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The Best Episodes of Those Who Can't

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    Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 4 - A Smoot Holiday Coincidence
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - A Smoot Holiday Coincidence

    S3:E4

    The Smoot teachers rally around a student as they raise money for his heart transplant.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 9 - Those Who Could've
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Those Who Could've

    S3:E9

    The Smoot faculty exploits student-teachers from a local university.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 11 - Big Ol' Scams
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Big Ol' Scams

    S3:E11

    Steven's vocational career fair has Loren and Abbey questioning their professional paths. Meanwhile, Shoemaker and Fairbell join a cult-like pyramid scheme.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 1 - All's Fairbell
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - All's Fairbell

    S3:E1

    Against all odds, Fairbell excels in his new role as principal, but the arrival of a buttoned-up guidance counselor jeopardizes the rest of the gang’s easy street.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 3 - You Can't Go Homecoming Again
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - You Can't Go Homecoming Again

    S3:E3

    With the gang in charge of the homecoming parade floats, tensions rise and class warfare

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 5 - Escapegoats
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - Escapegoats

    S3:E5

    With the gang trapped in a Smoot “escape room,” new guidance counselor Steven leads the charge to get them fired.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 6 - Taco Tuesday
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Taco Tuesday

    S3:E6

    As Tammy desperately tries to take care of an urgent personal matter, Smoot deals with a crisis of its own: a taco-less Tuesday.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 7 - One Ding-Wonder
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - One Ding-Wonder

    S3:E7

    When a Smoot student becomes a viral sensation, Shoemaker gets a brush with fame, and Loren and Abbey try to out-viral everyone with a video of their own.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 8 - Grisly Man
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #9 - Grisly Man

    S3:E8

    Out in the woods for a cross-country race, the gang stumbles upon a hermit they believe is a legendary serial killer.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 12 - Abbey's Road
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - Abbey's Road

    S3:E12

    Abbey enjoys success at her new career away from Smoot. In her absence, the gang struggles with their altered group dynamic and Loren takes over as librarian.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 13 - Yes We Scan
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - Yes We Scan

    S3:E13

    With the school in danger of being shut down, the gang hatches a plan to save the day. Meanwhile, Quinn and Tammy embark on a drug-fueled vision quest.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 2 - The Running of the Bullies
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - The Running of the Bullies

    S3:E2

    Quinn returns as principal and starts a campaign to tackle the rampant bullying at Smoot, but disturbing the delicate social ecosystem has consequences for everyone.

    Director:Jay Karas

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  14. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 10 - SKAppily Ever After
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - SKAppily Ever After

    S3:E10

    Everyone chips in to throw Loren and Jade a dream wedding at the school. Meanwhile, Abbey wants to take her anonymous online relationship to the next level.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 1 - The Boys Are Coming Together
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #14 - The Boys Are Coming Together

    S1:E1

    When the school bully begins picking on some of the teachers at Smoot High, the teachers exact a terrible (and stupid) revenge... and even the librarian gets in on the action!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 2 - Oof, Nut City
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #15 - Oof, Nut City

    S1:E2

    Principal Quinn tasks the guys with helping a shy kid win the student election, but they do their jobs a little too well and unwittingly create a monster. Abbey and Quinn have a fight over Smoot High's debate practices.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 3 - Lady and the Skamp
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #16 - Lady and the Skamp

    S1:E3

    The teachers protest poor working conditions by going on strike, Shoemaker and Abbey butt heads over who's the real strike leader, and Loren and Rod tailgate the event...leaving Quinn and Tammy to man the understaffed school.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 4 - The Fairbell Tape
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #17 - The Fairbell Tape

    S1:E4

    Shoemaker and Abbey work to get the vending machine returned after it's removed by the PTA. Later, Loren clashes with his old teacher while Fairbell's sexual orientation is discovered.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 5 - Of Lice and Men
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #18 - Of Lice and Men

    S1:E5

    After a lice outbreak at Smoot, Loren takes matters into his own hands and commands the "hot zone." Shoemaker and Tammy square off in a haircutting contest, while Abbey revisits some not-so-fond high school memories.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 6 - What's Eating Uncle Jake?
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #19 - What's Eating Uncle Jake?

    S1:E6

    After leading the JV Girls Volleyball team to the State Championship, Fairbell gets benched when the PTA appoints a new coach. Plus, Shoemaker takes asst. coaching a bit too far, and Loren schemes for a shady game sponsor.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 7 - For Whom the Bell's Tolls
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #20 - For Whom the Bell's Tolls

    S1:E7

    The guys come to school drunk on the day Superintendent Carson promises to fire the worst teacher. Shoemaker has a medical flare-up, Loren maintains a buzz in order to save face, and Fairbell makes a ridiculous new friend.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 8 - Wet Dreams May Come
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #21 - Wet Dreams May Come

    S1:E8

    Shoemaker is tormented by a disturbing sex dream, and the drama teacher wrongly advises him to act on it. Meanwhile, Fairbell befriends the new school police officer even though the rest of the gang tries to get rid of him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 9 - K-Pop Goes the Weasel
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #22 - K-Pop Goes the Weasel

    S1:E9

    A former student leaves a threatening letter for the gang, and they quickly realize they're stuck in the middle of his sick, murderous game. Trapped in school at night, with corpses piling up, the teachers fight for survival.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 10 - Take a Wonka on the Wild Side
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #23 - Take a Wonka on the Wild Side

    S1:E10

    The teachers relive their glory days at Senior Prom, Fairbell and Abbey's "friend date" is a disaster, Quinn has the worst night of his life, and Shoemaker's looming divorce helps him get his angry band back together.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Those Who Can't Season 2 Episode 1 - Rod Man Out
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #24 - Rod Man Out

    S2:E1

    With the dreaded new school year right around the corner, the teachers get a surprise when Rod returns to Smoot a sober man; his new insufferable attitude forces the gang to do the unthinkable to get him back to his old self.

    Director:Unknown
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  26. Those Who Can't Season 2 Episode 2 - Foreskin in the Game
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #25 - Foreskin in the Game

    S2:E2

    Shoemaker seeks emergency medical help from Abbey; Fairbell takes on a role assisting Cattie, Smoot's new principal; Loren is left alone in the dust.

    Director:Unknown
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Best Episodes Summary

"A Smoot Holiday Coincidence" is the best rated episode of "Those Who Can't". It scored 8/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/4/2019. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Those Who Could've".