The Best Episodes of The Simpsons Season 18

Lisa's friendship with Fat Tony's son Michael prompts mob boss Tony to invite the Simpsons over for dinner. Michael says he'd rather be a chef than take over the family business, but that's before Tony is shot by a rival mobster.

Director: Michael Marcantel

Writer: Bill Odenkirk

A child psychiatrist suggests drumming to channel Bart's energy, and the boy proves he's got the beat when he shows some talent on the skins.

Director: Steven Dean Moore

Writer: Daniel Chun

Marge reads Homer's carpentry books and becomes very handy at fixing things. Gender bias keeps the townspeople from accepting a female carpenter, so Marge pretends that Homer does the work. Meanwhile, Bart torments Skinner when he learns the principal has an extreme allergy to peanuts.

Director: Mike B. Anderson

Writer: Matt Warburton

The 17th annual Halloween trilogy. Included: "Married to the Blob," in which a meteor turns Homer into a monster; "You Gotta Know When to Golem," about a monster from Jewish folklore; and "The Day the Earth Looked Stupid," about an alien invasion.

Director: David Silverman

Writer: Peter Gaffney

Homer is bamboozled by Army recruiters and winds up in basic training, where he runs afoul of a tough-minded colonel and is assigned to play the enemy in war games.

Director: Nancy Kruse

Writer: Daniel Chun

Lisa sees poetry in the notes Moe sticks to the walls of his hotel room, so she sends his work to a poetry journal, which publishes it, making Moe the toast of the literary circuit.

Director: Mark Kirkland

Writer: Matt Warburton

Homer is fired and decides to buy an ice-cream truck. Marge makes use of the mountains of Popsicle sticks from Homer's ice-cream consumption by creating sculptures of Springfield citizens with them, leading to a feature about her on the news.

Director: Matthew Nastuk

Writer: Carolyn Omine

When Bart ends up the only guest at Nelson's birthday party, the bully decides he's his best friend and goes about protecting Bart in a parody of "Goodfellas." Meanwhile, Homer reads Lisa to sleep and debates on whether to reveal the book's sad ending to her.

Director: Chris Clements

Writer: Matt Selman

Homer jumps into a brawl during a holiday ice-skating show. To escape the melee, Marge takes the family Christmas shopping, where a chance encounter with Gil leads to bad luck for Gil and the Simpson clan.

Director: Bob Anderson

Writer: Jeff Westbrook

Selma and Patti's home movies make Marge nostalgic for the Barnacle Bay vacations of her youth, so Homer takes the family there, but the area has changed since the Bouviers were little girls.

Director: Lance Kramer

Writer: Kevin Curran

Homer learns three lessons about revenge from stories told by Marge, Lisa and Bart that parody "The Count of Monte Cristo," "Revenge of the Nerds" and "Batman Begins."

Director: Michael Polcino

Writer: Joel H. Cohen

Lisa pretends to be Native American for multicultural day at school. Meanwhile, Bart finds love with an older woman.

Director: Raymond S. Persi

Writer: Don Payne

A documentary filmmaker who interviewed a group of Springfield schoolchildren 32 years ago has followed up at eight-year intervals to film how their lives have unfolded.

Director: Chuck Sheetz

Writer: Matt Warburton

Bart has to see a psychiatrist after he starts a panic at school by telling a story about a murderous cafeteria worker. Meanwhile, Lisa tries to civilize Cletus Spuckler's hillbilly children, with mixed results.

Director: Susie Dietter

Writer: Michael Price

Selma and Grampa embark on a May-December romance, and Bart and Lisa get into trouble with deliverymen over cardboard boxes.

Director: Nancy Kruse

Writer: Daniel Chun

After a celebrity scandal is accidentally captured in a family photo, Homer decides to become a paparazzo.

Director: Matthew Nastuk

Writer: J. Stewart Burns

Marge goes online for the first time and becomes obsessed with a role-playing game that Bart and many of their neighbors are playing. Meanwhile, Lisa develops her own obsession--for soccer--and Homer becomes a referee.

Director: Bob Anderson

Writer: J. Stewart Burns

Bart goes from hero to goat on his Little League team after an error in the championship game. Meanwhile, Homer falls asleep on a bed in a department store. When he's awakened, he raves about the mattress and is given a job as a salesman.

Director: Rob Oliver

Writer: Michael Price

Homer, Apu, Moe and Skinner volunteer as firemen after Homer's sleepwalking accident injures the town's firefighters. They do some light looting at the fires to make up for not being compensated, but Marge and Lisa shame them into mending their ways.

Director: Lance Kramer

Writer: Bill Odenkirk

The Simpsons' pooch, Santa's Little Helper, becomes a police dog.

Director: Matthew Faughnan

Writer: John Frink

In a parody of "24," the school's Counter Truancy Unit tries to stop three sixth-graders planning to disrupt the school bake sale with a stink bomb.

Director: Raymond S. Persi

Writer: Billy Kimball, Ian Maxtone-Graham

Newsman Kent Brockman is fired for swearing on the air when Homer dumps coffee in his lap, but Lisa gets Brockman back in the game with her Webcam.

Director: Matthew Nastuk

Writer: Tim Long