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The Best Episodes of The Surreal Life

Every episode of The Surreal Life ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Surreal Life!

The Surreal Life is a reality television series that sets a select group of past-their-prime celebrities and records them as they live together in Glen...
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Best Episodes Summary

"A Surreal Beginning Part 2" is the best rated episode of "The Surreal Life". It scored 8.4/10 based on 9 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/9/2003. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Surreal Seven (a.k.a. It's In My Contract!)".

  • A Surreal Beginning Part 2
    8.4/109 votes
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    #1 - A Surreal Beginning Part 2

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/9/2003

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    Director: N/A

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  • The Surreal Seven (a.k.a. It's In My Contract!)
    8.3/1016 votes
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    #2 - The Surreal Seven (a.k.a. It's In My Contract!)

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 1/9/2005

    A checker cab driven by reality TV über-fan Kathy Griffin picks up each of the housemates and drops them off at the house. Chyna runs amok, stealing, moving things, thigh-mastering and generally causing chaos. Da Brat's afraid of being in the house with has-beens. Chris tries to maintain the peace when Verne tells Chyna that her private room is his (""it's in my contract""), and the others wonder what it is they've gotten themselves into. Once the room conflict has been resolved, the cast gathers for ""Dinner on Adrianne,"" which will forever change the way the cast feels about sushi, particularly Verne, who shows a big ""perve"" can be in a small package. Later, Jane and Adrianne go skinny dipping, while Verne drinks too much and passes out. Chris, the new father to this wacky quasi-family, carries Verne to bed, only to get a bizarre ""nose-job"" from the soused dwarf.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Tawny Takes on Flo, Part 1
    7.6/109 votes
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    #3 - Tawny Takes on Flo, Part 1

    Season 6 Episode 5 - Aired 4/17/2006

    Part one of two. The house mates film talk shows in front of an audience, with Tawny vowing to reveal the real Florence and C.C. wanting to hit the bottle before he hits the stage.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Surreal Beginning
    7.5/1010 votes
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    #4 - A Surreal Beginning

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/9/2003

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Makin' the Video
    7.5/1010 votes
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    #5 - Makin' the Video

    Season 6 Episode 2 - Aired 3/26/2006

    The housemates help film a video for Smash Mouth's “Story of My Life.”

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Sincity to Saved
    7.4/108 votes
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    #6 - Sincity to Saved

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 1/30/2003

    The gang head out to Las Vegas, Corey has a meltdown, Hammer and boys dance at FatBurger. The girls go out to a strip club. Then go to church the very next day to pray for Vince who has lost his "faith".

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Dirty Laundry
    7.3/108 votes
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    #7 - Dirty Laundry

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 2/22/2004

    The gang's last day and night together. They go out shopping for goodbye gifts. When they get back, they get a surprise as they're guests on Sally Jesse Raphael's new show "Dirty Laundry".

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Action News, Part 2
    7.3/108 votes
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    #8 - Action News, Part 2

    Season 6 Episode 4 - Aired 4/9/2006

    Part 2 of 2. The cast does a TV newscast, with Alexis and Steve producing, and Florence, Sherman, C.C. and Andrea on air.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Nude Resort
    7.2/108 votes
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    #9 - Nude Resort

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 2/15/2004

    Everyone, except Tammy, is happy after finding out they have been invited to a nudist resort; nude volleyball; karaoke bar.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Action News, Part 1
    7.2/109 votes
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    #10 - Action News, Part 1

    Season 6 Episode 3 - Aired 4/2/2006

    Part 1 of two. The cast must do a TV news report, with Alexis as executive producer, Florence as anchor, Sherman as weatherman, C.C. doing the sports, Steve as field producer and Andrea reporting from a local winery.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Stars Under the Stars
    7.0/1011 votes
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    #11 - Stars Under the Stars

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/16/2003

    This one has a 'Survivor' twist to it. With none other than Survivor's favorite "witch", Jerri Manthey doing the "Jeff Probst" role! The Surreal gang is competing for a night in the outdoors in a furnished tent with a cooking chef.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Burning Questions
    7.0/107 votes
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    #12 - Burning Questions

    Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 4/17/2005

    A series of clips are shown that never made the final cut to television......until now.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Last Straw
    7.0/107 votes
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    #13 - The Last Straw

