NaN/100 votesLoading...#1 - Brande Needs a Man
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2/13/2003
The Surreal gang go on a "Man-Hunt" to find a date for Brande. She then picks the guy and proceeds on a "Surreal Blind Date" Corey continues to have "drama" on the phone with his fiancée.
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#2 - Softball/Pre-wedding Jitters
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 2/13/2003
The housemates play softball; Corey Feldman's wedding plans cause stress.
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#3 - Corey's Wedding
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 2/20/2003
M.C. Hammer officiates at Corey Feldman and Susie Sprague's wedding; Hugh Hefner and a bevy of blondes attend the celebration; the housemates say goodbye.
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#4 - Get Out!!
Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 4/24/2005
The cast shares their final night together. Jane waits for Da Brat to apologize to her, but finally confronts her. They argue at dinnre and everyone else feels like their on a slow train wreck. Da Brat says she apologized to Jane, Jane sees differently. Meanwhile, Sean calls Joanie and Joanie gets very sad. Marcus comforts her, but he thinks of her only as a sister. Da Brat & Jane finally agree that they both just wanna be friends, and all is better. The cast leaves, and Verne flips us the bird as he's on his way out.
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#5 - Sunshine Strikers
Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 7/17/2005
The seven new castmates compete in a bowling league against a mentally handicapped team. Tensions continue to fly between Janice and Omarosa, when Omarosa sees Janice making fun of the other team.
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#6 - Take It Off
Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 7/24/2005
The Surreal Life cast has to put together a burlesque show at a Hollywood nightclub. Jose Canseco is thrilled about the challenge, and even uses the opportunity to explore his feminine side. But some of the cast, particularly Janice Dickson is not excited over it. Janice becomes more and more isolated from the rest of her housemates.
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#7 - Tawny Takes on Flo, Part 2
Season 6 Episode 6 - Aired 4/23/2006
Part 2 of 2. The pressure is on to win the talk-show competition. Guests include Bridget the Midget, Marla Gibbs (“The Jeffersons”), a man with a 10-foot mustache and a 92-year-old bodybuilder.
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#8 - Flo's Final Word
Season 6 Episode 8 - Aired 5/7/2006
The Surrealifers awake to find the living room rearranged for a group therapy session with in-house advisor, Florence Henderson as "Dr. Flo"! Can Maven face the truth about his pain? Will Andrea finally come clean with Florence when she is shown footage of herself aggressively badmouthing Flo? And, can Tawny cope with any advice or criticism given to her, or is this just one more reason for her to think Florence is "a pushy, pain in the ass"? It's the moment they've all been dreading, Mrs. Brady challenges them to come clean and face their biggest fears.
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#9 - Check-out Is At Noon, Parts 1 and 2
Season 6 Episode 9 - Aired 5/14/2006
The final morning finds the guests packing and reminiscing about their time at the Surreal Life Motel. Tawny spends most of the day sleeping and ignoring the rest of her cast mates. Later, tensions begin to bubble in the house as Tawny breaks up with her fiancé on the phone. In complete disbelief, the cast watches as Tawny throws her clothes off, and jumps into the pool naked. CC is left scratching his head and wondering what has happened to Tawny in the last few days. She has become completely erratic. Once reclusive and closed-off from the rest of the cast, Tawny is now skinny-dipping, and sensually kissing the other women on the lips. Better order some room service, it's going to be a very bumpy final night at the Surreal Life Motel.
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#10 - The Good, The Bad & The Porn Stars
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 2/8/2004
The gang, except Ron, attend Tammy's book-signing and are amazed at her following. Ron stayed home to prepare his Backyard BBQ Booty Call Party. Among the invited guests are, Andy Dick, Rick James and Cleetis Mack of Digital Underground.
