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The Best Episodes of The Simpsons Season 34

Every episode of The Simpsons Season 34 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Simpsons Season 34!

The Best Episodes of The Simpsons Season 34

Set in Springfield, the average American town, the show focuses on the antics and everyday adventures of the Simpson family; Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and...
  1. Background image for Habeas Tortoise
    6.6/10(1.0k votes)

    #1 - Habeas Tortoise

    S34:E1

    After Homer humiliates himself in a town meeting, he looks for acceptance in an internet group hunting for a missing tortoise but finds something much more sinister.

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  2. Background image for One Angry Lisa
    6.3/10(891 votes)

    #2 - One Angry Lisa

    S34:E2

    Lisa gets called for jury duty while Marge becomes obsessed with her exercise bike.

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  3. Background image for Lisa the Boy Scout
    6.6/10(1.2k votes)

    #3 - Lisa the Boy Scout

    S34:E3

    When the Boy Explorers become co-ed, Bart and Lisa vow to "out scout" each other at the annual jamboree.

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  4. Background image for The King of Nice
    6.4/10(826 votes)

    #4 - The King of Nice

    S34:E4

    Marge is hired as a segment producer on Krusty's new daytime talk show. But her initial excitement about the job fades when she discovers what an endless nightmare it is!

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  5. Background image for Not It
    7.6/10(1.3k votes)

    #5 - Not It

    S34:E5

    Homer and his teenaged friends are pursued by a killer clown in a spoof of Stephen King's novel "It".

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  6. Background image for Treehouse of Horror XXXIII
    8.4/10(1.9k votes)

    #6 - Treehouse of Horror XXXIII

    S34:E6

    In a book-themed trilogy, Marge's resentment takes monstrous form, Lisa tries to save the planet through murder and Homer learns he's not the man he thought he was.

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  8. Background image for From Beer to Paternity
    6.4/10(797 votes)

    #7 - From Beer to Paternity

    S34:E7

    When Homer becomes Duffman's girl-dad hero, they go on a road trip with Lisa that threatens to expose Homer's terrible parenting.

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  9. Background image for Step Brother from the Same Planet
    6.5/10(762 votes)

    #8 - Step Brother from the Same Planet

    S34:E8

    Homer is stunned by his feelings of rage and resentment when Grampa becomes a doting stepfather to his girlfriend's quirky young son. Lisa and Bart throw the ultimate slumber party.

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  10. Background image for When Nelson Met Lisa
    5.9/10(878 votes)

    #9 - When Nelson Met Lisa

    S34:E9

    A future tale of the will-they-won't-they-I-guess-they-won't-maybe-they-will of Springfield's most unlikely couple.

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  11. Background image for Game Done Changed
    6.6/10(797 votes)

    #10 - Game Done Changed

    S34:E10

    When Bart discovers a profitable glitch in an online game, he ropes Principal Skinner into his lucrative criminal enterprise. Marge and Maggie discover paradise.

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    Writer:Ryan Koh
  12. Background image for Top Goon
    6.7/10(775 votes)

    #11 - Top Goon

    S34:E11

    Coach Moe recruits the world's greatest brawlers to teach Nelson the art of hockey goonery.

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  13. Background image for My Life as a Vlog
    5.9/10(879 votes)

    #12 - My Life as a Vlog

    S34:E12

    Through a series of YouTube recommended videos, the story of the rise and fall of The Simpson Family Vlog is revealed.

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  14. Background image for The Many Saints of Springfield
    6.5/10(733 votes)

    #13 - The Many Saints of Springfield

    S34:E13

    When Ned Flanders falls on hard times, Fat Tony makes him an offer he can't refuse.

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    Director:Bob Anderson
    Writer:Al Jean
  15. Background image for Carl Carlson Rides Again
    6.2/10(830 votes)

    #14 - Carl Carlson Rides Again

    S34:E14

    When Carl is smitten by a beautiful woman, he looks into the roots of his own identity by discovering the origins of a mysterious rodeo buckle.

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  16. Background image for Bartless
    6.9/10(785 votes)

    #15 - Bartless

    S34:E15

    When Bart's latest prank leads to chaos at Springfield Elementary, Marge and Homer dream of a world in which their rambunctious son was never a Simpson.

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    Director:Rob Oliver
    Writer:John Frink
  17. Background image for Hostile Kirk Place
    6.1/10(823 votes)

    #16 - Hostile Kirk Place

    S34:E16

    When Milhouse's Dad, Kirk, takes exception to a school history lesson that paints one of his ancestors in a bad light, Kirk goes on a crusade to censor and control the school curriculum -- a crusade that Homer co-opts for fun and profit.

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  18. Background image for Pin Gal
    6.4/10(711 votes)

    #17 - Pin Gal

    S34:E17

    A mysterious figure from Marge's past returns to coach her for a bowling tournament.

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  19. Background image for Fan-ily Feud
    5.5/10(792 votes)

    #18 - Fan-ily Feud

    S34:E18

    Homer publicly disparages a pop singer and faces the ire of her vindictive and highly organized fan army.

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  20. Background image for Write Off This Episode
    5.9/10(689 votes)

    #19 - Write Off This Episode

    S34:E19

    When Marge and Lisa start a charity together, Marge is seduced by the money and prestige of Big Charity fundraising.

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  21. Background image for The Very Hungry Caterpillars
    6.8/10(702 votes)

    #20 - The Very Hungry Caterpillars

    S34:E20

    When a plague of insects shuts down Springfield, the Simpsons face their greatest challenge yet… spending time in lockdown with each other.

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  22. Background image for Clown v. Board of Education
    6.3/10(647 votes)

    #21 - Clown v. Board of Education

    S34:E21

    Krusty opens a school for clowning, and it becomes the most successful thing he's ever done.

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  23. Background image for Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass
    5.9/10(884 votes)

    #22 - Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass

    S34:E22

    Time stands still after Homer crashes his car and flies through the windshield. As his life flashes before his eyes, a magical friend helps Homer learn the secret truth about his marriage.

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    Director:Bob Anderson
    Writer:Tim Long

Season 34 Ratings Summary

"Habeas Tortoise" is the best rated episode of "The Simpsons" season 34. It scored 6.6/10 based on 1036 votes. Directed by Matthew Faughnan and written by Broti Gupta, it aired on 9/25/2022. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "One Angry Lisa".