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Detroit strip-club entrepreneur Alan Markovitz shares his success stories, stages a "fetish night" at one of his clubs, and buys a lavish new house next to his ex's.

Meet the Topless Prophet

Kenny Kory, an "agent for exotic dancers," recruits two young prospects from the Pontiac party scene.

2 new girls, Seaira and Sarah are discovered. Will they make it? Can they even do it?

The World According to Kenny

Looking to move past his divorce, Alan agrees to go on a blind date. Kenny helps Ashley win over a fellow stripper named Katy.

Blind Date

Stripper Lily celebrates a milestone. Charlie’s friend Holly catches pole-dancing fever. Alan checks out his latest club “wow-factor” contraption.

Kenny breaks up a catfight, and rewards a five-year client. The dancers have an off-site sex-toy party.

Working Man

Alan makes a major sacrifice in order to impress Donna. Seaira returns a favor by giving a new girl lap-dancing lessons. Kenny enlists some local talent to take it off on Amateur Night.

Amateur Night

Kenny throws a bachelor’s party for Skip, a talent recruiter who has promised his fiancée he won’t get into trouble. But can Skip resist the lap-dance temptations that await at the Flight Club?

Bachelor Night

Tasked by Alan to sign up fresh faces, Kenny sends a resourceful dancer named Madirosa clubbing to recruit new talent. Kenny’s girlfriend Anna Lee shares some unexpected news.

Madirosa's World

Alan stages a daring club extravaganza featuring flame-throwing acrobats, pole-dancing pairs, and a mind-blowing finale. Kenny arranges a private party for a client.

Stripper Circus

Alan directs a music video starring Detroit rap star Trick-Trick and a bevy of dancers, then oversees a photo shoot for a Topless Prophet calendar, both of which he debuts at a wild club event.

The Video

This 10-part, unscripted late-night series goes behind the scenes at several Detroit-area “gentlemen’s clubs” owned by Alan Markovitz, a 30-year veteran of the rough-and-tumble world of adult entertainment and the self-proclaimed “most successful strip-club entrepreneur in America.” In addition to showcasing the steamy action that goes on inside his clubs – including a “fetish night” promotion and the debut of two jittery novices recruited from Pontiac – Topless Prophet sheds light on the private world of Markovitz, whose success transforming rundown strip joints into lucrative gentlemen’s clubs is rivaled only by his insatiable desire to stick it to those he feels have betrayed him. Even with the Motor City in bankruptcy, Alan and his clubs are thriving – but staying number one isn’t easy.

The Best Seasons of Topless Prophet

The Best Seasons of Topless Prophet

Season 1