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The Surreal Life is a reality television series that sets a select group of past-their-prime celebrities and records them as they live together in Glen Campbell's former mansion in the Hollywood Hills for two weeks.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    The Surreal Life Season 1 Episode 6 - Brande Needs a Man
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #1 - Brande Needs a Man

    S1:E6

    The Surreal gang go on a "Man-Hunt" to find a date for Brande. She then picks the guy and proceeds on a "Surreal Blind Date" Corey continues to have "drama" on the phone with his fiancée.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. The Surreal Life Season 1 Episode 8 - Corey's Wedding
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    #2 - Corey's Wedding

    S1:E8

    M.C. Hammer officiates at Corey Feldman and Susie Sprague's wedding; Hugh Hefner and a bevy of blondes attend the celebration; the housemates say goodbye.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. The Surreal Life Season 5 Episode 2 - Sunshine Strikers
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    #3 - Sunshine Strikers

    S5:E2

    The seven new castmates compete in a bowling league against a mentally handicapped team. Tensions continue to fly between Janice and Omarosa, when Omarosa sees Janice making fun of the other team.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. The Surreal Life Season 5 Episode 3 - Take It Off
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    #4 - Take It Off

    S5:E3

    The Surreal Life cast has to put together a burlesque show at a Hollywood nightclub. Jose Canseco is thrilled about the challenge, and even uses the opportunity to explore his feminine side. But some of the cast, particularly Janice Dickson is not excited over it. Janice becomes more and more isolated from the rest of her housemates.

    Director:Unknown
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  5. The Surreal Life Season 6 Episode 6 - Tawny Takes on Flo, Part 2
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    #5 - Tawny Takes on Flo, Part 2

    S6:E6

    Part 2 of 2. The pressure is on to win the talk-show competition. Guests include Bridget the Midget, Marla Gibbs (“The Jeffersons”), a man with a 10-foot mustache and a 92-year-old bodybuilder.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. The Surreal Life Season 6 Episode 8 - Flo's Final Word
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    #6 - Flo's Final Word

    S6:E8

    The Surrealifers awake to find the living room rearranged for a group therapy session with in-house advisor, Florence Henderson as "Dr. Flo"! Can Maven face the truth about his pain? Will Andrea finally come clean with Florence when she is shown footage of herself aggressively badmouthing Flo? And, can Tawny cope with any advice or criticism given to her, or is this just one more reason for her to think Florence is "a pushy, pain in the ass"? It's the moment they've all been dreading, Mrs. Brady challenges them to come clean and face their biggest fears.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. The Surreal Life Season 6 Episode 9 - Check-out Is At Noon, Parts 1 and 2
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    #7 - Check-out Is At Noon, Parts 1 and 2

    S6:E9

    The final morning finds the guests packing and reminiscing about their time at the Surreal Life Motel. Tawny spends most of the day sleeping and ignoring the rest of her cast mates. Later, tensions begin to bubble in the house as Tawny breaks up with her fiancé on the phone. In complete disbelief, the cast watches as Tawny throws her clothes off, and jumps into the pool naked. CC is left scratching his head and wondering what has happened to Tawny in the last few days. She has become completely erratic. Once reclusive and closed-off from the rest of the cast, Tawny is now skinny-dipping, and sensually kissing the other women on the lips. Better order some room service, it's going to be a very bumpy final night at the Surreal Life Motel.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. The Surreal Life Season 4 Episode 11 - Get Out!!
    4.0/10(6 votes)

    #8 - Get Out!!

    S4:E11

    The cast shares their final night together. Jane waits for Da Brat to apologize to her, but finally confronts her. They argue at dinnre and everyone else feels like their on a slow train wreck. Da Brat says she apologized to Jane, Jane sees differently. Meanwhile, Sean calls Joanie and Joanie gets very sad. Marcus comforts her, but he thinks of her only as a sister. Da Brat & Jane finally agree that they both just wanna be friends, and all is better. The cast leaves, and Verne flips us the bird as he's on his way out.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. The Surreal Life Season 2 Episode 4 - The Good, The Bad & The Porn Stars
    4.4/10(13 votes)

    #9 - The Good, The Bad & The Porn Stars

    S2:E4

    The gang, except Ron, attend Tammy's book-signing and are amazed at her following. Ron stayed home to prepare his Backyard BBQ Booty Call Party. Among the invited guests are, Andy Dick, Rick James and Cleetis Mack of Digital Underground.

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  10. The Surreal Life Season 4 Episode 2 - The Kids are All Wrong
    4.6/10(9 votes)

    #10 - The Kids are All Wrong

    S4:E2

    The cast is challenged beyond belief to take care of a bunch of kids from ages 5-6 yeard old through day care in order to raise money for charity of $1000.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. The Surreal Life Season 5 Episode 6 - Vegas Dead Ringers
    4.6/10(7 votes)

    #11 - Vegas Dead Ringers

    S5:E6

    The celebrities play a game of baseball, with team captain Jose, against a group of Las Vegas celebrity impersonators. Although the final score is very close, the Surreal Lifers we love beat the Dead Ringers, including Barbara Streisand, Dolly Parton, Madonna, Elton John, Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder, and Jose Canseco himself! Later, the cast, finished with their pit stop, takes the improved Surreal Life charter bus to the Palms Hotel, where everyone goes to a club to party. But Janice parties harder than ever, ticking some of her fellow celebrities off.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. The Surreal Life Season 3 Episode 8 - Haunted Hospital
    4.7/10(10 votes)

    #12 - Haunted Hospital

    S3:E8

    Spooky Surreal Life Ghosts! The gang go to a abandoned mental hospital with Ghost-hunter Dr. Larry Montz. A truly scary episode. Perfect to view on Halloween! Dave goes solo, Charo with Jordan, Flav with Bridgitte and Ryan does not do it.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. The Surreal Life Season 4 Episode 3 - Horses, Dwarves & Bears, Oh My!
    4.7/10(9 votes)

    #13 - Horses, Dwarves & Bears, Oh My!

