but finds something much more sinister.

    Director:Matthew Faughnan
    Writer:Broti Gupta

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  2. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 2 - One Angry Lisa
    7.1/10(12 votes)

    #2 - One Angry Lisa

    S34:E2

    Lisa gets called for jury duty while Marge becomes obsessed with her exercise bike.

    Director:Matthew Nastuk
    Writer:Jessica Conrad

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  3. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 3 - Lisa the Boy Scout
    6.8/10(12 votes)

    #3 - Lisa the Boy Scout

    S34:E3

    When the Boy Explorers become co-ed, Bart and Lisa vow to "out scout" each other at the annual jamboree.

    Director:Timothy Bailey
    Writer:Dan Greaney

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  4. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 4 - The King of Nice
    6.7/10(12 votes)

    #4 - The King of Nice

    S34:E4

    Marge is hired as a segment producer on Krusty's new daytime talk show. But her initial excitement about the job fades when she discovers what an endless nightmare it is!

    Director:Debbie Bruce Mahan
    Writer:Jessica Conrad

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  5. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 5 - Not It
    7.8/10(13 votes)

    #5 - Not It

    S34:E5

    Homer and his teenaged friends are pursued by a killer clown in a spoof of Stephen King's novel "It".

    Director:Steven Dean Moore
    Writer:Cesar Mazariegos

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  6. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 6 - Treehouse of Horror XXXIII
    8.2/10(17 votes)

    #6 - Treehouse of Horror XXXIII

    S34:E6

    In a book-themed trilogy, Marge's resentment takes monstrous form, Lisa tries to save the planet through murder and Homer learns he's not the man he thought he was.

    Director:Rob Oliver
    Writers:Carolyn Omine, Matt Selman, Ryan Koh

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  7. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 7 - From Beer to Paternity
    6.8/10(12 votes)

    #7 - From Beer to Paternity

    S34:E7

    When Homer becomes Duffman's girl-dad hero, they go on a road trip with Lisa that threatens to expose Homer's terrible parenting.

    Director:Rob Oliver
    Writer:Christine Nangle

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  8. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 8 - Step Brother from the Same Planet
    7.1/10(12 votes)

    #8 - Step Brother from the Same Planet

    S34:E8

    Homer is stunned by his feelings of rage and resentment when Grampa becomes a doting stepfather to his girlfriend's quirky young son. Lisa and Bart throw the ultimate slumber party.

    Director:Matthew Faughnan
    Writer:Dan Vebber

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  9. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 9 - When Nelson Met Lisa
    6.2/10(12 votes)

    #9 - When Nelson Met Lisa

    S34:E9

    A future tale of the will-they-won't-they-I-guess-they-won't-maybe-they-will of Springfield's most unlikely couple.

    Director:Steven Dean Moore
    Writer:Ryan Koh

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  10. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 10 - Game Done Changed
    7.3/10(11 votes)

    #10 - Game Done Changed

    S34:E10

    When Bart discovers a profitable glitch in an online game, he ropes Principal Skinner into his lucrative criminal enterprise. Marge and Maggie discover paradise.

    Director:Timothy Bailey
    Writer:Ryan Koh

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  11. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 11 - Top Goon
    6.6/10(11 votes)

    #11 - Top Goon

    S34:E11

    Coach Moe recruits the world's greatest brawlers to teach Nelson the art of hockey goonery.

    Director:Chris Clements
    Writer:Joel H. Cohen

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  12. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 12 - My Life as a Vlog
    6.7/10(14 votes)

    #12 - My Life as a Vlog

    S34:E12

    Through a series of YouTube recommended videos, the story of the rise and fall of The Simpson Family Vlog is revealed.

    Director:Debbie Bruce Mahan
    Writer:Jessica Conrad

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  13. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 13 - The Many Saints of Springfield
    7.2/10(12 votes)

    #13 - The Many Saints of Springfield

    S34:E13

    When Ned Flanders falls on hard times, Fat Tony makes him an offer he can't refuse.

    Director:Bob Anderson
    Writer:Al Jean

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  14. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 14 - Carl Carlson Rides Again
    6.8/10(12 votes)

    #14 - Carl Carlson Rides Again

    S34:E14

    When Carl is smitten by a beautiful woman, he looks into the roots of his own identity by discovering the origins of a mysterious rodeo buckle.

    Director:Mike Frank Polcino
    Writer:Loni Steele Sosthand

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  15. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 15 - Bartless
    7.4/10(15 votes)

    #15 - Bartless

    S34:E15

    When Bart's latest prank leads to chaos at Springfield Elementary, Marge and Homer dream of a world in which their rambunctious son was never a Simpson.

    Director:Rob Oliver
    Writer:John Frink

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  16. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 16 - Hostile Kirk Place
    6.9/10(12 votes)

    #16 - Hostile Kirk Place

    S34:E16

    When Milhouse's Dad, Kirk, takes exception to a school history lesson that paints one of his ancestors in a bad light, Kirk goes on a crusade to censor and control the school curriculum -- a crusade that Homer co-opts for fun and profit.

    Director:Steven Dean Moore
    Writer:Michael Price

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  17. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 17 - Pin Gal
    7.0/10(12 votes)

    #17 - Pin Gal

    S34:E17

    A mysterious figure from Marge's past returns to coach her for a bowling tournament.

    Director:Chris Clements
    Writer:Jeff Westbrook

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  18. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 18 - Fan-ily Feud
    6.2/10(13 votes)

    #18 - Fan-ily Feud

    S34:E18

    Homer publicly disparages a pop singer and faces the ire of her vindictive and highly organized fan army.

    Director:Timothy Bailey
    Writer:Broti Gupta

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  19. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 19 - Write Off This Episode
    6.9/10(12 votes)

    #19 - Write Off This Episode

    S34:E19

    When Marge and Lisa start a charity together, Marge is seduced by the money and prestige of Big Charity fundraising.

    Director:Matthew Nastuk
    Writer:J. Stewart Burns

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  20. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 20 - The Very Hungry Caterpillars
    7.4/10(12 votes)

    #20 - The Very Hungry Caterpillars

    S34:E20

    When a plague of insects shuts down Springfield, the Simpsons face their greatest challenge yet… spending time in lockdown with each other.

    Director:Gabriel DeFrancesco
    Writer:Brian Kelley

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  21. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 21 - Clown v. Board of Education
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    #21 - Clown v. Board of Education

    S34:E21

    Krusty opens a school for clowning, and it becomes the most successful thing he's ever done.

    Director:Lance Kramer
    Writer:Jeff Westbrook

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  22. The Simpsons Season 34 Episode 22 - Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass
    6.0/10(12 votes)

    #22 - Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass

    S34:E22

    Time stands still after Homer crashes his car and flies through the windshield. As his life flashes before his eyes, a magical friend helps Homer learn the secret truth about his marriage.

    Director:Bob Anderson
    Writer:Tim Long

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Season 34 Ratings Summary

"Habeas Tortoise" is the best rated episode of "The Simpsons" season 34. It scored 7.5/10 based on 13 votes. Directed by Matthew Faughnan and written by Broti Gupta, it aired on 9/25/2022. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "One Angry Lisa".