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The Worst Episodes of The Surreal Life

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The Worst Episodes of The Surreal Life

The Surreal Life is a reality television series that sets a select group of past-their-prime celebrities and records them as they live together in Glen...

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    #1 - Brande Needs a Man

    S1:E6

    The Surreal gang go on a "Man-Hunt" to find a date for Brande. She then picks the guy and proceeds on a "Surreal Blind Date" Corey continues to have "drama" on the phone with his fiancée.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #2 - Corey's Wedding

    S1:E8

    M.C. Hammer officiates at Corey Feldman and Susie Sprague's wedding; Hugh Hefner and a bevy of blondes attend the celebration; the housemates say goodbye.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #3 - Can't We All Just Get Along

    S2:E1

    The new Surreal gang meet and personalities clash right away. They settle in and go shopping for groceries and then go to a Moroccan restaurant for dinner.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #4 - Mel's Diner

    S2:E2

    The gang work at a local diner for charity with none-other than the late great Gary Coleman as their manager! Surprise cameo by Todd Bridges as a customer. Then the gang makes and give away brownies to the neighbors.

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    #5 - The Children's Play

    S2:E3

    The gang have a Surreal Seance with Psychic Cheri Mancuso. Then they put on a Surreal play for children with funny and disastrous results. Trishelle has a bit much to drink and confesses her love to Vanilla Ice.

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    #6 - The Good, The Bad & The Porn Stars

    S2:E4

    The gang, except Ron, attend Tammy's book-signing and are amazed at her following. Ron stayed home to prepare his Backyard BBQ Booty Call Party. Among the invited guests are, Andy Dick, Rick James and Cleetis Mack of Digital Underground.

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    #7 - Nude Resort

    S2:E5

    Everyone, except Tammy, is happy after finding out they have been invited to a nudist resort; nude volleyball; karaoke bar.

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    #8 - Dirty Laundry

    S2:E6

    The gang's last day and night together. They go out shopping for goodbye gifts. When they get back, they get a surprise as they're guests on Sally Jesse Raphael's new show "Dirty Laundry".

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    #9 - Six Degrees of Irritation

    S3:E1

    Dave Coulier, Flavor Flav, Jordan Knight, Brigitte Nielsen, Ryan Starr and Charo move into a Hollywood mansion together; Flav cannot remember his roommates.

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    #10 - Strange Love

    S3:E2

    Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen get closer and bond. The Surreal gang have dinner one on one to get to know each other better.

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    #11 - Battle of the Bands

    S3:E3

    The roommates participate in a battle of the bands with aspiring teen musicians.

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    #12 - Highway to Hell

    S3:E4

    The Surreal Gang take a road-trip to San Diego to see Charo perform her show. One problem:only one room! So it's gals vs guys in who makes more money and gets the room. Brigitte "falls in lust" with one of Charo's male dancers from her show.

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    #13 - Surf School

    S3:E5

    The Surreal Surfing Life! Our gang learns to surf and learn other things about themselves in the process. Flav is fed up with Brigitte's flirting with other men.

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    #14 - Making the Single: Part One

    S3:E6

    Rock and Roll (at least that's what Ryan hopes)! It's time to make a hit record. Jordan puts on his producer shades and the Surreal Lifers are ready to make some magic happen. Jordan quickly turns dictator and does not allow for creative input from Charo or Ryan, creating the ultimate pop song, or in Charo's words ""a crazy salad"". Ryan will not sell out and sing pop. She storms out of the studio leaving the rest of the cast in suspense about whether she will return to contribute her vocals to the record.

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    #15 - Making the Single: Part B

    S3:E7

    The gang has only four hours left to complete their single "Live My Life". Can they pull it off?

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    #16 - Haunted Hospital

    S3:E8

    Spooky Surreal Life Ghosts! The gang go to a abandoned mental hospital with Ghost-hunter Dr. Larry Montz. A truly scary episode. Perfect to view on Halloween! Dave goes solo, Charo with Jordan, Flav with Bridgitte and Ryan does not do it.

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    #17 - Dirty Laundry

    S3:E9

    The Surreal gang get a "Family Portrait" taken. When they get back home, they get a surprise: Sally Jessy Raphael is waiting for them to go live with her "Dirty Laundry" show. And a lot of "secrets" are revealed.

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    #18 - Last Supper and Goodbyes

    S3:E10

    The Surreal Gang have one final dinner together before they all go back to their 'Real' lives. Who gets to take the Surreal Doggy home? Hmm...

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    #19 - Best & Worst

    S3:E11

    The roommates discuss their experiences in the house.

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    #20 - Lost Moments

    S3:E12

    Surreal Lost Moments: #1:Sick Puppy,#2:Jordan Strikes Out!, #3:Snack Attack, #4 Hopeless Homemaker, #5: Shop Suey it! #7: It's Alive! #8;Boo-Boo Graph. #9: Love Machine.

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    #21 - The Surreal Seven (a.k.a. It's In My Contract!)

    S4:E1

    A checker cab driven by reality TV über-fan Kathy Griffin picks up each of the housemates and drops them off at the house. Chyna runs amok, stealing, moving things, thigh-mastering and generally causing chaos. Da Brat's afraid of being in the house with has-beens. Chris tries to maintain the peace when Verne tells Chyna that her private room is his (""it's in my contract""), and the others wonder what it is they've gotten themselves into. Once the room conflict has been resolved, the cast gathers for ""Dinner on Adrianne,"" which will forever change the way the cast feels about sushi, particularly Verne, who shows a big ""perve"" can be in a small package. Later, Jane and Adrianne go skinny dipping, while Verne drinks too much and passes out. Chris, the new father to this wacky quasi-family, carries Verne to bed, only to get a bizarre ""nose-job"" from the soused dwarf.

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    #22 - The Kids are All Wrong

    S4:E2

    The cast is challenged beyond belief to take care of a bunch of kids from ages 5-6 yeard old through day care in order to raise money for charity of $1000.

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    #23 - Horses, Dwarves & Bears, Oh My!

    S4:E3

    The cast goes camping; Verne faces difficulty with an activity; a campfire bonds the cast as a family; Joanie confesses about a shocking event from her past.

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    #24 - Three Crushes

    S4:E4

    As the cast returns back from their camping trip they find out that their house has no been turned into a spa. Unfortunately the spa is albeit one run by a man with a questionable approach to issues of personal space. After they've had their chakras stroked, everyone, except Verne, decides to celebrate Chris's birthday with an impromptu visit to a strip club. And, in a surprise late night revelation, Adrianne spills the beans to Brat about her crush on Mr. Brady.

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    #25 - Celebrity Pitch Fest

    S4:E5

    Adrianne continues to pursue for Chris' affection, but still not getting much of a response back. Meanwhile, the cast heads to VH1 offices where they try to get a development deal going so they can create a new series---giving us the chance to meet the mysterious Missy and watch as she and Chyna Doll pitch their ""Man-Eaters"" concept to a befuddled executive panel. Adrianne and Chyna Doll wrestle and Chris confronts Adrianne's outrageous behavior.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Brande Needs a Man" is the worst rated episode of "The Surreal Life". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/13/2003. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Corey's Wedding".