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 10/9/2005

    Omarosa apologizes to Janice; cast members have a final dinner together.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Battle of the 80's Hair Bands
    7.0/108 votes
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    #14 - Battle of the 80's Hair Bands

    Season 6 Episode 7 - Aired 4/30/2006

    The housemates must form a hair-band to go up against cover band "Posin" in a battle of the bands. C.C. feels the pressure as he prepares to perform "Talk Dirty to Me", a song from his Poison days.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Can't We All Just Get Along
    6.8/1017 votes
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    #15 - Can't We All Just Get Along

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/2004

    The new Surreal gang meet and personalities clash right away. They settle in and go shopping for groceries and then go to a Moroccan restaurant for dinner.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Movin' On In
    6.8/1011 votes
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    #16 - Movin' On In

    Season 6 Episode 1 - Aired 3/19/2006

    The Surreal Life 6 cast move into the mansion. Smart-mouthed bellhop Jimmy Pardo greets, insults and coerces our cast into carrying their own luggage as they check into a surreal motel.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Seven Celebrities of Death (2)
    6.4/106 votes
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    #17 - Seven Celebrities of Death (2)

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 3/27/2005

    At the movie set, Jane struggles to bring her vision to the silver screen, confronting slow-moving actors, technical problems and a mini-mutiny in which Jane learns the harsh reality imposed by the clock. Fighting back a meltdown, the cast members pull it together, manage to do their stunts, say their lines, and get the project in the can.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • No Way, It's Jose
    6.4/1011 votes
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    #18 - No Way, It's Jose

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 7/10/2005

    The Surreal Life is back for a fifth season with a new house and a new bunch of celebrities. “Surreal Life Security”, Andy Dick meets each celeb at the door and performs a security check before allowing them to enter the house. The pressure gets to Andy as he snaps and calls it quits before the last cast member arrives. Surprise! It’s baseball bad boy Jose Canseco! Rounding out the rest of this season’s cast are motocross superstar Carey Hart, self-proclaimed first ever supermodel Janice Dickinson, Sandi Denton a.k.a. Pepa from the hit rap trio Salt N’ Pepa, supermodel Carpice, comedic actor Bronson Pinchot from Perfect Strangers, and The Apprentice villainess and beauty queen Omarosa Manigault Stalworth. Will this be one big happy family or turn into a family feud?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Knife Incident, Part 2
    6.4/107 votes
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    #19 - The Knife Incident, Part 2

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 9/18/2005

    Omarosa prepares to leave the house.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Backyard Talent Show
    6.3/1010 votes
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    #20 - Backyard Talent Show

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 1/23/2003

    The Surreal gang have a Talent show for charity, Hosted by the great Monty hall.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Dirty Laundry
    6.3/107 votes
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    #21 - Dirty Laundry

    Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 4/3/2005

    The cast goes to the race track in the morning that day before they leave the house. It's that time of the season where Sally Jessy Raphael comes ""The Surreal Life"" house with a live audience and sits the cast down for ""Dirty Laudry"" where the cast hears things that they didn't know.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Highway to Hell
    6.2/109 votes
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    #22 - Highway to Hell

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 9/26/2004

    The Surreal Gang take a road-trip to San Diego to see Charo perform her show. One problem:only one room! So it's gals vs guys in who makes more money and gets the room. Brigitte "falls in lust" with one of Charo's male dancers from her show.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Last Supper and Goodbyes
    6.2/108 votes
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    #23 - Last Supper and Goodbyes

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 11/7/2004

    The Surreal Gang have one final dinner together before they all go back to their 'Real' lives. Who gets to take the Surreal Doggy home? Hmm...

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Children's Play
    6.1/1011 votes
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    #24 - The Children's Play

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 1/25/2004

    The gang have a Surreal Seance with Psychic Cheri Mancuso. Then they put on a Surreal play for children with funny and disastrous results. Trishelle has a bit much to drink and confesses her love to Vanilla Ice.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Six Degrees of Irritation
    6.0/1016 votes
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    #25 - Six Degrees of Irritation

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/5/2004

    Dave Coulier, Flavor Flav, Jordan Knight, Brigitte Nielsen, Ryan Starr and Charo move into a Hollywood mansion together; Flav cannot remember his roommates.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A