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The Worst Episodes of thirtysomething

Every episode of thirtysomething ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of thirtysomething!

Thirtysomething is an American television drama about a group of baby boomers in their late thirties. It was created by Marshall Herskovitz and Edward Zwick...
Genre:Drama
Network:ABC

Worst Episodes Summary

"Pilot" is the worst rated episode of "thirtysomething". It scored 8.3/10 based on 107 votes. Directed by Marshall Herskovitz and written by Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, it aired on 9/29/1987. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "But Not for Me".

  • Pilot
    8.3/10107 votes
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    #1 - Pilot

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/29/1987

    Hope and Michael Steadman are still adjusting to parenthood while struggling with money problems and best-friend crises.

    Director: Marshall Herskovitz

    Writer: Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz

  • But Not for Me
    8.4/1093 votes
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    #2 - But Not for Me

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 11/3/1987

    Gary and Melissa rekindle their affair; Michael and Hope's first date in months is a disaster.

    Director: Tom Moore

    Writer: N/A

  • We Gather Together
    8.4/1087 votes
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    #3 - We Gather Together

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/17/1987

    Hope and Michael plan a quiet Thanksgiving but learn friends are counting on being invited.

    Director: Mark Cullingham

    Writer: Edward Zwick

  • Love and Sex
    8.4/1090 votes
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    #4 - Love and Sex

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 10/3/1989

    CAPSULE: While she and Michael are having problems of their own, Hope gets involved in the love life of her teenaged babysitter. Hope and Michael arrive home early while their teenaged babysitter Lauren is there, saying they have some important matters to discuss. What they're really there for is some baby-making, though Mike has a little trouble at first. Lauren seems to admire Hope; she's read her article on the ozone layer. At DAA, Michael and Elliot are nervous about a presentation when Gary, dressed like a playground basketball bum, shows up just in time for Miles to see him. Gary tells the guys he and Susannah won't be marrying. Michael arrives home late. After some arguing about domestic matters, Hope says she can't ""switch gears"" and have sex. After shopping with Melissa and Ellyn, Hope comes back home to find Lauren on the front lawn with her boyfriend Bernard, music blaring, having a picnic. Hope is furious. Lauren profusely apologizes, saying she and Bernard are being kept a

    Director: Marshall Herskovitz

    Writer: N/A

  • Deliverance
    8.5/1064 votes
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    #5 - Deliverance

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 3/21/1989

    CAPSULE: Ellyn, Nancy, Hope and Melissa go on a cathartic camping trip. Melissa gets some camping equipment as a payoff for a photo shoot and the gang makes plans to take a camping trip to the Poconos. But Elliot gets a lead on some work, forcing Michael to have to tell Hope, who has been looking forward to the trip for months, that he can't go. Gary opts out of the trip, and Ellyn, despite her ulcer, decides to go. The four women set off in the car for the journey. On the trail to Parker Cave, Ellyn is gung-ho and pushing the group until they get to the cave, then she's afraid to go in. Nancy and Hope remember the scary old tour guide at the cave from their youth. Ellyn says she'll hike around the mountain cave--seven miles!--rather than go through. Hope decides that she and the others shouldn't leave her. They hike until nightfall, then they make a camp. Nancy's ghost story makes Ellyn more nervous. In the tent that night, Hope inadvertently reveals to Nancy that Elliot had an affair

    Director: Peter Horton

    Writer: Ann Lewis Hamilton

  • The Parents Are Coming, the Parents Are Coming
    8.6/1094 votes
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    #6 - The Parents Are Coming, the Parents Are Coming

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/6/1987

    Hope's anxiety over her parents' impending visit taxes everyone's patience.

    Director: Edward Zwick

    Writer: Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz

  • South by Southeast
    8.6/1087 votes
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    #7 - South by Southeast

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 1/5/1988

    It's a Hitchcockian nightmare as Gary falls in love; as the romance progresses, he begins receiving a series of threats against his life.

    Director: Dan Lerner

    Writer: Paul Haggis

  • Business as Usual
    8.6/1085 votes
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    #8 - Business as Usual

    Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 2/9/1988

    Michael's hopes for a joyous reunion with his father are destroyed when he discovers the real reason for the visit.