    S4:E3

    The cast goes camping; Verne faces difficulty with an activity; a campfire bonds the cast as a family; Joanie confesses about a shocking event from her past.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. The Surreal Life Season 4 Episode 5 - Celebrity Pitch Fest
    4.7/10(9 votes)

    #14 - Celebrity Pitch Fest

    S4:E5

    Adrianne continues to pursue for Chris' affection, but still not getting much of a response back. Meanwhile, the cast heads to VH1 offices where they try to get a development deal going so they can create a new series---giving us the chance to meet the mysterious Missy and watch as she and Chyna Doll pitch their ""Man-Eaters"" concept to a befuddled executive panel. Adrianne and Chyna Doll wrestle and Chris confronts Adrianne's outrageous behavior.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. The Surreal Life Season 5 Episode 5 - Moto-Crossdressers
    4.8/10(8 votes)

    #15 - Moto-Crossdressers

    S5:E5

    An exhausted Surreal Life cast is not too happy when finding out their next challenge will be traveling to Gorman where they'll learn to ride dirt bikes. Jose admits he has a life-long fear of motorcycles as they suit up, rev up and compete for the title of ""Biker of the Day."" With Carey showing the basics, everyone has a good time, and Caprice walks off with a new mini-motorcycle. Later, an impromptu sexy, cross-dressing slumber party reveals Jose's feminine side.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. The Surreal Life Season 5 Episode 10 - Dirty Laundry, Part 1
    4.8/10(7 votes)

    #16 - Dirty Laundry, Part 1

    S5:E10

    The cast returns from golfing to discover Sally Jessy Raphael and an audience in the mansion.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. The Surreal Life Season 4 Episode 4 - Three Crushes
    5.0/10(9 votes)

    #17 - Three Crushes

    S4:E4

    As the cast returns back from their camping trip they find out that their house has no been turned into a spa. Unfortunately the spa is albeit one run by a man with a questionable approach to issues of personal space. After they've had their chakras stroked, everyone, except Verne, decides to celebrate Chris's birthday with an impromptu visit to a strip club. And, in a surprise late night revelation, Adrianne spills the beans to Brat about her crush on Mr. Brady.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. The Surreal Life Season 5 Episode 4 - Backyard Makeover Surreal Edition
    5.0/10(9 votes)

    #18 - Backyard Makeover Surreal Edition

    S5:E4

    The celebrities get their next assignment - rebuilding a backyard for a battered women's shelter. Omarosa is designated as the team leader, a job that the other members of the group quickly reassign to Carey, who has had experience in landscaping. By the end of the day, despite complaints from Janice and a power trip from Omarosa, the cast completes the job and is given the ulitimate reward when they see the faces of the women and children.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. The Surreal Life Season 5 Episode 7 - Voted Out Of Vegas
    5.0/10(7 votes)

    #19 - Voted Out Of Vegas

    S5:E7

    The cast members compete for immunity in order to avoid being sent home from Las Vegas.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. The Surreal Life Season 4 Episode 6 - I'm With Cupid
    5.1/10(44 votes)

    #20 - I'm With Cupid

    S4:E6

    Date night for the Surreal Life cast! A winged Ron Jeremy sets up a dating game for the castmates. Sparks fly as the couples love or loathe their new partners because some-like Adrienne-are still pining over other houseguests.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. The Surreal Life Season 4 Episode 7 - Seven Celebrities of Death (1)
    5.1/10(9 votes)

    #21 - Seven Celebrities of Death (1)

    S4:E7

    The cast members discover that they've got 24 hours to prepare for shooting a Kung Fu epic entitled Seven Celebrities Of Death. As neophyte director Jane struggles to keep it together, they team is suddenly interrupted by a surprise visit from Chyna Doll's boyfriend Sean, who refuses to leave the house without Chyna Doll and threatens to grind the whole Surreal experience to a halt. Da Brat and others in the house catch an attitude with Sean.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. The Surreal Life Season 3 Episode 9 - Dirty Laundry
    5.2/10(8 votes)

    #22 - Dirty Laundry

    S3:E9

    The Surreal gang get a "Family Portrait" taken. When they get back home, they get a surprise: Sally Jessy Raphael is waiting for them to go live with her "Dirty Laundry" show. And a lot of "secrets" are revealed.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. The Surreal Life Season 3 Episode 7 - Making the Single: Part B
    5.3/10(9 votes)

    #23 - Making the Single: Part B

    S3:E7

    The gang has only four hours left to complete their single "Live My Life". Can they pull it off?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. The Surreal Life Season 3 Episode 5 - Surf School
    5.4/10(8 votes)

    #24 - Surf School

    S3:E5

    The Surreal Surfing Life! Our gang learns to surf and learn other things about themselves in the process. Flav is fed up with Brigitte's flirting with other men.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. The Surreal Life Season 3 Episode 11 - Best & Worst
    5.4/10(8 votes)

    #25 - Best & Worst

    S3:E11

    The roommates discuss their experiences in the house.

    Director:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Brande Needs a Man" is the worst rated episode of "The Surreal Life". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/13/2003. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Corey's Wedding".