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#11 - Vegas Dead Ringers
Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 8/21/2005
The celebrities play a game of baseball, with team captain Jose, against a group of Las Vegas celebrity impersonators. Although the final score is very close, the Surreal Lifers we love beat the Dead Ringers, including Barbara Streisand, Dolly Parton, Madonna, Elton John, Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder, and Jose Canseco himself! Later, the cast, finished with their pit stop, takes the improved Surreal Life charter bus to the Palms Hotel, where everyone goes to a club to party. But Janice parties harder than ever, ticking some of her fellow celebrities off.
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#12 - Haunted Hospital
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 10/24/2004
Spooky Surreal Life Ghosts! The gang go to a abandoned mental hospital with Ghost-hunter Dr. Larry Montz. A truly scary episode. Perfect to view on Halloween! Dave goes solo, Charo with Jordan, Flav with Bridgitte and Ryan does not do it.
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#13 - Moto-Crossdressers
Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 8/14/2005
An exhausted Surreal Life cast is not too happy when finding out their next challenge will be traveling to Gorman where they'll learn to ride dirt bikes. Jose admits he has a life-long fear of motorcycles as they suit up, rev up and compete for the title of ""Biker of the Day."" With Carey showing the basics, everyone has a good time, and Caprice walks off with a new mini-motorcycle. Later, an impromptu sexy, cross-dressing slumber party reveals Jose's feminine side.
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#14 - Dirty Laundry, Part 1
Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 9/25/2005
The cast returns from golfing to discover Sally Jessy Raphael and an audience in the mansion.
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#15 - Backyard Makeover Surreal Edition
Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 7/31/2005
The celebrities get their next assignment - rebuilding a backyard for a battered women's shelter. Omarosa is designated as the team leader, a job that the other members of the group quickly reassign to Carey, who has had experience in landscaping. By the end of the day, despite complaints from Janice and a power trip from Omarosa, the cast completes the job and is given the ulitimate reward when they see the faces of the women and children.
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#16 - Voted Out Of Vegas
Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 9/4/2005
The cast members compete for immunity in order to avoid being sent home from Las Vegas.
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#17 - Dirty Laundry
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 10/31/2004
The Surreal gang get a "Family Portrait" taken. When they get back home, they get a surprise: Sally Jessy Raphael is waiting for them to go live with her "Dirty Laundry" show. And a lot of "secrets" are revealed.
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#18 - The Kids are All Wrong
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 1/16/2005
The cast is challenged beyond belief to take care of a bunch of kids from ages 5-6 yeard old through day care in order to raise money for charity of $1000.
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#19 - Making the Single: Part B
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 10/17/2004
The gang has only four hours left to complete their single "Live My Life". Can they pull it off?
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#20 - Horses, Dwarves & Bears, Oh My!
Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 1/23/2005
The cast goes camping; Verne faces difficulty with an activity; a campfire bonds the cast as a family; Joanie confesses about a shocking event from her past.
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#21 - Celebrity Pitch Fest
Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 2/13/2005
Adrianne continues to pursue for Chris' affection, but still not getting much of a response back. Meanwhile, the cast heads to VH1 offices where they try to get a development deal going so they can create a new series---giving us the chance to meet the mysterious Missy and watch as she and Chyna Doll pitch their ""Man-Eaters"" concept to a befuddled executive panel. Adrianne and Chyna Doll wrestle and Chris confronts Adrianne's outrageous behavior.
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#22 - Surf School
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/3/2004
The Surreal Surfing Life! Our gang learns to surf and learn other things about themselves in the process. Flav is fed up with Brigitte's flirting with other men.
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#23 - Best & Worst
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 11/14/2004
The roommates discuss their experiences in the house.
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#24 - Dirty Laundry, Part 2
Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 10/2/2005
Sally makes an accusation; Omarosa defends herself.
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#25 - Mel's Diner
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 1/18/2004
The gang work at a local diner for charity with none-other than the late great Gary Coleman as their manager! Surprise cameo by Todd Bridges as a customer. Then the gang makes and give away brownies to the neighbors.
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The Worst Episodes of The Surreal Life
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Worst Episodes Summary
"Brande Needs a Man" is the worst rated episode of "The Surreal Life". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/13/2003. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Softball/Pre-wedding Jitters".