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The Best Episodes of Those Who Can't

Every episode of Those Who Can't ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Those Who Can't!

The Best Episodes of Those Who Can't

There are teachers who inspire, enlighten, and challenge us. These are not those teachers.

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  1. 8.3/10(44 votes)

    #1 - 8 Mile High

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    S2:E4

    Obsessed with the underground rap scene, Loren recruits Shoemaker and Fairbell to join his crew. Meanwhile, Abbey gets caught up in the local gang life, and Shoemaker and Rod butt heads over his relationship with Rod's mother.

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  2. 8.3/10(35 votes)

    #2 - A New Dog in the Yard

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    S2:E8

    After being appointed interim wrestling coach, Fairbell starts a beef with the rival school's coach, who Abbey has a crush on. Plus, Shoemaker takes testosterone, and Loren deals with a new girlfriend - and her two children.

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  3. 8.2/10(47 votes)

    #3 - Wet Dreams May Come

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    S1:E8

    Shoemaker is tormented by a disturbing sex dream, and the drama teacher wrongly advises him to act on it. Meanwhile, Fairbell befriends the new school police officer even though the rest of the gang tries to get rid of him.

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  4. 8.2/10(36 votes)

    #4 - Rod Man Out

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    S2:E1

    With the dreaded new school year right around the corner, the teachers get a surprise when Rod returns to Smoot a sober man; his new insufferable attitude forces the gang to do the unthinkable to get him back to his old self.

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  5. 8.1/10(21 votes)

    #5 - You Can't Go Homecoming Again

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    S3:E3

    With the gang in charge of the homecoming parade floats, tensions rise and class warfare

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  6. 7.9/10(49 votes)

    #6 - Lady and the Skamp

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    S1:E3

    The teachers protest poor working conditions by going on strike, Shoemaker and Abbey butt heads over who's the real strike leader, and Loren and Rod tailgate the event...leaving Quinn and Tammy to man the understaffed school.

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  8. 7.9/10(54 votes)

    #7 - The Fairbell Tape

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    S1:E4

    Shoemaker and Abbey work to get the vending machine returned after it's removed by the PTA. Later, Loren clashes with his old teacher while Fairbell's sexual orientation is discovered.

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  9. 7.9/10(42 votes)

    #8 - K-Pop Goes the Weasel

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    S1:E9

    A former student leaves a threatening letter for the gang, and they quickly realize they're stuck in the middle of his sick, murderous game. Trapped in school at night, with corpses piling up, the teachers fight for survival.

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  10. 7.9/10(44 votes)

    #9 - Take a Wonka on the Wild Side

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    S1:E10

    The teachers relive their glory days at Senior Prom, Fairbell and Abbey's "friend date" is a disaster, Quinn has the worst night of his life, and Shoemaker's looming divorce helps him get his angry band back together.

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  11. 7.9/10(31 votes)

    #10 - Graduation

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    S2:E12

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  12. 7.9/10(20 votes)

    #11 - A Smoot Holiday Coincidence

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    S3:E4

    The Smoot teachers rally around a student as they raise money for his heart transplant.

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  13. 7.9/10(17 votes)

    #12 - Grisly Man

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    S3:E8

    Out in the woods for a cross-country race, the gang stumbles upon a hermit they believe is a legendary serial killer.

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  14. 7.8/10(40 votes)

    #13 - For Whom the Bell's Tolls

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    S1:E7

    The guys come to school drunk on the day Superintendent Carson promises to fire the worst teacher. Shoemaker has a medical flare-up, Loren maintains a buzz in order to save face, and Fairbell makes a ridiculous new friend.

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  15. 7.8/10(34 votes)

    #14 - Foreskin in the Game

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    S2:E2

    Shoemaker seeks emergency medical help from Abbey; Fairbell takes on a role assisting Cattie, Smoot's new principal; Loren is left alone in the dust.

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  16. 7.8/10(32 votes)

    #15 - Detergent Dawn

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    S2:E7

    Loren finally completes his novel, but the book's success goes to his head, forcing Shoemaker to become his 'agent.' However, when the novel sparks a hookup outbreak, Fairbell and Summer's abstinence class takes a dramatic turn.

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  17. 7.8/10(25 votes)

    #16 - Elect-ile Dysfunction

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  18. 7.8/10(17 votes)

    #17 - SKAppily Ever After

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    S3:E10

    Everyone chips in to throw Loren and Jade a dream wedding at the school. Meanwhile, Abbey wants to take her anonymous online relationship to the next level.

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  19. 7.8/10(16 votes)

    #18 - Abbey's Road

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    S3:E12

    Abbey enjoys success at her new career away from Smoot. In her absence, the gang struggles with their altered group dynamic and Loren takes over as librarian.

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  20. 7.7/10(50 votes)

    #19 - What's Eating Uncle Jake?

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    S1:E6

    After leading the JV Girls Volleyball team to the State Championship, Fairbell gets benched when the PTA appoints a new coach. Plus, Shoemaker takes asst. coaching a bit too far, and Loren schemes for a shady game sponsor.

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  21. 7.7/10(36 votes)

    #20 - Plains High School Drifter

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    Cattie hires a former Denver Bronco to be Smoot's new head football coach, and he appoints Loren as his assistant. But the new coach's methods don't sit well with Tammy and Shoemaker, who go to great lengths to fire him

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  22. 7.7/10(30 votes)

    #21 - Normal Activity

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  23. 7.6/10(43 votes)

    #22 - Of Lice and Men

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    S1:E5

    After a lice outbreak at Smoot, Loren takes matters into his own hands and commands the "hot zone." Shoemaker and Tammy square off in a haircutting contest, while Abbey revisits some not-so-fond high school memories.

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  24. 7.5/10(31 votes)

    #23 - The Trial of Geoffrey Quinn

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    S2:E6

    It's Principal Quinn's trial. Shoemaker, Abbey, Fairbell and Loren have been summoned to the witness stand. Meanwhile, Cattie enlists Leslie to communistically transform Smoot into a passable school for an incoming reporter.

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  25. 7.5/10(28 votes)

    #24 - Mid-Bryce Crisis

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    S2:E11

    When a former Smoot senior returns to school, Loren, Shoemaker and Fairbell get paranoid about being the victims of yet another senior prank. Meanwhile, Abbey begins to date a younger guy despite warnings from Tammy and Julie.

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  26. 7.5/10(16 votes)

    #25 - Big Ol' Scams

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    S3:E11

    Steven's vocational career fair has Loren and Abbey questioning their professional paths. Meanwhile, Shoemaker and Fairbell join a cult-like pyramid scheme.

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Best Episodes Summary

"8 Mile High" is the best rated episode of "Those Who Can't". It scored 8.3/10 based on 44 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 10/28/2016. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "A New Dog in the Yard".