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The Worst Episodes of thirtysomething

Every episode of thirtysomething ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of thirtysomething!

Thirtysomething is an American television drama about a group of baby boomers in their late thirties. It was created by Marshall Herskovitz and Edward Zwick...
Genre:Drama
Network:ABC

Worst Episodes Summary

"Pilot" is the worst rated episode of "thirtysomething". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Marshall Herskovitz and written by Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, it aired on 9/29/1987. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Parents Are Coming, the Parents Are Coming".

  • Pilot
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    #1 - Pilot

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/29/1987

    Hope and Michael Steadman are still adjusting to parenthood while struggling with money problems and best-friend crises.

    Director: Marshall Herskovitz

    Writer: Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz

  • The Parents Are Coming, the Parents Are Coming
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    #2 - The Parents Are Coming, the Parents Are Coming

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/6/1987

    Hope's anxiety over her parents' impending visit taxes everyone's patience.

    Director: Edward Zwick

    Writer: Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz

  • Housewarming
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    #3 - Housewarming

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/13/1987

    Michael and Hope race to renovate their crumbling mansion for a huge housewarming party.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz

  • Couples
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    #4 - Couples

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/27/1987

    A night out with friends degenerates as Nancy and Elliot's marital woes become apparent.

    Director: Marshall Herskovitz

    Writer: Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz

  • But Not for Me
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    #5 - But Not for Me

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 11/3/1987

    Gary and Melissa rekindle their affair; Michael and Hope's first date in months is a disaster.

    Director: Tom Moore

    Writer: N/A

  • We Gather Together
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    #6 - We Gather Together

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/17/1987

    Hope and Michael plan a quiet Thanksgiving but learn friends are counting on being invited.

    Director: Mark Cullingham

    Writer: Edward Zwick

  • Nice Work If You Can Get It
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    #7 - Nice Work If You Can Get It

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 12/1/1987

    Before a deadline, Michael and Elliot wrestle with a creativity block; Ellyn develops a crush on an associate.

    Director: Claudia Weill

    Writer: Paul Haggis

  • Weaning
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    #8 - Weaning

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 12/8/1987

    Sensing baby Janey's decreasing dependency on her, depressed Hope decides to go back to work.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: N/A

  • I'll Be Home for Christmas
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    #9 - I'll Be Home for Christmas

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 12/15/1987

    Michael and Hope argue about whether their infant's first holiday should be Christmas or Hanukkah. A famous photographer shows interest in Melissa's work.

    Director: Rob Lieberman

    Writer: N/A

  • South by Southeast
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    #10 - South by Southeast

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 1/5/1988

    It's a Hitchcockian nightmare as Gary falls in love; as the romance progresses, he begins receiving a series of threats against his life.

    Director: Dan Lerner

    Writer: Paul Haggis

  • Therapy
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    #11 - Therapy

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 1/12/1988

    Elliot and Nancy seek professional help for their troubled marriage; Michael finds it hard to keep it a secret.

    Director: Marshall Herskovitz

    Writer: N/A

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    #12 - Competition

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 1/19/1988

    Michael's jealousy is aroused when an important client make it clear he prefers Elliot. Meanwhile, Hope and Nancy try to come to terms with computers.

    Director: Rob Cohen

    Writer: Joseph Dougherty

  • Separation
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    #13 - Separation

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 1/26/1988

    Elliot temporarily moves in with Michael and Hope after separating from Nancy.

    Director: Peter Horton

    Writer: N/A

  • I'm in Love, I'm in Love, I'm in Love with a Wonderful Gynecologist
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    #14 - I'm in Love, I'm in Love, I'm in Love with a Wonderful Gynecologist

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 2/2/1988

    Competing for the attention of the same man jeopardizes the new found friendship between Ellyn and Melissa.

    Director: Scott Winant

    Writer: Ann Lewis Hamilton

  • Business as Usual
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    #15 - Business as Usual

    Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 2/9/1988

    Michael's hopes for a joyous reunion with his father are destroyed when he discovers the real reason for the visit.

    Director: Claudia Weill

    Writer: Marshall Herskovitz, Paul Haggis

  • Accounts Receivable
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    #16 - Accounts Receivable

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 3/1/1988

    A rocky relationship between Michael and his brother Brad is further strained when Michael learns the family business is almost bankrupt.

    Director: Edward Zwick

    Writer: N/A

  • Whose Forest Is This?
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    #17 - Whose Forest Is This?

    Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 3/15/1988

    Nancy and Elliot's separation takes its toll on their son; Elliot prepares for a blind date with a chiropractor.

