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The Worst Episodes of The Surreal Life

The Surreal Life is a reality television series that sets a select group of past-their-prime celebrities and records them as they live together in Glen...

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    #1 - Brande Needs a Man

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    S1:E6

    The Surreal gang go on a "Man-Hunt" to find a date for Brande. She then picks the guy and proceeds on a "Surreal Blind Date" Corey continues to have "drama" on the phone with his fiancée.

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    #2 - Softball/Pre-wedding Jitters

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    S1:E7

    The housemates play softball; Corey Feldman's wedding plans cause stress.

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    #3 - Corey's Wedding

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    S1:E8

    M.C. Hammer officiates at Corey Feldman and Susie Sprague's wedding; Hugh Hefner and a bevy of blondes attend the celebration; the housemates say goodbye.

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    #4 - Can't We All Just Get Along

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    S2:E1

    The new Surreal gang meet and personalities clash right away. They settle in and go shopping for groceries and then go to a Moroccan restaurant for dinner.

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    #5 - Mel's Diner

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    S2:E2

    The gang work at a local diner for charity with none-other than the late great Gary Coleman as their manager! Surprise cameo by Todd Bridges as a customer. Then the gang makes and give away brownies to the neighbors.

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    #6 - The Children's Play

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    S2:E3

    The gang have a Surreal Seance with Psychic Cheri Mancuso. Then they put on a Surreal play for children with funny and disastrous results. Trishelle has a bit much to drink and confesses her love to Vanilla Ice.

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    #7 - The Good, The Bad & The Porn Stars

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    S2:E4

    The gang, except Ron, attend Tammy's book-signing and are amazed at her following. Ron stayed home to prepare his Backyard BBQ Booty Call Party. Among the invited guests are, Andy Dick, Rick James and Cleetis Mack of Digital Underground.

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    #8 - Nude Resort

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    S2:E5

    Everyone, except Tammy, is happy after finding out they have been invited to a nudist resort; nude volleyball; karaoke bar.

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    #9 - Dirty Laundry

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    S2:E6

    The gang's last day and night together. They go out shopping for goodbye gifts. When they get back, they get a surprise as they're guests on Sally Jesse Raphael's new show "Dirty Laundry".

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    #10 - The Surreal Seven (a.k.a. It's In My Contract!)

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    S4:E1

    A checker cab driven by reality TV über-fan Kathy Griffin picks up each of the housemates and drops them off at the house. Chyna runs amok, stealing, moving things, thigh-mastering and generally causing chaos. Da Brat's afraid of being in the house with has-beens. Chris tries to maintain the peace when Verne tells Chyna that her private room is his (""it's in my contract""), and the others wonder what it is they've gotten themselves into. Once the room conflict has been resolved, the cast gathers for ""Dinner on Adrianne,"" which will forever change the way the cast feels about sushi, particularly Verne, who shows a big ""perve"" can be in a small package. Later, Jane and Adrianne go skinny dipping, while Verne drinks too much and passes out. Chris, the new father to this wacky quasi-family, carries Verne to bed, only to get a bizarre ""nose-job"" from the soused dwarf.

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    #11 - The Kids are All Wrong

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    S4:E2

    The cast is challenged beyond belief to take care of a bunch of kids from ages 5-6 yeard old through day care in order to raise money for charity of $1000.

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    #12 - Horses, Dwarves & Bears, Oh My!

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    S4:E3

    The cast goes camping; Verne faces difficulty with an activity; a campfire bonds the cast as a family; Joanie confesses about a shocking event from her past.

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    #13 - Three Crushes

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    S4:E4

    As the cast returns back from their camping trip they find out that their house has no been turned into a spa. Unfortunately the spa is albeit one run by a man with a questionable approach to issues of personal space. After they've had their chakras stroked, everyone, except Verne, decides to celebrate Chris's birthday with an impromptu visit to a strip club. And, in a surprise late night revelation, Adrianne spills the beans to Brat about her crush on Mr. Brady.

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    #14 - Celebrity Pitch Fest

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    S4:E5

    Adrianne continues to pursue for Chris' affection, but still not getting much of a response back. Meanwhile, the cast heads to VH1 offices where they try to get a development deal going so they can create a new series---giving us the chance to meet the mysterious Missy and watch as she and Chyna Doll pitch their ""Man-Eaters"" concept to a befuddled executive panel. Adrianne and Chyna Doll wrestle and Chris confronts Adrianne's outrageous behavior.