    Director: Claudia Weill

    Writer: Marshall Herskovitz, Paul Haggis

  • The Distance
    8.6/1067 votes
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    #9 - The Distance

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 10/16/1990

    CAPSULE: An offer of a new job for Susannah leads to her and Gary taking a bold and unexpected step in their relationship. Ellyn finds out that Jeffrey is going back to his first wife. Early in the morning Richard is getting ready to leave on a business trip, but Ellyn makes him stay for coffee. He seems very distant this morning, but gives her an extra kiss and says ""I love you"" before he leaves. Susannah has received a great job offer from a foundation in New York, but she tells Gary that of course she won't take it in light of their new situation (her pregnancy). At Race St., Susannah finds that a leaky roof's collapse has ruined boxes and boxes of records. The situation there makes her long for the job in New York, and she now tells Gary she's thinking of going to see about it. Ellyn calls Indianapolis to talk to Jeffrey and finds that, unbeknownst to her, he has gone on to Los Angeles. At a gathering at the Steadmans' Gary and Susannah talks separately with Michael and Hope about

    Director: Melanie Mayron

    Writer: Joseph Dougherty

  • The Difference Between Men and Women
    8.6/1064 votes
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    #10 - The Difference Between Men and Women

    Season 4 Episode 16 - Aired 2/26/1991

    Bachelor and bachelorette parties for Billy and Ellyn provide the backdrop for a look at the various couples' relationships with each other and their fideliity.

    Director: Timothy Busfield

    Writer: N/A

  • Housewarming
    8.7/1090 votes
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    #11 - Housewarming

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/13/1987

    Michael and Hope race to renovate their crumbling mansion for a huge housewarming party.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz

  • Couples
    8.7/1083 votes
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    #12 - Couples

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/27/1987

    A night out with friends degenerates as Nancy and Elliot's marital woes become apparent.

    Director: Marshall Herskovitz

    Writer: Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz

  • Nancy's First Date
    8.7/1083 votes
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    #13 - Nancy's First Date

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 3/22/1988

    Melissa's burgeoning romance slows when she learns he doesn't want any more kids. Nancy has her first date since the separation.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • We'll Meet Again
    8.7/1090 votes
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    #14 - We'll Meet Again

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 12/6/1988

    As she and Michael argue about her working and having another child, Hope learns about some previous tenants of their house. Hope is making tentative moves toward returning to work full-time. Michael suggests, though, that there might be some problems in doing that and muses about having a second child. Hope, Melissa and Gary find an old trunk in the Steadman's basement full of letters and photos of previous residents, Sally and Roy McCauley. Hope gets lost in these, imagining the courtship of Sally Spangler and Roy, who goes to the South Pacific during World War II. Later Hope and Nancy find Sally's journal. There are more fantasy flashbacks about Roy and Sally getting married and him leaving for war. Later that night as Hope works in bed, Michael comes in and begins to get amorous. Hope, not wearing her diaphragm, stops him. Ellyn finds Hope at home crying. Hope has just read about Sally getting a telegram saying Roy is missing in action.

    Director: Scott Winant

    Writer: N/A

  • Politics
    8.7/1065 votes
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    #15 - Politics

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 1/17/1989

    CAPSULE: Michael takes on a client that he, his wife and his friends find repugnant. Gary and Susannah's odd relationship continues to grow. At a diner with Hope, Gary, Elliot and Melissa, Michael returns a phone call to Jerry Kravitz, an old friend of his and Gary's from their college days at Penn. He wants the Michael & Elliot company to do some media work a Senate candidate he represents, Diana McKay. Mike has the first of several flashbacks seen throughout the show of himself, Gary and Jerry involved in demonstrations and campus politics. Gary goes to the Race St. Project and offers to help Susannah write up their grant application. A little attraction seems to be developing. Gary leans in as if to kiss her, but she pulls away. Michael & Elliot take on the McKay account, but Gary, Susannah and Hope let them know they think McKay is a terrible choice. Hope is not too impressed with Jerry either after a night of reminiscing with him and Michael. Susannah apologizes to Gary for the ""w

    Director: Claudia Weill

    Writer: N/A

  • Michael Writes a Story
    8.7/1068 votes
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    #16 - Michael Writes a Story

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 4/4/1989

    Michael takes a creative writing class, as does Nancy. Michael incurs Nancy's wrath when he writes about something he heard about her in confidence from Elliot. Also, Michael and Elliot get new jobs working for Miles Drentell at DAA.

