The Worst Episodes of Thieves

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   #1 - Liver Let Die

   S1:E310/12/2001

   Johnny and Rita play doctor when they have to retrieve a stolen liver.

   Director:Steven Robman

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:Steven Robman

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   #2 - The General

   S1:E511/2/2001

   Johnny and Rita are dispatched to a Mexican resort to bring back a general who is scheduled to testify at a hearing.

   Director:Keith Samples

   Writer:Matthew Carnahan

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   Director:Keith Samples

   Writer:Matthew Carnahan
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   #3 - The Long Con

   S1:E811/23/2001

   Johnny and Rita have 24 hours to retrieve stolen evidence that is necessary to a racketeering case involving a champion horse breeder.

   Directors:Adam Nimoy, James Frawley

   Writer:Unknown

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   Directors:Adam Nimoy, James Frawley

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   #4 - The Green and the Black

   S1:E99/14/2002

   Johnny and Rita go after his old partner, who was able to steal a plate that prints U.S. currency by using a plan that Johnny had devised 10 years earlier.

   Director:Unknown

   Writer:Unknown

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   #5 - Home is Where the Heist is

   S1:E109/21/2002

   When Johnny and Rita get an assignment to co-habitate in suburbia to recover a stolen virus, they discover just how comfortable life together could actually be. (ABC)

   Director:Alan Myerson

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:Alan Myerson

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   4.2/10(29 votes)

   #6 - Pilot

   S1:E19/28/2001

   The diamond heist that brings them together is a trap set by the Feds, who want to take advantage of their special ""skills."" In exchange for having the charges dropped, the thieves reluctantly agree to work for the Government. Their first mission: to steal, of course. An important videotape is missing, and the bantering pair will have to work together---hurdle No. 1---and use all their resources (legal or not) to recover it.

   Director:James Frawley

   Writer:Jim Leonard

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   Director:James Frawley

   Writer:Jim Leonard
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   6.0/10(11 votes)

   #7 - Jack's Back

   S1:E611/9/2001

   Johnny and Rita test a museum's security system by stealing gold coins. Also, Rita's new date comes as a surprise to Johnny.

   Director:James Frawley

   Writer:Natalie Chaidez

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   Director:James Frawley

   Writer:Natalie Chaidez
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   7.0/10(13 votes)

   #8 - Casino

   S1:E711/16/2001

   Johnny and Rita are assigned to steal a list of undercover agents from a man who committed murder to obtain the document.

   Directors:Steve Gomer, James Frawley

   Writer:Natalie Chaidez

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   Directors:Steve Gomer, James Frawley

   Writer:Natalie Chaidez
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   7.6/10(10 votes)

   #9 - Dey Got de Degas

   S1:E210/5/2001

   Johnny and Rita dabble in forgery when they are asked to retrieve a stolen Degas painting. -from ABC site

   Director:James Frawley

   Writer:Jim Leonard

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   Director:James Frawley

   Writer:Jim Leonard
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    8.7/10(20 votes)

    #10 - Bad Moon Rising

    S1:E410/19/2001

    Johnny and Rita are assigned to steal an African artifact back from a museum. Meanwhile, Rita finds herself attracted to a police officer.

    Director:James Frawley

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:James Frawley

    Writer:Unknown