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    #15 - I'm With Cupid

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    S4:E6

    Date night for the Surreal Life cast! A winged Ron Jeremy sets up a dating game for the castmates. Sparks fly as the couples love or loathe their new partners because some-like Adrienne-are still pining over other houseguests.

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    #16 - Seven Celebrities of Death (1)

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    S4:E7

    The cast members discover that they've got 24 hours to prepare for shooting a Kung Fu epic entitled Seven Celebrities Of Death. As neophyte director Jane struggles to keep it together, they team is suddenly interrupted by a surprise visit from Chyna Doll's boyfriend Sean, who refuses to leave the house without Chyna Doll and threatens to grind the whole Surreal experience to a halt. Da Brat and others in the house catch an attitude with Sean.

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    #17 - Seven Celebrities of Death (2)

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    At the movie set, Jane struggles to bring her vision to the silver screen, confronting slow-moving actors, technical problems and a mini-mutiny in which Jane learns the harsh reality imposed by the clock. Fighting back a meltdown, the cast members pull it together, manage to do their stunts, say their lines, and get the project in the can.

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    #18 - Dirty Laundry

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    S4:E9

    The cast goes to the race track in the morning that day before they leave the house. It's that time of the season where Sally Jessy Raphael comes ""The Surreal Life"" house with a live audience and sits the cast down for ""Dirty Laudry"" where the cast hears things that they didn't know.

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    #19 - Burning Questions

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    S4:E10

    A series of clips are shown that never made the final cut to television......until now.

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    #20 - Get Out!!

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    S4:E11

    The cast shares their final night together. Jane waits for Da Brat to apologize to her, but finally confronts her. They argue at dinnre and everyone else feels like their on a slow train wreck. Da Brat says she apologized to Jane, Jane sees differently. Meanwhile, Sean calls Joanie and Joanie gets very sad. Marcus comforts her, but he thinks of her only as a sister. Da Brat & Jane finally agree that they both just wanna be friends, and all is better. The cast leaves, and Verne flips us the bird as he's on his way out.

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    #21 - Sunshine Strikers

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    S5:E2

    The seven new castmates compete in a bowling league against a mentally handicapped team. Tensions continue to fly between Janice and Omarosa, when Omarosa sees Janice making fun of the other team.

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    #22 - Take It Off

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    S5:E3

    The Surreal Life cast has to put together a burlesque show at a Hollywood nightclub. Jose Canseco is thrilled about the challenge, and even uses the opportunity to explore his feminine side. But some of the cast, particularly Janice Dickson is not excited over it. Janice becomes more and more isolated from the rest of her housemates.

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    #23 - Tawny Takes on Flo, Part 2

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    S6:E6

    Part 2 of 2. The pressure is on to win the talk-show competition. Guests include Bridget the Midget, Marla Gibbs (“The Jeffersons”), a man with a 10-foot mustache and a 92-year-old bodybuilder.

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    #24 - Flo's Final Word

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    S6:E8

    The Surrealifers awake to find the living room rearranged for a group therapy session with in-house advisor, Florence Henderson as "Dr. Flo"! Can Maven face the truth about his pain? Will Andrea finally come clean with Florence when she is shown footage of herself aggressively badmouthing Flo? And, can Tawny cope with any advice or criticism given to her, or is this just one more reason for her to think Florence is "a pushy, pain in the ass"? It's the moment they've all been dreading, Mrs. Brady challenges them to come clean and face their biggest fears.

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    #25 - Check-out Is At Noon, Parts 1 and 2

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    S6:E9

    The final morning finds the guests packing and reminiscing about their time at the Surreal Life Motel. Tawny spends most of the day sleeping and ignoring the rest of her cast mates. Later, tensions begin to bubble in the house as Tawny breaks up with her fiancé on the phone. In complete disbelief, the cast watches as Tawny throws her clothes off, and jumps into the pool naked. CC is left scratching his head and wondering what has happened to Tawny in the last few days. She has become completely erratic. Once reclusive and closed-off from the rest of the cast, Tawny is now skinny-dipping, and sensually kissing the other women on the lips. Better order some room service, it's going to be a very bumpy final night at the Surreal Life Motel.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Brande Needs a Man" is the worst rated episode of "The Surreal Life". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/13/2003. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Softball/Pre-wedding Jitters".