    Director: Tom Moore

    Writer: Joseph Dougherty

  • The Other Shoe
    8.7/1066 votes
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    #17 - The Other Shoe

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 3/20/1990

    CAPSULE: Nancy finds new support from another cancer patient, but their relationship threatens her closeness with her own family. Nancy has been receiving chemotherapy and as a result has been feeling ill a good bit of the time. The experience, along with the movie Fantastic Voyage, has given Ethan a new idea for another story to do with his mom, one in which a whole planet is sick. At her support group for cancer patients, Victory Partners, Nancy meets a woman named Beatrice Holden and they go out for coffee. Beatrice talks to her about getting a new circle of friends for support. She attends a meeting at Beatrice's place and finds the frank talk and even humor about death a new, liberating experience. As Nancy comes more under the influence of Beatrice, she becomes ""radicalized"" and starts talking about carcinogens and other cancer-related matters endlessly. At dinner with the Steadmans, Melissa wonders out of Nancy's presence why she's so mad. When Nancy puts forth opinions on carci

    Director: Ken Olin

    Writer: Joseph Dougherty

  • Nice Work If You Can Get It
    8.8/1085 votes
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    #18 - Nice Work If You Can Get It

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 12/1/1987

    Before a deadline, Michael and Elliot wrestle with a creativity block; Ellyn develops a crush on an associate.

    Director: Claudia Weill

    Writer: Paul Haggis

  • I'll Be Home for Christmas
    8.8/1095 votes
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    #19 - I'll Be Home for Christmas

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 12/15/1987

    Michael and Hope argue about whether their infant's first holiday should be Christmas or Hanukkah. A famous photographer shows interest in Melissa's work.

    Director: Rob Lieberman

    Writer: N/A

  • Competition
    8.8/1072 votes
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    #20 - Competition

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 1/19/1988

    Michael's jealousy is aroused when an important client make it clear he prefers Elliot. Meanwhile, Hope and Nancy try to come to terms with computers.

    Director: Rob Cohen

    Writer: Joseph Dougherty

  • I'm in Love, I'm in Love, I'm in Love with a Wonderful Gynecologist
    8.8/1069 votes
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    #21 - I'm in Love, I'm in Love, I'm in Love with a Wonderful Gynecologist

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 2/2/1988

    Competing for the attention of the same man jeopardizes the new found friendship between Ellyn and Melissa.

    Director: Scott Winant

    Writer: Ann Lewis Hamilton

  • Accounts Receivable
    8.8/1088 votes
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    #22 - Accounts Receivable

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 3/1/1988

    A rocky relationship between Michael and his brother Brad is further strained when Michael learns the family business is almost bankrupt.

    Director: Edward Zwick

    Writer: N/A

  • Whose Forest Is This?
    8.8/1083 votes
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    #23 - Whose Forest Is This?

    Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 3/15/1988

    Nancy and Elliot's separation takes its toll on their son; Elliot prepares for a blind date with a chiropractor.

    Director: Peter Horton

    Writer: N/A

  • Undone
    8.8/1077 votes
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    #24 - Undone

    Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 4/12/1988

    Michael's old girlfriend from college pays a visit.

    Director: Dan Lerner

    Writer: Joseph Dougherty

  • Trust Me
    8.8/1066 votes
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    #25 - Trust Me

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 1/3/1989

    Melissa and Gary consider having a child together. Gary volunteers his time at a social services center, where he is irritated by and attracted to a brusque administrator. Gary and Melissa's relationship seems to be drawing closer as they both have rejection at work in common, along with thoughts of parenthood for themselves now that Hope and Michael are expecting. Gary goes to a private social welfare agency, the Race Street Project, and meets with Susannah Hart there about a mentoring program for a local youth. Susannah is skeptical of Gary's commitment. Gary meets his charge, Curtis Caldwell, a Stanford-bound student who does not want to be in the program. At a wedding, Melissa meets Russell Weller, a painter who has noticed her at the galleries. He invites her to a party. Melissa goes to the party with Russell. When his good mood turns bleak after a phone call, she realizes that he's gay and has just heard about a friend contracting AIDS.

    Director: Steven Robman

    Writer: N/A