The Smoot teachers rally around a student as they raise money for his heart transplant.

A Smoot Holiday Coincidence

The Smoot faculty exploits student-teachers from a local university.

Those Who Could've

Steven's vocational career fair has Loren and Abbey questioning their professional paths. Meanwhile, Shoemaker and Fairbell join a cult-like pyramid scheme.

Big Ol' Scams

Against all odds, Fairbell excels in his new role as principal, but the arrival of a buttoned-up guidance counselor jeopardizes the rest of the gang’s easy street.

All's Fairbell

With the gang in charge of the homecoming parade floats, tensions rise and class warfare

You Can't Go Homecoming Again

With the gang trapped in a Smoot “escape room,” new guidance counselor Steven leads the charge to get them fired.

Escapegoats

As Tammy desperately tries to take care of an urgent personal matter, Smoot deals with a crisis of its own: a taco-less Tuesday.

Taco Tuesday

When a Smoot student becomes a viral sensation, Shoemaker gets a brush with fame, and Loren and Abbey try to out-viral everyone with a video of their own.

One Ding-Wonder

Out in the woods for a cross-country race, the gang stumbles upon a hermit they believe is a legendary serial killer.

Grisly Man

Abbey enjoys success at her new career away from Smoot. In her absence, the gang struggles with their altered group dynamic and Loren takes over as librarian.

Abbey's Road

With the school in danger of being shut down, the gang hatches a plan to save the day. Meanwhile, Quinn and Tammy embark on a drug-fueled vision quest.

Yes We Scan

Quinn returns as principal and starts a campaign to tackle the rampant bullying at Smoot, but disturbing the delicate social ecosystem has consequences for everyone.

The Running of the Bullies

Everyone chips in to throw Loren and Jade a dream wedding at the school. Meanwhile, Abbey wants to take her anonymous online relationship to the next level.

SKAppily Ever After

When the school bully begins picking on some of the teachers at Smoot High, the teachers exact a terrible (and stupid) revenge... and even the librarian gets in on the action!

The Boys Are Coming Together

Principal Quinn tasks the guys with helping a shy kid win the student election, but they do their jobs a little too well and unwittingly create a monster. Abbey and Quinn have a fight over Smoot High's debate practices.

Oof, Nut City

The teachers protest poor working conditions by going on strike, Shoemaker and Abbey butt heads over who's the real strike leader, and Loren and Rod tailgate the event...leaving Quinn and Tammy to man the understaffed school.

Lady and the Skamp

Shoemaker and Abbey work to get the vending machine returned after it's removed by the PTA. Later, Loren clashes with his old teacher while Fairbell's sexual orientation is discovered.

The Fairbell Tape

After a lice outbreak at Smoot, Loren takes matters into his own hands and commands the "hot zone." Shoemaker and Tammy square off in a haircutting contest, while Abbey revisits some not-so-fond high school memories.

Of Lice and Men

After leading the JV Girls Volleyball team to the State Championship, Fairbell gets benched when the PTA appoints a new coach. Plus, Shoemaker takes asst. coaching a bit too far, and Loren schemes for a shady game sponsor.

What's Eating Uncle Jake?

The guys come to school drunk on the day Superintendent Carson promises to fire the worst teacher. Shoemaker has a medical flare-up, Loren maintains a buzz in order to save face, and Fairbell makes a ridiculous new friend.

For Whom the Bell's Tolls

Shoemaker is tormented by a disturbing sex dream, and the drama teacher wrongly advises him to act on it. Meanwhile, Fairbell befriends the new school police officer even though the rest of the gang tries to get rid of him.

Wet Dreams May Come

A former student leaves a threatening letter for the gang, and they quickly realize they're stuck in the middle of his sick, murderous game. Trapped in school at night, with corpses piling up, the teachers fight for survival.

K-Pop Goes the Weasel

The teachers relive their glory days at Senior Prom, Fairbell and Abbey's "friend date" is a disaster, Quinn has the worst night of his life, and Shoemaker's looming divorce helps him get his angry band back together.

Take a Wonka on the Wild Side

With the dreaded new school year right around the corner, the teachers get a surprise when Rod returns to Smoot a sober man; his new insufferable attitude forces the gang to do the unthinkable to get him back to his old self.

Rod Man Out

Shoemaker seeks emergency medical help from Abbey; Fairbell takes on a role assisting Cattie, Smoot's new principal; Loren is left alone in the dust.

Foreskin in the Game

Cattie hires a former Denver Bronco to be Smoot's new head football coach, and he appoints Loren as his assistant. But the new coach's methods don't sit well with Tammy and Shoemaker, who go to great lengths to fire him

Plains High School Drifter

Obsessed with the underground rap scene, Loren recruits Shoemaker and Fairbell to join his crew. Meanwhile, Abbey gets caught up in the local gang life, and Shoemaker and Rod butt heads over his relationship with Rod's mother.

8 Mile High

After Abbey accidentally discovers Smoot's racist past, Cattie brings in Native American students to make-up for the bad publicity. Plus, Rod and Loren start a craft brewery on campus, but find that their success may be short-lived.

White Guilt Trip

It's Principal Quinn's trial. Shoemaker, Abbey, Fairbell and Loren have been summoned to the witness stand. Meanwhile, Cattie enlists Leslie to communistically transform Smoot into a passable school for an incoming reporter.

The Trial of Geoffrey Quinn

Loren finally completes his novel, but the book's success goes to his head, forcing Shoemaker to become his 'agent.' However, when the novel sparks a hookup outbreak, Fairbell and Summer's abstinence class takes a dramatic turn.

Detergent Dawn

After being appointed interim wrestling coach, Fairbell starts a beef with the rival school's coach, who Abbey has a crush on. Plus, Shoemaker takes testosterone, and Loren deals with a new girlfriend - and her two children.

A New Dog in the Yard

Normal Activity

Elect-ile Dysfunction

When a former Smoot senior returns to school, Loren, Shoemaker and Fairbell get paranoid about being the victims of yet another senior prank. Meanwhile, Abbey begins to date a younger guy despite warnings from Tammy and Julie.

Mid-Bryce Crisis

Graduation

There are teachers who inspire, enlighten, and challenge us. These are not those teachers.

All Episodes of Those Who Can't

Season 1

The Boys Are Coming Together

Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 2/11/2016

Oof, Nut City

Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 2/11/2016

Lady and the Skamp

Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/18/2016

The Fairbell Tape

Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/25/2016

Of Lice and Men

Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 3/3/2016

What's Eating Uncle Jake?

Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/10/2016

For Whom the Bell's Tolls

Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 3/24/2016

Wet Dreams May Come

Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/31/2016

K-Pop Goes the Weasel

Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 4/7/2016

Take a Wonka on the Wild Side

Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 4/14/2016