    Director: Peter Horton

    Writer: N/A

  • Nancy's First Date
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    #18 - Nancy's First Date

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 3/22/1988

    Melissa's burgeoning romance slows when she learns he doesn't want any more kids. Nancy has her first date since the separation.

    Director: N/A

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  • Undone
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    #19 - Undone

    Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 4/12/1988

    Michael's old girlfriend from college pays a visit.

    Director: Dan Lerner

    Writer: Joseph Dougherty

  • Tenure
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    #20 - Tenure

    Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 5/3/1988

    Gary evaluates the fate of his academic career as he undergoes tenure review at the college. Ellyn learns her building is going co-op, leaving her to decide whether to buy her apartment.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ann Lewis Hamilton

  • Born to Be Mild
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    #21 - Born to Be Mild

    Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 5/10/1988

    Ellyn and Woodman's weekend is ruined when they are forced to babysit Janey.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jerry Stahl

  • We'll Meet Again
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    #22 - We'll Meet Again

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 12/6/1988

    As she and Michael argue about her working and having another child, Hope learns about some previous tenants of their house. Hope is making tentative moves toward returning to work full-time. Michael suggests, though, that there might be some problems in doing that and muses about having a second child. Hope, Melissa and Gary find an old trunk in the Steadman's basement full of letters and photos of previous residents, Sally and Roy McCauley. Hope gets lost in these, imagining the courtship of Sally Spangler and Roy, who goes to the South Pacific during World War II. Later Hope and Nancy find Sally's journal. There are more fantasy flashbacks about Roy and Sally getting married and him leaving for war. Later that night as Hope works in bed, Michael comes in and begins to get amorous. Hope, not wearing her diaphragm, stops him. Ellyn finds Hope at home crying. Hope has just read about Sally getting a telegram saying Roy is missing in action.

    Director: Scott Winant

    Writer: N/A

  • In Re: the Marriage of Weston
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    #23 - In Re: the Marriage of Weston

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 12/13/1988

    Things get complicated between Elliot and Nancy as they moved toward finalizing their divorce. They both try to establish new relationships. Scenes of Elliot and Nancy's courtship are intercut with the present-day divorce preparations. Elliot has to get cash advances on his salary from an unhappy Michael. Nancy, using the last name Krieger, calls editor Jack Bronstein about her book. He's enthusiastic but says he can't recommend it yet--the story's a ""little weak."" Meanwhile Elliot's lawyer Adrian tries to talk business with him at a restaurant, but he's more interested in coming on to her. She declines to go out with him. Nancy is working at an office job, and a younger employee there, Terry O'Neil, seems to like her. Later when she and Jack are at her house working on the book, he kisses her. Nancy tells Melissa she's been carrying around her diaphragm! Later, Nancy has a physical encounter with Terry.

    Director: Peter Horton

    Writer: N/A

  • The Mike Van Dyke Show
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    #24 - The Mike Van Dyke Show

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 12/20/1988

    As Christmas and Hanukkah near, Hope suffers a minor injury and an unknown illness. Michael has a crisis of faith and imagines his life as a 1960's TV sitcom. Michael and Hope are negotiating over Christmas/Hanukkah celebrations. Mike starts watching TV and sees himself in an old black & white TV sitcom, with the Westons interrupting his plans to be with Hope. The next day at work, Elliot tells Mike he seems distracted. Michael gets a phone call--Hope has been in an accident with Janey. Rushing to the hospital, he finds Janey unhurt and Hope looking tired with some contusions on her face, but otherwise apparently OK. Mike watches the TV show again, this time with Santa in it. He drives Melissa to the synagogue and she encourages him to come on Friday. Michael returns home with a tree and finds Hope getting ill in the bathroom. He tells her to go to the doctor about the dizzy spells she's been having. Another flash to the TV show: Hope is missing on a wintry night.

    Director: Ron Lagomarsino

    Writer: Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz

  • Trust Me
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    #25 - Trust Me

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 1/3/1989

    Melissa and Gary consider having a child together. Gary volunteers his time at a social services center, where he is irritated by and attracted to a brusque administrator. Gary and Melissa's relationship seems to be drawing closer as they both have rejection at work in common, along with thoughts of parenthood for themselves now that Hope and Michael are expecting. Gary goes to a private social welfare agency, the Race Street Project, and meets with Susannah Hart there about a mentoring program for a local youth. Susannah is skeptical of Gary's commitment. Gary meets his charge, Curtis Caldwell, a Stanford-bound student who does not want to be in the program. At a wedding, Melissa meets Russell Weller, a painter who has noticed her at the galleries. He invites her to a party. Melissa goes to the party with Russell. When his good mood turns bleak after a phone call, she realizes that he's gay and has just heard about a friend contracting AIDS.

    Director: Steven Robman

    Writer: N/A